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mojo let me take that back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to mojo

in the morning you're a doo-doo hat

it's showtime We'll be right back.

mojo in the morning so i had a uh a moment yesterday i i until we moved in the studio had never heard of a store that uh fritz who you know set up our cameras so fritz told me about a store that i had never been to ever in my life anytime i needed anything i would always go to either Best Buy or I'd go to the Apple store and I'd go buy something. But he was telling me about a store that is in Madison Heights is one of their stores. It's called what? Micro Center. Is that what it's called? Exactly. So I went to Micro Center. Now this has nothing to do with Micro Center. This has to do with a guy that works Micro Center. So I went in there yesterday to go find a piece that would work in our control board here because I needed something to work our show that we used to have in the old studio that is not compatible, I guess. I walk inside, there's a lot of nice people there. The one guy that helped me out had to be the guy that calls me Chief. Oh, God. I don't know if there are any people out there that are listening that like to be called Chief, but the moment that I walked in, it was, hey, Chief, what's going on, Chief? What's happening, Chief? And I'm looking around going, who is he talking to? and I'm like I think he's talking to me I think I'm chief I think I'm the chief so I go oh hey I'm you know looking for you know a USB lightning to lightning you know I'm asking the question about this thing and he's like well chief come on over here chief and he like shows me around and I'm like going I don't know what this guy thinks I am like I don't know come here off the reservation or something like that like what is this guy doing why is he calling me chief and it got me thinking about things that people call you and I don't, there are certain things that I've been called before that I've complained about I hate when people call me big guy big guy no offense I've been at gas stations before and I've had the guy, you know, when I'm putting money on a pump go, what pump, big guy?

you know what I mean?

and I'm thinking to myself, basically you calling me big guy is like calling me out and telling me that I'm a big fatty or something.

Do you think it's that or do you think it's you're genuinely so tall? I don't think our listeners might realize how tall you are. I don't know. How tall are you? You're like.

what, 6'6"? I'm like, no, 6'6". Big guy's not 6'6". You don't like 6'6". Big guy. I don't know. After like 6'1", you're just 6'6". You talking about Chief over here? I've dated

a big guy before, and he genuinely was 6'6". I would have put hard money on the fact

that you were at least 6'5". If I were 6'6", I'd be playing for the Pistons.

There's no way. Man, I can tell you this, though. I absolutely hate it. I hate it when white dudes, especially this is the only the only person in the world that does this is white man they call you brother and that is like bro they'd be like hey what's going on brother hey hey brother like they'll meet you like hey brother that is the most annoying thing in the entire world do they

only call you brother because i've had dom theater our old boss used to call me brother all the time

i feel like wes calls everybody brother he calls my brother brother everybody it sounds weird it sound forced it's all just don't do that i hate and i know it is appropriate unfortunately i hate ma'am and i hate lady i know call me miss and the kids know like we were at nordstrom the other day i was oh man hate hate hate and the and the as i just say it but the woman who was working at nordstrom was trying to point me out to somebody else and she's like it's this lady right here And Lucy goes, ah.

Lady. Here we go.

Okay. I hate it.

I use one all the time, and I'm afraid it offends people, but I cannot take it out of my lexicon at this point. Love. Thank you, love. Hey, love. You do that. I don't mind that at all, though.

People don't like that. I always feel like when you're doing it, it's like going, you are such a dumb mother effer. That's why you're calling us that.

No, because I hate sweetie. Really? Or sweetheart. I think, well, or hun. I feel like if there's a certain connotation behind it, it can be very endearing and very loving, but usually it's used in a mean way, like, okay, sweetie. But you never go, okay, love.

What's up, Miranda? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, guys. How you doing?

We're doing fantastic. Wow, your phone line sounds so clean. What's going on?

Oh, awesome. I just got a new phone, so maybe that's it. My ex-boyfriend actually used to call everyone boss. Oh, that's another one.

I hate that. What up, boss?

He'd be like, hey, boss. And I'm like, can you please stop that? And that's probably why we're not together anymore because it was just so cringe. It's annoying.

A lot of the Chaldea homies use that. Hey, what's up, boss? Hey, boss. The other one, too, is champ. You ever heard anybody call you champ? Hey, champ. I've heard that. What's going on, Ed? How you doing? Not on T-Ball anymore. Hey, I'm good, Mojo. How about you?

I'm pretty good, chief. What's up? See, that's it. When people call me chief, I call him squaw. What is that? Because I don't like it either. That's the Indian wife. It's probably not politically correct either.

I did not know that. Oh, no, that's funny. Oh, man. By the way, when people do this and they do it, they don't realize they're doing it. Like, I don't think he realized that he was calling me that.

He's not trying to be offensive. No.

And actually, the guy was really nice because they couldn't find the piece that I was looking for. And he said, hey, maybe you might need to go over to this place. But the whole time, I'm like going. But after a while, I was like, I don't even remember what I came in here for. I have no clue. Karen, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. You probably hate when people call it Karen. Hi.

I'm a first time long time. Hey. Hello.

Karen's wonderful. What's up?

Man, I'm Chaldean. I hate when Chaldean men say cuz. Cuz, yeah. They're like, oh, like, what up, cuz? Like, I'm not your cousin. Like, don't call me. No, no, you might be.

If you're Kelty, you might be. Actually, you may be careful about that sometimes, too. What's going on, Paul? How you doing?

I'm doing good. How are you, Mojo? I'm doing okay, buddy. First time, short time. Oh, hey, Mojo.

What's up?

I don't like when they call me dude. Dude. I think I do that.

I do that a lot. Yeah, you don't like that? Hey, dude. What's up? Megan always goes, my dude. what's up my dude yeah i don't mind dude as much as these other ones these other ones kind of uh i don't know i always feel like it's uh it whenever you're calling somebody that stuff it always feels like you're saying you know i don't care about you or i don't like you or

whatever the deal is i think zach and i have had full conversations just saying dude differently Really? Like, dude. Dude.

Oh, dude. I'm a dude.

I love dude.

Joe, what's up?

I'm a dude.

Mojo, good morning. How you doing, buddy?

I'm good. I was calling in Bigfella to your comment list and I'm being called. Bigfella.

Big guy, Bigfella, Biggie. What's up? The notorious B-I-G.

I ain't seen. And I had somebody call me the notorious B.I.G. once. I'm like going, I am not. What's up, Biggie? That's crazy. Seriously. And Cab's right on this deal. It's always white guys. White guys are the idiots that do these things for some reason. I don't know what it is.

That brother stuff. I'm not with it, bro. The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesar Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin', JID, Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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