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all right it is mojo in the morning we're commercial free right now so i got a phone call from a uh a buddy of mine yesterday and uh we you know have mutual uh friends a group of us and we all have kids kind of similar age mine's closest though to his and he's got a son that um just graduated from high school last year and just finishing up his freshman year of college And we were on the phone having a discussion when he informed me that he had a dad moment that he needed a little advice on. His son was home for spring break, and he went up to his son's room because he wanted to pick up some things so that mom wouldn't get pissed that son was leaving things dirty. I do this for my kids, too, sometimes. I don't want Chelsea, like, really upset with them because they're complete slobs like me. So I'll go up to their room. I'll pick a few things up with, you know, Chelsea not knowing about it. And then she'll go, oh, my God, they really were clean. I couldn't believe how nice they kept it. Well, the problem is if I don't do that, then it's they're complete slobs like me. You know what I mean? That's worked out. Well, he came across something that he probably wishes that he never would have seen ever in his son's room. his son has, and I got to be really careful because I know you have kids in the car and I totally got it. His son has a pocket pee.

Stop it.

Yes. Oh. So he found a toy that his son has in the room. And he said to me how mortified he was that he ended up finding this thing and did not know what exactly to do. And, of course, I gave him the only fatherly advice that I could possibly give him. I said, try it out. Oh, you did not say that. No, I didn't say try it out. I'm just joking. But I said to him, I go, put it down and walk right out. It's kind of like one of those things where it's like you find something, you're like, I wasn't in here at all. And then you slowly back up out of the room and you just get out of the thing. Actually, my advice was I said, cover it up With a towel or something Put something over it So that he knows that you did That you actually were probably in there But make it less obvious You can't have mom walk into that You can walk into your son's pocket pee You can't have mom walk into the pocket pee

I mean, I just don't feel like You notified the kid that I found it It's already going to be awkward

And embarrassing enough

Megan, let me just say this to you. If I were to have walked in and it was my son's, you know, Joe, Jacob, or Luke, I'll spread the wealth out among all of them. Because if I pinpoint one of them out, they're going to be like, Dad, I don't have a pocket pee. Why would you do that? But if I walked into Joe's room.

It would be that dirty son of a bee And if I walked in and saw the pocket pee I would put something I would not want Chelsea to see it Because my reaction to it is one thing Chelsea's reaction to it Would be another thing That would be the thing that would be mortifying to her

I would use it like a puppet And then tell them Hey you should hide this better

By the way It's funny I have never actually visually seen one out of a box I've seen one in a box Because remember when we had the people from Lovers Lane do the promotion with us? Yes. They sent over gifts for everybody. The gift that they chose for me was a pocket pee.

Really?

My pocket pee ended up going on the freebie table.

No.

Somebody in the office walked away with a pocket pee. What would you do as a parent? Okay, here's a question. What would you do as a parent if you walked into your child's room and saw your child's, you know, device or toys or whatever? I mean, I'm sure there's parents that walk in all the time and see, you know, weed and things like that.

I mean, I would have done the same thing that you told your buddy to do. Just, you know, it's not hurting anybody. It's not hurting them. That is their private thing. And I don't want to have a conversation about it. So I would have just left it there and walked out.

I'll be honest with you. I'd be proud if my son had one. I know it sounds weird. People probably look at me differently. And listen, I'm a Christian Catholic man, whatever. But I'd rather have them doing that than going out and doing something else.

Taking care of yourself is healthy and it's normal and it's a part of human sexuality. So if you're going to – you don't want a child to feel shameful about it because it's very normal.

I'd rather walk in and find my kid's pocket pee than find opioids or something like that. You know what I mean? Sherry, hello.

Hi, Mojo.

Hi, Sherry. What's going on?

Here's how I feel about it. It's better to have a pocket pee than a real pee because you can't get that pregnant.

Believe me, that is so true. Thank you for the call.

I have a teenage child, so I get it.

Yeah. Have you ever walked in and saw stuff in their room?

No, but my nephews went through his phone one time and found several Pornhub searches, and I said, I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

Yeah. No, I get it. Yeah.

I'd rather that than the real thing.

Yep. Thank you for the call. Michelle, what's going on?

Good morning.

Good morning, Michelle. What's happening?

So my son just turned 16, and one day, just out of the blue, he texted me about getting a pocket fee. And I'm like, okay, well, not a discussion I really want to have, but okay. So I'm like, I don't know what to order. Like, you just tell me. He sent me the photo, everything, and I ordered it. I just put it in his room and thought, okay.

