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Our producer KP got

stuck in a car wash well almost stuck in a car wash i was afraid for my life this car wash right next door to the station won't say which one did you think you were gonna drown like what happened i thought it was gonna stop and no one was gonna know i was in

the car wash it was so i know which one you went to you went to my so you okay so you went to the car wash and i'll describe it i won't say the name of the place but it's a car wash where you don't get on the tracks and drive through it. Like it doesn't take, which by the way, those scare the crap out of me too. Cause I always get yelled at. Cause I don't put it in neutral fast enough.

I can never get my dang car in the face.

Why?

You have to back up and try again. I'm always so embarrassed when they tell me to back up.

I was coming out of one on Friday and everybody stopped right at the exit to wait for the towel dry. And I'm like, I'm going to hit this car. Oh my gosh, it's pushing me into this car. I'm like, so I had to honk until I'm like, go forward where there was three cars. So I had to hit the brakes as I was still getting pushed forward.

So the one that KP went to, you go in and you have to drive up. And then when you get up on a certain part, it goes. And then it makes you stop. You have to stop your car right there, right?

You're on like a platform. Yeah. And it like shifts. It's like. The whole car shakes. Yeah.

And the whole car washes around you.

And the worst part is that my car has been having issues with the stop start, meaning it will stall. and I have since last week it is I haven't had an issue like it hasn't stalled on me but knock on my word I oh my god yeah we're the worst thing I stalled in the Starbucks drive-thru can you imagine stalling in a car wash oh yeah yeah you're just forever how do you tow a car that's stalled

in a car wash well I think that somebody's got to push you out or something like that but the place that you went to for the car wash is like off in the distance of where the rest of the the area is so if you're stuck in that car wash nobody knows you're stuck in the car wash you're kind of like because it's one of those touchless alone car washes where you have to like put your credit card in push the button and you go inside and it's excessively long too isn't it

i don't well no it's actually very claustrophobic i don't know if it was yeah but i mean it's long

like the length of it probably the same as a regular car wash you just don't notice how long

you're in there i don't think it's very effective either like it's i don't know it's like if you ask a five-year-old to wash the countertop like that is what i would equate that car wash to you because i the purpose of getting it was to get all the ice and stuff off my car and have it melt yeah it didn't do that like it was just oh my gosh i just stuck on i just paid ten dollars to

like be shook around i i used to go get the car washed uh there my car washed there before the show and i thought oh i got plenty of time to go and i'd go get car wash next thing i know i'm going i think the warm-up show is ending here soon like i like i was in there for a while like going this is crazy you had an emergency i think i bought the the 25 dollar wash or something at that time where it double a double coach you with wax or something joe joe what did you want to say about K.P.?

Oh, K.P.?

I mean, you have to get worse luck with the car. If you're not out of gas at the intersection or broke down in a Starbucks drive-thru, or you're stuck inside a car wash, you legit need to just take the bus, get you a chauffeur. Are you noticing a pattern with her? Yeah, she needs you to stay out of the vehicle. Joe, what kind of car do you drive? I drive a 2016 Chevy Impala.

What time do you get up in the morning?

3.30 in the morning.

Oh, so you can pick me up on your way up.

Oh, yeah, why not? We will not be out of gas. We will not be stuck in the drive-thru. I didn't go there. Thank you, Joe. I definitely don't get stuck to the car wash, so we'll be good to go. We'll take it there on time.

Thanks, Joe. Appreciate you, buddy.

I love him.

Yeah, take care of yourself. KP, did you ever figure out what you were going to do with that car?

I'm actually meeting with Steve Gabara on Friday. You stay away from my man. Megan, I've said it once, and I'll say it again. I wouldn't dare.

No, he'll treat you great. He'll really help you out. I'm actually very excited that you're going to go see him, but stay a respectful distance away.

Do you guys ever notice that there are certain days, like one of the things I realized in Michigan and Ohio, if the weather is halfway decent, like, okay, and when I mean halfway decent, the sun just cracks right out, okay? You just see a little bit of it. The car wash lines are eight hours long. Oh. Bro. Every car washes must make a killing of money because these people that we all get so excited just to wash our car, don't we?

Well, I don't know about you guys, but in Toledo, it seems like a new one is popping up every three weeks. Like every time there's new construction somewhere, I'm like, I bet it's a car wash. I bet. Yeah.

Oh, really? We have like three here and they're like, it's a chain. They're everywhere, but it's like Tommy's and Mr. Or whatever. And that's it. There's no other car washes.

