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All right. It is Mojo in the morning. I am literally upset about this. For some reason, in all the years that Chelsea and I have been together, there are two things that my wife will not let me do. And I don't know if other relationships are like this. Maybe you are in the relationship with somebody that won't let you do certain things. And here are the two things that I am not allowed to do at this time of the year. I am not allowed to decorate our Christmas tree. I have nothing to do with the Christmas tree except for helping her put it together because she needs my height and my strength to be able to do it. And number two, I cannot wrap a Christmas gift. She refuses to allow me to wrap any of the kids gifts or wrap any gifts for any family members because she says both of the things she has to redo because

I do such a bad job. Do you even want to be wrapping gifts? Let's be honest. Honestly,

no, I have no interest, but I would like to help. I would like to help, but I'd also like to say, you know, and also the third thing, I can't fold the towels. She will not allow me.

That's a big one. I have a very certain way.

She has a folding the towels method that to me is like just the most ridiculous thing ever. It does look pretty, but she will not allow me. She'll refold any towel. Like, I'll try to help her out. Like, I washed the towels the other day and washed, you know, some of the hand towels that are in our kitchen. And I'm like, we got fancy hands. Absolutely. For drying pots. We gotta dry the pots. You put it on the little oven hair yes and that one says f you no i felt like a fancy adult when i have one for different

seasons oh did you really now i know i'm gonna i'm gonna have to search for that would be my

gift that your stocking stuffer so i want to know what it is that you're not allowed to do what is it that your husband or wife boyfriend or girlfriend would not allow you to do i was telling buddies about this yesterday and one of my buddies says that his wife is not allowed to cut their lawn and he was telling me that when he goes out of town he has to either cut it right away before he's leaving or he has to tell her you cannot cut the lawn and he'll even like pull like i don't know the one of the i don't even know the spark plug or something off of his lawnmower knowing that she'll try to go out there and cut the lawn because he said he came home one time and he said it was an effing mess yeah he said he said it looked like a drunk guy yeah had

done it and he's very particular about his long but was it cut because i get this criticism all the time like my brother is like the lines were not straight i'm like but was it cut yes you're

welcome and it all grows back right it looks good for half a day yeah it's like a haircut at a place that you don't trust um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 are there any things that you will not allow

west to do the wrapping the gifts one is a big one but it's more so to me i am not allowed to touch anything that has anything to do with the technology in our house so he being like the software engineer guy that he is he has everything set up on apps and timers and certain like you can go on this app and click a button and certain lights come on but i you guys know this you've been to my house i like turning all of my lights on at night and he's like please don't touch anything it's all very scheduled on a timer so if it has to do with any of that like alexas those sorts of things, I am not allowed to touch them.

Yeah, you'll throw it all off. What's up, Ryan? How you doing?

Good, good. So I'm allowed to wrap the presents, but I don't want to. So that's where you got to reverse psychology it. And you say, you're so much better at it than I am.

I hate to break it to you

So do you do it purposely bad Just to prove your point

Weaponized incompetence

The towels are too hard

That is so funny What's up Suzanne how you doing

Good morning

Good morning Suzanne I was No that's okay

You okay

Yes I was

Yeah, I like it. And I stopped.

Getting a little fitness done during the show.

I am. I am. Before I go to work, it's early here still.

Yeah. What is it that you or your husband is not allowed to do?

I will not. I know he means well, but I do ask him really nicely not to wash dishes, whether it's pans, plates, forks, because I need to redo them. Because their backsides are never done.

Chelsea says to me that the dishwasher doesn't get anything clean. It's for just the final cleaning. Like, she makes, I can't put anything in there that has any remnants of food on there.

I do the same thing. Really? Yeah.

Like, I'm like, that's what the whole point of the dishwasher is.

No, it's for that super hot water that will sanitize everything, but I need to clean it.

Yeah. And what about you, Heidi? What's going on?

Oh, I've been married over 30 years, and over those years, I have screwed up so many things. i would say by accident but it's worked in my favor i cannot load the dishwasher do laundry

um cook do our taxes keep the checkbook um what do you do besides him

um i do a lot of other things i wash dishes after the cooking is done but i'm not allowed to load the dishwasher my sister is definitely not allowed to load the dishwasher because one

year she loaded it and broke it oh gee okay that's that's amazing though there's a there's a lot of things that he's like not allowing you to do it's like uh pretty crazy anitra what's up

hey there how are you guys we're good anitra what's going on no uh yeah my husband is not allowed to cut the grass i cut the grass really with zero love he cuts it with zero love like it's like a triangle when he gets done

that's beautiful by the way i love that you say that you cut you cut it with more love than he

cuts it with absolutely i cook with more love i cut the grass with more love he probably has a little bit more common sense than i have sometimes just to be honest but i'm not gonna lie yeah yeah you're the best he's a sensible one i'm not sensible he's very sensible anitra call us more

often we love you thanks so much what's up gloria uh hi good morning good morning um when you brought up the wrapping of gifts it just really triggered something that literally happened last night my My husband really wants to help wrap the gifts so bad, and I'm hiding in the bedroom to do it, and he begged me, and I told him, yeah, that's fine. Come on. You can help. Well, he walked in with a roll of duct tape.

Yeah, no. No, no.

That's why we don't let men wrap gifts.

You know what, though? That could be kind of cute, especially if it's, you know, something fun. No. I don't know.

No, it's not attractive either.

No, that's awesome, though. That's a guy's guy right there. I like, by the way, that Tiffany says her husband is not allowed to make the bed. Is he allowed to lay in the bed, though?

Yeah, but it has to be made first. He doesn't understand. He says, why do we have to make it when we're going to just lay in it?

I don't get it. Chelsea's the same way, too. She's got to get into the tightest bed ever, and I'm, like, pulling the damn things out.

It's about setting the atmosphere.

Yeah, I don't get it. You guys are, by the way, and then you guys complain about all the stuff that you have to do and how stressed out you are about it. Yes, you're making the bed before we're going in the bed. Help. She won't let me help. I just told you all that stuff.

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