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up because i think this is important and i think i mention it every now and again but i don't think our listeners sometimes might understand exactly what i'm talking about it might be going right over your head i just looked at mojo in the morning on the iheart radio app so our podcast and it's listed as mojo in the morning it's got a nice little picture of all of us and you can actually put it to auto download so it auto just sends right to your you know your phone and you first got to follow us and then do auto download i just looked at this the throwback throwdown is already podcast from today. If you, if, and it was earlier this hour. So that means that if you miss Mojo in the morning, like if you tune in and it's normally like at whatever time and you go, crap, I'm late today and I missed this instead of waiting until this afternoon or, you know, this evening and listening back to the show, listen to it while you're driving. No offense. Sometimes we get into stuff that you may not be that interested in. And instead of you turning to the radio station to go to somewhere else to see what's on, I want you to listen to good stuff that happened earlier this morning. You can listen to our podcast as the show goes on. We podcast it as it goes on. And it gives you an opportunity to be able to catch up on the show. If you want to hear what the 630 Dirty was, go listen to the 630 Dirty, but you can listen to it at 851.

And once you follow us, once something's podcasted, it'll give you a little alert. Hey, there's something new to listen to.

I will say this, that I find the iHeartRadio app to be the best as far as, and I'm not saying this just because it's us, but it's the quickest to upload. And so that's great. So whatever you listen on, we're fine with that. But hopefully iHeartRadio. So listen to the show as the show goes on. And then this is another thing. Like, I know you, you know, you love us because, you know, why wouldn't you? Over the weekend, when you're bored and there's no football on this weekend, except for two-hand touch football or flag football in the AFC and NFC Pro Bowl, the dumbest thing ever, catch up on the show and the stuff that you missed through the week. So actually do binge Mojo in the morning listening and check out what we got going on. So download the podcast and do all that stuff. Somebody said something to me. They're like, man, I just, you know, I got to listen to that War of the Roses again, or I got to hear this scam again, or I want to play it for friends. And they said, but then there are some times where I just go, yeah, you know, I'm going to listen to you guys later. And then I get stacked up and stuff like that with, you know, your podcast, and I don't get a chance to listen to them. And I said, that's the beauty of the podcast is that you can listen to it when you want to. But our boss, Tony, brought this up to us. He's a freaking genius. That guy is a GD genius. He said, the majority of the people that want to listen to your show typically are morning and midday, you know, right when the show is going on. Why are we waiting to podcast until, you know, that afternoon or evening thinking that it's going to take away from their listenership?

them the opportunity to listen to the thing it used to be back in the day and radio ratings wise if they didn't listen that morning we didn't even you know get ratings off of the whole deal yeah well now here's the deal you can listen to us anytime we want because we got bad ratings anyway

you know you know my friend tim does here's a hack for you love love tim he's my buddy download the podcast and then when we go into commercials on live radio he'll listen to a segment that was earlier in the morning that he missed and then when that's over comes back to

live radio i like never ever hear commercials tim don't do that support the advertisers that listen to us tim wink wink how about this when i play when i play another bad taylor swift song then you can listen to it i didn't say i would ever do that i'm just saying well tim he does Tim's an a-hole. No, but honestly, you listen when you want to. And the other thing, too, is, you know what? One of the things, somebody else asked me a question. I can't remember who the listener was, but I ran into them earlier this week. And they said, I love you guys. I would go to war for you guys. I would battle for you guys because they've been listening to the show for a while. And they've heard a lot of the stuff that we've done in all of our communities. and they just really appreciate the stuff we do. And I said to them, I go, do me a favor. There's two things. Listen to this radio show when you have an opportunity to or at least tell people you listen. I don't even care. Just say, hey, I listen to Mojo in the morning, even if you don't listen. And support our advertisers because, honestly, without them, we don't have jobs. So that's it. And buy Girl Scout cookies from our kids. That's number three.

Oh, yeah, when do my cookies come in?

I don't know. I have to look. We're already done selling, but I don't know when they come in.

Mike, Cecily, did she do good on her? So if I'm being very honest, last year I kind of helped her a little bit, even though I was told not to. A little bit. Yeah, yeah. So she had a big number to kind of do this year. Yeah. And so to do what you're supposed to do with it, I stepped away and let her do it on her own, and I think she's – she can't hear me. I think she's bombing, like, really bad. But she has to.

We got to come to her aid. You need to tell us where we buy.

I don't know that I want that because she's got to let her learn her lesson. Yeah, she's not doing anything.

I did the same thing this year. Did you? Yep. Uncle Mojo and Aunt Chelsea are coming to the rescue. No, she needs to learn. No, no.

February 12th, Spike.

We will. Literally just got it. Thank you.

Anyone need any? I'm going to sell them for $5 a box when they come in.

Maria, what's up?

Hi, Mojo. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

I just wanted to let you know that I listen to Mojo in the morning like 24-7. So if anybody ever gets in my car, they're like, what the heck? I'm like, yeah, the podcast is on. I missed, I had a meeting, you know, last week in the morning. So now I'm catching up on stuff from last week. I never miss. Thank you.

Wow, that's awesome. Thank you.

I really do appreciate that. Yeah.

Love you for that, Maria. Thank you so much.

Of course. Thank you guys for bringing joy to everybody every day.

Oh, that's very nice of you to say that. Thank you so much. Thanks for listening We have Hold on A celebrity is on line number one Hi mom

Hi Mojo Oh my god stop Don't call me mom

Ladies and gentlemen on the phone with us

Is the crazy

Chaldean mom This is Nicole's mom

Don't call me How you doing I'm okay Hey, how are you guys?

