Muse

Date Was Over In 20 Mins
Mojo In The Morning

Date Was Over In 20 Mins

from Mojo In The Morning

June 1, 2023 | 00:04:43 | Leisure

0 0
0.0 (0)
3
0 0
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
0:00 / 0:00
1.0× 100%


Transcript

00:00:00 - 00:00:24 | Speaker 2:

It is Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend which consisted of flying on a plane with no music, no movies, no entertainment. But a better trend would be going to ChumbaCasino.com. It's like having a mini social casino in your pocket. Chumba Casino has over 100 online casino-style games, all absolutely free. It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane. So grab your free welcome bonus now at ChumbaCasino.com. Sponsored by Chumba Casino.

00:00:24 - 00:00:43 | Speaker 3:

No purchase necessary. VGW group void. We're prohibited by law. 21 plus. Terms and conditions apply. You brought up something in your Dirty just a few moments ago that actually just happened to a friend of Chelsea. We were talking about how the average person knows within, what was it again?

00:00:44 - 00:00:45 | Speaker 5:

19 minutes.

00:00:45 - 00:00:48 | Speaker 3:

So less than 20 minutes, you know whether or not a date is going to be bad.

00:00:48 - 00:00:49 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:00:49 - 00:01:06 | Speaker 3:

And Chelsea's friend just went on a date this past weekend. And Chelsea was telling me this story about that. Within the first, I think it was actually longer than that. It was like 30 minutes she realized it was over with and got up and left because the guy was a chronic booger picker.

00:01:06 - 00:01:07 | Speaker 5:

Wait, what?

00:01:07 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 3:

So he was constantly picking his boogers and even got to a point, and she said that the guy played out great. She's, by the way, very attractive. She's 47, 48 years old, single mom, just started getting back into the dating world and was out dating guys and took this guy out or he took her out they went out for drinks and he was constantly wiping his nose and complaining about his allergies and then picking boogers and wiping them on the cloth napkin at the bar restaurant that they went to at some point you get up and just pretend you have to pee yeah and go fix your nose yeah have you actually gonna vomit have have you ever in here here's the thing and i know we're gonna get into a whole bunch of other stuff here, including War of the Roses, in just a little bit. I want to know, why did you know within the first 19 minutes that the date was going to go bad? Will you call us up at 844-MOJO-LIVE or 844-665-6548? And then can I ask a question of you guys? Chelsea thinks that it's disgusting when I grab the napkin at a restaurant, like their napkins that they have, like if they don't have like paper napkins they have like the nice fancier napkins and i blow my nose into it she tells me that that is the most disgusting thing ever and you're not never supposed to do that is it bad

00:02:30 - 00:02:38 | Speaker 5:

that i do that uh i don't know that i've ever blown my nose into a napkin but i've definitely wiped my nose with napkins and i know it's gross but and you're not times chelsea said that it is

00:02:38 - 00:02:54 | Speaker 3:

purely for wiping your you know around your face and stuff and she goes and think about yourself you just blew your nose into it no matter how clean that they've made that thing somebody else could be doing the same thing, and you're going to wipe yourself off, you know, your face off with that. That's really rough. Is it disgusting?

00:02:54 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 5:

Yes.

00:02:56 - 00:02:57 | Speaker 3:

Okay, then.

00:02:58 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 4:

What's the alternative, though? You and I are disgusting.

00:03:00 - 00:03:02 | Speaker 1:

Go to the bathroom.

00:03:02 - 00:03:12 | Speaker 3:

The alternative is that, you know, yeah, you ask them for, like, a paper napkin. She always tells me to do that. Or, like Megan said, get up and go to the bathroom.

00:03:12 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 4:

I know what I'm doing this weekend. What?

00:03:15 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 3:

Keeping Kleenex in your pocket or something? No, we're supposed to go out to dinner, right? Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Hopefully she's not listening.

00:03:23 - 00:03:23 | Speaker 4:

I don't know what I'm going to do.

00:03:23 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 3:

So, Cav, his girlfriend, Chelsea, and I are going to dinner, and what you should do is just start blowing your nose into the napkin and see exactly what she does when that happens.

00:03:33 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 4:

Terrible first impression. Why not?

00:03:35 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 3:

Melissa?

00:03:37 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 4:

Hi.

00:03:38 - 00:03:45 | Speaker 3:

Hey. What made you realize that it was not going to be a good situation for you guys to stay together as a date?

00:03:45 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 1:

Well, it was a blind date And at first he stood me up So he came an hour and a half later And then he was trying to get me To sit in his truck with him After just meeting him And he tried kissing me within the first 10 minutes And I just ran

00:03:59 - 00:04:05 | Speaker 3:

Oh my gosh, wait, so late And then he tried to get you to sit where? In his lap? What'd you say?

00:04:06 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 1:

In his truck He met at a Dairy Queen And he was like, come sit in my truck with me And I was like, no, I'm about to leave

00:04:12 - 00:04:18 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. Do you remember that from when you were in high school, right? And your dad would tell you, don't ever go into a guy's car with him.

00:04:19 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 1:

I've seen so many date lines and such that I just knew not to do it.

00:04:24 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. That is not a, not a good idea. I like that. Uh, that's a good one. And obviously you probably should never even made it that far because him being late that far late. But, um, how about this one?

00:04:36 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 1:

He completely forgot. I should have just not.

00:04:38 - 00:04:54 | Speaker 3:

Oh, that was his excuse. What about this texter? It says, I can't talk. And this is from 810. Tell me if you'd go on a date with this guy. I can't talk. Within the first 20 minutes, I didn't even see him. He was in the bathroom. He texted me that he was having bad diarrhea.

00:04:55 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

No. Oh, that's terrible. I actually feel bad for the guy. That's true.

00:05:00 - 00:05:13 | Speaker 4:

That's the worst. That's almost something that you'd forgive somebody for, right? Yes. I would think so. You'd probably at that particular moment just sit there and go, yeah, you know what, maybe I'll go get him some Pepto-Bismol and I'll come back to the day.

00:05:13 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 3:

Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane? Yeah, it's even better with Chumba by my side. Race to ChumbaCasino.com. Let's Chumba.

00:05:22 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 2:

No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Void where prohibited by law. CTNCs. 21+. Sponsored by Chumba Casino.

00:05:28 - 00:05:58 | Speaker 1:

These days, it's getting harder and harder to trust what you're seeing. Who made it? Is it real? But with iHeart, everything you hear is guaranteed human. That's why 78% of listeners trust their favorite radio host's product recommendations. And if you own or manage a business here or need to drive sales, that trust goes a long way in creating your future customers. Make iHeart Media a part of your 2026 plan today. Visit iHeartAdvertising.com. Again, that's iHeartAdvertising.com.

0/0