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College Check in with Luke and Ass Juice
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College Check in with Luke and Ass Juice

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August 20, 2025 | 00:14:30 | Leisure

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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Bianca, who is our director of social impact on the show. Kazi. uh she was done dirty by her ex and we want to find him and as her older brother kevin you and i are gonna beat the crap out of this what happened um so the other day i actually

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i saw him out and we started talking and catching up and honestly i feel like everything's good i feel like we're on good terms everything's chill now so as we were talking he was like i want i want to introduce you to my friends so i'm like okay let's go so i walk up to him and his friends and then he's like yeah he him and i were like kind of next to each other and then he was like oh hell no and pushed me away and then starts talking to another group of girls that were right next to him so yeah little i don't know why he did that i think he was honestly setting me up or trying to act cool in front of his friends i think that's what he was doing how old are we he's 23 no i'm saying that like as a rhetorical question yeah so i don't know why he did that but it was really embarrassing so his friends are like looking at me like what's going on here and i was like honestly i don't know why he just did that because he told me to come up and talk to you guys and his friends are like yeah that's honestly a little weird because we broke up like four years ago so i don't know why he's still acting like this did they the did the friends

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like apologize for him because he's kind of a douche for doing that or they just said no that's

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a little weird they're like yeah that's a little they thought it was weird it was weird that is by

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the way such a guy thing like a like a 22 year old guy thing that's lame that's like a 13 year

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old guy he asked me let's go up and talk to him and then pushes me away the second i get out there

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it was premeditated like he knew he was setting me up he thought he was gonna look cool it was

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calculated but he looked stupid and then he went to go talk to a group of girls after and i'm like okay like do what you gotta do i don't care that he's talking to other girls but like that's just so extra you do not have to do that how long did you guys date uh like two years back in like 2020 it was like 2020 to 2022 which you were what at that time high school yeah i was

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like this is so old news man it's not necessary well if he's listening out there we're gonna kick your ass you son of a bitch we're gonna come after you yeah does he is he uh is he uh

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in the area here is he a listener uh he's a listener he's in the area he definitely listens

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beyond good he still loves you do you know you know him lydia i know of him yeah he goes to our

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church what did you say he still loves her lydia for sure but this is like the the you know boys are mean to you if they like you which i've never agreed with well here's the thing every time we

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talk he's like oh my god it's so awkward i can't believe i'm talking to you so either one you hate me, two, you're still in love with me, or two, you're embarrassed to see me. Is this guy Chaldean? Yes. Of course. That's all she dates is Chaldean. You give me his

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last name and I'll call his dad. I'm always blown away by that. It's funny when I hear stories like that and I hear some of the stories of these guys that you guys have dated, I sit there and I wonder if my sons are also the douchebag

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stuff like that. I can see Luke doing it.

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Come on. Luke is not that. Luke is more Somebody said that Luke reminds them of Matthew McConaughey, which I thought was a great compliment.

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Well, Luke's like basic frat boy, so all the frat boys act like that.

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Really?

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He talks like a frat boy, too. Does he really? How do frat boys talk?

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He doesn't do that. Well, he's like, uh, like that.

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Hey, what's up?

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Yeah.

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No. That's how frat boys talk.

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You should see him when he's not in his frat boy mode. Like, he becomes very business-like, where he's, like, talking about his, you know, his work and stuff. Like, he interned this summer for Ryan Lash and was doing medical stuff, selling medical supplies. And he loved it. He would be like, Dad, do you know how much money that...

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I love your impression of him.

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He's like, Dad, do you know how much money that we could save a doctor's office by having them let us do their testing for them? And he would, like, sit there and do that stuff. And I'd be like, man, this is unbelievable. Like, this is my kid. I can't believe that.

