He goes Morning Tom In the group text I say it in his voice Morning Tom And everybody gets pissed Because then they get a ding On their phone At 3.30 in the morning Like why does he not just do it To just me directly But he does it in the group text For everybody Oh my god I gotta tell you about another friend So since we're just talking about this So this one actually Could turn into something here So another friend of mine told me a story about, and this did not go over well in front of wives, told me a story about how he and his coworkers scratch each other's backs at work. I guess everyone in the office will do a whole like- Like a circle? They do like a back scratching thing where it's like, okay, today's the day that Jacob has to scratch, you know, Julie's back. And yesterday was Julie scratching Jacob's back. And by the way, I'm using fake names and stuff like that because I want to protect this guy. But they have this whole thing. And you guys know this firsthand, right? With this weather and stuff, your back has been kind of itchy lately or your body's been itchy lately, probably dry from how things have been with the heat and everything. But they have a coworker scratching thing that goes on. And I said, well, I said to him, I go, you can't do that nowadays. You can't be scratching your coworkers' backs. You can't be doing that anyways. It's weird. It is weird, but.