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It's Mojo in the morning. How was the road trip to go to Columbus for Megan and Zach? Went and saw the Red Wings take on the, whatever the team is, Columbus Blue Jacks.

It was so much fun. It was so long. I left at 10 in the morning and we got there at five. So it was so incredibly long, but it was so much fun. The only issue I had in the entire day was Zach is a terrible, terrible Red Wings fan, an absolutely horrific Red Wings fan because we are at Ohio Stadium. The Horseshoe is where this game was at down in Columbus. And it was cool to be an iconic venue but i mean it's also osu so and i was wearing red at osu it felt wrong it felt so wrong to be there wearing red but we had a blast except for uh zach got so drunk that he was cheering for the wrong team i said what i said i said what i said i'm gonna defend myself

um guys one the horseshoe sucks go blue um why do you say that it's just a hundred year old old venue i had to pee in a trough like it just wasn't fun um but guys they were sweet goals like i'm i'm cheering for the the blue jackets and they were pretty cool goals so like i don't know no i'm not gonna get my ass kicked by a whole bunch of uh wait ohians

he was cheering for the blue jackets or cheering on every goal no every time that the crowd would

start cheering if he didn't know what was going on he would start cheering too but he kept forgetting that we there was like a section of red wings fans across the venue from us so they were like directly across the field and uh we were in a sea of blue jackets fans and every time they would stand up and cheer so would he and my brother and i would go wrong team goals though like i'm not

gonna so it wasn't that you were just wasted you were actually you were legit cheering for that i was a little warm by the beers but they were sweet goals you can't like come on have you ever

been to i don't know a lions game and saw somebody get a sweet touchdown and cheer for it no but

that would be i mean if it's a sweet touchdown okay if we saw like obj do that one-handed catch for the lions i would probably cheer like that was sweet yeah really yeah okay but that was an epic

like something that you would see on ESPN's top 10 or whatever.

Okay. So, for instance, I saw a backhanded, like, sweep wraparound goal. And I was like, dude, that was pretty sweet. And then I saw a breakaway goal, and I was like, oh, my God, that was pretty sweet. Shouldn't have been a goal.

Well, you can't blame me. Yeah, there was a penalty, right? That was a lot of people are saying.

Should have been. They did not call a high sticking.

Took a stick to the head. To the face. So, okay, so real quick, let's go back for a second. This is at an outdoor venue. This is the football stadium that the Buckeyes lost to the Michigan Wolverines. I like how you did that. Even though they did win the championship, so poo-poo on you, any Wolverines fans. Go green. But you said that they still have troughs there?

Oh, my God. It was awful. It was, okay. So you have to wait in line for, like, at least 10, 15 minutes. And then when you finally get in line, you're wearing 30 layers. So you have to take everything off. So, like, my balls were hanging out. Oh, jeez. Wait. Yeah. Why did you go all the way down to the balls? Well, because I don't have a zipper because all of my long johns didn't have the opening hole. I need to take a pee-pee. You've got to, like, pull them down. And all the stalls were taken, so I'm in the trough. I need to take a pee-pee. Yeah, and people are just staring at my junk.

So you're not used to that.

So when you're, by the way, this is like taking, I remember taking my kids to go to Joe Lewis Arena back when they, you know, had the R.I.P. Joe Lewis Arena gets two mentions this morning on the show. But the kids would actually want to, like, swim inside the damn park.

Oh, my God.

Why do I picture that Zach is like a little child up there with his pants down around his ankles?

I was there for, I got a little nervous. I was like, oh.

So, okay. And for women that don't know what a trough is, a trough is basically you're peeing in what looks like a low sink, like a sink for little people.

Like a cold tip.

Yeah, it's the worst. And the worst part is that if you don't have a urinal, I get fear all the time of peeing with people looking at my privates. Yeah, yeah. And I've got a very small penis. Me too. So I always feel like the urinal, like I get right up against it. People think I'm weird when I do it.

Is that your porcelain?

Well, I get splashed back a little bit sometimes. But I have to because I just don't want the guy to the right or the left of me who are big time fans, especially, you know, guys that are Red Wings fans there. I don't want them to see what I've got. So it's this thing. You got no protective cover at all. Like, you know what I mean?

So you understand my pain. Yeah. So it's like peeing outdoors. You got to hold it, bro. We're not going trough. You won't do a trough?

