If my book makes the rules, Lucy Grace is late to this because I had my first boyfriend and my first real kiss where I was sent to the principal's office for getting in trouble in first grade. First grade. Did I say his name? I've never said it before. Yes. Well, because he still lives here. His name was Tony Schepler, and he gave me an octopus beanie baby in the hallway. Oh, my God. It was serious. It had sequins on it, and it sparkled, and I loved it. And I kissed him in the hallway, and then we were sent down to, oh, my God, Mr. Wilsey's office, where we got scolded because we don't do that in first grade. That's for big grownups, not little kids. And I have vivid memories of getting yelled at for kissing Tony Scheffler.