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It's time now here on the Mojo in the Morning Show to recap our Daddy Daughters dance that we had. The Daddy Daughter dance on Friday was so much fun. We had such a great time with you guys. Thank you to everybody from District 142, the great people of Wyandotte for welcoming our listeners and our show. It was amazing that people literally that weren't even coming to the Daddy Daughter dance but knew that we were in their town just stopped on the street just to say hi to us. They were excited that we were coming there. Thank you to all the great people that helped us with our raffle. Our good friend Mariana from Direct Optique with a brand new location in West Bloomfield. I talked, and Shannon has talked about Direct Optique for a long time. I love them. Get the greatest glasses and contacts and anything that you need. They have a location, obviously, in Canton next to Ikea, but they just opened up a new location on Hagerty. They donated some prizes to give away. Thank you to Lucido Fine Jewelry for their amazing donations to our raffle that helped us raise, ready for this, $5,000. Is that unbelievable? For breaking and entering Christmas wish. Our good friends over at Dr. Reynolds' office, Jamie Reynolds, they gave us an unbelievable, this wedding great box, or not wedding, whitening box that was huge and great.

And then we got, we had all sorts of liquor, liquor prizes, liquor baskets from Lydia's uncle, Max Liquor in Taylor.

They were the best. First off, I wanted to, there were bourbon baskets.

Yes.

And Max Liquor over at Hall, and then of course the people over at BP, the BP on Hall and Gratchit, they donated this stuff to the Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish thing. That's what got them. That in the in-studio here on the Mojo in the Morning Show got the biggest amount of money. So that was huge. esthetica med spa donated spa packages thank you to those guys those were big uh ones too everybody wanted to get uh to be able to get the the great stuff that makes you your your face look beautiful um uh what else oh uh papa uh papa joe's donated some gift baskets we love papa joe's they were incredible those things i i wanted to take those home at the end of the night because I was starving. I was going to crack into it and just start eating whatever was inside of it. And then I think I got them all. I think I did, right? Yeah. Brittany, who did the decorating. Yeah.

It was so cool. She did an amazing job. Oh, my gosh. If you have a big event coming up, we tagged her on stuff.

Top pick collective. She was so good. and then eva and her great husband from uh three little lashes what is it called the three little lash eyes i think it is yeah three little lash eyes they did they did the balloons yeah they

did a balloon wall among other like balloon artists and stuff which was really super cool

it was such a fun night the dads were awesome

daughters were even better beautiful girls i mean the dads there was some craziness that was going on there at certain points of the night there were dads that were trying to pawn their daughters off on you like they were like on you what was a mike specifically yeah i think i've never seen a dad

hype up their or dads hype up their daughters more than i did that night like there was big sexy who was doing it all night there was the guy who was i forget his name but he had the floral company and he had like a floral flower arrangement in his beard, he kept telling me. Oh, he had a flower company? I think so. I forget the name of the company, but he kept telling me, he kept telling me, hey, tell my daughter she's sexy. Tell her she looks sexy with the flowers in her hair. And I'm like, I don't know, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. You look great. You look good.

Yeah, the one thing I overheard was somebody to Mike going, if you weren't married, I'd want you to be with my daughter. And they kept, because they love how Mike talks about his kids and talks about his family and all this stuff. And I'm like, well, he is married. Here you go. Hold on. Gave him the Heisman right in the face. But, yeah, that was cool. That was a really nice night. But this is a big one. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. We've got to do a recap of the daddy-daughter dance. Possible hookup that took place. Uh-oh, he just walked into the studio with his hands up.

My guy. Oh, yes. My guy. Intern Steve, baby.

We got headphones for you.

you're here all right so kev explain what uh what you witnessed on friday with zach our audio director otherwise known as misfit steve i know i'm waiting for zach to come back

in man hopefully all right so he's here so yeah daddy daughter dance obviously was spectacular incredible night everybody's having fun i look over to my left i see uh i'm gonna call her little sexy big sexy's daughter little sexy i'm seeing her twerking amber okay yeah she's twerking on zag everybody's having a great night not just me well this story is about you so i'm gonna i'm gonna keep it on you so we're leaving and uh i parked a little further than i guess everyone else did so kp's on her way out she's like i'll let you you know ride with me so kp drops me off to my car so we're sitting in the car recapping the night and i look out and i see big sexy and and Lil Sexy Amber walking to their car. And I'm like, hey, they're still having fun. They're still kind of raising their hand, dancing to their car. And all of a sudden, I see Zach behind them. I'm like, oh, there's Zach. He must be walking to his car. But he doesn't. He gets in their car. You didn't go to your car, though. You got in their car. And you were in there for a long time, baby. We got to know what happened.

Yeah.

Check the tapes. We got a video.

hold on hold on hold on oh we got video here hold on i'm gonna watch this video right here oh god can we why why okay oh oh look at these guys look at look at you hanging out so so the

car so they're pulling off oh you look inside of the driver's side door talking as you can see they're not even in a parking spot right now what do you what are you saying yeah what are you doing He convinces them to park.

