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Did Lions Player Poop His Pants During Texans Game?

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November 11, 2024 | 00:12:16 | Leisure

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Oh, what a game. What a game. What a game. What a game. Hold on. Give me that music. Hold on. I I didn't plug it in the bed there. I was not prepared for it. But here, give me it. I'm Mike Tirico. And the Lions are winners again. What a game. What a freaking game. I cannot believe they were able to pull this game off.

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52 for the win. It is.

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Dang. Just inside the upright. Jake Bates, hometown hero. And the Lions have come all the way back. That game was in Houston again, and that's the crowd screaming. You want to hear something crazy?

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Play it.

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So last night, while the game was playing, people were watching the game on their television screens on a Delta Airlines flight that was going to Detroit. So this flight is flying, okay, or getting ready to fly. And you know how they have to do the pre-flight announcements? The flight attendant is about to make an announcement and do the whole safety check crap while the game is getting ready to go and be won by Jake Bates.

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It's been our absolute pleasure to have you on board tonight. Congratulations. My apologies. I was given this amazing. You can't just sit yourself.

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Yes!

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No, no!

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Actually, I correct myself. That was as the plane was getting ready to land, I believe, right? And the flight attendant comes on at that time and goes, this has been nice to have you guys on with us right now. Thank you so much. And those are the fans going crazy.

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Man, I saw a crazy stat on Twitter that said, prior to last night's game, when Jared Goff had thrown four interceptions, he was 6-0. And last night makes 7-0. Wow. Like, no matter how many interceptions this guy throws, sometimes, some way, I mean, he finds a way to win. And last night was one of those moments.

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Crazy that the Lions are now 8-1 for the first time since 1954. Holy cow. Come on, bro. Wow.

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Where is our own line? His brothers involved in so many different things. Goff going to take another deep shot for Jameson Williams. That's going to be intercepted.

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That is five interceptions for Goff. Okay, what's the little thing? I fell asleep for the majority of the game. I was so exhausted from the weekend. But were they all laid in the end zone?

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Oh, Sam Laporta first. Yes, yes. The sellies are incredible.

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So good. But you just played the Jamison Williams catch. How incredible was he? And we didn't even know if he was going to be suspended or not.

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But that was actually the interception that took place when he was trying to throw it to Jamison.

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But he was a huge part of at least the first half because they were doubling Amon St. Brown. We couldn't get in the end zone.

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This is Jared Goff talking about the interceptions that he threw last night, which this is when you know your team is good, when you can overcome your quarterback throwing five interceptions.

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When you can dig in deep in those adverse situations and come out on top, it just prepares you for the next adverse situation. You know, it's never over until it's over. We were in a hole there, a big hole, and they were playing well. They were humming on defense. I kept giving them the ball over and over, and we fought. We really did.

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Man, that's amazing.

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It's like a bad Madden game out there.

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You know what's wild about Jared Goff, and this is why I think this guy is such a winner, is he didn't let it get him to a point where he got down off of it. Like, he threw, every time, you don't know if they're winning or losing with Jared Goff because Jared Goff's level of emotion is always constant. Like, that shows you how professional he is and how great he is. And I think it's so good with a team this young to have somebody like that. Now, one of the big stories that also came out last night that I think we do need to talk about is did a Detroit Lions player duty themselves?

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Did you see his excuse?

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Did they poo-poo themselves? It appeared that there was an injury on the field to Lions superstar James Houston, who last year, by the way, James Houston was out for a good portion of the season, if not all the season, wasn't he, with an injury?

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I think he broke his ankle or something like that.

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They talked about him last night on the game as he, I think, got the first sack of the game. And had a great first half and second half. Well, at one point, they showed what looked like James Houston with a duty mark on his pants. And that's the problem with wearing white pants. What? Yeah.

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Did you see his excuse, though?

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No, what's his excuse?

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He said he sat in Gatorade.

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They make brown Gatorade?

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Come on. He sat perfectly in Gatorade.

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Maybe it was purple and it just changed color.

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Do we know for a fact? That's what he tweeted. Let me see if I can find his tweet.

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It is brown Gatorade then.

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That's from the horse's mouth. He says, hey, y'all, I had sat on some Gatorade. Just chill. Maybe it looked like orange Gatorade.

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Cat crying face and a poop emoji. Just so unclear, everybody who's ever pooped their pants on national television didn't lie about it.

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Do we, what do we think? I think he doodled himself. Yeah.

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There's no way you sit in Gatorade that perfectly.

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Listen, I actually think you're a better player for it. Because if you're going to work that hard, good for you, buddy. You care.

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Do you guys remember when TJ Lang was in studio with us and he told the story about when he was playing and his wife didn't see him on the field and he had to go to the bathroom really bad? Yeah. And we asked him the question. We said, TJ, what would you do if you had to go to the bathroom so bad? He goes, I would lay on the ground and pretend like I was completely injured and had to be carried off in a stretcher because there's no way I'm walking around with duty on my pants.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. I don't know. What do you guys think? Do we think? Doody or no doody? I'm going to go with doody, bro. Really?

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I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, poor guy, and say he's sad.

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But did you see the picture of what it looks like? I'm looking at it right now. I don't know how you sit in Gatorade and it lands that. That perfectly.

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But how much padding does that guy have on down there? Like how much? Like none? You don't see if they're jock straps through their pants? I don't know. I don't understand why they wear those white. Those pants look really thick. I don't know.

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I mean, you know. Those are not really. Well, they're white, KP. And I get, and by the way, we should stick up for him because we'll never get him for an interview ever or any of the Lions for an interview if we bash him.

