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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Would you get sick or something?

No, I've been sick for like the past two weeks, and I'm at that final stage where the mucus and the bacteria and all of that is starting to come out. Can you please? I'm sorry, bruh. What you want me to do? Go to the hallway.

You hocked something up your throat and you like swished it in your mouth. I did not swish it. Because I gagged and you got mad that I gagged. And I said, there's literally mucus in your mouth while you're talking. It was disgusting.

It's one of those moments where you don't blow it out your nose. You kind of snort it in. No, I know. And then you hit him with the, just to make sure you get it off.

But you were also mid-sentence, and we could hear it in your mouth.

Landed the free. Pulling a hot tour.

Hot tour.

Get on it. This is Mojo in the Morning.

This happened at 5.50 in the morning. This was like before the show had even started. The craziest way to wake up in here is not by your coffee, but by the reaction of, am I going to projectile vomit on my coworkers right now?

There's no way I'm going to walk out of the studio every time I got to blow my nose. I have no idea what y'all are talking about.

Well, that's okay. You can then pick it up at a later time. No, that's weird. No, it's not to be fair. Instead, we're in a heartbreaking moment. Oh, we're...

At least I scoot away. Half of the time, I'm in the room, and I don't know what's going on.

So you almost... You almost...

Almost threw up yesterday.

Really? So I... Tracy Morgan. You almost pulled a Tracy Morgan?

I'm not going to lie and say it was food poisoning. I did bust down two chicken sandwiches, though. I'm air fry poppy love my air fryer I make an incredible chicken tenderloin and an incredible chicken breast my seasoning is to die for I've been working with honey now and doing like a little honey glaze over you're like chipotle Mike's hot honey Mike's hot honey I might be able to make my own a little red hot with the honey and mix it up and kind of do it my way listen Kev's hot honey gonna be the one all right that bell out honey um so doing that right and And I can overeat sometimes, you know, and the chicken breast is like, it's a thick one, too. Big boy. Two C's. Two C's might be freedom. I cut it in half because it was so large. And then I'm like, oh, I could make a chicken sandwich instead of doing the chicken salad. I got the sesame seed buns. Matter of fact, let's throw some cheese on top, throw it in the microwave for a good minute. Let it melt down. You know what I'm saying? I was in that type of bag. Finished them. Then I was like, oh, I got some Don Julio and Ajo still sitting over there. That was the problem. All of a sudden, I get like this going on in my stomach where I almost threw up. Didn't throw up, though. And I'm glad because the last time I threw up, it was like the worst experience of my life. It was actually the night of my party that y'all came to. Oh, yeah, yeah. I was so faded that night. Yes, you were. Oh, my God.

You're questioning that?

Did I drink that?

Oh, yeah, he was bad.

Look, and Zach stayed the whole time, so Zach probably saw it really escalate. It got to the point where-

Where did you throw up?

I threw up in the bed, but I had a shoebox that I threw up in the bed. Oh, my God. Because I had some loose shoes that I wore, and I couldn't get out the bed, and I'm not going to throw up in my bed. So I saw the shoebox, and I'm like, bed, this is sealed.

Okay, actually, that's smart. You know what I mean? No, it's not. No, that is smart.

So it's an empty shoebox. You threw it up in it. And then did you put the lid back on? Yeah, of course. had the clothes that still had the paper in there so I'm not thinking it's going to seep through the cardboard onto the carpet I thought that was a good idea it held to the morning and then we destroyed it

wow there's nothing worse and by the way the worst in the world is you don't know where to throw up I don't know when

the last time any of our listeners have ever thrown up but uh it's the worst the worst people who throw up are for some reason the people who think if they put their hand over their mouth it's gonna it'll like and then you see it coming through their fingers like oh my god no no worse than that are the people who think while they're driving down a freeway they can throw up and it's not going to come right back at them no you ever see that no i hope i never ever do the worst is

me because i'm the confident drunk puker so my brother had a brand new car at the time he picked me up from the bar I'm wasted and uh I force him to stop at Taco Bell as one does we had just gotten our food and I knew I had a vomit and I'm like can't puke in the car it's a it still smells like new car like cannot puke in this car and so I go I don't have this and he's like I'll pull over I'm like no need and I took I took the lid off of my full Baja blast did not dump out the Baja blast because why would I? That's going to fill the void that I'm about to empty in my stomach. Flipped the lid over, right? So thin plastic lid. I went, I'll catch it in here. No. Didn't work, by the way.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Text is 95500. Do you guys ever throw up at school? Oh, yeah.

