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Crazy Chaldean Nicole
Mojo In The Morning

Crazy Chaldean Nicole

from Mojo In The Morning

January 17, 2023 | 00:09:25 | Leisure

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00:02:04 - 00:03:13 | Speaker 6:

You know what I did on Friday? So when we got canceled, when our Delta canceled my flight, Chelsea's like, you know what we're going to do instead? We're going to go out and we are celebrating a big day. And we're going to do something kind of fun. So Friday was my heart-aversary. And, um, Chelsea and I decided that, uh, and this was after we went out on Friday, we are going to do something Friday or I'm sorry, not Friday, but January the 13th, every single year and make it even better than like a birthday because it was such a big day for both of us. I mean, it was a big day for me, obviously having open heart surgery, but huge day for her, you know, trying to keep everything together and then get me, uh, healed up and stuff. So we decided that we were going to go out and we were going to celebrate that big day by me eating a big piece of steak. So we celebrated the heart-aversary by going out to eat. And we ended up going to a place that I honestly have been to like one time in the past, like a long time ago. And I always forget how good it is. And it's right by my house. But there's a steak place right by my house called Prime 29. It was so good.

00:03:14 - 00:03:15 | Speaker 3:

Oh, I always pass that place.

00:03:15 - 00:03:38 | Speaker 6:

It's wild. Honestly, it's funny because you always think of steak places and sometimes people will think of really fancy, nice steak places like Ruth Chris and Ocean Primes and Capital Grills and stuff like that. This place is right by my house. It's really good. Mike, it reminds me of the Chop House in Grand Rapids that I love so much.

00:03:38 - 00:03:39 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, that place is really good.

00:03:39 - 00:03:58 | Speaker 6:

Which is such a good place. But I ended up bumping into a Mojo in the Morning misfit slash person that was part of the best history of this radio show. Do you guys remember the Mojo in the Morning five lies to tell your mom where we called the Chaldean mom?

00:03:58 - 00:04:01 | Speaker 5:

Don't call me mom. Remember that? Yes.

00:04:01 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 6:

I didn't run into her, but I ran into Nicole, who is her daughter, who was the one that made us do the call. Do you lost your mind? Yes, I did.

00:04:11 - 00:04:16 | Speaker 2:

I did, Mom. I bumped into Nicole somewhere. I forget where it was. Did you? She's such a sweetheart. Yeah.

00:04:16 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 6:

Nicole, where did you bump into Spike?

00:04:19 - 00:04:21 | Speaker 1:

I don't, Spike, I don't remember you. I only care about Mojo.

00:04:22 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 2:

You know what, then? It must have been one of the other crazy Chaldean moms we've had on.

00:04:27 - 00:04:27 | Speaker 6:

This one is.

00:04:27 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 4:

No, no, I remember being psyched, too. At some point, I don't remember where it was.

00:04:31 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Can I tell you something about Nicole? First off, let me just say this. That is the best five lies tell your mom in the history of five lies tell your moms. It went viral. around the world it's so good your mother is hysterically funny in there she gets all crazy and then yusuf jumps on right and uh and and towards the end which which is the alias that and she gets so mad don't you don't effing call me mom you know that

00:05:00 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 2:

deal she even got to a point where she started praying remember we we said the whole premise

00:05:12 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 1:

of it you know i should play that this week sometime um oh my god so good uh we said we had nicole call her up and say that you were going to be quitting school and you were going to be becoming a reality star or something wasn't it or what was it no it was it was that i was going

00:05:28 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 2:

away with a guy to Cancun. That's it. That's it.

00:05:32 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 1:

And she said that you were going to be like, what's her name? Jodi Arias. Yes! But she says it funny. Doesn't she? Jodi Arias.

00:05:43 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 2:

I love her. Oh, she feels crazy.

00:05:48 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 1:

So, Nicole, so Chelsea and I are getting ready to finish our dinner and Nicole stands up and she's like, I don't want to be embarrassed. She didn't want to be embarrassing, but she was so sweet. She stands up And she goes, I listen, and when we met you, Chelsea's been, we've been talking about you all weekend. First off, you're gorgeous.

00:06:05 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

00:06:07 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 1:

And your fiance seems like such an amazing guy. He's a gentleman. What a great guy. Yes. Oh, my God. And so we talked about all stuff. But Nicole sent me, and I went back and I looked, Nicole, and I have it still. two years ago when i was in having heart surgery after i had heart surgery she sent me the nicest email that was uh basically telling me um you know how much she loves the show and you know it was so so sweet and the kind things first off the stuff that you said was i can't believe it

00:06:45 - 00:07:10 | Speaker 2:

like honestly i my kids don't even say that to me um my fiance made fun of me when i sent that email he goes i can't believe you're sending mojo an email and i was like you don't know like mojo like it's funny when you guys were talking about the celebrity stuff this morning i was like that's my mojo like i freaked out and my fiance at dinner was like nicole stop you need to calm down and i was like no it's a mojo i was like i have to go up sam i have to but it's but here's the wildest