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The way I hear him, he's like, yeah, I'm going to drink it with the boys next week. What, Bianca? Really? The Borgs. The Borgs. Really? That's only the way I've ever heard him. Yeah, I'm getting up Harper's next weekend. Talk to him now. He's coming to his own. That's how every sentence is in like that. Yeah, honestly, I'm just like tired of mathing. I'm about to go back home and just go to sleep. That's the only way I've ever heard it. Hold on. Hold on, let me see if he's awake this early in the morning. At least my ex-boyfriend didn't talk like that.

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Is he still sleeping? No, I think he's got me on Do Not Disturb or something. When it goes that fast, I think it's Do Not Disturb.

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So you're going to disturb him? Class hasn't started yet.

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Hey, what's up, Luke? What's up, Mojo? Hey, who's that?

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That's ass juice.

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Ass juice! Ass juice! Hey, real quick. I want to call you on our phone line here. Is that okay? Can I call you on the phone line on the air? We want to talk to you guys.

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Yeah.

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All right. We're calling you right back.

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I think my impression was spot on.

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Hold on a second. No, we're calling him right back. Hold on a second.

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Did we figure out Ash Deuce's real name?

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Henry.

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I don't want to know it. I would never call him Henry.

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Henry.

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You can't have a real name when your nickname is Ash Deuce.

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That's Dix. Wait, you don't think that...

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And it also could be a good Borg name. Ooh.

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Oh, hold on.

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Booty Juice.

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What did I just do? Hold on.

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Luke's on line eight.

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You have Luke on line eight? She's such a good producer. She's the best, bro. She's so good. I was trying to dial him up. Lucas and Ass Juice. Good morning.

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Good morning.

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How you doing? Good morning. Hey, Shannon was asking Ass Juice what your real name was, and I said, I don't know. I think it's legally Ass Juice.

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Oh, he changed it. He changed it. Yeah, but he used to be Henry.

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Yeah. Actually, Henry. So, Luke, we're talking to Bianca here, and she says that every time she talks to you that you sound like a frat guy, and I'm trying to prove that you're not a frat guy.

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No, I'm not.

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Yeah, yeah. My impression is spot on.

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No, come on. Talk to Luke like Luke. When I'm drunk, it's worse. I'm a little drunk right now, to be honest.

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Wait a second. You guys moved up there so early. Ask Juice Why are you guys There so early School doesn't start Until next week right

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Yeah We're just here early So we can just like Drink for two weeks

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I love the honesty Ask Juice definitely

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How's the new house By the way guys How are we liking This house that you're in

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Oh it's awesome It's a good time It's like too big though It's like stressful It's like a maze Yeah it is like a maze It's like a study room

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Wait a second What do you guys do In the study room

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We haven't I don't think, I don't think since moving to any of us have been down there. We don't have a party room. Yeah, we didn't talk about that. It's turning into a party room. It's like a bar.

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Really? Make it a bar? Make the study room a bar? Yeah. We don't study. What? What are you guys doing up so early? Are you preparing for the fact that your mom is coming up there today to bring the remaining stuff that you have?

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Yeah. No, I've been up for a little bit. Yeah, I did forget.

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No, we're just up. Just up? Just hanging out? I don't know. Ass Juice reached out to me And he wants to do a podcast What do you guys think about this Podcast with Ass Juice You know on there where people can become guests and stuff I think actually it would do well What do you think? Do you guys see me? No I'm asking Ass Juice Ass Juice you like this idea?

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No it would be a good podcast I feel like we all Have to be honest We have good stories Like, every night we just go out.

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By the way. We should put a camera on. Yeah, you gotta get the glasses. Yeah, to get the meta glasses for him.

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Yeah, have him just go out. By the way, I was trying to prove to Bianca that Luke has moved out of these fraternity phrase or stage. He has not.

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This is what you sound like every single time I've talked to you. What up, Bianca? Yeah. I'm hanging out at Theda Kai tomorrow. We're going to Harper's, too. We're hitting it up. You're going to come to the Darty?

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That is the only way you sound like it.

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I'm just bad. I'm just bad. I used to be a good kid. I don't know what happened. I swear.

