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Dirty 3: Florida Woman's Hysterical Naughty License Plate
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Dirty 3: Florida Woman's Hysterical Naughty License Plate

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July 15, 2026 | 00:09:20 | Leisure

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00:01:46 - 00:01:57 | Speaker 5:

All right. Summer of Cars, Cash, and Gas. What day of the week is it? Today? Wednesday. This week is slow as f. You think so?

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I'm with y'all.

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Slow and it's horrible. Such a slow week, man.

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We're halfway through the week.

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Not far enough. Call 844-MOJO-LIVE and you have a chance to win a brand new car or you could win $20,000 in our Summer of Cars, Cash, and Gas. The month is going by. I mean, we're mid-July. We're at the 15th of July. It's payday today. and we are almost done with July. Pretty soon we'll be done with summer, but this week feels like it's slow. We're going to do the Dirty now.

00:02:25 - 00:02:27 | Speaker 4:

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

00:02:28 - 00:02:30 | Speaker 5:

Shannon, what you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30?

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So FIFA has revealed the star-studded lineup for the World Cup closing ceremony that's happening this weekend, July 19th, at MetLife Stadium. Jennifer Hudson, we love her, We're going to be performing a very special rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner right before kickoff. And then former Pussycat doll Nicole Scherzinger, Laura Posini, Robbie Williams, and streamer iShowSpeed are all going to be performing during the pre-match celebration. Tom Cruise is going to be making some sort of special appearance. And then the halftime show, of course, will feature BTS, Justin Bieber, Madonna, Shakira. That whole thing curated by Cold Place Chris Martin. And no France.

00:03:17 - 00:03:18 | Speaker 5:

France out.

00:03:18 - 00:03:19 | Speaker 6:

You sick about that.

00:03:20 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 5:

No, you know who? The Joe show. Joe is like Team France.

00:03:24 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 6:

What's their guy? Killian Mbappe. Mbappe. That was a shock, though. Many people did not see that coming, but France played. They had some luck on their side. They played well.

00:03:36 - 00:04:02 | Speaker 5:

I did not realize how hated Messi is. I thought Messi was beloved. So I thought he was beloved. There was a poll that came out and they asked who is your most loved player in the World Cup? Who is your least favorite? The most favorite for Messi was like less than 40%. As far as most hatred or who do you hate the most, he was almost 50%. It was pretty interesting.

00:04:03 - 00:04:04 | Speaker 3:

Who was the most loved player?

00:04:05 - 00:04:11 | Speaker 5:

The most loved player was the dude that was on Holland. The Norway guy.

00:04:11 - 00:04:30 | Speaker 3:

Real quick, USA Basketball has named Detroit Pistons head coach J.B. Bickerstaff as an assistant coach for Team USA. So big congrats to him this morning. Legendary pilot Captain Sully Sullenberger revealing he has Alzheimer's disease.

00:04:30 - 00:04:44 | Speaker 2:

He was the hero who somehow landed a passenger plane on the Hudson River, saving everyone on board after a bird strike took out the engines. Captain Chesley Sullenberger's bravery would later be portrayed on the big screen by Tom Hanks.

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This is the captain. Brace for impact.

00:04:47 - 00:05:15 | Speaker 2:

But now, the pilot nicknamed Sully, whose bravery inspired the world, is on a new mission, sharing his Alzheimer's diagnosis. Sullenberger, now 75, says the disease is in its early stages. saying it is my hope that by sharing this other families living in the shadows with this disease will feel they too can step forward. Courage can be contagious. More than 7 million Americans are living with Alzheimer's dementia and while there are treatment options to delay or manage symptoms

00:05:15 - 00:05:32 | Speaker 3:

there is no cure. Although memory problems can be found in various types of dementia short-term memory loss is the defining symptom of Alzheimer's disease. The concern is when it's disruptive and when it's progressive and when it's persistent. Those are the key things that you look for when we're talking to patients about their symptoms.

00:05:32 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 2:

There is encouraging news in the field of research. Just yesterday, researchers announced a promising experimental drug that may help slow early stage Alzheimer's and cognitive decline by lowering levels of a brain protein called tau. It works by targeting the mechanism that normally produces tau in the body. This is the first study. I think we have a really encouraging signal. Hope is what Captain Sully is focusing on, saying, though it may impact my memory of the past, this diagnosis will not prevent me from looking forward to and appreciating our future.

00:06:07 - 00:06:17 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, sad. It's a horrible disease. Anybody that has family that is dealing with that or dealt with that is just awful. Sully was amazing. I mean, that movie was perfect.

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I don't think I've seen the movie with Tom Hanks.