00:07:10 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 1:

part and why i believe you know i believe god has a plan um right before you did that i don't know if you saw Chelsea and I kind of crying a little bit because we were we teared up talking about that day and she kind of you know filled me in on you know how she was really vulnerable that day like it was a bad bad day because she was worried about leaving me at the hospital after nine and a half hours of surgery she couldn't be there that's right and how how the doctor told her that Dr. Patel said you know she said oh he'll be fine and she goes well he goes there is a chance that something could happen and that was all she thought about when she was driving down m14 from ann arbor and um we decided that we're going to make this a special day in our in our two lives in our relationship and then all of a sudden nicole comes over and she talked about that day which was amazing so i feel i feel like it was fate that i ran into it was i couldn't believe

00:08:07 - 00:09:24 | Speaker 2:

that was your heart anniversary whatever you call it but i could not believe it because literally two years ago, I sent you that letter and it was all about going into your heart surgery. And I was telling you how much you have really touched me in my life. And, um, you know, it's, it's weird to say because you are on the air and you're, you know, you've never met me, but it's crazy how much you impact my daily life. And, um, and I know everyone, like people may think that's crazy, but like in my letter to you, in my email to you, I said, like in my darkest days, I would always, like, I had leukemia when I was 14 and I would, on my way to chemo treatment, I would turn on mojo in the morning and my mom would be driving we would listen to mojo and that was like my 15 minutes of my escape on the way to the highway i'm on the way to the hospital every morning and then like during my divorce like i would be crying on my way to work and i was in like the darkest place and i would turn on mojo in the morning and i would get my mind off of it and i was going to work with like feeling better and every time in my in my darkest days in my life you've always been there on the radio for me um to get me through it and to get my mind off of it and you've been such a huge impact on my life and in my email I thought I was like man I can take COVID and I can take all this but I cannot take losing you mojo like that's where I'm drawing the line I can deal with all that but I cannot deal with losing you mojo and I want you to know how special you are in my

00:09:24 - 00:09:52 | Speaker 1:

life at that time you're special to us and and thank you by the way for that those words those are beautiful um we called up Nicole's mom yes that was the best and she she picks up the phone And I, I said, uh, Nicole's mom, you know, it talked and she's like, yeah, don't call me. She's like, you know, but she was so funny. Your mom is, how does your mom have the energy? Holy crap.

00:09:52 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 2:

I know she's crazy. And she's like that 24 seven, literally 24 seven. Anytime you call her, she's crazy.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 1:

Well.

00:10:00 - 00:10:02 | Speaker 3:

Did you guys set a date? You and your fiancé set a date?

00:10:04 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 2:

No, maybe this summer or next summer. We're still trying to figure it out. It's not that easy in the Kelvian world.

00:10:09 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 3:

Let us know. Seriously, let Chelsea and I know. We really want to know. We fell in love seeing you in person. Oh, my God.

00:10:17 - 00:10:19 | Speaker 2:

I know my fiancé was like, man, we could have hung out with them and had dinner.

00:10:20 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 3:

Seriously. Oh, Mojo would have totally invited you over, too. I honestly would love to meet you guys out sometime and get to know your fiancé more, okay? And you more.

00:10:32 - 00:10:35 | Speaker 2:

You're going to have to come to our wedding. Oh, my gosh. I would love it. He just invited himself.

00:10:35 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 3:

The beauty of a Chaldean wedding, and I don't know if you're going to do this wedding this way, but the beauty of a Chaldean wedding is there's so many people there, you never know when somebody leaves. I can do my—

00:10:47 - 00:10:48 | Speaker 2:

You can ask goodbye, no problem.

00:10:48 - 00:10:53 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, exactly. Oh, where did he go? Oh, all right. Well, listen, I love you.

00:10:53 - 00:10:57 | Speaker 2:

Exactly. Love you, love you, love you. Thank you. I'm so excited. Thank you, Mojo.

00:10:58 - 00:11:02 | Speaker 3:

And I'll tell you what we'll do is we'll get that five lies on and so people can hear it.

00:11:02 - 00:11:05 | Speaker 2:

We need to do a second. We need to do a second one.

00:11:05 - 00:11:06 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my God. We can get her again.

00:11:06 - 00:11:07 | Speaker 2:

We can get her again.

00:11:07 - 00:11:09 | Speaker 3:

Do you honestly think maybe something with the wedding?

00:11:09 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 2:

Yes. I told you. I think at one point I emailed because we were supposed to do a second was when Rachel was around. And we were going to do one where I called and, like, I actually pulled over and she lies for me. And she'll lie. No problem. She'll do it. Oh, my God. Well, let's figure it out. We'll figure it out.

00:11:23 - 00:11:28 | Speaker 3:

We'll figure it out. I love you, Nicole. Take care of yourself. All right, love you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Goodbye.

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