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Oh, you know what we should do? Because we just had Brendan in the studio with us. We were having a conversation about this because Megan had somebody come up to you that had like a voice at one of your, remember that one of your remotes, whatever the guy had like amazing voice or they had like a voice for, uh, for radio, like a magical voice.

Yeah.

Should we do that topic with Brendan here and like, and look for other people with amazing voices?

Yeah, I think we should.

Okay. So first off, get Brendan back in the studio and then here's the deal. We need to find people that have like magical, what should be like big announcer voices.

Or what if it's, you just have a really unique voice. Cause what if you have like a really like a cartoony voice voice? Yeah. Yeah.

If you have a voice that sounds like you have just sucked on helium, but you never suck on helium or anything else, you got to call us up. And we want to hear what you sound like. Brandon, come back in the studio. Who is it? Where was it? Do you see it?

Did you see that?

Where were you at, Megan, where you encountered?

The Cambria Hotel. We saw that.

And what happened? The person came up to you and what did they sound like?

Well, they didn't say anything. they were called out by one of their co-workers who was with them and they said this guy would be perfect at your job i said oh why do you see that he will answer the phone and tries to for as long as possible get people to think he's a robot like a voice recording um while he's a live person but he talks in like this like perfect voice where it's like press one for this oh really And just made it sound very, very funny that he was real badass.

And do you sound good?

Yeah, he sounded great.

Zach, do we have production-sounding stuff? Like, I wonder if we have anything. Hold on, I'm looking.

By the way, while you're looking, speaking of that, Megan, I called to make an appointment for a facial the other day, and I was like, oh, this girl's voice is very familiar to me. It was me. Oh, really? I recorded it like seven years ago for that. That's so funny.

Hold on, I'm looking at...

Audio jungle.

No, this is audio. This is... Hold on. Oh, these are like...

What is that?

I'm looking... These are like movie trailer sounds or something like that. Hold on.

Audio jungle.

I don't want to give them any credit.

it for this because actually they'll sue us for using their stuff i love when people have like the it's like they could do movie in a world yeah they always do that in a world maybe like jay has that kind of yeah in a world brendan do that do in a world yeah here brendan it's a scary movie and it's called uh it's called yeah it's called the i heard in a world where p are you ready here

you go. In a world where people may or may not be cooking their own food and bringing it to the Thanksgiving potluck. Kevin is scared because Angel may or may not be bringing dog food. That's good.

How many dogs Angel has like 12 dogs. Doesn't she have 12 dogs? No, she's got big dogs too. Those dogs could eat you. Bill Are you there?

In a world where there's a potluck and no one shows up.

Oh, my God. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a second. Ready? Let's try that. Ready? Here we go. Let's get this out. All right. Go.

In a world where there's a potluck at the office and no one shows up. Oh, that's good. That's wild.

Can you guys laugh? Like a little laugh in there, too.

Guys, how are you?

Wade, what do you do for a living? Are you that guy from Columbus, Ohio that was, like, homeless and now is, like, a big, famous radio voice?

Oh, hell no, dude.

Can you go, it's the bare necessity, it's the bare necessity. I did that for you last time. Oh, you did? Oh, yeah. I know. I'm a one-trick pony. I'm a one-trick pony. I'm a candy man. Absolutely. Can you say mojo in the morning?

Mojo in the morning.

Oh, my God. Bill's got a great. Bill, how big are your balls? Are they just monster? Are they, like, seriously? Can you, like, not even hold one of them in your hand that's so big?

One at a time.

Shannon, if... If you honestly, if you had to guess, what do you think the size of this man's private parts are? Would you think that they would be monstrous?

This microphone. Yeah, for sure. The size of that microphone? For sure. That's a good thing, Bill.

Bill. Wow. Yeah. All right. Bill. Save Bill. We need Bill to call us more often. Hold on. Oh, Dana from 90 Day Fiance is on the phone with us. What's that? What's going on, Uncle Dana?

