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details. Moto Casino. America's social casino. All right. Mojo on the morning show. I went out and drank way too heavily on Friday. It was one of those. Did you really? Oh, it was bad. Why? Yeah, it was crazy. We had fun. It was a good day. It was like one of our last 70 degree days. It It was nice weather.

Oh, so you weren't like celebrating anything?

No, I drank. I drank drinking or golfing. And then after I got done golfing, got invited over to my friend's bar garage. The guy has a, he has a garage that has a full bar in it. And I'm like, I'm talking to you guys. It is, it's honest, it's honestly crazy. Is it like his man cave country? It's, it's kind of his man cave. Let me see if I have a video or picture of it. I think I took, I took a video and let me see if there's anything here just so you guys can see it. So this is what his, his, his garage looks like. All right. So he's got, let's see. Now all you see is a crazy drunk Asian guy dancing behind me. Um, it's cool. It's let's just put it this way. Trust me. It's really cool. You walk into it. It's got a big old bar and sign and everything like that. And he's got his, you know, cars pulled out of it. He's got, it looks really nice. after we get done drinking and we're drinking heavily and he's like pouring crazy shots and the guys were drinking the girls were not drinking so the girls were the designated drivers we get done drinking that night we're walking out of his house and to say goodbye and as we're saying goodbye have you guys ever in your life ever witnessed a fist fight between two people oh yeah you have oh did you ever want to know what started the fist fight yeah of course okay and did you ever ask what started this fist fight only to go are you kidding me that's what almost started or that's what started the fist fight yes because usually it's just two drunk guys you want to know what almost started a fist fight and i'm only going to share this with you if you call us up and tell us what's the dumbest thing that started a fist fight okay 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 so we're walking out of the place and the guy who's throwing the the party i'll keep guys nameless on this one. The guy who's throwing the party saying goodbye and the other guy that was there that was drunk says to the guy throwing the party, you got ugly arborvitaes.

Wait, what? You are joking me.

No. He basically said that your arborvitaes are ugly or something like that.

They're a plant. They're a bush. Here's the thing. As a former

homeowner, I really

cared about what people thought about how my house was presented. Don't insult my home.

You're art provided. That's by the way, that's how a fight gets started in Oakland County.

I think this is super valid. I get it.

There is no way. That man was already on the edge.

sent him over don't talk about my plants he he insulted his arborvitaes and how dare you insult my that's like insulting my wife matter of fact you can insult my wife don't insult my arborvitae i take care of myself be honest uh they were by the way they were i was drunk but i had stopped way before that let me show you how drunk people okay honestly though i give props to

this guy that he knew Arborvitae's and said it drunk. How were they?

How were the Arborvitae's?

Did he chop off the top of them to make them

flat all the way across? No, I was so impressed Shannon with the bar, I didn't even look at the Arborvitae's.

You still haven't sent us pictures of the bar.

No, this is, so I'll send you guys

this. Say it how he said it though. Arborvitae's. He said it crystal clear. Actually, I'm going to

send you guys a video. This is a video of the dancing agent.

That's Mojo's screaming. That's Mojo's voice.

What is that, a burrito in his hands?

This is in the garage? That was in the garage. It looked like a legit bar. Isn't that unbelievable?

You guys are actually like 21-year-old girls. We were. Dancing, but the dance is just that knee bounce. And the tongue is out.

Now, here's the... I want to see more. I want to see Darvon. Here's the greatest. I sent the video to Misfit Victor and Victor put this in there.

October 11th, October 12th and 13th and 14th. I was intoxicated. I drank all of those days. I drank.

Did you remember that movie?

Is that guy in the Halloween costume or is that the shirt he was actually? No, that's the shirt.

That's Mooner, by the way. Mooner is the team videographer for his son's hockey team. I've never said Arborvitae's before. Isn't that great? Alex, what caused the fight?

So my husband and the best man got in a fist fight at our wedding in June because the best man told my husband to shut the F up.

Oh, shut the F up. Why did he tell him to shut the F up?

