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Delivery Guy Fantasies

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Laugh at Spike's phone scam to help forget about the annoying people you'll see today. It's this morning at 650 on Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning show. I found this to be

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so fascinating and I brought it up to you guys off the air and when I did I think we all got the tingles you know it's the time of the year where you're probably getting more and more packages delivered to your house matter of fact they're probably coming in droves to you listen to this stat delivery fantasies for package delivery services this is the busiest time of the year which means that people are seeing more delivery drivers and it's not just packages that people are looking forward to 37 of americans have daydreamed about hooking up with the delivery

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driver who brought it on their truck my amazon driver is hot really straight up he is very

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attractive do you get the same amazon driver all the time not all of the time but he comes to my

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neighborhood pretty regularly and what does he look like just tall dark and handsome he's really

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does he wear the amazon blue outfit that they have yeah and he's got like long hair and he like

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pulls it back into this like low kind of ponytail situation it's very muscular all right so you're

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Everyone in the 37, 37% of Americans who daydream, listen to this, 23% have attempted to seduce the delivery driver. Come on.

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Like by answering the door in something.

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Yeah.

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Megan, have you ever? Like a showy?

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I would. I would if I was there. Every time he pops up on my ring and I'm not there, I'm like, dang it. Come back.

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Do you ever go back and just watch the ring over and over again in slow motion? all right here's here's the question of questions because i when i brought this up this morning i think we all got excited because we could picture a phone call like this coming through to us which by the way if you're somebody that has ever you know if you're hot for your delivery driver you can call us but if you've ever tried to seduce your delivery driver you got to call us too um has anybody ever hooked up with their delivery driver or voice disguise or any delivery drivers Yes, you're right.

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We will voice these guys. We want the stories bad. You can use a fake name, whatever it takes.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text is 95500. You know what's funny about the people that come to our house? Chelsea knows every one of their names. Like, she knows them by name.

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Because she's a good person.

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And they also know her, too. They'll say, hey, tell Chelsea I said hi. And I'm like, you son of a... And I used to know our UPS guy, Pat. He was our really good friend. Luke played baseball with Pat's son. And then Patrick retired or decided that he had done enough lifting and moving around with UPS for so many years. Now I got this young guy that comes to the house. I'm not kidding you when I say this to you.

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He's a stud.

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He looks like, what's his name? What's Miley's name? Is it Liam that she's married to?

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Chris Hemsworth.

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Or Chris Hemsworth.

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all the hemsworth brothers are very good looking yeah i'm like get this guy out of here bring pat

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back i knew pat i knew pat wasn't gonna you know seduce my wife uh but uh this guy i'll tell you man this good looking guy comes in his brown outfit mojo in the morning hello hi there so

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this was years ago but um when i went down to my grandparents house for christmas my grandma had the total hot for the cps driver and my papa he was like yeah sir he's really hot and stuff so i was like i looked and i was like okay grandma like he has pup over here but this guy was like a freaking bodybuilder do you think that he was buff he was like

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i love that you're still fantasizing about him does does papa ever get jealous of this or is

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he okay with grandma no so my papa is one of those like older guys who like will like point out that like people are like looking at him and stuff like you know that young girls are looking

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at him and stuff do you think your grandparents are secret swingers and we just don't know about

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it i i don't know but my grandma was super jealous of um that he said my name the ups driver Because she's like, oh, go offer him this thing And so he's like, well, thank you And then just send my name And I was like, grandma, you send my name, not your

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And he's closer to your age than he is to grandma's age, obviously, right? Come on, grandma Thanks, Natalie Take care of yourself What's up, Stephanie?

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Hi

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What's going on, Stephanie?

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So, three years ago I actually left I really just want to say it was a guy I was in a relationship with but I left my husband for the UPS guy. Wow. No. Wait, how did, so, okay. And did he deliver? How did this start? Like, how did this little relationship start with the UPS guy? Okay, well, I have kind of an obsession with, like, really, like, cheesy old-school porns, you know? Like, with the, like, the porns that are, like, really cheesy.

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Like the delivery guy coming to your house and delivering. Yes, exactly.

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I don't know. I got a little in my head, and I don't, he just, he kind of was that guy. Wow. So how did you make the first move? I really, it was kind of a joke. I was just like, oh, is that package for me? And, you know, we just really hit it off, and I just kept ordering stuff.

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And would you guys bang in your house while your husband was at work, or what would you do?

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No, no, I left him first.

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You left him before you started fooling around.

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Yeah, I mean, I was married.

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But was the UPS guy married or is he single?

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No, he was single.

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And now you guys are together?

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Yeah. Have you ever made him wear the brown in the bedroom? Oh, yeah.

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I like it all started because she likes cheesy porn. It really works. I never in a million years thought that actually happened. It's amazing. And Nicole actually says that her mom used to do the UPS guy. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Oh, my God. Look at these guys.

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Now, I was, like, eight years old, so I really didn't know. But, like, it all started. Like, we'd wave to him, you know, when we saw him in the neighborhood. And, like, they just would get to talking. And, yeah, his name was Chuck. And, yeah, they did it for, like, a couple years.

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Wait, did you ever see Chuck, the UPS guy? ups guy walking out of your mom's bedroom as an eight-year-old

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no no she would have been super sneaky

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oh mom you you gotta love it well thank you for the call all right so it works thank you guys take care megan seduce the uh amazon guy and see what happens

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wow all right what you just said was megan please buy more things

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