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Mojo in the morning show. Mojo, Spike, Shannon, Megan, and Mike. Look at you, young fella. You don't even look a day older than yesterday was your birthday.

I know. No facial hair still or anything.

Were you boozing last night or were those old videos? A little bit. Only a couple of years.

A school night. Where did you go? At my sister's house. Oh, cool.

I feel like we failed Reese because we didn't post anything for his birthday. And I was like, he's the social media director.

He's not going to post himself. Yes. I told him to.

Reese, do we have like a flattering photo of you that we could, or an unflattering photo of you? Do we have like you in a toilet, like thrown up or anything?

Oh, I'm sure there's a couple of those.

Yeah, can we find one? Would you like to, if you want, you can send it to one of us and we'll post it or post your own if you'd like.

Okay. What would you like? A nice little belated birthday post, you know? Okay. I'm always late to everything anyways, so, you know.

You young punk.

Hey.

Yeah.

We all need to do an oh yeah. Yeah.

What's it like to be, you know, Spike, Shannon, and I have not known for a long time what it's like to be 25 years old.

How did I get grouped with you two now?

Or 26 years old.

You're much further away.

It's been a long time, lady.

It's been a long time. I don't have a lot of complaints. That's for sure.

No. No aches and pains?

Nope. Not yet.

How about ear hair? Do you have air hair?

Ooh, I could. I might need Smith's.

What's air hair? Er-her. Air. Air.

Ear. Ear. Ear hair. Oh. Ear hair. Don't worry. He gets paid to talk for a living.

Excuse me, miss.

What's it like, Reese, if you haven't had a stroke yet that affects your life?

voice what's it what's it like uh what's it like for megan too what's it like for megan to be to be 26 years old don't be mad don't be mad i'm not i'm not um all right uh well reese it's good to uh good to have you here so you went out uh uh to your sister's place but i know you were out and about uh the bars over the the holidays too i did having some drinks i saw something very genius

that i feel like i have to share with you guys okay so i was in fern dizzle i don't know if you guys are familiar with this let's start this over a very good time my old stomping grounds so i'm at this bar i don't know if i should plug them i think i should do it well depends on what you're

going to say about them is it flattering or unflattering okay okay uh a new way bar yeah

oh yeah good dive bar i love that place honestly a great place and great bartender too so i'm sitting at the bar with my friend extremely intoxicated or as you say very Wait, is that what you said? That's what he said. I have a couple different terms for it, but you feel me. So basically...

were drinking and we're like wow we have not ate anything in the probably the past five days honestly because it's it it's like that you know especially when you're uh you're broken you're young and you're 26 you know hey happy birthday it's been i mean are you gonna spend money on

groceries or alcohol alcohol you know whatever gets me by um anyway so i we're talking to this

bartender and we noticed she's got three giant boxes of pizza right behind her and we were like oh, do you mind if maybe we get a slice? Come to find out, this bartender buys three boxes of pizza every night, gives it to all of her bar guests, whoever seems drunk. For free? Yeah, completely for free. So smart. And as a result, she has less drunk people at her bar, and she gets higher tips. Wow, that's amazing. Smart, smart. That is, yes, very nice. That is good. So shout out New Way Bar and Fern Dizzle. Where's the pizza from? Como's right there? You're getting a good test

Could I just ask a question here

You are high as a fuck

How high are you right now though

Have you taken an edible before the show ever Honestly let me tell you something Yesterday was a big day for this guy I had a lot of celebrating to you Was it okay

So I'm hurting a little bit No I'm fine with that Hold on a second would you like a slice I'm going to start bringing in pizza And just putting boxes of pizza behind me Just to get Reese as excited as he wants

Nobody's stopping you from doing that There's a bar in downtown Plymouth I can't remember which one it is But they At midnight Every weekend They come piling Like ten pizzas Somebody just walks through And starts handing them around To everybody at the bar So nice Yeah same thing

It's the kind of world I want to live in But it's smart

Because I'll stay longer Like I need a base I've already had a few drinks

Did you Did you and uh your hooligan friend did you guys leave this uh this lady uh a little extra money because of that oh yeah yep we gave her an extra five bucks i mean nothing crazy but you know no that's good though that's big though yeah yeah did you how many slices can you ask for at that moment

um she says one slice per person why did you try it throughout the night i asked for i somehow finessed two pieces i was going for my third well big birthday boy you know i got that charm she knew you haven't eaten in a while or haven't ate i can never go to this bar again she's gonna

see me next time and be like this kid um i want to know i want to know what your uh your thing is to to get a bigger tip like what's your what's your game because earlier this morning i was talking about my wife chelsea and how the guy was flirting with her and my sons were all upset but that was the guys obviously you know my wife's a beautiful lady but i think he was trying to get a better tip out of the deal this uh you know bartender in in ferndale she has pizza behind her and that gives her the ability to be to get uh bigger tips so uh what is your uh what is your little game that you have going on uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i've been getting called darling a lot and hun and things do you like that how do you feel about um i'm you know what i'm fine with it. I, uh, yeah, I'm, I'm usually okay with, uh, if the, you know, the waitress or somebody does that, you know, I was going to get a carryout order the other day and I walked into the Coney Island and she called me cutie and she wasn't like 70 years old, you know? Yeah. I was like, she was like 30 something years old. And she looked at me and she goes, she goes, here you go, cutie. And I was like, hold on a second. Digging into this packet. Ring me up again for a Coke. I'm going to give you a $28 tip off of that particular one. I saw something the other day that I thought was interesting. You'll tell us if you like this or not. I saw it on TikTok. People who are tipping with gift cards. So they're giving gift cards as tips. So they'll get gift cards from family and stuff. Not tipping on their gift card, tipping with gift cards.

