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Can You Work While High?
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Can You Work While High?

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April 20, 2023 | 00:09:53 | Leisure

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Is he? Yeah. You think that's like legit? That is real life sound effect right there. Hold on a second. I'm pulling that back up.

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You should call him and ask him.

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I guarantee you.

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All right. Let's call Fletch. I want to know if that son of a bee is getting stoned.

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Would you put it past him?

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No, it would not surprise me.

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Does he still smoke? For those who don't know. Has he ever smoked? I thought he did.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, Fletch is, yeah. Fletch is a proud stone bug.

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Well, I knew he was chewing tobacco for a while. I didn't know if he was smoking. We got a question to ask him.

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Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Were you listening to Taylor Swift while we called you? No, I was listening to The Screaming Trees Nearly Lost You. I heard. I'm sorry. I heard. Oh, okay. It was somebody in the studio. Fletch. All right. Fletch. I want to ask you a question because, first off, your imaging work, that's what we call it, listeners, things that play that have deep voice guy on them, imaging, have been spectacular. So good. Hey.

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Hi, hi.

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The new show open is fantastic. All of it's good.

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Yeah, we like it.

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But here's the question for you. This is a big one. This piece of imaging, was it a sound effect or was it real?

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Happy 420 from Mojo in the morning.

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The one with the bong at the end of it. Happy 420. Was that a sound? That was a sound effect. It was not. It wasn't you? You weren't doing that? I don't own a bong. There's a jet stream of bulls**t coming out of your mouth, my friend. Do you smoke weed?

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No.

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You don't? No, I do gummy bears. Gummy bears. Three thousand gummy bears.

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Shock hurts. There's something so manly about her. I used to. I love you. You did. Okay. I don't like it.

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I love, by the way, that you call them gummy bears because that was our childhood, right? And we're still having them called gummy bears. Well, they're actually nerd ropes that my sister sent to me from Florida. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't buy them here. Well, I have to tell you, Flash, I'm very happy that today is 420. And like we said earlier this morning, it's just another day in Michigan. Wait, you guys called me because it's 420? No, we called you because your imaging has been so good, and we thought for sure that that was not a sound effect. That was 100% a sound effect. Love you, brother. All right, buddy. Take care, buddy. See you, man. Back to your Taylor Swift listening. Can we just do a quick little impromptu survey? We have time, Lydia, right? I don't have any commercial breaks for a long time. Celebrating 420 right now, Who's already high on the job And what do you do for a living Will you call us up and tell us What is it that you do for a living And you're already Either with an edible in you Or you're maybe smoking

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Misfit Steve brought that joint. I'm going to give it to somebody else. I can't do it. I can't smoke. I don't know what it is. I don't like the smell of it on my hands or anything like that.

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I'll see you later. Yeah, Megan's like, save it for me.

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Nadia wants to shout out Fletch. What did you want to say about Fletch?

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I miss him. He's awesome. He was the funniest on your show.

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We love him, too. Did you also, by the way, did you go on a date with him and get to use his mom's Nordstrom's credit card back in the day?

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I'm a little bit older than him, but I wick.

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Listen, I'm going to tell you something.

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He did not discriminate when it came to age at all.

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What are some good high songs, too? I always play the Afro Man song because it got high. And Wiz Khalifa is another one, too. But is there any other ones that have hidden meaning? Because I was just Googling this right now, and there's a whole bunch of other weed songs down here that I've never known were actually weed songs.

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Like my romance song

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The next episode part where he's like Smoke weed every day Oh my god

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What is that?

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Wait, what song is that from? I think it's called Next Episode Next Episode? I don't know that we have it

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It's from the bong? Yeah Say Brazil?

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All right, here, let me grab some of these calls here Because we already got some people that are on the job I'm always amazed by what people do for a living And they can do it when they're high

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We've had many people that have worked for this morning show that have come in, and radio station that have come in just beyond.