And they had to bring out the sawdust.

You become known as that kid, too, the rest of the school year.

That happened to Lucy last week when we were experiencing Noro. It's the worst. She didn't care about not feeling well. She felt bad about everybody seeing, like, her being the one that's the worst.

That's the worst. Alpha Sheldon threw up at school before. What's up, Sarah? Hi.

Hey, good morning. So this was back when I had COVID a few years ago. I was running to the bathroom, which was, like, maybe, like, 15 feet away from my bedroom. And I was like, okay, I'm just going to catch it because I feel it coming. So I was running down the hallway, and at the time that I got to the threshold, I vomited. It projectiles back into my face and went onto the counter. My mom was standing there, and she was like, you look like the cousin It with just your hair in your face. And she's like, I had no clue whether to laugh or to cry with you. She's like, I just, it was the funniest thing I've ever done. Like, it was disgusting, but it was very funny.

The worst times is when you have to do that during that time. What's going on, Liz? Hi.

Hi. I actually was saying that if you keep a Kroger bag in your car, I was driving home from BG one time and I was hungover. the next morning, I put the handles around my ears, and then every time I had to throw up, I would just open the bag and look down. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

Kind of smart. Do you keep that in your car just for that reason, huh?

I keep broker bags in my car just for that reason, yeah.

Wow. That is pretty amazing. That is kind of smart. It's almost like your own, like, airplane vomit bag or whatever that they have. What's up, Nicole?

Hi, how are you?

We're good. What's going on, Nicole?

So, my husband had been drinking, so I was DDing, and I had just started Ozembeck, and I threw up all over the inside of my car while I was driving. My car felt like vomit for weeks. It was, like, in my vents and everything.

In the vents. You can't even tell.

Yeah, I got home, and I got naked in the backyard because I didn't even want to bring

it, like, into the house.

I threw everything in the garbage.

Did you hose off then after that, or what'd you do?

No, I ran to the bathroom to clean off. But, no, I was naked in the backyard because all of my clothes. My daughter is laughing in the back because she remembers.

Thank God no neighbors saw that. That would be bad.

No neighbors. No neighbors, thank God. Well, I mean, we did have neighbors, but they were too busy doing other things. It was Easter, so.

They're doing their Easter egg hunt in the backyard. There's a naked neighbor. Bree, this is a perfect place to get sick because you had the right accompaniment. What happened?

uh so i didn't know i was pregnant at the time i didn't find out two months later but i was at the movie theater with one of my friends watching the new paranormal activity and i think it was emotion of the movie that got me and i started throwing up while sitting in the movie theater and i had to grab a cup it was an empty pop cup next to me and i started puking in that and then i had a second to get up and as soon as i walked out i started puking on my way to the bathroom and then again in the bathroom oh my god it was the worst there was a

whole trail of it those buckets by the way though are are perfect for it isn't it oh it wasn't even

a bucket it was like a cup like a cup that you would put pop or water in oh no yeah because i

was gonna say those big old buckets that would be great ones uh you were talking about catching it in your hand how about thinking that your clothes are gonna stop it

Wendy, are you there?

Yeah.

Hi. Where'd you do it?

Hi.

Hi.

Well, I was at a house party, and I was maybe trying to hook up with someone and couldn't quite find the bathroom, so I puked in the sleeve of my winter jacket while I was wearing it. Oh.

Yeah. We asked.

Yep.

Here's the biggest question. Did you guys get to hook up?

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