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Theda Kai happened. Theda Kai? Wait, hold on a second. Hey, Ass Juice. This was Luke once on our show.

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Mom. I know.

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And now.

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God.

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Borgs Borgs Exactly Oh my god hold on a second Holly we're talking to My son Luke And his roommate Ass Juice what's up

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Good morning I think They sound like Crush from Finding Nemo

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Yeah brah

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That's so good

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Do you guys talk to your professors at Michigan State like this, or are you guys usually more, you know, solid?

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Yeah, I don't know. I haven't really seen a professor anymore.

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Hold on. Courtney, what's up, Courtney? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

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Hi. Good morning to Luke and Ass Juice. I think we need to have a weekly college update on Luke every single week So we can get an update on what's going on at Theta Chi, what's all, like, what's the college drama, and we can hear about all this. I love it. I love this idea.

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Maybe Luke and Astuce need to do a podcast together, too. Like, what do you guys think about that?

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Let's do it. We gotta do it later, though. What do you mean? 9.30. I know. 9.30 is devious. Maybe if you call me at, like, 5 p.m. and just record it.

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Luke, what time are your classes this year? Do you have any morning classes? No, I have a 10 a.m. on Tuesday. What about you, Ash Juice? Will you be alive at that early hour? Probably not.

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I don't even know what my classes are. Last semester, I only went to, like, a total of, like, seven classes last semester.

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Confirm that.

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Wait, how did you pass? Were you able to pass?

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We have this little cheat, but we can't give it out. We can't give it out. Oh, my God. Because I don't want MSU to find out.

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He's probably not even enrolled in school. He's just living in that house.

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This, by the way, might be my proudest dad moment. Trent, what's up, Trent? You're on the air right now with my son, Lucas, as his mother would say, Lucas and Astuce. What's up?

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Okay, so it's going to the metaglasses idea. You can't do that because if there's anyone there who's underage at a college party or at the bars, that's all incriminating evidence, then you're an accessory.

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Oh, okay.

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No, fake IDs are a thing, so they're all legally 21 according to the ID.

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Yeah, but the metaglasses will give out the...

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They won't know if the ID's fake.

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I don't know. Trent, you must have been a Michigan student, not a Michigan State student. Hold on. Melissa, what's up, Melissa? Hi.

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Hey, so I actually have two comments. One, I think the boys should definitely do a college podcast.

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Okay.

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Giving all the intel of it. And then two, this is a little off the wall. I saw that there was a job posting for Channel 955, Mojo, on Air Talent. I applied.

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two months ago. I haven't heard anything back. I didn't know a good way to contact you guys besides this. Very soon

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to announce a new member of the show. So will there be somebody new coming to the show very soon?

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Well, that's exciting to hear.

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It's ass juice.

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It's ass juice. I approve of that. If it's not me, I approve of ass juice.

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Ass juice, can you wake up this early in the morning to show up to work or will you just stay up all night?

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Alright, I'll stay up right now.

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By the way, I'm so sad that Bianca was right. Marcus, what's up, Marcus? Hi.

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Yeah, I just wanted to tell Lucas and Asdrews I'm proud of them for at least knowing they have classes because I'm not too sure about mine at the moment.

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Where do you go to school, Marcus? I go to Michigan right now. Oh, go blue. Right, guys? Go blue. By the way, Luke, I don't think, gets into the whole Michigan-Michigan State rivalry because you party with just as many Michigan people as you do Michigan State, right, Luke?

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All right, so listen, we're going to let you guys go. Luke, you better clean up that place right now because your mom is on her way up there. Yeah, she is. She's on her way up. You knew that. That was happening today. No, no, it's up. Yeah, she is on the way up. All right. You beat. All right. All right. Ass Juice, love you, buddy. Love you, man. Love you, Luke. I love you more. Bye-bye. All right. Take care. That's unbelievable.

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What did he call you?

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He said love you more. He loved you more.

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Oh, I thought he said poop.

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