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I had kind of an interesting thing happen to me. and I want to actually see if I could make it illegal. Is there any lawmakers that are listening right now? Do we have any politicians that are listening? I will politically back you. I don't care what your political affiliation is. If you make it highly illegal for somebody to do what they did in the Costco parking lot to me. So I went to Costco. I go there, and yeah, I'm one of those guys that's not saving the earth. I drink a lot of bottled water, and I go get my Ice Mountain waters that I drink here, and you see probably me drink when we're on the lives. And I've come out with my cart loaded with stuff. I think I might've had like, I don't know, 10 of these pallets of water. Like, you know, and I'm putting them in the back of my car, my Tahoe, and I put it in there. And I will say this to you. One thing I am good at is returning the carts to the cart corral.

00:03:43 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 7:

Amen.

00:03:44 - 00:03:49 | Speaker 4:

Because I don't want anybody taking a video or picture of me and sending it to Dave and Chuck,

00:03:49 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 2:

the freak honestly that's part of it for me too i'm so scared somebody's like gonna bust me if i don't do it you're going to hell if you don't return your carts plain and simple that's why

00:03:59 - 00:04:47 | Speaker 4:

i'd like to talk about this because let me tell you what ended up happening so i end up taking my stuff put it in the car corral come back to my car put my uh back down of my tahoe okay have it go down it goes automatically i get in my car and the guy that's next to me in the blue chevy uh equinox is coming out with his cart and he's got a big cart full of everything and he puts that cart right behind me and i don't want to pull out because if i pull out at the moment he's doing this there is a very good chance that it will startle him or i potentially could hit him so i was like thinking to myself you know i'll just sit here for a little bit yeah and i'll go on my phone for a couple minutes and let him load up his probably three hundred dollars worth of costco because you don't go to costco and don't spend anything less than a hundred at least right Is that a minimum $100, sir?

00:04:47 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 6:

$300 is a minimum. If I'm under $200, I feel like I forgot half of my list.

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 4:

And half the stuff that you buy, you never need. Like, you don't need any of that stuff. Like, why do you need a big box of one?

00:05:00 - 00:05:33 | Speaker 1:

wantons you know what i mean like when are you gonna eat that many wantons so the guy is putting the stuff in the back of you know his uh his you know equinox he gets done with it he puts his thing down and then takes his cart and doesn't bring it back to the car corral straight to joe he puts it behind my tahoe i don't think he understood that i was still that i was still in the tahoe i think He thought I was inside of the store. And instead of putting it between the cars or in front of the cars, which some people do, and it scratches up cars all the time.

00:05:33 - 00:05:36 | Speaker 4:

And it takes up the parking space. You can't use the parking space then.

00:05:36 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

The guy puts it behind me. And this is one of those times where I wish that our cars had like the police department's little microphone thing where you go, hey, what are you doing? You know, one of those like speaker systems. Because if I had a speaker system or a bullhorn, I would call the card police. I would do the whole hey what are you doing you lazy ass why are you not doing this thing the guy gets into his car he gets in, starts his cart and then looks right at me as I'm standing there with my arms up in the air

00:06:04 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 4:

like what the hell are you doing

00:06:06 - 00:06:11 | Speaker 1:

and he turns quickly away backs out and leaves I have to get out of my car to go get the cart

00:06:11 - 00:06:16 | Speaker 3:

who's the guy with the magnet that he throws onto people's cars oh god I don't know

00:06:16 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 1:

wait what's that story

00:06:17 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 3:

there's a guy who films himself in parking lots the cart narks

00:06:21 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, we need that. Wait, is that on like TikTok?

00:06:26 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, that was on YouTube for a long time. I feel like he's a radio guy too.

00:06:30 - 00:06:37 | Speaker 4:

I don't understand that like people that don't put the cards. It's really not that hard. It takes one extra minute.

00:06:38 - 00:06:43 | Speaker 1:

If that, I mean, sometimes I do have bad parking and my barking is like way away from the thing.

00:06:43 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 3:

And I've had it where I'm like, no, I actually have done.

