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Mike, you went yesterday to go get some business done, some things done. Yeah. And this is the topic that Mike's going to bring up. You should never go to these jobs when the person is mad.

Because where were you yesterday? So I walked into the, there's an eyebrow place right by Woodland Mall that I always go to, and I genuinely don't even know the name of it. I just know where it is and I walk in and in there I can hear yelling in the back I can't see anybody um but I can hear yelling and then I think the door makes a bell when I walk in we must make a bell in the back and this lady walks out my eyebrow lady walks out and they were screaming at each other just before that you could tell she's visibly upset and she just points to the chair and almost grunts and so like basically sit down and I'm like oh no she's already aggressive enough with my eyebrows like she does a great job but it's like maybe i'm a baby when it comes to this but she's already a little aggressive and so she sits i sit in that chair and i'm thinking the whole time she's gonna get really really bad and she does she's pushing my head around and pulling my pull your eyelids down pull your eyelids down and and threading my eyebrows and it was over the top aggressive and i'm like you cannot be mad yeah this job you have to be calm i would walk

out and reschedule that appointment like you're having a bad day i'm gonna come see you another

time don't you feel like there's other places though where you're like if you walk in and they're upset they're that visibly upset you're like no hairstylist oh really like do not do not

touch my hair if if if you are not of what do they call it sound mind and body yeah do not touch my

hair kelly well the dentist is like that for me i always soon as i walk in i always ask you know doctor half go like how's your day how's that how's your husband how's everything going yeah make sure she's happy before she gets the drill out or the dentist Shannon go back to yours

for a second you ever go and get your hair done and I'm not calling out Kelly or I'm calling out not calling out Katrina but you ever because I've had this with other people and you go in to get your hair done and the person goes my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday I'm like there ain't No way. I'll reschedule. I'll be back next week. Here, let me give you a tip for the time.

I want you in the best mood. I want you to be rushed.

Have you ever had a haircut done by a girl that just got broken up by her boyfriend? You can see a couple of those pictures.

Or she wants to make the drastic change on you. You know? No.

Because you remind her of him. Here's Mike at the threader. What did her sound? Well, threading doesn't sound like this. I guess we yeah yeah there you go little ripping sound does what is threading is threading is like

where the two the pieces of string yes yes it does yeah but like I didn't know if I was a baby or if it always is supposed to hurt like that but it hurts a little

little bit and then when you're upset and you're angry about whatever your co-worker did in the back it hurts a lot yeah that uh that gets that's painful that is very very painful and why is it that they always will look at you like this is nothing like this shouldn't be that painful they're not the one getting it done to them well i do waxing and whenever i go and i get waxed Sandy will act like, or whatever the word is, will act like it's normal. This is perfectly fine. Why are tears coming down your eyes?

Some people have way more sensitive skin, though.

Oh, my God. It's just awful. You're just a baby. The things we do to try to look beautiful. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-654-895500. People are texting in massage therapist is a good one. Oh, maybe a little anger, though, with that. I don't mind a little anger. Your eye doctor, when you go to the eye doctor, that's a good one around your eyes. We talked about that yesterday with the poof test.

I hate that poof test.

I hate it. The nail techs are another one, too. Nail techs.

Yeah, aggressive filing.

Somebody said, don't ever take your pet to a pet groomer that's having a bad day. I never thought about that.

Uber drivers scare me when they're angry on the road. Oh, yes. No, I'm always like, whoa, whoa, I want to get there alive.

Ashley, what happened to you? Oops, we lost Ashley. Ashley said that she went to an eyebrow lady. She was going to tell us a story about going to her and when she was having a bad day and what happened to her eyebrow. I think she's only got one now. I mean, to be fair, they look, I mean, they don't look, I don't know if they look great or not, but I think they look good. You know what I mean? I think she did a great job. Yeah.

Let's see a little photo.

Show it off, Mike.

Yeah, come on. Are you taking us all feeling right now?

Do you want to get them all pretty before the big party this weekend?

Yeah, was that it?

Mojo in the morning, hello.

Hi, I'm coming up with a topic.

