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Cash In A Birthday Card
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Cash In A Birthday Card

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June 8, 2023 | 00:10:29 | Leisure

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I was opening some mail that was sent to me yesterday, and it was a card from my mother and father-in-law, Joe and Mary, the parents of Jesus. I still love that. Isn't that wild? I love it. Joe and Mary. And I opened it up, and I was like, will they? Will they? Will they? Yes, they did. My birthday is on Sunday And they put cash in the card

00:03:11 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 4:

Did it fall out onto your lap?

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Well I didn't let it Because I opened it up so slow I was like so slow to open it up But why is it that as a grown adult Getting cash in a card Is still exciting to you?

00:03:27 - 00:03:28 | Speaker 5:

It'll never get old

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It's such an awesome feeling isn't it? Like you remember when you were a kid And you remember it was always like Your grandma or grandpa They would come over And they would give you cash and a card And you'd get so excited over it And I remember my grandpa got on this kick For a while of savings bonds Yes I have a ton of savings bonds

00:03:49 - 00:03:52 | Speaker 5:

Every Christmas my grandpa counsel would get a savings bond

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You'd get savings bonds And I would get so disappointed I'd be like savings bonds That or a check because there's nothing like cash It could just be all ones I don't care but I want a thick stack of cash I feel bad for kids these days You want to know I feel bad? Because everybody does Venmo or Cash App or, you know, Zelle. And there's nothing better. And I know that there are those cash haters that are out there. Wait, Clay. I was waiting for her to speak. But the cash haters, there are those cash haters out there that don't like to carry cash. But when you open a card, isn't it the greatest feeling in the world when you get?

00:04:31 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 4:

Yes and no. But, like, the last time I got cash as a gift, I could tell you that cash is still sitting on my kitchen table. Like, I will not use cash. Who uses cash?

00:04:42 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 7:

Not all of us can be as rich as you to not use cash.

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I'm so rich. You would be shocked to know what tax bracket I'm in. It is the lowest one. How much money was given to you?

00:04:50 - 00:04:57 | Speaker 7:

How much money was given to you? Because I will take it off your hands. I will send you on Venmo money for that.

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Can I tell you? It was a crazy.

00:05:00 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 3:

Crisp, $50 bill. I know. I know. I know. I can't. Where am I going to take it? Nobody takes those bills anymore. Yes, they do. Every place does. What place? Every place that you go to in the history of separate. Every place I go to says no bills over $20.

00:05:16 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 2:

Where are you hanging out? Are you hanging out in, you know what, the only places that don't take that, you know, cash like that are places that, I don't know, like the juice stores or something like that. Usually when I go to the juice place, they're not really into that. Any place that has the iPad as their cash register.

00:05:36 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 4:

You should take it to that pie place that you go to. Schmuckers? Yeah. I bet Schmuckers is the kind of place that says no bills over $20. And buy everyone there a piece of pie.

00:05:46 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, 50 bucks worth of pies. Or, yeah, don't ask for any money back. Be one of those people like the celebrities that- Pay it forward. Like 50 Cent that gave a $1,000 tip the other day.

00:05:56 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 4:

Make it Megan Mondays. and just go buy pie for people. What kind of pie do people like?

00:06:02 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 2:

I like apple.

00:06:02 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 4:

Any.

00:06:04 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, any. Any. Okay, how about prune pie?

00:06:07 - 00:06:08 | Speaker 1:

Key lime pie is my favorite.

00:06:08 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 2:

Key lime's great.

00:06:09 - 00:06:25 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, key lime pie. So this is making me miss Shani's granny so much because she would always give us cash in a birthday card, but she would make the fan. She would do the accordion and she would make it into a pretty pattern inside the card.

00:06:25 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 2:

Did you hate when the bills, though, got stuck together and you're trying to rip them apart?

00:06:29 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 1:

Because she scotch taped them in there. Yeah.

00:06:31 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

So, quick question for you, because I said I'm too old for this.

00:06:36 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 1:

You're not.

00:06:36 - 00:06:42 | Speaker 2:

Are there things that you're too old for but still do? Like, there's things that you get so excited about?

00:06:42 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 1:

I love Happy Meals.

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You still go through them?

00:06:45 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 4:

I love Happy Meals. That's a great one.

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Yeah.

00:06:48 - 00:06:49 | Speaker 4:

Is it for the toy or is it just like the packaging?

00:06:50 - 00:06:55 | Speaker 1:

No, I tell them no toy because I'll just throw it away. What? I tell them no toy, but I love a Happy Meal.

00:06:55 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 2:

Really? That's the whole point of a Happy Meal, isn't it?

00:06:57 - 00:07:01 | Speaker 1:

The toys are crap nowadays. They're not the same. Yeah, that doesn't matter. You still get the toy.

00:07:02 - 00:07:05 | Speaker 3:

It brings you a little bit of serotonin, and then you throw it away.

00:07:06 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 2:

I still get excited going into a Walgreens or a CVS and going down the toy aisle, which is not really an aisle anymore.

00:07:14 - 00:07:14 | Speaker 4:

Yeah.

00:07:15 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

Because I remember that was the only place that I would ever get a toy from grandma or grandpa or mom or dad, you know?

00:07:21 - 00:07:34 | Speaker 4:

I remember going into the huge department stores where they had the toy aisle, and my mom literally letting me go to the toy aisle and just spend time there. And then she calls your name over the intercom. It was like, Kevin, your mom's ready on aisle 25. You're like, oh.

