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Competitive Spouses
Mojo In The Morning

Competitive Spouses

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July 24, 2025 | 00:09:53 | Leisure

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00:01:26 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 5:

so last night i did uh we played quarters uh with chelsea and i and some friends we went out and played i talked about it yesterday chelsea and i were on separate teams and i had to compete against my wife so we're there playing and it was funny because uh she's competitive i bet she chelsea first off chelsea is competitive but she also say this about her she is the cutest person ever when she wins something and she gets the quarter in there she jumps up and down and she gets all crazy and stuff um this was funny so ed fernandez says to me ed's a friend ed says to me he leans over at one point because they pit us against each other a couple times he goes you can't win and i go what do you mean i can't win he goes you just can't win you cannot and this is an interesting point he said you can win here but you're losing at home he's like you cannot beat her and i did not try to lose because honestly i was really not good at this i did not too good chelsea won in a sudden death so give it up for chelsea on winning a sudden death when it mattered most but but it was interesting competitive spouses do we have any competitive spouses here like we we get in fights over stuff come on up here if you're a competitive spouse i want to hear both you guys i want to find out which one of you guys is the uh it seems like he's the competitor you could he's racing his way up here yeah he just pushed her down okay so chel chelsea is really competitive and it gets to a point where when we compete against each other like board games and stuff she won't even talk to me afterwards like we go through a day or so of not talking so who's the competitor are the two of you guys uh both of us we we like

00:03:14 - 00:03:21 | Speaker 8:

cannot play euchre as partners because we will get really mad at each other we're both super competitive about that kind of stuff.

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And who's the better Euchre player?

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Me. Are you better?

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I would say so. Yeah. What do you mean? Give us some example. What's your records? What's the record between the two of you?

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Well, we always play with my parents and they've been married for like 30 years and dating for like 20 years before that. So they always beat us because they know each other's signs. And I'll try to give them signals about what I'm trying to do. not like cheating but like playing like a low card when it doesn't make sense and i'm like hey

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i need you to take it he doesn't take the tricks have you ever held punches like do you let her

00:03:56 - 00:04:10 | Speaker 3:

win sometimes no comment i'm never letting her win Wes and i are very competitive and i would get more upset if i knew that he was just letting me win yeah actually then beating me i really would

00:04:10 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 5:

let me tell you something about kevin kevin will not let anybody win i'm not playing it like we were having a conversation i was talking to him about his son josiah and he will not let josiah win like you know how when your kids are younger like they're little little like little tommy that was just up here kev would throw you ever see the the the mom that says hey if you make the basket i'll take you to disney and then she blocks his shot that's kevin you gotta earn it you gotta

00:04:37 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 4:

earn it around here i've let josiah's 12 years old i've only let him win one time and he was so excited but why no why just once because i just felt like it that day he just sometimes he gets really sad like he like air hockey and then when you beat a kid so much they don't like that sport anymore and i could see i was snatching the love out of his eyes and i still wanted to but i was like all right i'll let you have

00:05:00 - 00:05:01 | Speaker 3:

this one. He was so excited. You like

00:05:01 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 2:

snatching the love out of your child time. He said he was so excited. Then when he got, he was like, I don't want to play no more. I'm like, come on. I'm not kidding you when I say this to you. He's a great dad. He doesn't portray one on the radio, but he is a great father. I love my Joe. Alright, so I want to know, 844 Mojo Live, we're in here with all of everybody at Gordon Chevrolet. I wanted to know what's the longest that you've gone without talking to your spouse because they're so competitive or you were so competitive and you were a total dick. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or tax 955-00. Quarters, by the way, which I was shocked that nobody here has ever known quarters. Maybe it was just something that the 40s and the 50-year-olds know or something like that. But it was fun. I forgot how good you had to be. But also the other thing, too, and I'm not going to blame it on this. We have changed our quarter in America. it used to be a heavier quarter.

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Wait, what are you doing right now? Was this the excuse last night?