00:06:47 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 1:

You know what I did? I actually did the whole. Can I make it in from a distance? And I threw it from a distance and watched it roll and then boom, going in and I'm like, oh, this is awesome. It's, it's kind of, honestly, it's like throwing a football through a tire, you know, Costco

00:07:01 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 4:

carts are the best to put back by the way. And if you've ever seen me at Costco, I do this every single time I ride the cart back into the cart corral, like I'm 10 years old, I get going kind of fast and then I hop on that thing and I go right into the cart corral.

00:07:15 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 1:

Have you ever had one with a weird tire that all of a sudden goes astray?

00:07:19 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 4:

Not yet, but I think you just jinxed me. It's not that hard to return your cart.

00:07:24 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 1:

Imagine the injury that you're going to get one day, God forbid, on one of those carts going through and you hit a pothole in the parking lot.

00:07:30 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 4:

No, but that's why you do it. The Costco ones are heavier. They are. They're bigger. They don't flip. Wait, Lydia, didn't you bust your mom not returning a cart one time?

00:07:37 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, she tried to put it on the side of the grass.

00:07:39 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 1:

And what did you do?

00:07:41 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 2:

I moved it.

00:07:42 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 1:

But Lydia, it's your mom. She's, you know.

00:07:45 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 2:

So what? She's supposed to act innocent all the time and, you know, she's supposed to be my example. She's not.

00:07:51 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 1:

She is, by the way. The funny thing about her is that if I saw her doing it, I'd probably put it away for her because she does come across so innocent, but she seems like the type that would shoplift. Oh, my God. She does. Is she kind of a secret shoplifter every now and again? Do you ever see her go into stores and come out with things she didn't pay for?

00:08:08 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 2:

No. Cyan, I do not believe that about you at all.

00:08:10 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 1:

No, I do.

00:08:11 - 00:08:19 | Speaker 2:

My mom would never do that. But she didn't get her karma when an old lady accidentally let her car go in the Target parking lot like three months ago. And it hit and dented my mom's car. Oh, no.

00:08:19 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 1:

Really?

00:08:20 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 2:

Oh, yeah.

00:08:21 - 00:08:25 | Speaker 1:

What did she do? Did she confront her? Did she pull out the crazy side of her?

00:08:25 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 2:

No, I confronted the lady.

00:08:27 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 1:

Oh, and you started yelling at her? Yeah. Oh, my God. This poor lady's probably elderly. Is she elderly?

00:08:32 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, she was.

00:08:32 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 4:

I love how low-key you are right now, too. And you're like, yeah, I went over to her and I confronted her.

00:08:38 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 2:

Like if I wasn't telling her, like, you belong in a nursing home. Put that car back.

00:08:42 - 00:08:54 | Speaker 1:

For those that don't understand, Lydia is Chaldean, and they're Chaldean crazy, we call it, side comes out. So there's times where she'll get a little nutty, and she'll get a little crazy, and it comes out at times like that.

00:08:54 - 00:08:56 | Speaker 3:

I don't like that you said that we call it that.

00:08:56 - 00:09:28 | Speaker 1:

You call it that. Yeah, no, I do. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Has anybody ever been in a parking lot where somebody actually hit your car with a cart, and then they just don't do anything at all? like if you ever had that happen and if you did if you were the person that was the offender of that would you do anything like if you saw that it caused noticeable damage are you the type of person that is honest enough to actually maybe write a note and say hey i'm sorry or do you just quickly get the hell out of there move your car to a different parking spot so they don't see the

00:09:28 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 4:

the marks what are your thoughts did i ever tell you about the time that i um backed up right and this was at Kroger too, backed up right into the long line of carts. Thank God the person was at the other end. But it was like, it was just right in that like sweet spot of where I, I couldn't, I wasn't seeing, you know, the carts were like under the back of my, I backed right into that line of carts. I felt so bad. I am the worst driver.

00:09:54 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 1:

This is the reason why Brian Moran says that he will not sell you a. A big old GMC Denali.

00:10:01 - 00:10:06 | Speaker 4:

Yep, a Denali. Anything that's bigger than the car I currently drive, I'm not allowed to have.

00:10:06 - 00:10:08 | Speaker 1:

He said she'll run over people not realizing it.

00:10:08 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, probably.

00:10:09 - 00:10:10 | Speaker 1:

Abe, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:10:12 - 00:10:13 | Speaker 2:

How's it going, guys? Good morning. Good morning.