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I think it's a great thing that he pooped his pants.

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Yeah. And when you got to go, you got to go. And honestly, we've talked all the time about us duty in our pants all the time.

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And we're not winning a million dollar games.

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I only do do once and it was involuntarily.

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You think this was voluntarily? I don't know. I don't know. No.

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I mean, if you got to go to the bathroom that bad and you are in the middle of a game, they need to have like an outhouse or a port-a-potty right there on the sideline.

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Dude, there was a dude that puked on the ball a few weeks ago. These guys are out there literally giving it their all. I'd rather come out that end.

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You know how they have that tent there? What is it? The concussion protocol tent? Do they have a commode or anything in there where a guy can go crap during a game?

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A commode? Yeah, like or something. I don't know. It's like my grandma used to say, come on. Whatever.

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But that's what it's called. Like a chair that you would sit on. That would be it. Like a portable toilet.

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The whole is peed in at once.

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They have to have something there. What's up, Josh? Hopefully, and they have Dude Wipes. They're sponsoring, by the way. They do our official sponsor of the NFL. What's going on, Josh?

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Dumb kids. Hey, yeah. So I say.

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no doo-doo. I play football, and there's a pad right there where that butt is. There's no way poop would have gotten on the outside right there. Really? That's what I'm saying. Unless he absolutely rocketed, you know, and that's just, you have to go change your pants, because that's, it's going down your legs and everything. Here's what we need.

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If they had orange Gatorade, which I'm assuming that that's what it is, it's orange Gatorade if it looks like this. We need to know. If it was red Gatorade, does anybody know what the Gatorade was that they were drinking last night. That had to be lime. I don't know. That thing looks like orange Gatorade, too. It looks like orange. Yeah.

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Listen, if he didn't do to his bed, this is the most embarrassing thing for him in the entire world.

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Look at the area, bro. As a player, Josh.

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Every girl, by the way, can feel this pain. Been there. We've all been there. We've all wrapped the sweatshirt around our waist. At least we can do that. He obviously can't do that.

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Not from duty, though, right? From a period or something? Not from duty.

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Yeah, from a period accident. But you know that feeling of, I know what it looks like on my booty, and I have to cover it up.

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Josh, quick question for you. Have you ever had to, like, during a game? No.

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Oh, yes. Actually, when I was in high school, right after the game, I kid you not, we almost lost, almost won. I thugged it out, but right after, I ran to the bathroom. I had to go. I didn't see myself, but I just made it. Boop pants. Boop pants. Boop pants.

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Well, thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Ethan, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. We're excited about those Lions. How about those Lions?

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Yeah, it was a stressful game.

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Yeah, it was, but it was so good, wasn't it?

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Yeah.

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What do you think? What are your thoughts? It's the duty debate here on the Mojo in the Morning Show.

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Yeah, I mean, even if he did, it's whatever. I'm in the Army, and I crap my pants all the time.

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Hey, by the way, happy Veterans Day to you, my friend. We love you.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Thank you. By the way, vets should get this on all occasions, but you should see the list of things. Somebody pull up the list of things and tell them all the stuff that you're getting free today. There's a lot of things that are...

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Oh, yeah, we do need to check that out.

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Yeah, we got to do that in the next, maybe the next Dirty Report. This, by the way, is the Dirty Report right now. Thank you, man. I appreciate you serving.

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Yeah, thank you. Wait, Ethan, in the Army, have you ever pooped on yourself? He did. Yeah, I said that.

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Oh, my fault, bro.

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Yeah, there was this one time when I was in Afghanistan. saying I got dysentery real bad and I was sleeping and I had a dream that I farted and I woke up and I had poop in my pants. So I went and washed them out and then put my pants right back on.

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There we go. Let me ask an honest question of anybody. Do we think we'll ever make fun of a man that was in Afghanistan fighting who dutied himself? I would duty myself at the thought of going to Afghanistan and having to be over there, you know?

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Yeah, I appreciate you. I got the freebie list, by the way. You want me to do it in the dirty, or do you want me to do it right now? No, go ahead. Do it now. Okay, well, there's so many, you guys.

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You want to know what you're going to get for free today? They should give you anything. By the way, if you see a veteran today, or anybody that's a veteran, buy their meal for them today, because they deserve it. Chili's,

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free meal from special menu, Cracker Barrel complimentary surprise, pancake special, Big B, free 16 ounce latte, Applebee's free entree from a special menu. CPK free entree and a drink. Carrabba's free app or dessert. City Barbecue free sandwich side and drink. That's a great one. Dave and Buster's free entree and a $10 power card. Dunkin's giving you free donut. Free coffee with purchase at Einstein Brother. You guys, this is like crazy.

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Yeah, it's great.

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I'm on Fox 2 Detroit's website and they have like a huge list. Olive Garden free entree. Raising Cane's 10% off. Sheesh! I'm trying to think of some popular ones here. Tim Hortons is doing free donuts. Wendy's free breakfast combo. Free app at Yard House. Free combo meal at White Castle. Free breakfast combo at Wendy's. Starbucks free 12 ounce brewed coffee. Hot or iced at participating locations.

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Ethan. A ton. We're going to give you a free double date with Lydia and KP. Thank you for serving, sir. We appreciate you. I love our military. Really? Really? What are your thoughts on that one? You like that idea? Yeah. Even though, ladies, are you okay with the fact that he dutied himself in Afghanistan? That's all right. You're very brave.

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