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Dads Want Their Sons to Date KP
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Dads Want Their Sons to Date KP

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May 4, 2023 | 00:11:19 | Leisure

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America's social casino. Mojo in the Morning Show. Have you guys met our producer, KP? I know anytime that we post pictures, KP, you always will get people that will go, Oh my God.

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She's a bombshell.

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They love KP. And by the way, she is as pretty as she is outside. She is pretty inside. Such a sweetheart. Thank you. And we would like to forewarn every single guy whose parent listens to this radio show that your parent probably has already sent us a letter or an email typically or text saying that they want to set up their kid with you. Is that right?

00:03:07 - 00:04:08 | Speaker 6:

So it's not just one. Over the last couple months, I've had surprisingly more dads sending me resumes for their child, like their son, being like, hey, KP, I think you guys would be good. This is legit one of the messages that I received from a dad. I think you would be very compatible with my son. He is working on his responsibility and emotions. He just got out of a long-term relationship. I think you should date him. He's on the left. He is very handsome The other is his brother Please consider dating him My phone number is blah blah blah blah blah Have a nice day And it's like first and foremost This is a whole new level of helicopter parent That man looks like he's 30 Well I wonder if his son is aware That his dad said that to you I don't think he's aware I really don't Is he cute? No I'm sorry That's so mean I'm a big meanie

00:04:08 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no, no, no, I know. But is the brother cuter?

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Actually, yeah. But I'm not going to answer that.

00:04:16 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 5:

That's so nice, by the way, of the dad, though, looking out for his kid. But that would be embarrassing for a kid to know that their parents out there putting out feels.

00:04:25 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 6:

I feel terrible. But even if somebody was cute, I feel like I still wouldn't reply just because it's just, I don't know. I don't know. That's kind of weird. That's kind of sweet. Mojo, you've set up all your kids.

00:04:38 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 7:

my mom set me up before when i was like in college and actually she set me up with a great guy i mean

00:04:43 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

it didn't end up working out but yeah um yeah has this ever happened where your parents sent you up on a date if you're somebody that your mom or your dad does this all the time will you call us up at 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 does it embarrass you when you find

00:05:00 - 00:05:17 | Speaker 1:

out that your parent is uh is doing this i feel like i don't know what it is about older people they just feel like every time they meet somebody that's young their brain is calculating who do i know who do i know who do i know can i set them up with and it's like bro we're fine well it's

00:05:17 - 00:05:48 | Speaker 5:

funny you're fine it's funny because uh do you remember the first time that you ever met chelsea my wife what was the thing that chelsea and i were talking right away to you about well I think you'd be great with Jed. Well, no. Chelsea didn't say Jed right away. She asked you the question of what is it that, you know, who do you like? What do you look? And you told her, like, you like tall. I like funny. You know, fit. You like funny. And you like somebody that's got kind of like a little bit of a country type of a feel.

00:05:48 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 1:

My order was funny, tall, and then athletic because I like to do activities.

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But the funny thing is, I don't necessarily know. Chelsea never really said Jed right off the bat, did she? You said Jed. I said Jed. Chelsea never said Jed. And then it was when Jed then came in.

00:06:04 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 1:

I was going to say, I feel like the Jed thing, it was you and Jed that created you and Jed. No. It was Moja's idea. Well, no, no, no, no. It was you bringing it up. I remember we were at the dinner table and you're like, you would be great with Jed. And Chelsea's like, yeah. Before you guys met in person? Yeah, before you met.

00:06:21 - 00:06:30 | Speaker 5:

I understand that, but when they came to town to go for the jingle ball. That's what I mean. I didn't, like, say, you guys get together. Oh, no. You guys get together on your own.

00:06:30 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 1:

No, that was, yeah, that was on our own because we were producing together.

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Yeah. Producing.

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Guys, calm down. We were producing.

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If you know what I mean. Oh, my God.

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What's going on, Ashley? How you doing?

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Good morning. Good, thank you. How are you guys?

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We're doing good. So anytime that KP gets posted on our social media, occasionally we'll get, like, these comments from the dads and moms that want to set them up.

00:06:57 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 3:

yes so about eight years ago i got a text from my dad asking if i wanted to meet a guy and well actually he had my two-year-old nephew ask if i wanted to meet a guy and i said maybe and what had happened is my dad was in the air force and his longtime friend co-worker two of them um knew someone that they now worked with in the air force and said, hey, we have one for Ashley. He's a single dad and has a kid and Ashley loves kids. Why don't we set them up? And we've been together since our first day and been married for five years. Oh my gosh, that's a sweet story. So it actually can

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work out. It can be

00:07:38 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 3:

a good thing. It worked out, yeah. I didn't want to, but I trusted those people because they knew my dad, they knew me, and it worked out. Ruth,

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what's happening? Hey, Ruth?

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Oh, hi, Mojo.

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How you doing?

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I'm good. How are you?