I'm shocked that he asked you to buy it for him.

You know what? I'm not because my kids are very vocal.

Okay.

Tell me everything. So I'm actually not But it is kind of like You know when you hear those things And you know he's inquisitive Which again is fine too

I mean that's a testament to you as a mom Yeah for having that relationship with him

I would have never talked to my parents About anything like that

Heck no even today I wouldn't

No right Seriously so yeah So he did he asked for it And I ordered it And you know like whatever So he's very open about it

I couldn't even get my mom to get me a Nintendo 64

What's going on Tiffany?

Hi I actually It was not a pocket key but it was a device And I caught Them using it So I ended up just going and buying them Their own so they do not use mine

I like that

Oh boy

You caught them Oh boy How old is your son?

14

Oh no, my goodness

I mean, that's the age All the kids are super curious and nosy and snooping

But I would rather have them

I'd rather have them use my toothbrush Than use that Thank you for the call Wow

Thank you

What's going on, Rachel? It's Mojo in the morning

Hey, good morning

Hi

My kids are not of age yet But I've had this conversation with my husband, and I've told him, honestly, I would, in a heartbeat, buy my kids' toys and have them dating whoever left and right and look like everyone at chance or anything as teenagers. I'm like, here's your toys. Be healthy. You know, I know what it's like to be a teenager.

Here's the thing. Dad, you know, that's where dads, you know, step up with the boys. Moms step up with the girls. Have that conversation, you know?

Absolutely. My mom was.

like so cool about a lot of conversations like that but yet we never totally got to like the point of finding toys or anything but i could talk to my mom about so many things like she was the one actually wanted me at birth control at 15 she's like just in case you ever get a little experimental i'd rather have you there and so i'd rather be like just that mom like you know here my daughter you know here's this you can just keep it in private take care of it she's clean but don't let like the whole world see it like it has to be in her door or something yeah kk what's

up hey hey i totally caught my daughter with a rose in her room oh so how old your daughter she's 19 though okay so that's the only reason i didn't say anything because like i was calling myself what's a rose you you you've never heard of the rose i've never heard of the rose now i've never used it but they say that it's this oh this is life right it actually looks

It is, so you got to be careful. It looks like a rose, but it's...

Here, I'm going to Google it. I'm going to Google it. Let me just Google it, and I'll look at it, okay?

You totally Google it.

When you say you caught your daughter at age 19, you mean you just saw it in the room, or you walked in on her with it?

No, no, no. I just saw it in the room, and I covered it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Then you just let her go. Holy cow. It does it all. It does look like a rose.

It does it all, and it looks like a rose. It's kind of pretty. But you know I had to bring it up. I still had to bring it up.

Oh, no, you did?

Of course. What are you talking about?

Why would you bring it up? You want to embarrass her?

I wanted to see if she was going to lie.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, come on. Oh, mom. Oh, KK. Terrible mom. Yeah. You don't want them to feel ashamed. All right. KK, I just ordered mine, so I just want you to know. Thank you. Appreciate it. Amazon Prime coming today. It'll be dropped off by 3 o'clock.

A crusty, dusty boyfriend coming around You can blame yourself

Would you rather walk in And find your child's toy Or have what happened to Shay Shay, what happened to you?

My mother-in-law was cleaning While I was super big pregnant And she found mine and my husband's Things and threw them away

Oh no Why'd she throw them away?

She said my husband was all I needed

Oh my god

Can I ask you a question, Shay? Where did you leave them that your mother-in-law found them?

They were in a box behind my headboard.

Oh, so she was deep cleaning.

She was. She was deep diving.

She was up in my bedroom.

Yeah. Wow. Brittany walked in and found, tell everybody, who's Pocket P?

So I used to be a nanny, and so I was cleaning their room, as I would do as a nanny, and I found my bosses as I was rearranging pillows.

Oh, that's super awkward. And you just left it there, right?

Exactly where it was? Because it was like a chair type thing, and I was la, la, la, rearranging them, and my hand went in. I screamed.

Oh, my gosh.

I screamed, and I texted my friend. I was like, I'm going home. I cannot. This is the end of my day. I'm going home.

Did you ever get to look him in the eye ever again after that?

Every day, every morning, and I would just want to cry.

it's the same as 419 who texted in they were deep cleaning their dad's apartment while he was sick in the hospital and found his under the couch cushion by accident he doesn't know i found it

and he never will i'd rather find my sons than find my dad's or your bosses or your bosses right

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