I'm good. You know what? It was nice to FaceTime you, what, two weeks ago or something? I don't know what it was.

Yeah. You know, you can't get away from these people. You know, you have to eat, and here comes Nicole bothering the heck out of you.

You know what, though? I will say this to you. You got a beautiful daughter, and that guy that she's with, her fiancé, is a nice guy, too.

Thank you. I'm very blessed. I thank God a million times I have great kids And I thank you Oh my God Isha Omari, I'm Omari Yusuf And I brought him up There really pain and supper

Yes

Oh my God Thank God she made my call He's a good white boy

You know what Every now and again a Chaldean girl Needs to be with a white boy Right

Yeah, well, I still keep an eye on him to make sure he's taking care of Nicole and my two babies. That's right.

So are you just calling to say hi and good morning? Is that what we get this honor on?

I want to congratulate Shannon on her engagement. Thank you.

They're all the best in the world.

She's marrying a white boy, too.

Yeah, fine. Congratulations to everybody. You know, this is life. You know, you have to move on sometimes. And I wish you guys all the good luck in your family so they can all get along good.

We love you. Love you so much. Thank you, Mom. Crazy Chaldean Mom. Thank you so much for calling. God love you

Have a great weekend That's the other thing too with the podcast

You can actually go back and listen to the five lies

You want to win some money You don't know how to text

to win? Do you not have a phone that you can just text on? You don't know how to do that?

Well, you know, I don't know how to do it. I'm like, Nicole, damn it, I need some dough to do it.

Hold on a second.

I don't know how to do it.

No, no, hold on a second here. We're going to... Let me get Nicole here. Where is she at? Here you go.

Oh, she's at work. We can't bother her.

No, no, no. She can talk to us.

What does she do? What does Nicole do for a living?

What does Nicole do for a living?

Oh, God knows what she does for a living. She works for fantastic people.

Yeah. Hold on.

Hello?

Nicole?

Hello?

It's Mojo.

Hi.

Hi, Mojo.

Hey, your mom won't stop bothering us here.

Oh, my God. We started it. What did we start here?

What a problem. She's on the phone right now And she's wanting to Say hello to us And now I can't get her off the phone She says that she

Nicole

She says that she doesn't know how To win anything because she doesn't know how to text

Oh no she knows how to text She blows up my phone all day

So why is she telling us that she can't text

But I don't know how When they go to win the money

Well we tell you when We tell you when to text Matter of fact, at 9, 10, and 10, 10, every morning, we give you a chance to win $1,000 there.

Yeah, man. I'm going to try to get to know. I'm going to let Nicole teach me. Otherwise, I'm not watching the kids this weekend.

What in the world, Nicole, does mom do all day? Did she just sit at home all day and watch, you know?

No. Mommy cleans Nicole's house. She babysits. I do for other people. I don't sit home. I like to be busy all the time.

Really? Is that right, Nicole?

Oh, yeah. Yesterday she came over. She made me dinner. I had dinner ready. She cleaned my house. Oh, my gosh.

What does mom do for fun? I've always wanted to know what mom...

No.

That everybody dumped that. Yeah. Don't curse on the radio. No. No, I love it. Nicole just told us that her mom... Don't call me shit. Yeah. No. Yeah, you can't swear on the radio. But, no, no. Here's the deal. You know what then We'll get you a limo ride Maybe we had a snafu

No no no she's got to earn it She's got to earn that We're going to have to scam her again at some point

We have a new official limo company Of the Mojo in the Morning Show Top notch party bus and limousine So we're going to call up Who's the guy over there that owns that place Ramon You got to really shout out Lori She runs the place I use that for my daughter's prom Here's a deal mom You gotta earn it So we're gonna make you earn it right now We're gonna make you earn it right now I want you to text Me right now Alright At 95500 Okay

95500 95500

The word That you love to say That I can't say on the radio

What's your favorite word grandma

Don't say it Just text it Text it to me And if I see it on this thing The moment I see it up on our screen here We're going to get you that prize

Mojo Mojo She's been so good to me She's getting me scratch outs I love scratch outs I love scratch outs too

All right, forget the limo. We'll just get a few lottery tickets. Hold on. We're waiting. When's it coming in?

She doesn't know how to do spaces, so she uses periods. And so every word has a period after. So you'll have to put together. It's like decoding.

We're waiting for it

95500 Have you sent it yet?

Hold on And what do I do? I don't know how to do it

Everybody else is texting us The dirty word

Yeah I'm at Tony's house now I'm in I just get to my son's house Do you know that you're on the air right now or no? Yeah

Of course you do come on

can you do it you sure I'm letting

Did you do it? No, I did not.

Oh, my gosh. It's going to be seven weeks.

Nicole, I'm going to get your mom that limo just for the sake that she's going to call nonstop to complain that she never got the thing.

Mojo, I've been hearing her complain for, how many years was that? Eight years ago? Yeah, yeah. She tells me, she goes, after all that, I've never got my limo right. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, Grandma.

Well, no, she got it. It's just she never texts back the info we needed to get.

Oh, yeah, she claims they never called her Spike. Oh, no.

I don't know. I don't know.

Grandma is an old school. She don't know how to text and does that.

All right. Well, listen, Mom, one last thing. You ready? Here we go.

Bye.

Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye. Nicole, will you play this at your wedding to that white boy?

Yes, and you guys are all right. Yeah, we're going to play with that white boy, hopefully.

What's that? Yes, are we all invited, Nicole, Lydia, and the entire crew?

Oh, for sure. You guys are all invited. But Mojo, ask Grandma how long it took her to be nice to the white boy.

I can only imagine. How long did it take you to be nice to the white boy there, Grandma?

Oh, he's still, you know, on probation yet.

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