00:10:14 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 1:

What's going on?

00:10:16 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 2:

Not much. Hey, I don't know if you guys heard of them. Or, like, if you ever scroll on TikTok, have you guys ever heard of the Carton Arts?

00:10:22 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 1:

Yeah. Yeah, we were just mentioning that just a second ago. I wish that those guys were legit.

00:10:27 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 3:

I just turned in later.

00:10:30 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 1:

Now, have you ever done your own version of Cart Narcs? Yeah.

00:10:34 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 3:

No, but I fear them. I say that right now. I'm like, I'm always on edge. I put the cart, I'll be in a really good spot just to leave it in an empty parking spot next to me. And I'm looking around, I'm like, no, I'm going to get caught. And the guy's going to come up to me and start calling me like lazy bones and all that stuff he does. Yeah. Stickers at my cart.

00:10:49 - 00:10:54 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, but somebody just texted in. Cart Narc was like just in Toledo, too. So we should truly fear him because he travels.

00:10:54 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 1:

So he's actually here and he comes through town?

00:10:56 - 00:10:59 | Speaker 4:

He travels, I guess, and he was just in Toledo a few weeks ago.

00:10:59 - 00:11:01 | Speaker 1:

What's up, Erica? Hi.

00:11:02 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 7:

Hi. So yesterday I was at Sam's Club, and it drives me crazy when people just throw their carts in there, and they're not, like, in order, and then you can't put your cart in. So yesterday, my truck was parked right by the corral, and they had the big flatbeds, and they were all sideways and backwards, so I fixed them all just so I could put my cart in and then get in my truck.

00:11:23 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 1:

By the way, that is wonderful. You are a nice person. You're a good human. You're going out to heaven for doing stuff like that.

00:11:30 - 00:11:34 | Speaker 7:

It makes me crazy. I think everyone thought I was crazy, though, because I was pulling them all out of there.

00:11:34 - 00:11:45 | Speaker 4:

Can I tell you why I'm torn on that? Have you ever gone to get a car and they're stuck together and you feel like the biggest idiot in the world when you can't unhook them? Yes, I agree.

00:11:45 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 7:

But at the same time, they were everywhere and they were like almost hitting my truck. And I'm like, this is insane. Like, how hard is it to put it in there and connect them?

00:11:54 - 00:11:57 | Speaker 4:

No, see, they should be in the corral, but they shouldn't be connected.

00:11:58 - 00:12:04 | Speaker 1:

Hey, I was the kid that worked at a grocery store once that had to go get the carts. I did that job for about a week until I realized.

00:12:04 - 00:12:07 | Speaker 4:

I was going to say, how did I never know this about you?

00:12:07 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 1:

My two worst jobs ever was a busboy at Hackney's and a cart corral or a Juul. Those were the two worst ever.

00:12:13 - 00:12:20 | Speaker 4:

I get jealous of the ones that have the automated, like, pusher thing versus the kids who have to bungee cord them together and physically push them.

00:12:20 - 00:12:37 | Speaker 1:

Do you know what the funny thing is? you ever see those guys and they're going to get the carts and you have your cart standing there and the guy's walking by and you're like, want to give it to him. And he's like, nah, put it in the cart corral. He won't take it from you because you're just going to throw off the balance of how many carts he has at that particular moment. Uh, what's up, Michelle? Hi.

00:12:37 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 5:

Good morning. So I work for ship, so I'm in and out of the Meyer all the time and it irks me so bad when I see these people load up their stuff in their car and then put the cart next to their car so i will take that cart as they're getting into their car and put it behind their car so they have to get out again i do it all the time wow that's kind of funny michelle i i love you that that is kind of and i watch from inside the door because it takes them a few minutes to

00:13:07 - 00:13:13 | Speaker 1:

realize what has happened you are you're kind of a cart karen a little bit aren't you yeah that's

00:13:13 - 00:13:20 | Speaker 4:

okay though because these people are lazy it shouldn't be car karen's it should just be cart

00:13:20 - 00:13:27 | Speaker 1:

what's a nice name car vanessa's i don't know car karen alliterates what's up chelsea hi

00:13:27 - 00:13:30 | Speaker 6:

hi chelsea good morning

00:13:30 - 00:13:38 | Speaker 1:

hold on a second this is kind of lame without kevin here so chelsea's on the phone

00:13:38 - 00:14:13 | Speaker 6:

i was just calling in to tell a story about my cart situation so it was a windy day and i was saw a cart like flying across the parking lot so i went to get it and i couldn't get to it in time and it smashed into this lady's car and of course she was in the car when it happened and she was like she got out she was like your cart just hit my car i was like um no ma'am i was actually chasing this cart i couldn't catch it in time and she was so mad at us and my daughter was with me And she was, like, looking at me like she wanted to, like, kick my ass. And I was like, no, I didn't do it.

