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It's Mojo in the Morning. Had our anniversary dinner last night. Chelsea and I went to a very nice restaurant and had a great time. And can I ask a question of the listeners, but also anybody that's in a relationship on the show right now? Do you know your spouse's smell? And here's the reason why I ask this. So we're getting done with dinner, and we're amongst a big group of people that are there. The place was pretty crowded. It was probably, guess what, 50 people or something like that, or 50 to 70 people inside the restaurant. And Chelsea kind of went ahead of me a little bit. But not by very far. Like, I'm going to say enough that I could have to scream her name to get her to turn her back towards me. Well, I had done something that got her to give me that little, like, where your nose kind of curls thing. Like, oh, what did you just do? Like, you know what I mean? And a couple of seconds later, I get up to her and I catch up and she goes, did you fart? And I said to her, I go, what do you mean did I fart? And she said, did you fart? I could smell your fart. And I go, you were like, I mean, far ahead of me. First off, I wasn't even like walking ahead of you. Like it wasn't like she caught my crop dust. Yeah. But my wife can smell, she knows my farts. And I said, how did you know that was me? And she said, because there's like a bunch of, I'm not kidding you, there's at least 25 to 30 people standing right by us or sitting in their tables too. Everybody has their own smell. She knows my farts. Is that not love? Give me the awe. This is why you have been married for 30 years. Isn't that unbelievable? She knows my farts, Shannon. Like she, thank you. She knows, I think she knows definitely my smell. Like she knows the colognes I wear because I wear two different colognes. I've got two colognes I wear. I wear a Tom Ford cologne. She hates it. She can't stand it. Hates when I kiss her before I go to bed or go to work in the morning because she can smell it the whole time.

Is it tobacco vanille?

You know what? That's actually what Luke wears. Luke loves that.

Harry Styles. Yes.

I wear it, and it's like au revoir de Jean, or something like that. It's au revoir de Jean, or something like that.

Sounds like the baguette you dump in that grease, you know the sandwich I'm talking about, au jus sauce. That's what it kind of sounds like.

Yeah, like a French dip.

Yeah. Oh, yum. I hope it doesn't smell like it.

No, it's actually, I think that this is great cologne. The other one, she bought me, she bought me a Layla Bow. Layla Bow. Yeah. Isn't Layla Bow? Layla Bow? I'm trusting the ladies. I thought it was Layla Bow. Layla Bow.

Well, she bought me something there, hirachi or something like that, or hibachi or something. It doesn't smell like a hibachi grill. But we're leaving the restaurant, and I fart, and I cannot believe she knows the smell of my fart.

If that's what love is, though, I'm not sure I want it. I don't know. Did it just smell like ass?

And she was like, did you fart, or did it really have a certain scent? No, you don't think there's certain smells.

I think ass is ass.

So, like, Wes farts, and it doesn't smell. I don't know how. It's very, very weird, but truly his farts don't smell. I mean, I feel like mine have a smell. I can distinguish my two children who farted. You cannot lie to me. And I can distinguish my two sisters who farted. You cannot lie to me. They all have a very, and my dad, actually, very, very distinct smell. My dad's farts.

I feel like we have a family scent.

Yeah, really?

You think everybody's farts smell the same? Yeah, like Josiah's and my mom's in particular. It's like they got the same type of system inside.

I think that Josiah's got to have newer smelling farts than your mom does. Because I believe that your age changes the smell of your farts.

She's got vintage farts?

Yes. There's a little bit of years behind that fart.

Some history there. The only thing that changes the smell of farts to me is if you eat eggs. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Eggs make them worse? Sulfury. Sulfury. We were eating Cuban-Spanish-Colombian food, and honestly, it was too soon for me to have a fart that was that. It could have been lunchtime. Lunchtime, I had egg white bites twice yesterday.

So it was brewing for a while. Yeah.

So I had egg white bites in the morning, and then I didn't want to eat something big because I knew we were going out to dinner. So I ended up going through Starbucks again and got egg white bites again from Starbucks. But Poncho, how are you, Poncho?

Not too bad, yourself?

I'm good. Poncho, do you know your significant other's farts?

It's the other way around. He knows the difference between my farts and my dog's farts.

Really?

That is love. If the dog fart, he'll know it's him. If I fart, he'll know it's me.

Which farts are worse, the dog's farts or your farts?

They're both about the same.

Are they? Okay. Yeah. Because our dog's farts, I think, to be honest with you, smell like better than my farts. I think my farts definitely have more of a smell to them.

Not in this household.

The wildest thing is I think my farts smell differently depending on the clothing that I wear. If I wear a pair of jeans, my farts, believe it or not, smell worse to me. I think it's because it's a heavier clothing than if I'm wearing, say, a pair of shorts. Interesting.

Is it that or is it you're not washing your jeans enough so it's like the fart of Christmas past and present?

You may be right on that. No, that is true. That is so true. The funniest was one time, this is actually pretty funny, I farted walking out of a restaurant like I did yesterday. and I farted walking out of the restaurant and as I'm walking, you know how you walk like kind of fast? And this was actually a red coat. The tables are really close together. Red coat's the big burger place by us. All I heard from the distance behind me was,

aww! You ruined a meal. Poor bastard that was sitting there at the table. Call it a drive-by.

You ever walk into an empty elevator that smells like fart and you're like, somebody's been in here.

My sister got in my car to go to that floral event last night that we went to and I was like, I'm so sorry. I farted before I got out to go into your house.

It might still smell like this. That's the best way to get your spouse back. If y'all arguing and they got to drop you off somewhere, just leave one in there before you shut the door.

Megan, here's the big one. Do you ever get in the elevator, it smells like a fart and you know you didn't fart. Do you call out that you didn't fart and let the person know that's in there that you didn't fart?

It's like when you walk into a bathroom that somebody's just pooped in And like you walk out and say it's another employee. You're like, that was me. That was not me. That was here when I got here.

I walk out of our bathrooms here at the radio station after somebody just destroyed it and go, I wasn't in the stall. It's kind of like I'm coming out with my hands up.

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