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Mojo in the morning show. We have our show broadcasting this morning from Detroit and also from Chicago. as we, Shannon, Cav, Zach, and myself, are in our home studios in Eastern Market, downtown Detroit. And Lydia and Bianca are in the studios in Chicago where they're at Lollapalooza. So all our winners that went to Lollapalooza, they're going to get a chance to hang out with them. Everybody from Grand Rapids, Detroit, and Toledo that won tickets back when we were giving away the tickets to the entire weekend. By the way, the ticket prices for this, for the whole festival, when you look at it, that prize was a huge prize that we were giving away. Oh, for sure.

My friends were paying $800. Wow. It's been a four-day pass.

Do you understand also, does everybody understand how many artists and how many A-list artists are on this thing? Like, we do our festivals and we do cool stuff for the two days. Lala is actually extended by two more days. Because it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. You've got four full days of the festival.

Do people sleep outside?

I don't think you're allowed to. I don't believe.

You have to leave the park by 11 p.m.

Yeah. And it's in Grant Park. If you've never been in Chicago, where the big fountain is, that's across from Lakeshore Drive. Is that here to Bean? So it's right by the Bean. Just a little bit further down the street from where the Bean is, it's the park. I actually went to college right across the street, Lydia. Oh, no way. Columbia College is, yeah, right across the street. Actually, it's funny. We used to go to Grant Park and get high. That was our- Yeah. True? I've never heard you say that. That's the first time I ever experienced any kind of drugs or anything like that was in Grant Park when a guy said to me, hey, do you want to come over and smoke?

I'm on drugs!

And I said, well, you know, I'm from the suburbs and I don't, you know what I mean? I was kind of like, I was wearing my polo shirt, you know, and stuff like that. And next thing you know, the next week, I was, man, I was growing dreads. So I was Rasta man by the time that thing was done. But anything going on there at all? Anything cool happening? Y'all smoking weed in Grand Park? Any celebs hanging out in Chicago at all, coming by the studios?

Well, not here to the studios, but we were just invited by Jason to go hang out at the media tent where they're going to be doing some interviews. He didn't really tell me who they were interviewing yet, but me and me. Jason Brown, right? Yep, Jason Brown. He's a shout out.

I like him. Jason works on The Fred Show, and he, I believe, double duties as the promotions director too, doesn't he, for Kiss?

He does, yeah. Him and Paulina stopped by for a little bit to help us out.

I love Paulina. Paulina is a sweetheart.

Y'all got to meet T-Pain for me.

Oh, I'm going to try. That's my number one who I want to see. Hey, let me tell you, I'll make anything happen. If I got to pull some strings, do some illegal stuff, we'll make it work. Make it happen, Kaji. Oh, we already know.

Just don't stuff anything in your butt. Wait, what?

What? Naturally, that would be me.

Oh, wait, wait, real quick. Can I tell you guys something that used to happen in Grand Park? Speaking of stuffing in your butt. Wait, what?

Where is this going?

No, what people used to do to get stuff into Lollapalooza so that they knew that they could get it in was people would go to Grant Park, dig holes, bury whatever it was that they wanted to bring there.

Drugs or alcohol, like flasks.

And a lot of them was like some of the hardcore stuff that they wanted to get in and they would dig and put them in there. And then it caused for a panic because first comes drugs, then comes bombs and stuff like that. like people started worrying about it so they had to shut down the park like weeks beforehand and make sure that people weren't doing that and then they double check and make sure everything is safe but that was a big story for a while where people were doing that and leaving things there

man i took a girl to a travis scott concert he performed a place called russell bizarre up here and we get through obviously you're not supposed to bring anything in we get inside the concert she started messing around with her weave i'm like what's going on she ended up pulling out two blunts, rolled in cigarellos, stuffed it in her hair. I said, yeah, you a smuggle queen. I've never seen that. Turned you on. I was like, this is insane.

How expensive the drinks are here. I should have probably buried a hole. How much is it?

I remember they were talking about Coachella. Things were like incredibly expensive. Chicken tenders were like $24.

What's the hell all in? Chicken tenders here are $17. Are they really? That gives you some of a perspective. And drinks are about $12.

No, like $20. Drinks are $20 here.

But that's no different thing. That's no different than going to a Tigers game or a Lions game, you know?

Or a Pina. Well, we got Panda Express before we went to Taco Bell, and so we're on a budget.

See, I don't know how you guys do it, because the one time I went to Lollapalooza, I made sure I didn't eat or drink for hours beforehand because I did not want to have to go to the port-a-potties.

Oh, I used the port-a-potty yesterday.

I have never in my life had the number two in a port-a-potty, and I never want to.

Have I had the doodle in a port-a-potty?

Have you guys ever had to?

I can't think of it off the top of my head, but I'm probably.

Really?

Yeah, you got to, like, dress it up, squat, shoot it out.

