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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

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It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning.

Mojo in the morning. Had our anniversary dinner last night. Chelsea and I went to a very nice restaurant and had a great time. And can I ask a question of the listeners, but also anybody that's in a relationship on the show right now? Do you know your spouse's smell? And here's the reason why I ask this. so we're uh getting done with dinner and we're amongst a big group of people that are there the place was pretty crowded it was probably guess what 50 people or something like that or 50 to 70 people inside the other restaurant and chelsea kind of went ahead of me a little bit but not by very far like i'm gonna say enough that i could have to scream her name to get her to turn her back towards me well i had done something that got her to give me that little like where your nose kind of curls thing like you know what did you just do like you know what i mean and a couple of seconds later i get up to her and i catch up and she goes did you fart and i said said to her go what do you mean did i fart and she said did you fart i could smell your fart and i go you were like i mean far ahead of me first off i wasn't even like walking ahead of you like it wasn't like she caught my crop dust yeah but my wife can smell she knows my farts and i said how did you know that was me and she said because there's like a bunch of i'm not taking you there's at least 25 to 30 people standing right right by us or sitting in their tables too everybody has their own smell she knows my farts is that not love give me the awe

this is why you have been married for 30 years isn't that unbelievable yeah she knows my farts

shannon like she she thank you she knows i think she knows definitely my smell like she knows the the colognes i wear because i wear two different colognes i've got two colognes i wear i wear a tom ford cologne she hates it she can't stand it hates when i kiss her before i go to bed or go to work in the morning because she can smell the whole time is it tobacco vanilla it's you know what that's actually uh what luke wears luke loves that harry styles yes um i wear i wear it and i It's like or something like that. It's like or something like that.

Sounds like the baguette you dump in that grease. You know the sandwich I'm talking about. Aux jus sauce. That's what it kind of sounds like.

Yeah, a French dip. I hope it doesn't smell like it. No, it's actually, I think this is great cologne. The other one, she bought me a Le Le Beau when she was doing it. Yeah. Is it Le Le Beau? It's Le Le Beau. I'm trusting the ladies. I thought it was Leigh LeBeau. Leigh LeBeau. Well, she bought me something there. Hirachi or something like that or hibachi or something. It doesn't smell like a hibachi grill. But we're leaving the restaurant and I fart and I cannot believe she knows the smell of my fart.

If that's what love is, though, I'm not sure I want it.

I don't know. Did it just smell like ass? And she was like, did you fart or did it really have a certain scent?

You don't think there's certain smells? I think ass is ass. So, like, Wes farts, and it doesn't smell. I don't know how. It's very, very weird, but truly his farts don't smell. I mean, I feel like mine have a smell. I can distinguish my two children who farted. You cannot lie to me. And I can distinguish my two sisters who farted.

You cannot lie to me.

They all have a very, and my dad actually, very, very distinct smell.

My dad's farts.

I thought we had a family scent.

Yeah, really?

You think everybody's farts smell the same? Yeah, like Josiah's and my mom's in particular. It's like they got the same type of system inside.

I think that Josiah's got to have newer smelling farts than your mom does. Because I believe that your age changes the smell of your farts.

She's got vintage farts?

Yes, there's a little bit of years behind that fart.

Some history there. The only thing that changes the smell of farts to me is if you eat eggs. Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Eggs make them worse?

Sulfury.

Sulfury. We were eating Cuban Spanish Colombian food. And honestly, it was too soon for me to have a fart that was that. It could have been lunchtime. Lunchtime, I had egg white bites twice yesterday.

So it was brewing for a while.

Yeah, so I had egg white bites in the morning, and then I didn't want to eat something big because I knew we were going out to dinner. So I ended up going through Starbucks again and got egg white bites again from Starbucks. But, Poncho, how are you, Poncho?

Not too bad. Yourself?

I'm good. Poncho, do you know your significant other's farts?

It's the other way around. He knows the difference between my farts and my dog's farts.

Really? That is love.

If a dog's farts, he'll know it's him. If I fart, he'll know it's me.

Which farts are worse, the dog's farts or your farts?

They're both about the same.

Are they? Okay. Yeah. Because our dog's farts, I think, to be honest with you, smell better than my farts. I think my farts definitely have more of a smell to them.

Not in this household.

The wildest thing is I think my farts smell differently depending on the clothing that I wear. If I wear a pair of jeans, my farts, believe it or not, smell worse to me. And I think it's because it's a heavier clothing than if I'm wearing, say, a pair of shorts. Interesting.

Is it that or is it you're not washing your jeans enough? So it's like the fart of Christmas past and present.

You may be right on that. No, that is true. That is so true. The funniest was one time. This is actually pretty funny. I farted walking out of a restaurant like I did yesterday. And I farted walking out of a restaurant. And as I'm walking, you know how you walk kind of fast? And this was actually a red coat. The tables are really close together. Red coat's the big burger place by us. All I heard from the distance behind me was,

Oh! You ruined a meal. Poor bastard that was sitting there at the table. Call it a drive-by.

you ever walk into an empty elevator that smells like fart and you're like somebody's been in here my sister got in my car to go to that floral event last night that we went to and i was like i'm so sorry i farted before i got out to go into your house it might still smell like it

that's the best way to get your spouse back if y'all arguing they got to drop you off somewhere just leave one in there before you shut the door megan here's here's the big one do you ever get

in the elevator it smells like a fart and you know you didn't fart do you call out that you didn't fart and let the person know that's in there that it's like when you walk into a bathroom

that somebody's just pooped in and like you walk out and a new like say it's another employee you're like that was me that was not me that was here when i got here i walk out of our bathrooms here

at the radio station after somebody just destroyed it and go i wasn't in the stall like i said it's

kind of like i'm coming out with my hands up we know we have the right to remain silent we just Suck at it.

Mojo in the morning. Channel 955.

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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?

Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.

Yes, because I have questions, and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that, and I still need to know why my poop's been green.

We've got actual people answering these exact questions. Listen to Bill and Juliana.

The podcast.

On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your podcasts.

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