You guys are like private investigators there.

Wow, you guys suck, all of you. I can't trust any of you. This is terrible.

That's hysterical.

First, let me shout out Big Sexy. He's my new dad. No offense, Mojo. Okay, this is what happened. In that first photo, when he was backing up, I was like, yo, it smells pretty. good in there what what do you guys what are you guys doing and they they were rolling a joint so i was like hey can i partake so they went to go park their car again and they were like yeah just hop on in and i was like are you sure just like in the back seat they were like yeah just hop on in hands me the first joint and i was like all right this is great and uh then we had a heart to heart in the back of their car, and yeah, I don't know. It was good. It was a good time.

But that was it? Yeah. No, that was it.

There was nothing sexual about it. Me and Big Daddy had a heart-to-heart. Big sexy. Big sexy. By the way, he seems a little nervous, doesn't he? He's a little nervous. I was his lawyer. I'm so nervous right now.

The needle on the lie detector is going crazy right now.

So all you did was get into the car with Big Sexy's daughter and Big Sexy, the dad and the daughter, and you guys ended up smoking weed together?

Yeah, a lot of weed. Really?

Wow. So you guys just kind of, like, hung out for a while. Then what happened after? Oh, Big Sexy went home.

He was like, I got to go home. I got work in the morning. And I was like, oh, shoot. I actually have work in the morning, too. So then I stayed in my car for another 45 minutes because I forgot what time it was, and I sobered up. You didn't go home with the big, sexy daughter? No, but I would like to invite her over sometimes. Oh, my God. She definitely wants to hang out with, well, the first thing she said, she was like, I want to go to your sister's house. And I was like, what do you mean by that?

She told me that, too.

I want to play with your nephew's toys. And I was like, oh, wait, no, I don't know about this.

She told me that many times.

Yeah, she's great, though. Andrew's great. Love him.

What's happening? Who is this on the phone?

This is Little Sexy. Little Sexy.

So this is the girl that we're talking about here right now. So Zach, Misfit Steve, got into the car with you guys. He says to party with you guys. What about exchange phone numbers and hang out? Did anything else happen?

Yeah, he's lying a little bit, and I don't know why. Are you a liar?

Maybe I forgot, though. No, no, no.

I don't think I'm lying. Let her talk. Yeah, I'll let her talk. Go ahead.

Yeah, let me talk. I'll tell them the real story.

She also didn't smoke. I just smoked. So me and Big Sexy smoked So she has a better memory She has a better memory is what I'm saying

Yeah, are you trying to change the subject?

No, no

After an hour of being in the parking lot Doing exactly what you said And you sobered up And I was like We can go to your sister's house They should be sleeping at 12 And we went to the sister's house

Wait a second

You are such a liar

I have our texts, and she was like, I'm going to tell them on the air that I went to your house. And I was like, no, don't do that. Like, nothing happened. Yeah, she's lying.

Wait a second. So you went back to his sister's house with your dad?

Nope.

Oh, okay.

I drove home with her. Okay.

You did not. All right. I know you're lying. Because I was thinking to myself, how weird is this that a dad and a daughter are hanging out with each other and then you're going to, like, try to hook up with his daughter? Like, where does dad go? Does dad then stay in the car? Is it kind of like when dad has to, like, wait outside for, like, the kids to come outside from a sleepover or something like that? Like, what is this?

Dad can go hang out with his sister and the brother-in-law.

They also weren't home that day, so it could have.

and just shows not to. So is there romance between the two of you guys? Is there anything that's there? That's for her to decide. What kept you from having her come over that night? It sounded like she wanted to go. I don't know. I wanted to be respectful, and I didn't want to make an ass out of myself. Was it being respectful, or was it also that you were a little scared of her dad because he's...

No, dad was encouraging him. I just sent a picture or a video to the group chat. I want you to see. Is this the one that I sent you? Yes. Dad was all about it.

I was going to say, I didn't know if you wanted me to talk about this. So I filmed a video of little sexy twerking up against Zach, and her dad was encouraging him to smack her booty the whole time.

Wowee. Wow, wow, wow. Man, I'll tell you what, Amber is your name, right? Yeah. Amber. um your dad would be an interesting father-in-law i know you want him to be your father but i would i that would be weird if you ended up hooking up with amber ever that you hooked up with your your sister that was pretty much your stepsister that's what happened at the end of the night we

had such a deep conversation and about like my dad not being there and everything that it would have been super awkward if she went back to my place because i confess my love for big sexy

Yeah Alright well listen I thought that this story was going to lead to What you kind of Faked through Amber there about Going back to his place and we were going to catch this guy in a lie Because there's times where I sit there And I don't think that Zach ever lies to us I just don't think he knows at the end of the night What he does

This might be true too

I think there's a little bit of forgetfulness that happens this way Thank you Amber take care of yourself

Let's talk about what Mojo did

What did I do? Tell me What's that? Okay.

