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Mojo in the Morning Show, home of the phone scams, the War of the Roses, and the Dirty on the 30. Mike, what did you do this weekend? I know that you guys were out and about. Boy, you look like you had a huge crowd at that trampoline park that just opened up.

Yeah, there was a line when we got there at like 5 a.m. because you got like free jumping for a year and then they all wanted to hang out and it was the grand opening and like the owner was there. It was a great time. It was an amazing, amazing, amazing time. The kids went around and had fun and played and stuff like that. I set up a birthday party, which is awesome for this year. That's cool. Yeah. Shout them out. What is the name again? Launch Trampoline Park. Launch Trampoline.

That's cool. And then you and Allie were kind of busy all weekend long, right?

Yeah, yeah. So then that night I hosted a VIP party at Kirby House. So her and I just had like a little date night, got some dinner before, and then went and hosted that. And then Sunday I did the, uh, a, a charity cookie eating contest. Um, the crew from Detroit cookie, uh, company reached out to me, Lauren. So on this side of the state, I think it's different, like people that run it or whatever, but on this side of the state, it's like a brother and a sister. And I think another brother, Lauren and Dan and AJ, and they reached out to me and they said, Hey, do you want to be a part of this? It's for a great cause. Uh, the big give, uh, they, they donate, um, you know, proceeds go to that. And they said, you just come out and you eat a cookie.

You had me at cookie eating for charity. And their cookies are phenomenal

They are insane

It's that big cookie cake You know the big round or heart shaped cookie cake That they write stuff on So that's what you have to eat And I'm like yeah of course I could eat a whole one of those easily What I don't realize is going into it Is there's the frosting And when I eat them I can eat like a bunch of it But I don't think I've ever eaten one fast And you have to drink all the milk And you have to you know it's a whole thing So I go into this thinking there's no issue I don't eat anything I go into it. I'm like, all right, I'm just going to eat this thing. You guys, I made it probably three quarters of the way, and then I just had the frosting left, and I was going to throw up right there, like right on the – everybody was like this because nobody had any idea like what it really – what really goes into eating.

It's funny because I always see that at Fourth of July time. They do the hot dog eating contest thing in New York, and I always see that thing going, God, that would be great to do, but you don't realize how much it's disgusting to eat that much that fast, right?

Yeah, and it was, like, firefighters and Michigan State police and, like, people who are, like, in great shape, and they couldn't do it either. Like, it's really, really hard, and there's a process to it. You have to dip it in the milk to soften up the stuff, and then when you get towards the end, all you can feel and think about is all of that sugar, all of that cookie that's delicious, like, in small doses and, you know, great cookies. But if you put it all into one spot at once really, really fast, it hits you, and you, like, hit a wall immediately. And so I'd finish it. I didn't win the thing, but I'd finish it, and I'd say bye to everybody, and I'd go to leave. And we'd sit in the car, and I'm like, Allie, I'm going to throw up. Oh, no. We're on 28th Street. I had to go now find a bathroom. You were getting the bubble guts? Oh, yeah. It was just sitting there, Mojo. You know, if I'm being completely honest, I haven't pooped since then.

Wait. Oh, you're blocked.

Yeah.

You're blocked by cookie dough. You're constipated from the cookie thing?

Yeah. Yeah, I haven't. Oh, my God.

Dude, that is the worst feeling, though, when you feel like you need to throw up, but you can't. Like you want to make yourself just to get out of your system because it's just so much.

So that's what I tried to do. I went over. There's a Target right there. So I went over to that Target, but it's Christmas season.

So Target is packed. Yeah. So I go to the Target bathroom. And so are you. Yes. So I go to the Target bathroom, and I'm like, all right, I'm just going to wait for people to leave. So I sit down, and I just sit there. And now I'm getting back sweats. Like, I'm getting- Where are you sitting? On the toilet. Oh, you're on the toilet. Oh, you made it to the stall. Oh, okay. Yeah, I made it to the stall.

