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It's Mojo in the morning show. I want to tell you guys a story real quick, and I want to give you also a public service announcement. So this is a story with a PSA, public service announcement. It's for you two. Okay. You're playing. And the girls in the other room, but I'm giving it for you two and all the women that are listening to the show. We have a lot of them.

by the way number one with women mojo you like to advertise by the way and you want to get women

between the ages of 18 and death this is the radio show okay so a buddy of mine brett went on a date with a uh a girl uh they went to dinner and then after dinner was over with and he said he goes because i always ask these guys these questions because i want to bring some things to the show that are dating wise because i i kind of stopped dating years ago um like a couple years ago when chelsea and i were having trouble i i dated a little bit during that time but you know even i'm just joking yeah but let me let me tell you about his date he went out on a date and then right as he was ending the date he thought to himself he's like i just don't want this to end right now so he said to her he goes do you feel up for like going to get ice cream or something and she said yeah and he said let's do it let's just go and his car was a little further than her car he had to go walk a little bit further to get to her car he was at her car with her she says jump in and i'll drive he's like okay no problem worst move that she could have ever done why he got in the car and he said it was filthy i have to move this because i feel like i'm not close enough to you guys he had to uh he got in first off he gets in and he sits down and on the floor he said there was a five guys bag there was a which by the way any woman that eats at five guys i do really okay i was a little skeptical on that i didn't want you to say anything bad i love i know i love that that you do i think it's great don't let a guy know you eat there um she had mcdonald's she had about 20 different types of bottles like she had uh like a lululemon kind of like a yeti that was there that he said was like all kind of scuffed up with a bunch of stuff so it was cluttered with crap he had like he had to move his feet around this thing and she was like oh my god i'm so sorry you can just throw it in the back seat he looks in the back seat this is no joke the back seat was as filthy as the front seat was he's like i she had stuff on her seats it looked like she had clothes that were there that she claimed that she was going to get hemmed

or something like that it was a mess okay i have that in my back to you so the whole ride to go

get ice cream and it wasn't that long of a ride but it was long to him he starts smelling something and in her car he was noticing a musty smell and he couldn't figure out what it was and then finally when they got to the ice cream place he realized it smelled like that smell when

you leave your clothes in the washer too long and they've got like a they get a moldy smell in her car it was all mold like it was crazy so it was garbagey moldy and I so I said to him I go well you know maybe she's got a dirty car he goes there is no way that a woman with a dirty car does not have a dirty house or a dirty cooch or a dirty cooch you know what I thought the same thing too like what else are you not taking care of right if you can't take care of your car like i i'll be honest with you my car is not the cleanest i get the outside washed almost every single day i've got a membership to the car wash occasionally i use the inside car wash membership too and i'll get it done if it's bad like in the winter time when the mats get all salty and stuff like that i try to do it a little bit more summertime i kind of give up on it but my car doesn't smell like if you get into my car you're not going to smell musty yeah i understand having

like a water bottle like okay maybe one clutter like i have a bunch of like dry cleaning i need to drop off today but the smell if it smells that means that it's not like like i definitely go through periods of like okay all the kids athletic stuff isn't you know whatever but if there's a smell that means that it's always there's something rotting in there so here's here's a stat because

I Googled dirty cars with women. Half of men say that they judge a date more by how clean her car is than the maker, the model that she drives. If the outside is filthy and the inside looks like it's a rolling junk drawer, guys say that that's a bad first impression. And they say that they actually look at that as a dating deal breaker.

If your car's dirty, why are you inviting him in there to begin with? Like, go to his car.

That was a huge mistake on our part.

Yeah, I would have said, oh my gosh, my car is not in any sort of condition for anybody to be in it. Let's use your car.

There was a period of your life, we parked next to each other all the time, right? It was when we were in Farmington. And I was a little worried about you.

Oh gosh.

I looked in your car a couple of times.

But do you know what mine was?

Yeah.

It was stuff that needed to be donated that I just would drive right past the place and never stop. Like, I think I had stuff in there for probably four months.

There was actually one point where I actually went home and said to my wife, I think Shannon might need to live with us because I think she's living in her car. Like, I don't know. I was like, man, this is like awful. Like, this is her car.

I was going through a purge phase and just didn't drop off the junk.

844 Mojo Live. What's going on, Nicole? How you doing? I'm good. How are you? Doing fantastic, Nicole. What do you think about that? Does a dirty car mean a dirty woman?

Yeah, I could totally agree with that. I can totally agree with that. In college, I knew a person who just had everything in her car. And it's just like, but the guy I knew, it sounds like the guy talking about his date.

Yeah, Brett.

I had to, like, move my feet around things. It's gross. Yeah, guys have dirty cars, too.

Yeah.

It shows, like, it says bad hygiene all over it. I, you know. Dirty car. That's how I see it.

Dirty balls. Right?

Balls.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I feel bad for the guy. I hope he improved. I used to work with him. I'm just, like, I hope things changed there with both of us.