I have no idea. There was just a lot of alcohol involved.

a lot of alcohol but i see shut the f up would cause me to get in more of a fight than you have don't you dare tell me how what uh shut up what's up jay how you doing hey how you doing how are you good what's the craziest reason why a fist fight broke out so it actually involved me

but i used to go to i used to live in fort wayne and i had a buddy black who we would go to peanuts It's at Wrigley's. I can't remember which one it was, and we drink a lot. Well, the one day, I thought he passed out in the bathroom, but he wasn't coming out for a while, and we had a whole group of us hanging out there, and so I thought he passed out in there, and we were trashed, so I kicked in the saw door in the bathroom. What, Chabato, are you okay, homie? Yeah, he was good. Needless to say, the bouncers kicked us out, and we got into a fight. I got into a fight with them.

You ever notice that when bouncers kick you out, they know the fight's about to begin inside the bar? Yeah. They don't mind if the fight is in the parking lot, though. You know? They don't care if the fight's in the parking lot. No, they really don't.

Yeah. They said, all right, there you go.

As long as you guys don't break glasses or, you know, break things around the bar, they'll let you hit cars and all the rest of that stuff. Sending you on your way.

They don't mind. They love it.

Appreciate you. By the way, question for you. How are your arborvities?

How are what? Exactly.

thank you um i i gotta be quite honest with you i don't know if i even recognized that the guy had plants i was that drunk on friday michelle what's up hey guys good morning um just sharing

a story i have worked in a restaurant years ago and had two co-workers and one had kept snacks and kind of a community area but like in a locker type space and another co-worker had taken it. It was around Easter. It was one of those Snickers that are in the shape of an egg. And he approached him and it got verbally aggressive. And then the one guy threw a quarter at him and said, here, here's for your Snickers egg. And then they started brawling.

I would fight over a Snickers egg because they're better than the regular Snickers. They've got more insides in them.

Right. They are delicious.

They are. Irony. What is this, Snickers? That's the irony. Isn't it supposed to be that? You're not you when you're hungry. A Snickers gets rid of the anger. Lauren, what's up? Angry.

First time, long time. Hey there! Lauren's on the phone!

What's going on?

Oh, set the scene at St. Patrick's Day. We're all drinking.

bar hop in and um the one guy that's with us is just taking forever to finish his drink so he says you know we'll leave after this drink but it's just never going down my husband grabs the drink and slams it and was like all right we can leave he grabs another drink from the bar and throws it in my husband's face they end up wrestling around he breaks his legs no way he ended up having surgery and everything from a broken ankle you are drunk

Get a tissue level.

Wait, is this a week for you to sober up to give you surgery?

I think so. I don't think they can. Yeah. I think you have to, like, live. They can't even give you pain meds because you had so much alcohol in you. Lisa, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey, we're talking about the craziest reason. First time long time.

Hey there. Lisa's on the phone.

You know what we're talking about. Go ahead.

Yeah, so I work at a restaurant, and this was a busy night, real busy. there was tons of food in the window and everybody was taking out their food to the table and this one guy took the wrong food out to the other table went and chased him out to the table, literally started a fight with him, started punching each other. I'm like, are you guys kidding me? This is food. Like, we can just remake it. It was horrible. I mean, we had to close down for an hour. People were just like

a mess. Over the wrong food being eaten. There had to be more to some of the stories. Like, you guys said like there has to be something that pushes it to the next level because you just don't think that somebody just getting the wrong food would make you go and just punch somebody but now this would make me fight lincoln yes hey lincoln we're talking about what caused the fist

fight yeah uh my my dad's like a super mature dude i've never seen him upset but he loves his dog and uh some dude just said his dog had a stupid smile i've never seen him get so upset

was it a complete stranger or was it just some guy no it was my dad it was my dad's buddy that

he works with he's uh my dad's a logger up in northern michigan it was like one of my dad's

employees so he said your dog has a stupid smile and your dad beat his ass no he didn't they didn't

in a fight uh he was the closest i've ever seen punching a dude but i was told he did get up in

his face that's the correct response wait what did he say to him it was he was just pissed he's

like don't talk about my dog like i don't remember that's how lydia is with pablo if you if you tell her that her dog looks kind of dumb she will go off i love pablo thanks all right mojo in the morning. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Chumba. Jump in at Chumbacasino.com. Let's Chumba.

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