Mojo, let me set this stage for the people that went there. It was a beautiful, phenomenal venue. There was great music, great drinks. All the dads with cancer, all the girls were beautiful with their dads. Mojo gets up on stage and goes, hey, how many of you dads are horny out?

I understand, but there could have been some single daughters or something like that. I don't know. Who knows? Who knows? Could you imagine, by the way, if a dad ended up meeting one of the other guy's daughters?

It's interesting because there was a very wide age range of dads and a very wide age range of daughters because of that.

I've never in my life doing this thing Have ever had more people come up to me Thanking for an event Like we've done events And we get people that are thankful I've never had so many thanking Like thank you for doing this Because if it wasn't for this My daughter and I wouldn't have done anything Is it weird that when you said Who's the horniest dad out there I yelled really loud But it also is your wife just had a baby Mike Gotta give her a little bit of time By the way Mike Mike and I went back to my house afterwards. Yeah. Speaking of being horny. And we hung out. And we laid on the couch together. This is no joke. We laid on the couch together. And I've got like this L-shaped couch. He's on one L. I'm on the other L. And we waited for the pizza guy to come. And show up at the house. And I ordered pizza on our way home. And the pizza guy came. And have you guys ever had this happen to you? And you'll have to tell me if this has. Have you ever had somebody ask for a bigger tip? No. Oh, what? Because, Mike, we ordered way too much food, or I ordered, like, three pizzas, basically, for these two guys. And the food came, and when the food came, the pizza guy out in front said something to the effect of, wow, that was a long drive. Because the pizza place that was the only place it was open was kind of a little bit further from my house. And I said, oh, man, yeah, that was. And he goes, can I get more tip?

You are kidding me. And you're a great tipper, by the way.

Well, I went back to go look at it. My bill was a total of $61. This is for our post food. $13 of it was the tip. So $13 of the $61 was tip. So that was like more than 20% of the thing. And I've never experienced that before. I've never had anybody ever do that, where they all of a sudden ask, if they can have a larger tip. What would you do in that case? Would you give them a larger tip? Yeah, I'd probably give them a 20 buck. Would you? I didn't have any money on me at the time. I'm like, oh, well, great. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. I close the door. I go, Mike, I think the guy wanted more tip. What are you going to do, though? I mean, what are you going to do? I feel like that's rude to do, but he did drive a long distance. I just feel like you don't do that ever. I actually contemplated and invited him in with us because I ordered so much pizza. The order is the order. Honestly, how you drive, the delivery is the delivery. Yeah, exactly. But also, that's what you get for leaving early because there was so much pizza. There was so much pizza. At the end of the night.

Heart-shaped pizza.

Listen, I had an hour and 30-minute drive. I was like, man, I got to go home. I'll never make it. I had a tea time at 6 o'clock in the morning. Oh, my God. Did you really? Yeah, I didn't make it. I didn't make it. I was going to say, I left at like 8 or 9. I know. I didn't make it. I overslept that. Oh, look who's on the phone with us. Big Sexy's on the phone with us. Hi, Big Sexy. What's going on? What's going on, everybody? How are you doing?

Mojo, I've had a blast. By the way, that was the best show. I can't wait till next year to go. Dad's honor to all the dads. Mojo, what happened in the backseat was very, very respectable. He was the great. He respected that radio station 100%.

That radio station or your daughter? Do you respect both?

He did such a great job being back there. Yes, just me and him smoked a little. You know, just a little. But we had a blast. That's awesome. And you know what, Mojo?

Yeah.

Next Father's Day, he does have a dad.

Oh, that's awesome. Thanks, Big Sexy.

I got his back 100%, Mojo. He was the man.

You're the best, buddy.

Hey, Mojo, I'm a big baby. So let me tell you something. And he's making me cry now because he was very respectful with my daughter. He was 100% for the radio station. And, hey, whenever you're ready to take my daughter out, please do. I can't wait. Are we talking about the right person?

Yeah, this is Misfit Steve, a.k.a. Zach. I'm sorry.

Earlier I heard you talking about your divorce. Now, come on. You don't go home and listen to what he had to say. You're going to go out, and you're going to have a good time. You're going to rock and roll. You're going to take your –

All right, listen, we're not doing recaps of the whole show.

Listen, I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go, Big Sexy.

You just love my hug. Hey, Mojo.

Yes.

The only reason why the horniest man was out there was because of you, because you rubbed my belly. That's right. I love you guys. That's right.

I make guys horny. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Bye. Bye, Big Sexy. Hello. It is Ryan, and we could all use an extra bright spot in our day, couldn't we, just to make up for things like sitting in traffic, doing the dishes, counting your steps, you know, all the mundane stuff. That is why I'm such a big fan of Chumba Casino. Chumba Casino has all your favorite social casino-style games that you can play for free anytime, anywhere with daily bonuses. So sign up now at ChumbaCasino.com. That's ChumbaCasino.com.

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