00:06:03 - 00:07:08 | Speaker 2:

Back in the day, back when I was a little younger, the quarter was a little heavier. Do not do this. And the quarter's not heavy anymore. What does that mean for the game? What it means is the quarter is harder to, like, you know, it's like playing basketball with a deflated ball. Okay. That's a great job. Yeah, or, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, I don't know, it's like having a baseball or a softball that's a dud, you know what I mean? Like, it's a bad one. Who just knows this quarter's light? Like, how you just felt that in your hand? It was quick, like, something's wrong here. Like, I'm dinging it up on the table, and it's, like, going nowhere. And I'm like, this is bull crap. Like, this is going on. And then we had, okay, so this was the teams. The teams all had even numbers, except for one team cheated last night, and they only had, like, three guys, and it was actually Ed's team. They had three guys, and the three guys were the Central Michigan fire-up Chippewa champions from. The quarter champs? Yeah, the quarter champions from, like, 1990 or something like that. When they had heavier quarters. And honestly, I think they brought their own quarters. Oh, my God. You know how people bring their own bowling ball and stuff? Pool steak.

00:07:08 - 00:07:11 | Speaker 3:

What was the drink inside of the shot glasses, by the way?

00:07:11 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 2:

So we did not, because we'd all be trash, it was basically, we just played round by round, and it was just how many you got into the quarter, and then you did it based on that. No, you had your, we drank our own drinks. Everybody had their own I shouldn't say it because we got green flame tequila Everyone drank green flame tequila

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Just keep it there

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00:08:31 - 00:08:33 | Speaker 3:

No, no. I like to keep things.

00:08:35 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 2:

Do you think if you were, you have a girlfriend or a wife? A wife. Yeah, wait. Do you think if you guys were competing against each other that you're like Kevin, where you're like, I'm not letting you win? No, I'm letting her win.

00:08:45 - 00:09:01 | Speaker 3:

I'm not with the wife. Where'd a wedding get done? But I was going to mention the quarter thing. You ever seen the kids play knuckles, like where they're sliding quarters across trying to bust each other's knuckles up? No. That's where weight and heaviness would come into effect. Right.

00:09:01 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 2:

And nowadays, these quarters are not the same, are they?

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Yes, not.

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I'm telling you. This is so great. We're going to call them. I appreciate you.

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It's got to be like a safety thing.

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Yeah. I don't know. Maybe that's it. Too many kids hurt themselves. Hey, Haley, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

00:09:15 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

Hey. So my boyfriend and I just recently in the last year got into playing pickleball. If you've never heard of it, it's a great sport. Everybody should play. Anyway, so he's super competitive to the point where, like, we can't even play together against each other on the same court at all. Like, he said something super hurtful to me a couple weeks ago about my ability to play pickleball. um but he just he was just like the group of people that we play with all the time he was like nobody even likes to play with you because you always make them lose and it just like cut me deep because oh we don't always lose to you yes he said that he said that to me

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 5:

Why would he be so mean? That's unreal.

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I know.

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Be honest, though. Are you that good? I mean, yeah.

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So, listen. Or that bad. I mean, well, I'm not that bad. But, like, at first I was like, well, I'm not going to play anymore. Like, fine. I just won't play anymore. And then I was like, you know what? In my head, I was like, you know what? I'm going to use this, and I'm going to get better. So, over the past couple weeks, I've just been playing my butt off, and I think I'm probably better than him now.

00:10:29 - 00:10:34 | Speaker 5:

See, he helped you. See that? That was a motivation right there for you.

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Please tell me that that guy hasn't gotten sex in a while, has he? Well, we won't discuss that because that's not true.

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Hey, listen, you go play pickleball. Kate, what's up, Kate?

00:10:50 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 1:

Bojo, you're used to silver quarters. And what are the quarters that we're using now? Isn't that what they are?

00:10:56 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 5:

Aluminum? I don't know. What kind of quarters we got now? I got to check GPT news. They're different quarters? Probably not. Yeah. Oh, Popper Niffy? You said Popper Niffy? No, that's interesting. I did not expect, by the way, that this was going to go this way.

00:11:14 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 3:

I thought that that was such a BS excuse, but you're actually right.

00:11:16 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 5:

I'm calling Jill and Matt and saying I would like a formal protest that I want to play another round of quarters.

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