A massive fish bit the head of a woman performing as a mermaid. As kids are watching this happen at an aquarium. Now, it's in China. It's still this story. I mean, the video is crazy. This aquatic artist, her name is Masha. She's swimming in one of those like huge wall, like ceiling, Florida ceiling, wall-to-wall aquariums, okay? And you see this huge fish. Megan, you said you think it's a sturgeon. I mean, bit down on her, almost her whole head in its mouth. Snuck up behind her too. in front of all these little kids. So this woman tries to fight back. She's able to free herself from the fish. She rips off her goggles and swims to the surface. She suffered head, neck, and eye injuries. Here's the crazy, I mean, that part of the story is crazy in itself. Her employer told her to get your butt back in the water. What? And never, ever share footage of the attack, which everybody who was there was sharing footage of it. She got paid $100 for that gig, too. Not for this. Hell yeah. 100 bucks, baby. Yeah. Don't play this ball. We're just terrible. For all of today's Dirty, you can catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com. Yeah, dude, it's wild. Yeah, it's wild.