If you're a guy with a dirty car, you got Femunda balls. You know what I'm talking about?

But it doesn't sound good.

You got Femunda growing under the balls. That's what Femunda balls are. Billy, what's up, Billy?

What's up, man?

How you doing?

First time, long time. Hey!

I'm the phone!

I listen to you guys every morning. I work for True Green, so I literally drive a truck every day. I use you

thank you you do a good job

but what if your car smells like dank weed and there's like food, crumbs and garbage

a weed smell I could not do a cigarette smell I could not do

you couldn't do it? nope is that what yours smells like? hell no, my car is clean I got OCD way too bad

I don't like the weed smelling on anything it drives me crazy when I pull up next to somebody at a red light and it smells like weed

you know like the weed back in the day didn't smell like that now it just smells like just straight skunk it's okay it's horrible yeah i don't like it horrible well don't get me wrong

i smoke it but it smells horrible yeah i'd rather smell the chemicals that you put on the

lawns of people you know i i don't know the stuff we're spraying right now that if you got notes it'll definitely singe them up.

I love it. Billy, call us more often.

All right. Thank you, brother.

Appreciate it, man. What's going on? How you doing, Jackie?

Hi. Hey.

Hi.

So I agree with you guys. Most definitely, if her car is dirty, her house is dirty, and her cooch is probably dirty. I'm telling you. Did she just say cooch? I have three kids, and no one can ever say they can come randomly, and my car is always clean. There is a free vacuum. Go take advantage. And there's trash cans everywhere. Take the trash out. They're just lazy and dirty. Your vagina just tried to bite me.

That, yeah.

Literally, like, I'd be scared of what's in there.

I am. I feel like I get this way. I don't know about you guys, but if my car is dirty and cluttery, my brain feels that way, too.

For sure.

I have to have, like, a clean space. Same thing with my house.

All it takes is for a roach or a mice to hide in there. Hold on.

Lisa disagrees with you, and I'm going to keep you on the phone, Jackie. Lisa, what did you want to say?

I travel all the time for work, so, like, I'm always on the road.

Yes.

So I might have a couple empty Red Bull cans in my car. It's not that bad, but all my work stuff is in the back, and it's kind of messy in the back seat, but it's not that big a deal. Jackie. And even if your car is dirty doesn't mean your house is dirty because I deep clean my house every Monday.

Jackie, ask her about her cooch.

How's the cooch?

oh it ain't dirty honey i have a husband

okay i love it lisa thank you there are those exceptions to the rules okay appreciate you guys by the way get rid of those red bull cans just that line of jackie going

how's the nathan what's going on hey guys listen to you every morning i'm a truck driver You're going to get me through my day. Thank you, buddy. What's happening? I had an ex that we were together a long time, and when we first met, her car was atrocious, and it was always atrocious. But it's because she was a thriving, young, powerful woman. Make the women on the show happy. She had three jobs and volunteered a lot, so she never had time to clean her car. But if you went to her house, you would have thought the thing was a mansion. So, once we got together, the car was never dirty again because I couldn't stand it. I'm OCD. What a good boyfriend. You could eat off the floor of my semi. Okay. It's too bad. I mean, it goes back to the don't judge a book by its cover, right? Okay.

All right. So, I should tell Brett to give this girl another chance. At least go see what her place looks like.

Exactly.

All right. Cool. Melody, what's up, Melody? Hi.

Hi. How are you guys?

Good, Melody.

so i just wanted to say there's a difference in a mess and like being dirty and then just being cluttered and i feel like moms can understand i have a son who's in who's in sports and he's a very outdoorsy boy and for me it's easier just to keep like his baseball bats his gloves we do pickleball it's easier just to keep that stuff in my car for sure in my backseat then to have to unload it every day reload it yeah that makes sense yeah now dirty clothes that start stinking absolutely i'm with you there i'm with you there gym clothes okay food you're right if you're eating out in your car you get home take the bag out okay that's dirty now you're but i agree with some of the people my home is spotless i was always told a dirty kitchen and a dirty bathroom for a woman is the dirty cooch.

Dirty bathrooms are a big deal to me. If you've got a dirty bathroom, if I walked in and was at a girl's house and went into the bathroom and the bathroom was dirty, for sure, I'm thinking, I'd look at the tub. If the tub looks like it hasn't been cleaned in a while, you know what I mean? There's no soap

in the soap.

Or the soap looks like it's old soap. I want to see clean soap. You know what I mean?

So there's a big difference in something being dirty and then something being cluttered. I'm bad for clutter of my car, but that's because of games and sports and summertime. But my house is always clean. But my car, it's it's I got kids. I can take my nephews and my nieces everywhere. I don't care. I'm sorry.

Thank you. Thank you for that, Melanie. I trust you that you I trust that you have a great coochie. OK. Melanie?

She's like, okay. Yeah. She said, you're right. Thank you.

Take care of yourself.

Have a good one.

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