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All right. Come on. You're okay? Uh-oh. What? Either they're having an affair or they're just very shy.

I just, I don't know why. It makes me laugh, but the meme that's been going around of Coldplay hasn't had a single in years. Last night, they made two. That is the funniest thing ever. I don't know. Why is this story so viral right now? I don't know. Wow. Man. It's real. Man. Real always wins. Unreal. All right. So we're doing a contest here right now, and we are giving you a chance to be part of what is the biggest viral moment of the week. And we're going to give you an opportunity to win a pair of tickets to see Coldplay with our Cheat Away at Coldplay. It's funny. I've been to a Coldplay concert before, and I've gone to see them at the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Fabulous, guys. Have you never seen their show? Fabulous, guys.

It is like the best show.

The light shows that they have in there, I've never seen in my life stage like they do. And that Chris Martin guy can jump around on stage like he's 12. It's like nuts. I don't know how that guy is able to do it. When you went Gwyneth Faltrow? He was married to Gwyneth.

They were married for a long time.

Did he cheat on her, though? Or no? Did they just break up?

They consciously uncoupled.

Consciously uncoupled. That's not like they was on LSD or something. You started talking like that. If you watch his show, his concert, I've never been on LSD, nor have I ever wanted to, unless I went to a Coldplay concert. Do they throw powder around? No, it's like lights all over the place. Literally, it's seriously the most unbelievable light show ever. You can't look directly at them. If they had that show at that sphere, I probably would have an epileptic seizure. It would be nuts. All right, so here we go. We got some contestants here. This is round two. You know what's funny? I feel like I need some kind of game show-y type of... Let's fire it up. I feel like I need something that gets me... It's round two of our... Please welcome to round two of Cheat Away at Coldplay. All right, who do we got here? Contestant number one is Em, who's on with us right now. Hi, Em. How you doing?

I'm very good.

Cheat away at Coldplay. People who are currently cheating, exposing themselves to win a pair of tickets to see Coldplay.

Tell us about you. Are you, first off, a married woman? Yes. And are you cheating with another married person?

Yes.

Very cold play of you. And how do you know each other? How did you meet the person that you're cheating with?

Well, I work at a golf club, and he's on the board.

He's on the board of a golf club that you work at, okay? Question for you, where are you calling us from right now?

The boardroom.

The board at the actual golf club?

Are you sitting in his seat?

Yes.

He's not around, is he? Or is anybody around?

No, no, no, no. I mean, the staff, yes.

So are you, when you work at the golf club that you work at, are you somebody that, are you like a waitress or a bartender or something like that? No, you work at the club. So you work for the club.

I attend board meetings and committee meetings.

Does he ever bring his wife to this golf club?

Sometimes. But I'm not here at that time.

How did the relationship start?

Just from meetings.

So you would hang...

After meetings.

Because you guys have meetings and stuff like that. Like, you have to vote on things that happen at the golf club, probably, right?

Yes. We just, yes.

And then are there other board people there? Like, do the other board people leave and go home, and then he just goes into, like, an office or something and messes around with you?

Yes, my office.

Oh, my gosh. Have you ever done anything else with any other board members? No.

Good, no.

She's asking. She may be easy. She ain't that easy.

I'm just asking.

No, listen.

It gets even worse.

What?

Someone from the waitstaff knows. How do they know? They walked in on you? They overheard a conversation.

Okay.

So are they keeping it quiet, or have they approached you and said that they're going to tell unless you pay them off or something?

They've approached just recently.

What did they say?

I know. So, and I can get you fired and, and, you know, half the club will leave knowing that this is going on.

Yeah. Do you worry that that's going to end up ending this whole situation and you're going to end up being busted or are you kind of wanting to stay with this guy and hoping that this thing gets it's both?

No, no. I just don't want to lose my job at this point.

Okay. Do you, what are you more worried about losing your job or losing your, your husband and him finding out about it? well obviously has been a job yeah then job is it fun though are you having fun with this guy don't say obviously yeah of course okay all right well listen uh thank you for being on the air with us this morning you're in the running for this would you uh get exposed if you took the man from the golf club to this Coldplay concert?

Not in Miami.

Yeah.

But how are you going to lie about going to Miami for? I don't know. I don't even know the dates and all of that.

Just checking out golf courses. That's it. That's right. All right. That's contestant number one, round number two. Initial H.

Give me the music. Come on, man.

initial h is on with us right now voice disguised hi h hi how are you good h tell us about your cheetah way at cold play story

okay so i'm married for the last 13 years okay and for the last year and a half i've been messing around with one of my employees what kind of work do you do i am a supervisor at automata automata

manufacturer oh wow and so you guys must cheat while you're at work so that your spouse doesn't

find out about this yeah we cheat at work but my husband also works on second shift oh my god this gets right so they know each other everywhere wow how did the cheating start well it started off just as friends

And then who made the first move?

Honestly, me.

What'd you do? Did you go in for a kiss?

I said I've got a hotel room this weekend, and I would like you to come with me.

You went right for the hotel room. Came in for an oil change, left my list.

Yeah.

So there are other people there that probably have to know.

Almost everybody knows. How does the second shift?