I have always thought it was so weird, like the trough situation. What are we doing? Like, why is it acceptable for guys to look at each other's penises? Because that would never happen in a girl's bathroom. So why is it okay for guys?

My daddy told me earlier, we don't do troughs. No. You hauled it, bro. So where would you go? You just wait? No, no, no. You just piss in the stall. Yeah, you just wait for the stall.

So, oh, they did have stalls, though, right? Yeah, it was too long. The lines were long? Yeah. Yeah, and he had more cheering to do for the other team.

Hey, get on there. They were good goals. They were sweet goals.

What a wreck this must have been. How was he as a road tripper? I know we did the topic on Friday about the music to play. Did you guys have a good time?

Oh, he's the best. He's the best. Did you stop for snacks or food? We stopped for snacks, but the music-wise, we didn't really have a choice for like a good hour and a half because we couldn't connect our phone to the Bluetooth. Why? It's just an older car. Whose car did you drive?

One of the station vehicles.

Oh, you took a station vehicle?

We did. You guys are cheap.

Hell yeah, we are. Oh, my God.

The station's cheap that we have a vehicle or a radio station, and you can't even play music.

Believe me, you don't think that that's the case? You don't think around this place? High technology? Okay, so I'm going to go back to a couple of, I got so many different things I want to ask these guys. I feel like this is a press conference. Hey, I'm raising my hand in the back of the room. Hi, Brad Galley here from Channel 7. Megan, it was just the two of you guys, or I saw your brother was in the picture.

My brother went as well, too. Yeah, we picked him up on the way down.

Okay, so you met him. When you drive to Columbus, because I've never done the Columbus drive before. It's the worst. Do you take the same highway that you would take as you're going to Pittsburgh or going to Cleveland? Because I love taking the Turnpike.

Bruh, I'm sorry. You're so beautiful. You realize one's south and one is east, right?

And I know going to Kentucky, you don't get the turnpike fun of all the great places to stop off. Like, I love stopping off at some of the businesses that they have there. Like, they'll have, like, a Starbucks slash Cinnabon, you know, inside the place.

I did take Zach somewhere he's never been before.

What's that?

I took him to Raising Cane's. Raising Cane's! Oh, what do you think? I still never had it either.

You're definitely, after Raising Cane's, going to have to use a bathroom, right?

Dude, I was pooping myself. No, no. It was really great. Highly recommend it, but... It's Chick-fil-A for me. Oh, you like Chick-fil-A better? Wow. Oh, man.

Raising Cane's open on Sundays. I agree with you. I think Chick-fil-A, to me, those waffle fries.

You haven't been to Raising Cane's.

I can't eat anything there. They have all gluten. It's like 100% gluten. Okay. You eat gluten. Shay, what's up? I only do it, I only cheat for Chicago-style pizza. What's going on? I'm sorry.

So last week, you bopped me for saying the word F.

Yes.

How is that worse than you talking about your penis size? Come on.

It's the words. It's the words. I took the FCC test and I passed, so I just want you to know that. Real quick, Shea, I've got to ask you a question. Raising canes or Chick-fil-A? Which one?

I'm a vegetarian. I don't eat any of that poop.

Oh, boo.

Boo to vegetarians.

Boo to vegetarians on that one. Can we do a quick little? I cook it.

I cook it. I cook meat. I just don't need it.

Can we do a quick little election poll? Like, what do they call them? Exit polls or something like that? Can we do a quick little one on this one? Because Megan's all Raising Cane's.

Here's why I don't feel like this is fair. This reminds me very much of the argument that Lydia and I had of Coney's versus Waffle House. And I think a lot of the listeners are going to call in and say Chick-fil-A who have never had Raising Cane's. Because is it here yet? How about Popeye's? Did they open the one? They just opened one in Canada. But like a couple of months ago, right?

Well, why don't we add Popeye's to the list? Which, let's say chicken places By the way, did you see McDonald's is no longer The number one fast food establishment In the world It just got beat by some place from China That makes bubble What is that called? Bubble tea Yeah, they serve drinks for under a dollar It's crazy So China beating us Again Alright, exit poll Here we go, exit poll on the best chicken places Let's focus on chicken here right now As Zach and Megan and Megan's brother did the road trip to go see the Wings play. Ashley, hi.

