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show i went out after i did my golf league with uh my buddy will who is my golf partner and um something happened while we were ordering food that i thought was really interesting and you guys got to tell me if this is something that you can do can two guys do this and by the way this is not you know trying to be like you know homophobic or anything like that because it has nothing to do with being gay straight or whatever um we were ordering food and will says hey why don't we do this why don't we get a caesar salad and a steak and we'll split both of them And I looked at him like, are you crazy? First off, look at me. When have I ever not finished food on my plate? Like maybe when I was doing the Ideal You Diet and I ordered like at a place like J. Alexander's that already gives you enough, you know, way too much food. But when is it that as a guy As a grown ass fat man Like myself That I have ever not had an appetizer A salad and the food And then wished that I had like an extra Side on you know on the deal And he goes That you don't look like you're really happy with doing this thing And I said no I don't want to look like And the waitress by the way When the waitress was there when he was saying it She kind of gave a weird look too Like she was like yeah okay I don't know because girls do it all the time all the time like my wife does it with she's with Will's wife all the time like she'll like things and split them let's get a burger and we'll split it and I'm like if I and then she'll say Chelsea will sometimes say and can you put them on on separate plates right you know in the kitchen and you know you know whatever you need to do we'll do that and I'm like if a half of a burger came out to me on the table it would be the most unappetizing thing that i've i've looked at yeah i'd be so mad right is this right i'm sorry i want the whole thing i would you know what i mean like i said there are times when i've ordered at restaurants have you guys ever had this happen to you when you order at a restaurant and the food comes out and it looks like somebody split it in the back where's the rest right i want like gobs of food i don't want a little bit of food but i was thinking about this and i was thinking about people sharing and doing all this stuff it's got to drive waiters and waitresses and then the people in the kitchen, crazy. Like, you can't go to Red Robin and do this. Yeah. Or Applebee's. Well, couldn't you just say bring an extra,

can you just bring an extra plate? Well, you can do that. You can spit it yourself.

But you can't do the whole, yes, I would like to get a wedge salad and can you please split that for us, please? Like, you can't do that. You couldn't do it. If I called Brian over at the Red Robin right now and said, hey, do your waiters or waitresses like hate this when this happens? I guarantee you that there's a waiter or a waitress that sits there and goes, come on.

I know we upset. Ellie and I upset this. It's this tiny little pizza place out by where we were camping. We wanted pizza for the kids, but her and I didn't really feel like pizza, so we got a salad. But instead of ordering, like, salads with specific things on them, we ordered just, like, a giant thing of lettuce and then the sides that you would put on the salad. So they had to put them in, like, little cups on the side, and it was all. Oh, my God, you're the worst. Oh, yeah, I know. I fully know.

I fully know. By the way, they wanted to poke your eyes out, didn't they? Yes. Oh, yeah. We tipped it very, very well because I felt bad.

You could send me a raw burger and I would be like, oh, my God.

Thank you so much I would never send this back And Mike's out here going I want everything In a separate container

Don't mix those olives

What's up Melissa How you doing?

I'm good Mojo How are you?

Doing okay What do you think about this?

I think that It's just ridiculous I've been a server For 25 years I weigh 115 pounds Because I work for it And if I want to order Dessert An appetizer A soup A salad Go for it Mojo You eat

Thank you. I need that. I need to be nourished.

Fat boy.

Yes.

You're not fat, though, I've seen you. You are not fat. You look great, by the way.

Oh, hey.

Congratulations on your weight loss.

I love you. Thank you.

Look at how fat you are.

Stop. You're all fat. I love you. Thank you for that. Take care.

Get that fatty some mudflats for his ass. Big old jiggly fatty boy.

Stop.

Logan, what's going on?

Hey, I was going to say, as a waitress, like, I have no problem with people splitting food. It is probably one of the easiest, you know, questions that I've been asked. People ask all the time. They're like, oh, can I have this but no salt? Or can you not use oil when you cook it? And I feel like those are the worst. Uh-oh, I do that. Yeah, Mojo does with no oil.

I do the no, because with Ideal U, you know, you have to be particular with stuff. But then I got, you know, sometimes it makes it greasy, you know? It's like too greasy on there.

yeah I'm being judged

I'm being judged

sauces are pre-made it's just a whole thing

I understand I'll never go to that restaurant what's up Liz, how you doing? Liz is a cook, hi Liz

what's going on? hey, I'm a line cook it's called Schmuckers it's a diner in Toledo I love Schmuckers your pies are amazing Yes, good food So we had to start charging To split orders Because it was happening so much And as a cook You know, when you're busy You don't have time to split a burger in half And split, you know, a hot roast beef in half Or, you know, pies in half So yeah, we had to start charging Like $2 to split

Like if somebody's going to get a piece of pie From Schmuckers And they're going to split it in half Like, just get two forks and eat it together. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm not paying two bucks. No, they want it split, and they'll even pay $2 to split a $4. That's silly.

Yeah, but nobody is getting one slice of pie at Schmuckers. If you were getting one slice of pie, I hate you. You buy the whole pie. That is the only way to do it. Yes, you're absolutely right.

But I don't understand.

But they do. They do it all the time, and it's actually, you know, a little annoying. No, but I'm with Mojo, with the piece of pie.

Just go at it together.

Just go at it. Financially, you're irresponsible if it's a $4 piece of pie and you're adding another $2 to it just to have them cut it.

Now, would that be weird for two guys to share a piece of pie with two forks? Okay, so, all right. To go back to your original question.

That goes to the homophobic thing, and I am not homophobic. I want you to know that.

It came off a little gay.

But I will say this to you. I will say this to you. I split desserts all the time with people. Is this weird that I actually will split ice cream? Like, I will actually eat out of the same ice cream bar?

I don't think any of it's weird. I would never do that. We've all split a piece of carrot cake at Tommy's.

Oh, yeah.

Like a dozen of us. Yeah.

And there was still leftover. That thing's so big.

The owners, though, of Tommy's looked at us like, you cheap bastards. Why don't you guys just order your own?

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