00:14:13 - 00:14:22 | Speaker 1:

You know what? That's the problem with being nice is that you get blamed then for somebody's, you know, leaving the cart out there. Jenna just had a thing happen to her 20 minutes ago. Is that right, Jenna?

00:14:24 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 8:

Yes, in Grozeal, Michigan. What? What happened? On the island? In Kroger. Anyway, I pull in, getting out of my cart to do my, you know, early morning grocery shopping. Lady was coming in, shoved her cart in the basket, like you were saying, Mojo. Yeah. Shoved her cart, and it went sliding in there. And instead of going in, it hit my vehicle.

00:14:52 - 00:14:52 | Speaker 1:

Oh, no.

00:14:53 - 00:14:59 | Speaker 8:

And then as we were walking out, she hit me. Oh, my God. With her cart? With her vehicle.

00:14:59 - 00:15:00 | Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

00:15:00 - 00:15:04 | Speaker 14:

Oh, Jesus. I hate to say this, but... And then she yelled at me.

00:15:04 - 00:15:06 | Speaker 8:

Did she stop, and did you guys call the police?

00:15:08 - 00:15:14 | Speaker 14:

No, she hit my daughter about from her neck. Oh, my... If you weren't 90 years old, I'd kick your butt.

00:15:16 - 00:15:16 | Speaker 8:

They should take away...

00:15:16 - 00:15:18 | Speaker 14:

But then she's yelling at me that I was in the way.

00:15:18 - 00:15:26 | Speaker 8:

They should take away licenses of these old ladies. I agree. And you should not be allowed to push carts around a shopping center, around a Kroger.

00:15:26 - 00:15:31 | Speaker 2:

We should just have a license for that. And we can revoke your cart license if you don't put your cart away.

00:15:31 - 00:15:44 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. That lady is too old to be pushing carts and going to Kroger this early in the morning, although that's a perfect time for her to go. What are you doing there so early in the morning, Jenna? Lisa says, and she's going to get a big boo on this one. What's that, Lisa?

00:15:45 - 00:15:50 | Speaker 3:

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. Good morning. I never put my carts away. Oh.

00:15:52 - 00:15:54 | Speaker 6:

I want to hear your reasoning for why.

00:15:56 - 00:16:13 | Speaker 3:

No, no. I'm a mom, okay? I have small kids and there's nothing more frustrating than when you have multiple children and especially a little one with you and there's never carts around they're all in the corral sometimes I can't find the parking spot it's close what do you mean that's where they're

00:16:13 - 00:16:18 | Speaker 8:

supposed to be in the corral or in the front of the store I understand but when you have

00:16:18 - 00:16:33 | Speaker 9:

multiple children or crazy bitch carrier it is I agree with you there it is tough when you've got multiple car seats, whatever strollers, but that's when you do park. You just try to park right by the Corral, so you don't have to leave them in the car by themselves. You know, you can keep an eye.

00:16:34 - 00:16:41 | Speaker 3:

But also, like the Aldi carts that are a quarter, I always leave those out for people because sometimes it's just my good deal.

00:16:41 - 00:16:53 | Speaker 8:

If you have to pay for the carts like at Aldi, which I still think is stupid, that's their way of trying to get you to put their carts away. It works. But I think that that's fine, but put your carts away, Lisa.

00:16:54 - 00:16:57 | Speaker 14:

That's like my good deal. That's not a good deed, Lisa. That's not a good deed.

00:16:57 - 00:17:04 | Speaker 9:

That's the opposite of a good deed. That's a bad deed. Have a great day, guys. You too. All right, take care of yourself. She's like, I cannot get off the phone fast enough with them.

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