Hi, I'm a long-time first-time caller. Nice to talk to you.

What's going on? Which one would you like to vote for?

I choose Chick-fil-A only because I feel like the sauce gives it for raisin canes.

That Chick-fil-A sauce is the best, isn't it?

The Raisin Cane sauce is great.

What does the Raisin Cane sauce taste like? Oh, like barbecue. Is it spicy?

I feel like the Raisin Cane sauce is good, but the chicken without the sauce is plain. Oh. Okay. I use it. Okay.

But the toast, though. You're allowed to have your opinion.

The toast at Raisin Cane is the best? That's what I heard I need to try. Really?

It's so amazing.

All right. Give me all the time. I got to take more votes here. Mojo in the morning. Hello. Who is this?

This is Brandon.

Brandon, we got one for Chick-fil-A. Who would you like to vote for?

I'm going Popeye's. Popeye's. Yeah, Popeye's is on there. Let's go, baby.

Yes, Raising Cane's not even getting a vote here right now. What's your favorite thing at Popeye's? Is it that goofy sandwich that was sold out all over the place a couple years ago?

Yeah, the sandwich was fantastic. That knocked all the other ones out of the park.

Is there a sauce at Popeye's? Do they have a secret sauce?

Their black and ranch is really good.

Is it?

Don't sleep on the bread, beans, and rice.

It's good stuff.

It ain't all about the chicken.

I ain't sleeping. Carson, what's going on, Carson? Hey. Hi. We're making chicken great again here. Oh, God. Here we go again. What's going on? Who are you voting for?

Raising Cane. Raising Cane. All right. All right. Raising Cane. 100%. And Megan, just so you know, there's one in East Lansing.

Okay.

We're getting closer once in the eye.

I was like, East Lansing is still, like, two hours.

I know that there's one in East Lansing because I could see it on my son's debit card. Thank you for the call.

So we'll vote for Canes. Got it. We're counting that one.

Raising Canes is on the list. Ashley, who are you voting for on this one?

I'm going with my girl, Megan. Raising Canes, baby. Thank you. Thank you.

All right. Raising Canes has just taken the lead. This is unbelievable. April, what are we voting for?

Raising Canes all the way. Oh, what is going on? This is craziness. And the only way to do it is swapping out that slaw for extra toast.

Oh, my gosh. I think Raising Cane's might be the winner of this one here. Because, Carson, who are you voting for?

Raising Cane's.

Let's go. What? I feel like I'm just getting powered up right now by her.

Raising Cane's.

I am right.

Give her some vindication here. And some cholesterol medicine. Nancy, hi Who are you voting for, Nancy?

Oh

Um, Kate, well, Chick-fil-A

Oh, my God. She switched her vote in the polling room. It's unbelievable. Get this child off the phone. She knew who she was voting for. Ask them, ladies. That's unbelievable. We would never trust a child to vote. Take that vote away. How old are you? Are you old enough to vote? Um, no.

Seth, who are we voting for here? We're doing the, this is the vote of the century here right now. Which chicken is the chicken of America? Chick-fil-A is 100%.

Chick-fil-A is on the way.

This is one of those ones where at the beginning of the night, the election's going one way, the end of the night is changing. Don't go to bed. No. Don't go to bed. Mike, hi. Who's winning?

It's going to be Chick-fil-A. Yay!

I got my hopes up. Buckle up. I just want to speak.

Jill, hi. Chick-fil-A or Raising Cane's?

Hey, you added Popeyes. I'm going to go with Popeyes. Oh! The Independent! The Independent!

She just voted for... Who would that be on the list? Is that the Ross Perot or something like that? What's going on here? Oh, my God. Michelle, put your vote in right now. Chick-fil-A I think that Chick-fil-A Might be the new champion Oh my god One last vote I think this is the decider right now Who will be the winner We find out right now As we go to Jake Tapper At the board Who's the winner Glenn

It's Raising Kane

Oh, my God, I cannot believe it. You just pushed it over the top. Michigan has turned on us. Whoa, congratulations. Glenn, what is the best thing about Raising Cane's besides bread? Everybody likes to go there for their bread.

I like their chicken is the best.

Yes. And quick question, when's the last time that you went to the doctor and had a checkup? I need to know. About a year ago. You better not tell them that you eat any of that stuff. You're going to get yourself into trouble. Thank you, buddy.

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