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All right, Mojo in the Morning. So Shannon learned that her soon-to-be husband, her fiancé, Wes, we had to call him a fiancé because you guys got engaged in France. I like soon-to-be husband. Soon-to-be husband. Wes really doesn't know you well.

Well, I don't know.

How well does he know you? How long have you guys been dating? What's the official count date?

Well, we started dating in September of 2021.

I'm sorry, what day again? December, September? September. September.

Do you remember the 21st day of September?

Was it September 21st? September 21st was the actual date?

2021.

Holy crap.

Randomly. No, but okay. Okay, so does Chelsea or Spike, does Meg drink coffee?

Yes.

Do you know what they put in their coffee?

Do you know their coffee order? Caramel macchiato, light caramel.

Oh, okay, fancy.

Yes.

Yes. So that's our love language. I make her the best coffee exactly how she likes it, and then she makes me everything else and does everything else.

Okay.

Well, I think this is so, it's so stupid. Trust me, I totally know that. But for a year and a half, I have told Wes, I hate, like actually hate almond milk. Every time he gets me a coffee, he fills it to the brim with almond milk.

This is a year and a half now.

It's so dumb. But finally over the weekend, he was like, I made you a coffee. And he has almond milk because that's what he drinks. And he put almond milk in it. And I said, I don't think I can marry you because I have said so many times, I hate almond milk. and you continue to think that I love almond milk. Do you even know me?

Is that it? That's it. Is that all he doesn't know of you? There's got to be other stuff.

Oh, there's a lot he doesn't know. I just think it's funny because- That could be a big thing. No, let's put them together. It's always like this little, you know, it's just like one of those little things that- Here, I'm writing it down. So now I'm trolling him. Go ahead.

So almond milk is number one. Almond milk coffee. All right. What else has he-

Well, I don't know. That's my example. I'd have to sit down and think about it.

No, no, I know, but think about it. Does he know, okay, does he know you're-

Like, he knows I can't have avocado because I am anaphylactic. Can we call him this early? You could try. All right.

He's probably sleeping. Well, no, he has the kids. He might be awake. Hold on. We're dialing up Wes. We're going to call him up, and we're going to find out if he knows Shannon.

You know what I'm terrified of? You know when couples get married, and then their friends throw them a shower or whatever, and they do that game of, how well do you know?

Oh, gosh, yeah. Oh, boy. That's a fight starter.

First of all, those things make me so uncomfortable. Are you calling from your phone or from the station?

I'm calling from the station hotline. It will say iHeartRadio on it. Okay, okay. It will actually show up there.

You're calling.

has been forwarded. Dang it.

Okay. All right. We'll dial one more time. I'm going to text him. You're going to tell him to pick up the phone? Hmm. What the heck just happened? It sounded like somebody might start again. Uh, uh, uh, uh.

Give me some dialing music, please.

I would love to hear from other people who are dating or married. Something you hate, but they still think you love it.

Bump.

I'm going to ask. I've got some questions here from the newlywed game, board game. I'm going to ask some questions.

Is there a board game?

There is.

That's why he's now picking up. He knows he's in trouble. I think he just bumped us. He's questioning his whole relationship right now.

I said good morning, welcome to the world of radio It's us calling, pick up the phone

So far it is just almond milk That we know of at this time Could it be more? Yeah, but you know what they say about Almond milk

What? Oh, I can't wait for the dad joke, Mike

There's nothing, I have nothing You were hoping somebody else was going to jump in And say something? Once you buy, wait, hey Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? There you go There's nothing that even after all these years

You still will like order for Chels

Oh well yeah absolutely

She's like I don't even like that

I went to Red Coat Tavern And she said yeah just order for me Knowing that I would know her order And I got her a chicken pot pie once I think I talked about it on the air Who orders a chicken pot pie Oh jeez The problem is the more you focus on it

And the more you talk about

I don't think he's bumping you It's been ringing the whole time

No it just bumped again It went right to it. It only rang like twice.

I don't know.

Maybe he's in an indisposed position right now. Did he spend the night with you last night? There's the hotline.

No, he has his kids, so he might be getting his kids up and staying. Oh.

There he is. Do we really know Wes? Is he even Wes? Is his name even Wes? Do we know that?