00:07:35 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my gosh. Can I tell you, back in the day, I remember Art Van had their, it was the Novi store. The furniture store had a play area where you could drop your kids off, leave them, and then go shop around the store. And it had like a castle that was in there And I always remember I was a young dad at the time And I always remember going and dropping Joey off there And thinking to myself I want to play in that thing Are you ever too old to play in a play place

00:08:05 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 1:

Ball pits were the best

00:08:07 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 3:

Chuck E. Cheese's That's what I grew up on So like a Dave and Buster's Not everybody's a fan of Dave and Buster's But I love Video games and ball pits and all that stuff, too.

00:08:21 - 00:08:51 | Speaker 2:

Oh, man. Sometimes it's funny because you think about birthday parties that you had when you were a kid. I remember we had a place called Rainbow Cone that was by our house, and it was just like the people on the East Coast that had friendlies, or I think they were called. Rainbow Cone was a really big place in the south side of Chicago. They just opened up a new one, and my friends were all there on Facebook and Instagram. They're all taking pictures of them going now as adults to Friendly or to Rainbow Cone because it was so cool.

00:08:51 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 1:

You know what's a big one this week is you are never too old to make friendship bracelets. Because anybody who's going to Taylor Swift, even if you are 40 years old, you are making like friendship. You're cracking out the box of beads and the embroidery floss and you're making friendship bracelets. Did somebody give you one? Not just somebody.

00:09:10 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 4:

Lydia gave me a friendship bracelet and I love her for it because it's amazing.

00:09:14 - 00:09:15 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my gosh.

00:09:15 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 3:

And I got so mad at her because she made him one first. And I got mine today. I want one. Lydia.

00:09:22 - 00:09:29 | Speaker 2:

Lydia made you one? What's the story? Why does Lydia have this special place in her heart for you, Kev?

00:09:29 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 4:

We just connect, man. Actually, Kev, I do love you, but I'm making Taylor Swift friendship bracelets for our listeners, and I happened to make one for Kev because he asked. Oh, so it's really nothing special. Close mouths don't. I mean, my story was better. I mean, geez, Lydia. Laura wants, yeah, what's that?

00:09:45 - 00:09:48 | Speaker 3:

We know who she likes and she doesn't like her on here, don't we?

00:09:48 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 2:

Or we know we need to just ask.

00:09:52 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, I got one because I complained. That's right.

00:09:55 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

Laura has some advice for Megan who's got 50 bucks burning a hole in her pocket.

00:10:00 - 00:10:33 | Speaker 7:

right now i do megan i really do why are you not taking the same to the dispensary girl the dispensary oh okay here's okay you want to know my disgusting habit this is literally my disgusting habit i would never do this because it's not legal in ohio but like hypothetically speaking when i do go up i i make large orders so that i don't have to go up all of the time Right, right, right. She's not going to do it for you. Right, but I just haven't been up in a while. I'll hold on to it until the next time I go to... Girl, smart.

00:10:33 - 00:10:45 | Speaker 6:

You've got to come up here and get them. Okay, what area are you in? Where should I go? I'm in Chesterfield, so there's a good place on, excuse me, in Clinton Township called Jars. I've heard good things.

00:10:46 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Okay. Yep.

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Jars is good.

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For those that have never been...

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The puff is good, too.

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Puff, yeah.

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Yeah, but...

00:10:52 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 3:

Yeah.

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The guy who works security at my place is so hot, and he flirts with me every time I go. It's so hard to compete with that. He treats me like a queen. He doesn't know who I am. I get it. But, like, it makes me feel good.

00:11:05 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 6:

But then you don't get the free gift as a new person, right? And then they send you additional free gifts after you sign up.

00:11:10 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 3:

If you've never been to a dispensary before, they do not take credit cards. You learn that the hard way. No, they don't take them. You've got to pay with cash. It's a federal.

00:11:21 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 7:

Like if you're buying a lottery ticket.

00:11:21 - 00:11:32 | Speaker 3:

Well, it's illegal federally, so they don't want you putting it on your credit card, so they make you pay cash all the time. Sheila says, come to the casino. What casino should she go to, Sheila?

00:11:33 - 00:11:35 | Speaker 6:

Oh, she should probably go to NGM, Mojo.

00:11:36 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 3:

All right. So when we're down for Taylor the next couple of days?

00:11:40 - 00:11:41 | Speaker 7:

That's right.

00:11:41 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 3:

Megan.

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Let me tell you, I tried getting a room there this weekend. That place is sold out. But, yeah, maybe I'll go make poor decisions. You think that's a good idea? Absolutely. I'll go with you.

00:11:55 - 00:12:01 | Speaker 3:

Why don't you just put it in a slot? It's your $50 lucky money. Put it in a slot and just see what kind of payout you have.

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What if I get into a new tax bracket with it?

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It's worth it.

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Well, it's worth it. Like I said.

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Would you come back to work?

00:12:11 - 00:12:13 | Speaker 7:

Absolutely. With you guys? No.

00:12:15 - 00:12:17 | Speaker 3:

Jason, who denied you cash?

00:12:17 - 00:12:52 | Speaker 5:

uh no i wasn't denied cash but i'm from toledo and i was just kind of backing up megan because there's not a lot of places that take bills over 20 dollars really thank you everybody maybe robbery i don't know toledo crazy yeah what's going on toledo let's do a wellness check on toledo that's so weird to me but yeah my son he just sold me like he just gave me a hundred bill so I can cash at him so he can go to the mall because a lot of places don't take big bills. That's interesting.

00:12:52 - 00:12:57 | Speaker 3:

Well, thank you for making her look like she's right and I hate that.

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Love you. Yeah, it's me. Thank you.

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