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Bonjour in the morning. To shave or not to shave? Shannon.

That is the question.

Needs to know the answer to. We're, you know, in the midst of beautiful weather and your man, you have a little bit of a problem with something he does to groom himself.

Well, I'm trying to prove a point here because Wes is the type that likes to shave off all of his like chest hair. Like he likes to have no hair Like on the front of him Okay And I don't like when he does that And he knows it I like him to have like a little bit of hair right here Especially since he's like salt and peppery So it's like gray and black you know But he says that the hair makes him itchy And so he likes to get rid of all of it And so I've been telling him I think girls prefer a little chest hair He disagrees So I need a Mojo in the Morning listener poll To find the real answer here

So we need the hair pole going on here right now? Chest hair or no chest hair. Chest hair or no chest hair. The hair pole.

It's very official.

To figure out. So he shaves it all off.

He shaves it all off. Now, when we went to Arizona a couple of weekends ago, we compromised and he trimmed it. So it was like really, really short. Yes. A little chest taper. I don't know. Is there a number or something that you do? Yeah, whatever.

Does he trim it into any kind of, like, a design? No shapes. Is he like how at Comerica Park they have, like, special designs in the outfield grass? No, it's just trimmed.

And then sometimes he'll trim, like, his arms and stuff, too. Wait, trim it. What are you doing?

Does he trim his arms or shave his arms? Because remember, we used to get on Joey, who used to be on our show.

Right.

Because Joey would, like, shave his arms, wouldn't he, back in the day?

Yes. I do believe Joey needs to shave his arms.

Do you not have hair on your arms all of a sudden? And he would get rid of the hair.

No, he doesn't do that, but he does trim it shorter, which I also think is strange.

But you've got to be careful, by the way, because take it from a guy who was always trimming and cutting underneath his armpits and always doing this when he was a teenager or younger than a teenager, preteen. It grows back more. And then it grows back where it grows back gray. You got to be careful of that.

See, I like the gray.

You'll get grayer.

The more gray, the better.

You'll get grayer hair on your chest.

What? You get gray chest hair?

If you shave and do that.

why you got to do the waxing or lasers.

See, I just use the manscaper or whatever. It's like a level I don't even know what it is. Level one? Level two? The manscaper shaver?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's still shaving. So what you need to do is you need to go to somebody that can wax it for you or maybe good old-fashioned nair. Do not use nair. I don't want bald. I want a little

chest hair. Yeah, see? You're proving

my point. I'm full of chest hair. It's taco meat season over here. Does it come out of the top of your shirt like that? No, that's not crazy like that.

Let me see your chest hair. What are we working with? Why'd you look at me like that? You for sure? Yeah.

But that's not fair. That's not fair. Black guys have better chest hair than white guys. Black guys is different. What do you mean? What does your chest hair look like? It's not out of control. I got like, you know, like ugly white man chest hair.

Teen Wolf?

Yes.

Oh my God, I got a gray chest hair.

It's the worst. I'm telling you, chest hair. That's because you used the manscaper.

No. Katie. I love listening to Mike in Current Crisis.

Katie, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

I agree with Shannon. It's got to be nicely groomed and trimmed, but it's got to be there. It's got to be there. You've got to look like a man. Yes. However, back hair, back hair has got to be gone. All gone. Agreed.

Back hair gone. Get it off of your body. Front, you need a little bit. And you also, do you like it where it's trimmed nicely, like, around the man's, you know, muscles and things?

Of course.

Yeah. You don't want it like a big old thing that just looks like a big blotch of hair on the guy, right?

No. It's got to be nicely groomed.

Yeah. Sometimes some shirts, too, if you got too much hair, and maybe this is Wes's thing, and Wes will have to tell us. Sometimes if you wear like those yoga shirts Like the Lululemon or the Under Armour shirts It will poke through the shirt

Or it looks bumpy It looks a little bumpy Which I understand that

And you don't like that idea All of a sudden you look and you got to Lumps

Listen, I'm all for equality I feel like men need to be like dolphins Like us women All of it gone The thing that drives me nuts I wish men would shave their armpit hair I really, really wish they would

Completely off. The problem, though, is you smell then.

So all women smell?

No.

Oh, I shouldn't say all. Most women smell?

Guys have to use more deodorant. So use more.

So use more. Get your gross, sweaty armpit hair away from me. Armpit hair is the grossest of all the hairs.

What guys is getting their armpit hairs on you?

Every time it's summertime and a guy wears a tank top, Lord have mercy, and puts his arm around you, It is literally the grossest thing in the entire world.

Well, there's the problem. Guys with tank tops should never put their arms around you unless...

You don't think every guy walks around with that weird T-shirt from high school they can't seem to get rid of that they cut all the sides off of except for the very lowest part of the band, so it's practically open on the entire...

Yeah, not good. What's up, Aaron? Hi.

Hey, you have to take the good with the bad. The guy's got the chest hair coming out of his neck, and it's coming off the back, too. He's wearing the man's sweater.

Well, the problem, though, is, and I've seen this happen all too often with guys, God is not fair with hair. Somebody needs to have a conversation with God about this because God will give a guy back hair, butt hair, and ear hair, but not hair on the top of their head, and it's not fair. Yeah. Speaking for a friend.

Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that.

By the way, I saw your water skiing photos, and Michael, you've got to stop wearing the hat. You look so good. That's what my wife says, too. If you go to On Air Mike, are you okay with me sending people over there?

I don't care. See, that's the thing is I'm not weird about the bald head. I just like hats.

Go look at Mike, On Air Mike, and go check out Mike Water skiing. The latest photos with him and his family out on the lake. And the guy's got no hat on And he looks straight on pitbull

Yeah Sometimes I still wear a hat though in the water Because I got PTSD from burning it one time

You look so good man With the au naturel Like head completely shaved You know how to make a brown man blush Thank you

Hi Leah what's happening

Good morning guys

Good morning. What's going on?