I mean, I've seen his passport.

Oh, you did? Okay. Wes! Good morning.

I'm so sorry.

Mr. Almond Milk Guy.

Almond Milk. Oh, God. Here we go.

So, everybody, this is Shannon's fiancée. Fiancée. Wes. And, Wes, I've got to ask you some questions here, okay? Okay. What color are Shannon's eyes?

Blue. With a little bit of green.

That's true. Okay. Ding, ding, ding.

What is Shannon's real hair color?

Brown.

Brown?

He's like, brown? Is it brown? Yes, it's brown. It is brown. I'm in brown.

What is Shannon's tickle spot?

That's weird.

Anywhere on her midsection.

Is that true? That's kind of off. It is off. Uh-oh. Hold on.

I mean, I am ticklish there, but my thighs is where I'm very ticklish.

Oh, really? Okay.

It's random.

All right. Wes, what was the name of Shannon's first grade teacher?

I don't know, I'm just kidding

I'm just kidding

I can do her bank account

Yes, no Give me maiden names Give me maiden names and last four digits Of her social security number right now

That's her pin

Okay, alright, here you go What is the one thing That if you bring up, it sets her off And pisses her off

If I roll my eyes Oh, is that true?

Or use the roll eye emoji Drives me crazy.

What have you used or had to roll your eyes over that I want to know what rolls your eyes?

I don't know. Anytime I've used it, I use it playfully and as a joke. But I think it really just bothers her. Oh, wow. Anybody uses it. Okay. All right.

Shannon's favorite position, baking cookies.

Oh, I was going to say something in baseball where you had to add that.

What name? What's her favorite baseball position? What did you like about?

I wouldn't know. Second base. Second base. Wow.

How fast did you get to second base after September the 21st there, huh?

It took a long time.

Long time.

17 dates.

What was going on? Were you just sitting on the bench waiting to get into the game for a while there? Exactly. All right. Any questions from any of the other crew members?

I was just going to give Wes a tip. Like write it down because once you write it it reframe it Puts it in your brain like when you write things down it helps you remember so like I have in Shannon's

notes in my phone under Shannon's contact. It says she likes Jade Citrus Mint Tea. She likes Sauvignon Blanc as her favorite wine. It says she's ticklish on her thighs. I have all that stuff written in here so that I know. Is that creepy?

I am. No, you know, that's

What do you have in mind? I want to know what's in mind. Your file.

His files on all of it. He likes almond milk. Milk. All right.

Well, Wes, you've got to not do this anymore. You can't order the coffee or make the coffee with almond milk. What's wrong with almond milk?

I actually like almond milk, Wes. I don't know. I just don't like it. Well, we're doing this with my five or six questions at one point, but we're going to do it at like 1 a.m.

Yes. Yeah, exactly. We're going to call it a 10 a.m. Question for you. Does Shannon ever mistakenly do things that you don't like? That's a good question. Hold on. Let me get that music one more time.

She would never do that. Yeah, Ryan, come on.

Come on. You're still in the honeymoon stage. Wait, my friend, until she kicks your dashboard in, my friend. It's coming soon. Just ask her husband. He'll show you the damaged picture.

Oh, yeah, and he's on speed dial.

Yeah, exactly. By the way, do you guys ever do that? Do you guys, does Shannon ever ask your ex and you ask Shannon's ex, like, questions that, all right, tell me how to make this thing successful? What's going on here?

I think we have in the past. I think it's more Andrew will say, what's your problem now?

Yes. That's actually very funny.

Enjoy her almond milk.

It starts with almond milk. That's awesome. All right, well, Wes, we're sorry to wake you up, but we wanted to make sure that your kids got off to school at a timely hour.

Awesome. No problem. Anytime, guys.

All right, take care of you. I love you. Love you, buddy. All right, take care. By the way, I would be the worst. Do we like him, Megan?

Yeah, I really like him. It's annoying how much I like him.

You know, what's wild is I was thinking about this as a dad getting the kids off of school. I would be the worst. Chelsea better never divorce me at all because if I had to get the kids off to school or do anything like that, I'd still be sleeping right now. It'd be awful. He's a very responsible man. Is that what you love about the guy?

He's a great dad. Yeah. That's definitely something that attracted me to him.

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