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Chelsea Was Stuck in the Dress
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Chelsea Was Stuck in the Dress

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America's Social Casino. It's Mojo in the morning. I was very happy to hear this, and honestly, very grateful and flattered, but Our Detroit, which is a big magazine here in the area, they do their best of, and they named him Best Radio DJ. That's right. Which, honestly, I'd rather have them just say Best Radio Show and have us all be part of this whole thing, so I'm going to say it that way.

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Take your flowers, bro. Absolutely take them.

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No, because honestly, then that means I have to go and accept the award. I want to send Zach. Actually, they were nice enough. Sari from Sales has good contact over there, and they invited me to kick off the Best Of show on, I think it's the 23rd maybe or something like that.

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Dude, that party is so much fun.

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Is it?

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I've bought it a couple of times. It is so much fun. Is it like Sue and Todd type of? Yeah.

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I think it's like they said they wanted me to wear a tuxedo, which, by the way, I don't have a tuxedo.

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Get ready to eat and drink.

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I need a tuxedo.

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in the area it's fun so listen to uh listen to this they it's at book cadillac which is a beautiful hotel and um uh chelsea uh is coming with me so i'm so happy that she's coming with me and she went and got herself a a dress for this thing holy crap is she hot in this dress it's a she she's got this dress it's it's this red dress and i i love red dresses i love red dresses especially on my blonde wife there's something about women when they have really long like longer blonde hair or you know they have like kind of like the wavy or like the curly blonde hair in a red dress I have no idea what it is maybe it's the old music videos from back in the day they always would show the girl in the blonde dress or the the red dress with blonde hair so Chelsea's like um hey can you help me with this and I'm like oh good I get to zip up the dress I I love, what is it, guys, about us when our wives ask us to zip or unzip them in the dress? I just feel like six. Well, I wasn't going to go fully there, but I was like, yeah, it's kind of cool. Are you a slow zipper? Oh, I go like crazy. You take your time? Chelsea's like, why are you pushing your privates against me? I'm like, she's like, you don't have to literally feel like I'm giving you a piggyback ride or something like that. So she then gets in the dress and then realizes at one point this dress has, it's kind of a wild dress. It's really cool. It reminds me of, it's like a red version of the dress that Chelsea wore to that wedding a couple weeks ago that was like so damn hot.

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Oh, I loved that black dress. Oh, my God. I loved that dress. I actually asked her if I could borrow it.

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Well, it is, it's, this one is, is even hotter. Down, boy. And she's like, hold on a second. I need you to help me get, get me out of this thing. because after she got into it you know you get into these things and you want them so tight and she's now like so skinny and beautiful and stuff like this so she's like can you help me get her get me out of this thing and so we're trying and i can only use one arm to help like i can't lift with my shoulder so i'm like trying with one arm to help and get out of this thing and it's so funny because it got me thinking have you ever gotten stuck in an You

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in a piece of clothing and couldn't get out of clothing because it reminded me of the time that I got stuck in that, uh, that shirt, that Spanx shirt that I was wearing and I couldn't get out of the thing, but it also made me think, this is actually an interesting topic. What do people do that don't have someone there to help them? Like if you are home by yourself or you are by yourself, you live by yourself and you, you know, you don't have a significant other, what do you do to zip up your dress or unzip your dress or have somebody help you get out of the dress. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. And am I the only guy or Kevin and I, the only guys that get really excited when we're asked to like zip and unzip? I love it.

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Would you do Shatlight? Have you had those moments? Well, yeah. So when I was single and was just living by myself, it would happen a ton. and I would zip as much as I could in the back. And then once I got to wherever I needed to go, I would find somebody who looked safe and normal. And be like, use it back to the right. You ask a stranger? That happened all, well, you ask a girl, another girl, because girls get it. And with the stuck thing at home, and I'm sure every girl has had to do this before, like sometimes there comes a point where you just rip whatever it is that you're trying to get over your head. That's a really scary moment, by the way. It makes you very claustrophobic. The worst is when you're in a fitting room at a store, which doesn't really happen that much anymore because I feel like I buy all my stuff online and ship it home and try it on at home. But when you're in the fitting room at a store and you've got something that's stuck, you're not going to call. There's really nobody working anyway that brings you stuff anymore. But if you rip it, you're going to have to pay for it. So that's a really weird situation.

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Rachel, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

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Hello. Good morning. First time, long time.

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Did you ever get stuck in a dress or an outfit?

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I did, yes. I was actually in high school when it happened. I was taking a fashion class, and I made myself my own dress for one of our dances, and I went to go try it on, and I did not measure right, and I had to cut myself out of that thing.