Hey, Cousin Dana. Cousin Dana, whatever it is.

Yeah, something like that. The Cousin Dana.

Good morning. Mojo in the morning. I don't know.

Your voice is nowhere like Bill's, though.

95.5, I heard radio.

Hold on. We're going to have a Bill off right now. Hold on. Bill, you're on with me.

No, Bill. Bill's got me by far.

Bill, who's got bigger balls? Bill or Dana? Who's got the better balls?

Bigger? If that's the case.

If that's the case. Dana already knows he's won that contest. He's got monster ones.

All right.

By the way, are there any women, though, that have, like, because I do know this. I do know that there are women that don't have, like, you know, maybe crazy deep voices. But if you're a woman and your voice has kind of got a little bit of bass to it, I bet you that would be kind of a cool thing. Shannon, at times, people, when Shannon, when she first started on the radio, people were like, who's the dude on the air with you guys?

And I was like, I maintain in second grade, Jake Krause made fun of me and he asked me on the playground, why do you sound like a boy?

And you can say now he masturbates looking at your pictures.

But seriously, like I did. I always had a really, really deep voice when I was little. And so it like my voice didn't fit.

You understand, though, that every guy that made fun of a girl growing up wanted to have sex with them when they were a kid. That was that was his little thing. We were in second grade. well maybe not in second grade but what's going on noah how you doing hey how's it going good buddy what's happening we're uh we're talking we got brendan here in the studio uh who's got the big say hi brendan we got like a deep voice holy crap that's unbelievable the the reverberation there just like got my ear a little tingly i don't know someone's gonna talk bill but yeah

what's what's happening noah oh your ear got away oh nothing uh just hearing all the deep voices and And I'm a big fan of D&D and stuff like that. So I do a lot of weird voices and whatnot. So I can.

It was Dungeons and Dragons.

Oh, I thought it was a sexual thing.

Yeah.

But it kind of is.

So I got a wide repertoire that I like to put out. You know, I can, if you'd like, I can give you a story.

Oh, let's do it. Let's try it. Go ahead. Here we go. Let's get right in.

All right. So I'll go back through. In a world, in a dark world, surrounded by humans, the world needs to be saved by one man, Kevin.

that was good let's hear another one let's hear another voice okay i'll go on the other

end of the spectrum that was a deep i can hit you with uh a little bit i can i can go a little

bit higher wow that's actually pretty good man that's talent even i can't do that yeah how high

can you go? I mean, that's about as high as I can go. No, Brendan, what about you, Brendan?

I don't know. I got to be singing. I can hit the falsetto in a song, but like- Go on, right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. I don't know if I can do it right now. I need some music or something.

You have to. All right, hold on. Put an Ariana Grande song on. Sure. Is there a song that

you know, Brendan? Dude, I don't know. I mean, Chaperone and all that sort of stuff. I can

get those high notes. All right, hold on a second. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah. Megan, what's the

Chaperone song? Hot to go?

Well, yeah. I mean, I know. I don't know if that has enough falsetto in it, though.

It's not enough. Good luck, babe. Good luck, babe. Good luck, babe. All right, hold on a second. Good luck, babe. Here we go.

I don't know the lyrics, so this will be interesting.

Yeah. It's fine. It's cool. You can say that we ain't nothing, but you know Yeah, sorry, I don't know the lyrics, so

Here, I'll get to the hook, shall I get to the hook? You know the hook? Somewhat

All right, here we go I wanna be the one that I call baby

You can't shine, you boy, too much Oh, Jesus, dude, I told you I don't know the lyrics, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry

Come on, Megan, you do it then, go ahead

I want to be the one that I want, baby. You could kiss a hundred boys and boys, and you could be the one to deserve the feeling.

Wow, that's good.

Come on, Brandi. This is my least favorite song by her. Okay, here we go. So good luck, babe.

He's not good.

Good luck, babe. Oh, my God. Good luck, babe.

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