So, trim chest hair, yes. Total yes. These were manly, so hot. The salt and pepper thing that Shannon was talking about, totally agree.

By the way, we have not had one woman call up or even texting and say no chest hair.

Wesley, wild.

Yeah, no.

No back hair, chest hair, yes.

Yes, big yes. Did you say mm-hmm?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So it just makes you more complete, you're saying, right, if you have a little bit of the chest hair going?

Yeah, you just look a little more manly. Like, I don't know, rugged. I like that rugged.

Yeah. No, you know what? I think maybe, Shannon, you're going to have a new Wes after this whole thing. You're going to have to be watching out.

Like he's going to be so hairy.

What if he goes the opposite way? Where he, out of spite, just decides that he's just not going to shave anything. What if he's that guy whose chest hair connects to his beard? Like, it's that?

My old orthodontist had that, and he would just shave, like, a thick stripe through it so it would separate his chest hair from his beard. It was so weird. It was all I could ever stare at when I was getting my braces done. Really? Yeah, it was the weirdest thing, honestly. He had really thick, like, a carpet of chest hair, and he would wear, you know, like a button-up shirt and have the top button open or whatever. Like, I could tell. He had the chest hair, and then he had about three inches of, like, a stripe, and then he would have to be his beard.

Did you ever, like, come out of your appointment and have, like, hair in your mouth because it would, like, fall off of his chest while you guys were...

I don't recall that.

Because that would be bad. That happens. What's going on, Kevin? How you doing?

Good. First-time caller, long-time listener. Yay! What's happening? Love the name. So, I'm wondering about us guys out there who can only grow small, random patches and not one big tough across the chest.

Oh, jeez. Like, is the patch perfectly aligned or is it, like, in a weird spot?

Oh, no. I'm like a Dalmatian. Is it weird that I want to see? Like, I kind of want to see a picture of it.

Do you also have issues growing a full beard?

Oh, yeah. Patches all over my face and neck.

Oh, man. That sucks. That's a tough one. Well, we talked about this when we were talking about hair transplants and liposuction for guys. There's the thing that now guys are doing where they're putting transplants on their face for beards. Maybe you can put it on your chest.

That's probably the next step, Ben.

I would just completely shave at that point if it all of a sudden looks odd. What's up, Haley?

Hi, how are you guys?

We're good. What's going on?

um i just wanted to say that i totally disagree with shannon and agree with megan that i think men should have no chest hair my man is he's from the philippines my man so he's asian he has very little body hair which i appreciate i totally agree with megan and the armpit hair thing he works construction so in the summertime he does shave his armpits once so it's not Like, I can only imagine it's, like, wet dog hair in between your arms.

Oh, it's so gross. It's so gross. And I dated probably the hairiest guy out of everybody on this show. And I remember he had so much chest hair, and all of it would just end up in the sheets. And it was so gross. I hated it.

I never, by the way, ever knew that Asian men have interesting body hair. I always thought that they were, you know, hair all over the place. Worth a Google.

I think it depends on which country you're from. But like I said, he's from the Philippines, and his dad has very little hair. But on his head, he has a full head of hair on his head.

Interesting. Paul, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, my wife was really grossed out by armpit hair, and she had this stuff. I don't know what it's called, but it's probably other products, but it was called NADS, but it put this gooey, sticky stuff on. She talked me into letting her yank my armpit hair out, and she did one armpit, and it hurt so much. I said, that's it. You're done. You're not doing the other one. So I was armpit hairless. I was one armpit for a while, and I was back.

Did anybody notice? Like, did you ever have to raise your hands, or did you keep them down the whole time?

No. That was our little secret. I never, until now, it's out there now.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. Democritus is back on with us. Hello, sir.

Yo, Mojo.

What's going on? How are you?

I'm doing all right. This is probably about my fourth or fifth time that I've got to call for you guys. You know I had to test.

Fourth, fifth time in this week or ever?

Ever.

That's awesome, man. Four or five times ever. You need to call more often. You need to check in more often.

Well, I tried to message all of you guys on Instagram numerous times. What? You know, get recognition. But my comment to the topic, I agree with you. I do think that black men do grow better chest hair than white guys. Yes.

You're coming from a black man saying this.

Okay.

I agree because I have white men chest hair myself.

Oh, geez. Wait a second. So, wait. So, as a black man, you say that black men have better chest hairs, but you are unfortunately not born with that.

No, sir. I'm a hairy. I'm a fuzzy, fuzzy, very hairy. I've had my full-blown mustache at the age of two.

Really? But God played a trick on you. He gave you everything in your life black except for the chest hair.

Correct. Well, let me say I look Arabic, but I am black.

All right.

He thinks he's black.

Well, we need a 23andMe here. Yeah. What Chrissy Teigen do? Yes, I was there. Yeah, maybe there was something that mom wasn't telling you for sure about.

I'm the harriest guy in the family, so it's just. okay all right for me for me to have a white man chest hair is it's kind of uh it's kind of weird

how hairy were your neighbors that may be an interesting topic someday talk about how whatever whatever your particular you know race culture religion is and you're pissed because you didn't get what everybody else got you know what i mean like that would be an interesting one where we could get a little edgy toe the line a little bit and let people kind of call it out because I would sit there and think to myself, it'd be like, ah, you know, like if I was honestly like a black man that couldn't dance, like that game, which Kevin has been rumored to be the black man that can't dance. I've heard that from a few people.

You'll see at the daddy to under dance.

I'm making you go on for sure. Can you like all, all kinds of dances? Like, can you do all? I can't river dance. You can't river? Who's river dancing? You said all kinds of dances.

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