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you can't get your money back at that point can you no you know you buy the fabric you buy

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you know your needle you buy your thread yeah yeah and just try to make it a little different

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that that is so funny it's funny as for guys for us guys i don't know if you guys have ever had this happen to you but i i've done it before where you put on uh your sport jacket and your jacket is kind of like stuck on on yet like are you trying to like put it on that other arm you ever have that happen which means i got my sleeve so you got your sleeve in one and you're trying

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to find the other and you can't find it or even if you can you have to twist your arm so awkwardly

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to try to get it in as a fact what's up lisa hi good morning for my 25th reunion i had my girlfriend who was my roommate zip up my dress and he had one of the short zippers and a little button in the middle of my back so when i came home at 2 a.m she was not there oh no she was not coming home so i went to my next door neighbor knocked on the door and it was two guys and i said could you please unzip my dress oh that's the story could you imagine that's panic though

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I met them before. What did they do? Wait, you never met these guys before? No. Oh, my God. I couldn't imagine that.

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What was their reaction?

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It was like a blank stare until it registered, and then they looked at each other, and I'm like, sorry to put you out.

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By the way, is that not how every porn starts at that moment? It's like the neighbor coming over, can you help me get out of this dress? And the next thing you know, you're in there with all those guys. That's crazy. Lisa, you know what's funny? You don't sound like the type of person, though, that would do that. You didn't do that. You didn't go inside with them, did you?

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I did. I did. I was young, and I was a little tipsy. Oh, my God.

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What happened? Lisa, come on. Tell me. Were you a lady?

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I'm alive to tell the day.

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Lisa, you dirty girl. Hold on a second. Give me the drop. Where is it? You're a dirty girl. I need it. You're a dirty girl. There you go. I love that story. That's one of my favorites. What's up, Carrie? How you doing?

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Hi. First time caller, long time. Hey, man. Carrie on the phone.

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A lot of new listeners this morning. What's up?

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Well, I've been single most of my life. And getting into a dress, I used to just take a piece of yarn and you slipknot it.

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either through the zipper or around the zipper and then you put your dress on, you get it part way up and you pull it over your shoulder and then you just release it and you're dressed.

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Resourceful.

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Why have I never thought about that?

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Carrie, you should do a TikTok on that. Carrie, how do you take it off though?

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She never thought about that. You put it back on unless you've got help at that point and then it's easier. Yeah, but at that point, you're screwed.

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Hopefully, you got help. Where you got neighbors? Yeah, you go over to Lisa's neighborhood. What's up, Amanda? Hi.

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Hi. So, I work at Kohl's. Yeah. And we had a gentleman that was trying on a belt. The ones that, not the normal latch, but the ones that slide in and there's a mechanism that's supposed to pop them out. Yeah. And he ended up getting stuck. Oh, no. So, three of us tried to get him out. My manager ended up having to cut the belt off of him.

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That's something that would happen to me. The poor guy stuck in his belt. What size waist did this man have? Did he have like a 42, 43 waist?

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No, he was tiny. He was like a 32, 34.

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Thank God.

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What kind of belt is this?

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Yeah.

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It was Nike makes the ones where it's just like the front little holster and you slide it through. Yeah. And it like attaches. And there's like a release button

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By the way, I think I've seen this movie too In the dressing room at Kohl's Hey, my nose stuck Can you help me take my belt off? Hey, my name's Lisa Hi Natalie What's going on, Natalie?

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Hi Mojo, first time, long time Hey, Natalie on the phone

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Your turn

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that's all she wanted to say so with the zipper anytime i ask my husband please help me with a zipper the second his hand touches my skin he he has to rip it off really he starts matter where we are if we're at an event for a vacation at home can't do it he starts i gotta do it myself

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that's it it turns so anytime you ask he turns into you guys and a night of fornication huh Absolutely. God love that, man. That is a sexy experience, man. There is something about it. Unzipping or zipping up is... Yeah. I know people role play in relationships. I think we should role play. Let's all go out in nice clothes tonight and don't even go out. Just get in the nice clothes.

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What? Checks the show up anytime. No. Not with each other.

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No. Not us, but I'm saying with our significant others. No. No, that'd be kind of weird.

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Kevin and I are just looking at each other like, what? Hold on a second. It all starts out like that.

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Let's all get dressed. Will you zip me up? And not go anywhere. I'm going to wear a sweatshirt. By the way, when my arm was in the sling, there were a couple of mornings when I had to go to the bathroom. All I wanted to do was have somebody help me pull my pants back on. Zach? Not it.

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