All right, well, here's a question to ask the girls on the show, because I was asking this question to a buddy the other day, and he said to me, he goes, you should bring this up as a survey on your show. And I said to him, I go, we don't do that kind of a show. And he goes, I've listened to your show. You do this kind of show. Girls, just for the girls only, because I know guys do this. Do you guys ever rate your poop?

Oh, my God, yes. Yeah. I look at it every time. Yeah. I wonder if it's going to break in half. Yeah, sometimes I'm like... Lydia, sometimes I am like, oh, I am so impressed. I'm like, that came out of me.

All right, so here's the question, and we got to keep it as clean as possible, okay? We got to be really mindful of that.

Wait, Lydia, aren't you so proud when it doesn't break that way?

You have to do the double flush, or you have to hold down really hard?

That doesn't happen at a guy's house, does it? I hope not. That would be bad.

Okay.

has it it never happened at a guy's house has it

I've never

you don't poop at a guy's house

you pooped at a guy's house you did leave it to Bianca

Bianca you're in trouble

and that's why we're not dating anymore

844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 where are my ladies at today I want you guys to be totally my mother by the way is so in heaven right now going because my mom used to tell my sisters all the time women should never talk about their their

duty but sometimes i send pictures if i'm real impressed my friend lindsey gets a picture the

guy i will say this to you the guys of uh you know that were in my family there's three boys and three girls the guys would all be talking about their duties all the time and my sister would go well and my mom goes nope you're a lady go put a dress on what's going on how you doing initial k what's happening hey so your voice disguise by the way obviously you don't want your

oh yeah because i've had problems with that before yeah what's going on so i i call myself

like a stork and i will look down oh you look through the legs to see what's going on no no no i will stand up oh you turn around and look like a stork i get it and yeah yeah i get it and so you you do because i always figure that lady that girls just close the the lid and flush it

before they even see it because you're such a lady uh no the toilet paper gets oh examined before

Okay, yeah.

And then when you're done, you go and look and you make sure you're healthy.

Okay. All right.

When you stand up, you say, I probably need some more fiber. I don't, so I thought I should eat so much cheese. Because I had so much cheese.

What do you do for a living, if you don't mind me asking? I know your voice is guys, but what do you do for a living?

I'm a server.

What did she say? A server. Server. By the way. Okay.

A waitress.

Are you working right now? All right. Do it on the job.

I just got out of my cleaning job. I also do that.

Okay. All right. I always love that. It's like, what do you do for a living? I, uh, chief of staff. I'm chief of, yeah. I'm a doctor in a hospital. Hold on. Craig, the truck driver's on with us. What's going on, Craig?

Good morning. I stopped in Brazil, Indiana many, many years ago and walked into a stall, and what was in the toilet looked like it really hurt. It was too big to even go down the hole, and I felt bad for whoever worked there because it looked like they had to break it apart with a stick.

Oh, my God. The fact that he still remembers the name of the town.

Wait, what is the stick called? Isn't there a— A poop fork. It's a knife. Like, no. It's a poop knife, isn't it? A poop fork. What? A poop knife. They Google it. They sell poop knives that you can keep them next to your toilet with the plunger and the scrub brush and all the rest of that stuff. Crystal, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. It's crazy.

Mojo, I don't rate my poop. What's wrong with you?

Right? Girls don't do this, right?

I don't rate it, but, you know, I have called in the past and told you guys that I did have to have my ex-husband cut it before.

Eat that thing. Oh, my God. There you go. Did you have the poop knife, the actual knife knife?

No, we just threw it away. It don't happen once. I'm not doing that.

By the way, these ladies are amazing. Hold on a second. Kelsey, are you there?

Hey, I'm here.

Kelsey, what do you do?

No shame, no shame. You got to take a picture when it looks that good. I can't get myself to delete it.

It's on my phone.

Got a whole folder. Do you know what's amazing is that I bet you when people are scrolling through your pictures, I bet you there are people that literally happen upon that and don't even understand what the hell they just saw.

And that's okay. I'm proud of it. I'm proud of it.

Did you imagine screen sharing, like screen mirroring on a television trying to play a video and that pops up?

Oh, whoops.

Oh, my gosh.

He was impressed.

By the way, John Tallenger just sent me a text and it says, I was yelling for Heather a few weeks ago and she thought something was wrong, but I was actually asking her to get a measuring tape. She wasn't too happy. Possibly a world record. Oh, my God. That's when you know that there's love in the household, right? What is the Guinness World Record? What's up, Robert? Hi, how you doing? Good. How's it going, Mojo? Hey, it's going good, buddy.

how you feel i'm pretty good i'm pretty good so i wanted to talk about the topic you're on actually you really do are you sure uh i think i'm i think i should okay what's going on go ahead so um i had a patient um who had to take a big crap or whatever right um and so they finally took a poop and we go in there me and another nurse the patient poop was so big we had to take a tongue holder like three of them and tape them together to chop it up in my pen y'all enough

wait wait what hospital was this at well i can't tell you that now that book like providence no no that's poopa violations

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