Yes.

I will see a tattoo either.

Oh, geez.

Oh, that's a good one. Yeah.

And were they having a bad day?

So it wasn't me personally, but I would say I would not want to go to one if they were having a bad day.

Yeah, that would be a bad thing for you to do.

Experience, yeah.

They're writing, hold on, they're writing F-U-C-I.

Oh, my, the picture just came through very nice. Sexy man. Very nicely shaped. Look at that, he's blowing us a kiss in it.

Holly, what's up?

Okay, I'm about to tell you guys the most bizarre story. So I'm a natural redhead, and everywhere I go, I get looks anyway, okay? And at the time, I was living in mid-Michigan, so I was around the Lansing-Charlotte area. And the very next day, we had a big, huge, like, event that was going on at MIS. So it was the NASCAR race, right?

Yeah.

And so I went into this little shop to get my hair cut, and I'm very, very particular about who cuts my hair. So I really needed my hair cut because we may be on camera, blah, blah, blah. So I go to this little hair shop, and this woman lets me sit down. She starts, like, brushing my hair, starts cutting my hair. I tell her what I want. All of a sudden, she grabs my shoulders and tells me that my parents have been lying to me my whole life, that I'm really adopted, that I am her brother's half-sister. They've been trying to find me for the last 20 years, like literally losing her mind. Wow. That really happened.

Oh, my God.

So my hair was probably down to, like, way, way past the back of my shoulders. She probably cut, like, six inches out the center of my hair. Oh, my gosh. And I had to actually escort her out of the hair.

Oh, my God.

Literally losing her mind. So she snapped. That's really scary, by the way.

But when she had this little freak out at the beginning of the appointment, you still sat there and got your hair cut?

I didn't realize that she was hacking the back of my hair. Oh, my gosh. This is really bizarre. It was bad. I had to get a pixie cut type of thing. Oh, wow.

Could you imagine that, having a breakdown at that moment? This is one that I would not want to go to. Greg, what occupation do you not want to go to when that person is mad?

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That would be a bad one. Yeah, don't take your anger out on me.

I heard Laura. This is another one, too. Where would you not want to go?

Hi, you're Riley.

I work at a urologist, so if the doctors are having a bad day or we're having a bad day, it's rough.

Listen, I'm telling you, I butter up my urologist. I always sit there and I tell them, Mitch Hollander, you are the cutest man in the world as you're about to touch my privates. Have you ever had any of the doctors have a really bad day and you had to like, uh-oh, they're going to see your patients?

I've had it a few times, and I've had to go in and do, like, the, you know, the whatever they were doing to take over because they're like, I can't do it.

Did you guys see the story yesterday about the SkyWest Airlines, the fight between two flight attendants? Yeah. It ended up with both of them leaving the plane, and they had to call a new flight crew in. I mean, they had to ground it and get everybody in there because it was a whole delay because the two flight, a male and a female flight attendant, were fighting with each other.

So the story is that there was a person sitting up in first class, and that person was going to give up their seat to the person sitting next to them's spouse who was in the back of the plane so that they could sit together. Very nice, by the way. Yeah, that's awesome. That guy's going to give up his seat and go back to coach. One of the flight attendants, a guy was like okay with it. He said, that's cool. That's really nice of you to do that. The female flight attendant said, that's against our company policy. You can't do that. And then the two flight attendants got into a screaming match argument that caused the plane to be delayed by two hours.

I would be so mad.

Right? And the woman was crying.

Over a nice gesture.

And she said, I'm not flying with him. I'm not working on this crew. The pilots came out and started to talk to both of them separately, trying to convince both of them to just get on with the flight. And couldn't continue. They had to call in a whole new crew.

Oh, my gosh. Now, I'm okay if they are having a bad day. I just don't want the pilots to have a bad day.

Right.

Do you ever know that Raina, our good friend that's a yoga instructor, Raina walks into the cockpit and always asks the pilots, how are they doing? How is their relationship with their spouse? Like she wants to feel them out to make sure that the night before they didn't get into an argument with their spouse. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books.

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