Oh, my gosh, at that point, who cares about strangers? Let it loose.

I couldn't. It's a small bathroom, and people are just coming in. And then I think at one point they thought I was doing something weird, like stealing or something. Because somebody, like employees came in and kind of just sat there. Like I could hear the little walkie-talkies going off. Checking on you. Yeah. And so I was like, all right, I guess I got to hold it in. So I walked around Target and my brain's racing because I got all this sugar going in my head. And I had no, like, oh, my God. I got to throw up, Al. And I never did. I still have it. I'm just sitting there.

Let her see. Cookie starts with C. Let's pick up all the things that starts with C Constipating Starts with C C is for cookie That's good enough for Mike C is for cookie

That's good enough for me C is for Constipating, Mike is constipating Cookie, cookie, cookie

Starts with C Still would go there today

It's funny, they do this Hot wing eating contest here in town I forget who it is One of the wing places does it And they asked me numerous times to do it And Chelsea will not let me do it Because she says The problem with me doing that thing is Anytime that I excessively eat Like Thanksgiving Which Thanksgiving is one of those days I get so sick Like my stomach is just really bad And I'm like I can do this Come on I can do this

Imagine dying and they have to put cause of death Eating Race eating I laid on the couch all day yesterday

And my daughter's actually sick She's got a cold And I'm like, oh, I'm so She's like, I don't want to hear it I'm like, I'm so sick

Carly has some advice for you, Mike What advice can you give Mike Who had a cookie eating contest Now constipate him

Alright, Mike, when you can't poop for a few days Just take a shot of prune juice It's going to taste like absolute spit But it is going to work

Prune juice clears you up Man, that's bad Yeah

It's gross

You know what you need too I just recently had a colonoscopy And they give you, what is that

That's just clear your entire body

Oh my god, Mike might need that though Mike might need to go in there And just get rid of everything, every little bit of it

After that much cookie, I would expect so

You know what I have today too I completely forgot, and I'm not eating right now. I have my wellness check today. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're going to have diabetes.

They're going to weigh you. You're going to weigh 12 pounds more than last year.

They're going to do his blood sugar, and they're going to say, holy crap. Hold on a second. We're taking blood. There's frosting. You know how they squeeze the frosting out of those little things? It's going to come right out of your veins. Oh, my God. You know what the craziest is? Anytime I'll ever go by, what is it, Mrs. Fields or whatever the cookie place is that they have in the mall all i've ever wanted to is just to have that place for like a day after

hearing mike talk about this you never eat it again though you do that yeah yeah i one time

ate an entire package of chips ahoy uh cookies when when i was a kid and i got so sick and my parents wouldn't stop me at all because they saw me doing it and they wanted me to do it it's the last time that i ever binge ate yeah like that in the hard way yeah i still eat one of those those

cookie cake would you really oh yeah 100 yeah we should not today we should we should check in on

the other people that were in the thing i wonder how those other they should provide you with a bathroom afterwards when you're doing that well i think it was their first time yeah there wasn't

any buckets but there was i mean there was like real men like firemen and in police state uh troopers that couldn't hold it you know yeah that you are no joey chestnut no uh or kobayashi

isn't aren't those the guys that are the big ones what's up zach how you doing hey how's it going guys good what's going on mike uh mike's feeling it this morning buddy long time listener first time call thank you buddy we appreciate that nice to have you on uh pickle juice mike drink some pickle juice man okay that's it no i love pickle juice so wait wait you eat pickle juice just

normally yeah oh kind of a yeah i'm a weird guy man it's actually really good for you dr werner

Our show gynecologist said if you're feeling, like, hungover or dehydrated, to just chug a few sips of pickle juice straight from the jar.

You'll do the trick. You know how Gatorade works, too.

Shelly, what's up?

Hey. I was just going to suggest Speedway cappuccino. I call it crappuccino.

But it's so good. It's like liquid drain over.

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