00:06:19 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 4:

Oh, my God, it was an amazing movie. Was it? You should watch it. I didn't put it on my thing. You never saw Sully? Isn't it just called Sully? I was more of a flight guy. Well, I've never seen Sully. Sully was a much better pilot than Denzel was. No, Denzel did it while he was drunk. No, no. And still saving people. Sully saved their ass on the water. Denzel would have. He was drunk and still saved the people. He would have landed and gone to the bar. But go watch that movie. Both of you guys watched that movie.

00:06:47 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 5:

I literally just put it on my list.

00:06:49 - 00:06:51 | Speaker 4:

And knowing it's a true story is amazing.

00:06:51 - 00:07:04 | Speaker 5:

Yeah, yeah. And lastly, imagine getting your brand new license plate in the mail, pulling it out and realizing it is naughty. That just happened to a Florida woman. I didn't know I was getting a plate.

00:07:04 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 1:

When Nancy Delostritto went to collect her mail, she got quite the surprise, a new license plate with her vehicle registration renewal.

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And I looked at it and I said, I don't think so.

00:07:16 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 1:

The plate reads S-Q-Z-A-5-5, but from a distance, those 5-5s can be read as S's. Well, you get the picture. Squeeze blank.

00:07:29 - 00:07:40 | Speaker 6:

I don't think a woman that lives in a senior community that's going to be 77 years old next month will be driving around with what this plate has to say.

00:07:40 - 00:07:49 | Speaker 1:

The plate's become the talk around her retirement community, especially the men. We were with her when she showed it to one of her 89-year-old neighbors.

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And this is what I received from the DMV for my new license plate. That's good for 10 years.

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Good.

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Good?

00:07:57 - 00:08:08 | Speaker 5:

That was good. That's what he said. That was good. Isn't that such a great story? That is hilarious. Hey, if you miss anything from today, you can always catch up on the podcast anytime for free on the iHeartRadio app.

00:08:09 - 00:08:11 | Speaker 4:

Was her ass squeezable, though? Do we know? She's probably right.

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She's a minute.

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Miss something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com.

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00:08:22 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 4:

By the way, speaking of old people, Shannon is an old lady in the five lies to tell your mom coming up this morning. It kind of sounds like that old lady with the squeeze-ass license plate. Kind of, yeah. Would you squeeze Shannon's ass? That's a weird question. Let's ask the guys in the nursing home. What's going on, Dina? Are you there, Dina? I'm here. Dina, you're a winner. Congratulations. Yeah, Dina! Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Summer of cars, cash, and gas. You got a $50 gas card to Kroger, courtesy of Kroger Delivery. And you're now qualified from Gordon Chevrolet, GordonChevrolet.com. Their selection is unbelievable right now. and they are offering unbelievable lease payment prices and 0% financing. So why not get into Gordon Chevrolet today? A brand new car. Would you take the car or would you take the cash? I would probably take the cash. Okay, $20,000. You don't need a car. What do you drive?

00:09:23 - 00:09:30 | Speaker 7:

I do need a car, but so does everybody else in my family. So I would probably buy a couple of used ones. That's a good plan.

00:09:30 - 00:09:40 | Speaker 4:

Actually, I bet you Mike would work something out if that was the case. Mike would probably say to you, you know what? you don't want it? I got an idea here. And I bet you, you'd probably make out on that too. So get it.

00:09:40 - 00:09:42 | Speaker 7:

I need air conditioning in my car.

00:09:42 - 00:09:44 | Speaker 4:

Yes, man.

00:09:44 - 00:09:45 | Speaker 7:

Especially right now.

00:09:45 - 00:09:49 | Speaker 4:

Today, especially, um, hang on the phone and we'll get your information. Okay.

00:09:50 - 00:09:51 | Speaker 5:

All right. Thank you.

00:09:51 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 4:

All right. We love you for listening. Appreciate you so much. We should actually ask that question again, Lydia. Let's ask that question. Who's, uh, who's not dealing with, uh, who's,

00:10:00 - 00:10:01 | Speaker 5:

It's got no AC today.

00:10:00 - 00:10:04 | Unknown:

who's not dealing with, uh, who's,

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Driving around, what kind of car is it with no AC?

00:10:05 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 1:

It's a 2016 Dodge Caravan with almost 190,000 miles.

00:10:09 - 00:10:21 | Speaker 5:

Oh, my God. And the AC went on you. That sucks. When a car is that, you know, many miles on it, the AC doesn't seem like it's working anyway, right? It, like, pumps out hotter.

00:10:21 - 00:10:43 | Speaker 6:

Dog, I rode with one of the homies. Bro, air conditioning only work on his side. The heat is on on the other side. I'm in a passenger seat like, dog. At first, I couldn't feel like the day. I'm like, no, I really don't feel it. Boy, I got in there the second time after we went to Five Below. Dog, I'm to my house. Sticking your head out the window. Sweltering. I just was so hot.

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Damn girl, you look good. I'd cheat on me too. Wait, another world famous War of the Roses happens tomorrow morning at 7 and 9. A mojo in the morning.

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