Oh, no. I have to imagine in the past year alone, six have opened up within like three miles of my house.

But I'm kind of addicted to it. No. They drive me nuts. If I have five minutes to kill, I'm like, I'll go get my car washed. You have a membership, don't you? I have a membership. It's 22 bucks a month. I probably get my car. I get my money's worth out of that thing. I probably get my car washed 10 times. But aren't you ruining your paint job when you do this? Brian Moran, turn off the radio. It's a lease.

Lydia, that's a good idea.

What did you say, Lydia?

She said that we should do a show car wash. Do you think people would show up? Yeah, like how many people do you think would show up if we washed their cars?

So here's the deal.

Oh.

So Thursday I have a, actually Lydia, you and I for Breaking and Entering have an appointment with our friends over at Clean View Auto Wash. Remember Frank Toma donated to Breaking and Entering? And Frank Toma said that he wants to do another big donation to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish. She loved what we did last year. So one of the ideas that we came up with was that we on the show would have to work a car wash for like maybe an hour or so.

Like doing the towel dry or like actually washing? You want me to be in the booty shorts? I could be in the booty shorts. No, as long as we're clothed.

And we do it and people donate money to Breaking and Entering Christmas Rush.

Can I be the guy inside that yells at you, Neutral! Yeah, that's going to be the point.

The guy that always yells at Mojo. No, they're not doing it right. They go, Neutral!

the funny was do you remember back in the day when we did the the bikini wash because remember there was the whole story about the topless wash yes and so the car that i met the owner of that car wash that we did it at um not that long ago actually really really good guy it's nice to hear i figured we put them out of business no well it's fun it's funny because he's like hey i don't know if you remember me and i said what do you mean he goes remember you guys did the controversial car wash and there was like because everybody was talking about how this there was this bikini wash in some town that the town it was right next to a school and all these all these women would be in these like floss bikinis and stuff like that when we do our car wash you the boys on the show should be in bikinis i'll do it you want customers don't you let's scare everybody i'll show it off i think

I would scare people away if I put on, like, a pair of goggles and was like, washing them.

Water wings on.

It's wild because all these, you know, there's a lot of car washes that are up and about these days because, honestly.

But the one you mentioned is, I mean, they really do a good job. They're amazing. They're at the east side of town. There's a lot that I won't go back to because I'm like, I just, because it used to be $5 washes. Nowadays, it's like the basic is $12, and then I'm like, wait, it didn't even get clean.

It's crazy, isn't it? Yeah. And I never know, and I'm going to ask Frank this on Thursday. Should I buy the basic wash, or do you really get all that other stuff? The undercoating.

I want the triple foam in three colors. And if it doesn't have disco lights inside, it's not clean. Right, exactly.

Yeah. What were you going to say, Mike? It depends on if you have the snow, like, crusted on the bottom of your car. Then I want the other stuff. Yeah. But other than that, I don't think you need any of it. Do you feel like – well, that's the thing. I'm going to find out for a moment. I'm going to get it right from the horse's mouth. We're going to ask him.

Do you guys tip in car washes?

The drying people. The dryer. Yeah, if they're drying. Yeah. Jordan, what's up?

So as soon as you guys mentioned The Mojo in the morning car wash I just got The image of you And The bad teacher And the Daisy Dukes Yes It's like Hold the spudge over your head It's like

By the way why are you getting the image Of me anyway Jordan It scares me

Uh, because I'm calling it to just not do that. Oh, thank you.

You make a donation to Breaking the End and Christmas Wish, and I won't do it.

Okay.

That's what people have to do. All right, thank you for the call, man. I appreciate it. What's up, Jen?

I would come just to see Spike in the short shorts.

Okay. I got you.

I think you should do it too, Mojo.

You know what? Hey, we'll do anything to help out the families that we help out with Breaking the End and Christmas Wish. I was looking back at old pictures of Spike and I over the years, and I was looking at the shorts that we were wearing. Do you remember the days when shorts used to go down below your knee?

Do I remember? Michigan hasn't forgotten. You go the east side, nobody's forgotten those big, baggy shorts still. Cargo. Yeah, the big, giant cargos that go almost to your ankles, but they're still wearing them.

It was wild. I remember I was looking at a pair of, it looked like, I thought to myself, I'm like, are we wearing floods?

And I'm already short, so it looks like I don't have legs. It's just a pair of shorts sitting on top of shoes.

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