Nobody's told your husband?

nope wow i plan on divorcing my husband next week since my boyfriend just proposed to me

oh my god he proposed knowing that you're a married woman and you're married to one of his co-workers yeah do you think that this will uh be a bad thing for you at work like will the automotive supply people be upset with this no the manufacturer did he give you a ring when he

proposed now i'm curious about this yes and so where's the ring

um hiding in my purse oh my god do you put it on when you're around him i do look man you've been telling me to watch tires if it's anything like this i'm turning it on that's more of a comedy but i know this is crazy well it's funny because of uh you have access to him because he's on your shift with you uh your husband has the next shift so you probably take him to your house too don't you and mess around sometimes not often oh poor guy all right well hold on one second congratulations on your engagement i think i'm supposed to say hold on one second okay yeah this is crazy uh let's go to initial c for uh one here it's round two of cheat away with cold play uh c are you there c oh no hold on c c hang on one second hi c how you doing how are you doing how are you fantastic c we're talking to people who are currently cheating to try to win tickets to go see cold play which you heard the big story right about this guy and this woman cheating together yeah it's crazy that guy seriously

dove down like it was a trap door before saying oh it's me you could read his lips so clearly

so are you married i am i've been married for 16 years you're cheating on your husband who are you

cheating with my next door neighbor wow how does your husband not know that you and the next door neighbor are messing around you're doing it right under his nose um no he's actually in prison right

now oh no your husband her husband's in prison right now oh my gosh so you're the lonely wife

whose husband had to go to prison that this guy has to go over and do guy stuff at your house

huh yes i would say we bake cookies quite often i like to bake are you friends with his wife cookies you know she's a great lady and yes it was something that happened and has been ongoing for six years yeah for six years have their own personal issues so it kind of doesn't make me feel bad but it does because our children go to school together oh my god do you think that

this affair will ever get exposed or will you guys just decide to end it so it doesn't get too messy before your husband comes home from prison and kills

this man? I actually am trying to buy a house now so I would be moving down the river out of Detroit.

And you want to move away from these people so that the affair can end?

No, I don't want the affair to end at all. Oh, you want to bring him with you?

You want to take him away for his wife?

No, I don't I don't want to take him away from his wife. I just want to keep doing what we're doing.

When does your husband get out?

I like what we're doing. There is no commitment. I don't have to worry about being told what to do and when they come home.

When does your husband get out?

Take care of business and then go. We've never been on a single date.

They just go and have sex.

How does he come over so many times without his wife kind of wondering what's going on?

He works midnights and she works afternoons.

Oh, gosh.

I'm going to ask you for a third time.

Kevin needs to know this. We're worried. When does your husband get out?

He has eight more years.

Oh, good. So you got a long time to cheat.

Yeah, I have no worries at this point. Unless he surprised you for earlier.

It's not going to happen now.

What's he in for? Hopefully not hurting somebody.

Assault to his attempt to commit murder. Oh, my God.

I'm going to tell you this. What do you think the dude screwed his wife?

I'm going to tell you this. This woman could be as fine as she wants to be. A man in prison for assault with an attempt to commit murder. I ain't messing with her. I don't care how cute are you. Tell me.

He's got 16 to 25 years.

16 to 25 years? This woman's got needs. Right?

Absolutely. And they're being met. Absolutely. And how convenient can that be?

That's amazing. All right. Well, thanks for entering the contest.

Wow.

Absolutely. You guys have a great day.

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Initial O on with us right now. Hi-o.

Hi. Hi-o. Hi-o. Hey.

You're cheating too?

First time, lifetime. Oh, first time, lifetime.

That's the best one. First time, lifetime cheater. What's up? Who are you cheating with?

This guy that I was saying before, my boyfriend.

Yes.

I didn't hear what she said.

She said, I don't know either. She said, I'm cheating. You're cheating. I should say yes, then. Because I don't know. I thought maybe it was just me.

Basically an ex.

Who are you cheating with?

Oh, an ex. Yeah, she's been dealing with her for a long time. But we were never gay.

Are you cheating with an ex? Are you married?

No.

Oh, that's not so bad. That's okay. It's just a boyfriend.

She still cheated. Yeah, she's married. And we have a kid together.

Oh, and you guys have a kid together, so it's a baby daddy. Where do you guys hook up that makes it that he doesn't ever know about?

His house. Boom, my car. He just wanted to pick up the mouse, but I have one.

Your voice is geyser. It's hard for me to hear, but question for you. Do you think that there's any way that your guy that you're cheating with would ever want to have like a throuple with you and your boyfriend?

No, he wants me to become a sister wife.

Oh, he wants you to be with him and his girl. Is he married?

Yeah. No, they're not married.

Are you considering it?

Kind of.

Oh, my God. So you would leave your boyfriend to be with your ex and his new girl?

Um, I'm considering it.

Again, I can't understand what you're saying.

Can we talk to you all voice in disguise? Let's just talk to you.

All right. I'm going to put that one on hold. That one's not as salacious. These ones are all more salacious, honestly.

Can we point out something real quick?

Yeah.

There are only women that are calling in.

Oh.

Guys get such a bad rap for how we are in relationships. You can't trust us. We are dogs.

That's because you guys don't admit to it.

Nine out of ten times, every call has been a woman.

It's Coldplay.

Who was the first one to duck down to? They cheated.

Think about it. What guy wants to go to a Coldplay concert?

I'm just saying. We can't act like these women ain't out here cheating, too. That's the only point I'm trying to make.

They're cheating with somebody. It's just that they're willing to admit to it. The guys aren't willing to admit to it. I'm just saying. Am I done with round two right now, Lydia? Did we get one more? One more. One more. All right, here we go.

Wait, that's the one you've already picked up.

Oh, I did already pick this?

You already had her on. Let me see. I have a caller right now. Can you buy me like two seconds?

That's okay. We'll do it. Okay. We'll end it. Let's just end it. We don't need one more. I don't need any more.

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