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One of my favorites ever was the fact that I would just get high off of smelling stick in my son, Joe. The two of those guys.

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Joe was definitely one of them.

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What's going on, Trent? Happy 420.

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Happy 420, Mojo and the morning crew. I just gotta say, all you gotta do is wake up and take a fat dab and your day's fine.

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And what do we do for a living? What do you do?

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I make stencils for the boxes that you guys use around the world. Like Nike boxes, pizza boxes. I make the stencils for them and how they get their shape. Oh, that's actually really cool.

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Okay, I got to dump that one. Yes, if you do it and you're not high, he says, you'll F it all up. That's what he said that I had to dump out of it. He makes the boxes for the shoes.

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How can you dab before work? That's just an extra level. That's so intense.

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Give him applause for that. Sam, how you doing?

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Hey, how you doing?

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Good, Sam. Happy 420.

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Happy 420.

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What do you do for a living, Sam?

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I do waterproofing.

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You do? And Sam, you in a house right now?

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No, actually, I'm still on the road.

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Okay, and have you already partook? Yeah, probably.

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I started my 420 today.

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Okay.

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Now, should the people of the homes that you're going to be doing some waterproofing on check their basements later today if it starts raining?

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No, they won't have any problems. Actually, if you don't do this job high, you'll have a hard time. All right. It's a lot of aches and pains that come with it.

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A lot of aches and pains, I bet you. Thank you for the call, Sam. Take care of yourself.

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No problem, y'all. Have a good one.

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Oh, my God. Look at this. Would you want Kiana doing your hair? You're a hairstylist. Is that right, Kiana?

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Yes, it is.

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Yes, it is. And are you high right now?

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Yeah, I'm about a one and a half in, and I'm about to go into work right now.

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And what kind of hair do you do? Like, explain to us. Are you good at coloring? Are you good at braiding? What do you do?

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I do everything. Today, I have a few braids, colors, and cuts. I do it all.

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Do you ever miss out on a cut? Are there any people walking with a little crooked hair?

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No, we're going to get them right today. But we're going to go high to high.

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Okay. that's a that's called the john ivy cut john ivy always made you do those yeah all right thank you for the call i appreciate it uh i want to get your meat cut today hello

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grace yeah hello i don't even have to ask you

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Before coming into work Dropping off kid and then Here we go I cook I do a lot of the chicken I grill it up You have to make sure

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Are you a butcher? What are you?

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We have half racked of cows all the time In our cooler

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Be careful with that big old knife

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I will try I will try.

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Love you guys. We love you, too. Thank you.

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It's like a 17 again, peach fuzz on my face.

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Hold on. D. D, you there?

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir. I like that. Yes, sir. D.

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Stone to bejesus, how are you, sir? Happy 420, slash, what's his birthday? Stone to, what did you say? Stone to bejesus. Who's, yeah.

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Oh, don't say it. Stone to bejesus.

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Okay, real quick, real quick. I want to ask you a quick question. Everybody on the show, this is not for you. You just be silent for one second, D. What do you guys guess that D does for a living? Before we pick him up. Stone to bejesus. Stop it.

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I think that he works in a bank.

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Wow. Okay. You're going with the landscaping. Landscaping. Okay. Megan?

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I think that he makes the stained glass windows for churches. Are you weird?

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That is so random. D, tell everybody what you do for a living. Okay. I'm an engineer. I design and also teach.

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You're a teacher?

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He's a teacher and an engineer. Correct.

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Like with little kids' teacher?

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Correct.

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir. What do you teach? Engineering or what do you teach? English. I love it. So are you heading into class right now? Yeah, because you have to be very soon to teach little children on a daily basis. Okay. Happy 420, everybody. Aw. Wait, you're not teaching my son. He's only got two more weeks left of school. I want to make sure about that. No? Okay. All right. Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy? Well, you know what? Hey, it's illegal, right? People drink. I don't know if they drink before they go to school. I don't know.

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