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We're doing good. We're talking about when your parents try to set you up. Do your parents do this?

00:08:02 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my mom sent a resume with my picture to a doctor without telling me that was advertising for an office manager. So I ended up going out on the interview and ended up marrying him. Oh, my gosh.

00:08:22 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 5:

That's actually kind of cool. I love, though, that she just was doing it to get you a job, right? She wasn't doing it to get you a job.

00:08:27 - 00:08:41 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, she was reading The Observer, and she goes, oh, I read this ad, and it sounded just like you, so I sent your resume. And I was like, what? And she goes, and a picture. I go, a picture? No one sends a picture.

00:08:43 - 00:09:12 | Speaker 5:

See that, though? It worked out. It was a good situation. Maybe send a picture if you are good looking, you know. So, like, honestly, I think that this is actually a fine thing to do. So we're accepting, instead of tapes and resumes, we're accepting pictures and resumes for your children if they would like to date any of the single Mojo in the Morning show ladies, KP and Megan.

00:09:13 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 1:

Or send a TikTok submission.

00:09:15 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 5:

What's going on, Rebecca?

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so one time me and my younger daughter had went to the me market and i was asking the guy my older daughter like oh how old are you are you single and asking him all these questions and then when me and my other daughter left she was like he totally thought you were trying to hook up with

00:09:34 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 5:

him yourself oh no you know that's an interesting one because people are texting and saying that they feel like maybe the dad was the creepy old man trying to set be set up with kp and he wasn't

00:09:45 - 00:09:53 | Speaker 2:

doing it first so that's interesting that maybe yeah so yeah i kind of stopped doing that uh lynn

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what's up hello hello are you british you sounded to british with your hello

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No, I'm actually a Kelvian.

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Oh, nice.

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And many years ago, my mother wanted me to meet this guy. So I met this guy after she didn't know much about him. She just knew that he came from a nice family. And, you know, that's it, basically. She knew the mom. So I met this guy after church, and he asked me to, you know, go have coffee with him. So I was like, okay, fine. He was ugly, okay? He was not a good-looking guy. He was. All right, all right. Fair. You're being very honest. I appreciate that. I am. And so I go out with him, and it was like a disaster of a date. And towards the end, I even said, oh, I think I'm going to go across the street and get an ice cream. You would think that he would say, oh, okay, I'll go with you. No, he didn't say anything. So I'm like, okay, fine, whatever. This is not a match. So I go home, and I tell my mom, yeah, I went out with him now. It's not going to work. And she looks at me and she says, you ran out with him? And I'm like, yeah. She's like, Lynn, I didn't think you would go out with him. He's so ugly. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, Mom. You're the one who told me to go out with him.

00:11:10 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my. By the way, okay, real quick. I thought you were going to say in the end of this thing, and now we're married. And now you're married. Because they always end the story with that. But secondly, I was going to add, I got two more questions for you. The second question is, isn't that a Chaldean moms thing, though? Like, don't Chaldean moms, for those who don't know what Chaldeans are, Chaldeans are Iraqi Catholics, predominant in the Detroit area, blah, blah, blah, blah. And all the girls are so pretty.

00:11:39 - 00:11:39 | Speaker 3:

It's not fair.

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And Lydia, actually, who answers the phones is Chaldean. But isn't that kind of the thing? They already know who the person is they want to set you up with, like somebody else's kid, right?

00:11:48 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, but she'd never met him.

00:11:51 - 00:11:54 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. All right. And question number three, do you have a cold?

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No, it's just how I talk. Oh, okay. All right, I thought you had a cold. Put him in his place. No, I thought you had a cold there for a second. I was going to say it. Poor thing, allergies are bad. That's so rude. I'm, listen. Get in. Get in.

00:12:10 - 00:12:21 | Speaker 5:

I was showing concern for you, Lynn. If you don't want me to be concerned for your- What's up for? If you don't want me to show concern for your health, I was going to actually, you know.

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I'm sorry about that Lynn I apologize I really didn't mean that I appreciate it

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Now I'm going to hang up okay Lynn

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Are you a married woman Lynn

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I am very happily married To the love of my life Almost 19 years. Good for you guys.

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That's sweet. All right.

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And we are super, duper happy.

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And how much better looking is he than the ugly guy that you went on the date with?

00:12:59 - 00:13:07 | Speaker 3:

Oh, my gosh. My husband is gorgeous. He is, like, heartthrob gorgeous. You got any sons?

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Send me their resume.

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Oh, boys. Heartthrob gorgeous. All right. Well, I expect you to be later.

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You're a white girl. You cannot marry them. She wants a Catholic. Catholic. I know, but a

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Chaldean, right? I married a white boy.

00:13:23 - 00:13:33 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. All right. Thank you. KP's perfect. All right. Take care of yourself. We'll see ya. Bye. Bye. I was just trying to make nice with her before I hung up the phone. We cannot lose any listeners.

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