Because if you have a gift card, it's probably a lot more than you would tip, right?

yeah but it depends like this is a place where they a tip-based job where they expect cash they're

relying on that they don't need your gift cards don't pay rent or yeah that's the point i think

that people were leaving in comments where people were like yeah wait a second i can't pay my rent with that that's a really good point megan um 844 mojo live uh what's up michael hey yeah i um

And I'm in my 20s, and I flirt my butt off with women that are 40-plus years old to get that dip.

Oh, yeah. Hey, you got to do what you got to do. And it works, right? What kind of place do you work at?

Actually, I work at a team. mobile um but that helps me get a lot of extra sales so if they're coming in with you know

looking for a phone or have some phone issues you're flirting along and uh and these ladies will end up tipping i didn't i've never known anybody would tip their cell phone person not

tipping but extra extra sales you know i can get them on the extra device here and there really

so you've taught because because of your flirtation you've talked somebody into buying something that they would not have bought if it wasn't for your flirting um yeah i'm just

extra nice to them, you know? I tell them that their hair looks super nice that day, or they have a really nice necklace, whatever it might be. Okay.

All right. Sarah, what's up?

Hey, good morning. I love the show. I would always take the money and stuff it in my low-cut top, and then people who didn't usually tip would all of a sudden start tipping.

That is also genius. There's no guy version of that. You know what I mean? There's no way I could do that. I can't put it in like my zipper and have to get tipped more, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I don't know, unless you have a good butt and tight jeans and you turn around and you put it in that back pocket. Yes. See? Someone got excited.

Hey, what do you think about gift cards? Will you put gift cards in between those boobies of yours?

Hey, I'll take what I can get.

So you're okay with somebody tipping with gift cards, huh?

Sure.

Yeah, because texters are texting in here right now saying that I ain't no gift cards. They don't want – this is 206. It says, I want cold, hard cash, no gift cards. And then another person here said, I just had a bunch of house appliances delivered, and I tipped them with Amazon gift cards.

I wonder how that works if you work in a place that has to pull their tips. like if you got to pay out your bus staff and you know a lot of places share the tips and then what

do you do with the gift card yeah i well i would assume that you would just put that in your own

pocket right because you can i would think so but i don't know if the the manager says well you got a it's a 50 cash value i want you to put 20 in or something now all of a sudden you're getting

punished for the gift card the car wash that i go to uh jack's car wash is in the detroit area when I'll go in there and wash a car, if the guy is really good, there's some guys there that are exceptional, I'll give them money, and I hate that they have to put it in that big old garbage can tip thing. I want the guy to keep it himself. So I always try to do the whole thing where I open up my car door, because I also don't want streaks on my window. And I open up my car door, and I slide it in there, and I'm like, hey, can you take a look at this thing? Here, put that in your pocket.

Are you allowed to do that? Because there's one guy I love at the one I go to.

I did it to one guy, and he put it in his pocket. It was like a drug deal happening right there at the car wash. But what's up, Renna?

Hi, guys. I texted in just because I'm driving right now.

Wait, is this our Renna?

Yes, it's your Renna. Oh, my God.

I thought to myself, I'm like, wow, you got the same name as Renna. Renna, what's going on? Renna had a scratchy throat today, so she didn't come in. Thank you. She wanted to make sure that she was.

Yeah, I'm on my way to Monty right now to go get tested, I think.

Okay.

Just in case, you know. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on? So our donut bar boy that brought us donuts for a few weeks ago. Oh, yes. He will bring some of his hosts to get good tables and stuff, donuts. And they give him good tools.

Oh, wow. I mean, donuts are currency. Wait, where does he do this at?

He'll do it at places like in Birmingham because if they're really busy or they don't accept reservations, He'll just bring donuts and be like, listen, if you guys can get me in right now.

He'll go into a restaurant or to a club or bar or whatever, and he'll bring a dozen donuts or a thing of donuts?

Yeah, one time I saw a hostess with, like, four boxes of, like, a dozen each.

Could I bring them, like, tickets to go to the Masked Singer on stage at the Fox Theater?

Obviously, we'll take what they can do.

Do you remember the days when we used to, like, get CDs? Like, if we would play music, we would get CDs from the artist. Tons. And we would get those things all the time. I would always try to, like, spiff people when I was making, like, no money at all. And I would try to, like, get things from that. The guy at the sushi place that I used to go to all the time, I think that guy's got more music from this radio station for, you know, my sushi that I would purchase. That's a good deal. Yeah, it was a good little deal.

Katie just delivered your coffee. Did you tip her?

Hold on, Katie. Let me see what I got here. Hold on. Here's a gas card. Oh, here. Buy one, get one free. Hold on. My old Blue Cross Blue Shield card from last year. How do you know which card is the new one? They're always the same.

I looked at both of them last night. They're the same. I don't know why they give us new ones. Are you sure? Yeah.

There's not a thing that changes. I don't want to throw the old one away.

That's all I got. I do have a drawer in my bedroom, in my bathroom, and it's loaded with gift cards. And so what it has is I have like a, I was going to say a swear word. You heard it. Subway cards. I have so many Subway cards. And I have Target cards, like all those like Target cards that they give you, those $5 cards. Well, maybe I'm going to start carrying them around. Renna, you work here. You and Katie and Reese, like when you guys do the runs like Katie just did for Starbucks, would you like a $5 Target card?

Oh, I'll take what I can get, yeah.

All right, here, I'll give you my blue and white Bed Bath & Beyond coupon. It's for 20% off one item.

They still do those. Yeah, they do those. I don't know how come I don't get them anymore.

Renna, good luck with your test. We'll talk to you later, okay? Thank you, guys. All right, bye.

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