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Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. War of the Roses happening today, now on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Be listening after 7.30. So Tuesdays, we do it a little different than Thursdays. I know that on Thursdays we do, you know, 7 o'clock and 9 o'clock. On Tuesdays we do 7.40 and 9.40. So the War of the Roses this morning, she agreed to have a threesome, and now she's thinking that he is still a little too involved with the person that they chose to be the third. And actually, it was mutually agreed upon. And wait till you hear who that third is. It's unbelievable to hear this. It's Megan from the Mojo in the Morning show. I don't even say that. I'm joking. Megan, would you oppose? Would that be something? I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.

At this point, it's just been so long. I'll take anything I could get.

That's like going right into the carnival, like right at the moment and going right on the roller coaster, you know? What's the scariest ride at Cedar Point?

The Maverick.

The Maverick. Or was it the one that last year got shut down? That might have been the scariest ride. but that's like going in you cannot go into Cedar Point and go right to the Maverick you have to work your way that'd be like being a little bit dry sexually for a while and then all of a sudden next thing you know you're in a threesome that would be kind of like let's go for it guys so we have that coming up this morning we got a lot of good prizes Taylor Swift tickets this hour and then next hour Ed Sheeran tickets so stick around for that it's Mojo in the Morning Show. Listen, I'm not asking for much. Like, I really don't. I don't think I ask for a lot, do I? Can you please tell me why this is that it frustrates me so much? And maybe it frustrates you, and if it does, we'll share in the frustration. I cannot stand when you get a reply from somebody on a text that you sent to them and their reply is a thumbs up.

I feel personally attacked.

Why do you have to thumbs up me? Because thumbs up basically says go F yourself, doesn't it? No. Oh, yes, it does.

It's the quick and easy response. No. You're talking about the little, like the, not the emoji,

like the little thing that you can, it's either a heart or a thumbs up, thumbs down, exclamation point. That, you're talking about that? I'm talking about either.

Any of those thumbs. If you give me the, uh, if you give me a thumb, no, no, no, it's not easy. It's just as easy for you to, to basically, uh, just say, okay. Oh, and the other one too.

The Ks. Oh, I don't like the K. The people that gives you a – if they give you a K, I want you to understand something. I think that you are the rudest MF-er in the world, that you're just K-ing me. Like, I wrote this question in pretty decent length, and the question basically was to – and I'll give the specifics on this. It was to one of the salespeople. And I asked a question about a promotion that we got coming up this week that I'll talk about. And the question was about a way to make it bigger was to bring some concert tickets with. And I was like, hey, what do you think about this idea? And it was like, thumbs up. Well, thumbs up doesn't tell me, can you actually help me put this thing together?

No, but it tells me that it's a good idea.

Really? Okay. So it's a good enough idea that they thumbs up.

So she liked your idea?

Yes. I get so frustrated with that.

See, I would rather have the thumbs up than K. K, to me, really grinds my gears. And you know what else gets me? Yeah. Is the okay period. Yeah. You are salty and you are hostile and holding something against me. Just throw an exclamation point at the end.

But the thumbs up is I've heard, I'm responding. It doesn't need me to elaborate, but I need you to know that I have seen this. K to me is more like A little bit Like got it leave me alone K cool got it whatever And then no response at all you would be even madder So what do you want me to do

My thought on both Is that they're rude My thought on Shannon's The period afterwards

That's a statement

The period is the middle finger You might as well honestly put the middle finger at the end of that thing And it looks like an exclamation point

You always use the period No, our boss Tony always uses the period. And if he does, I respond and I say, you need to resend this text with an exclamation point. And I do the same thing with an email with him. You can ask him. I only do. No, no.

I only do period if there is a sentence that I just wrote. So if I wrote a sentence. It's every time. But if I write a sentence, a period is okay.

But okay is a sentence.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. Okay. It's like, how is the okay? Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. like okay okay like what which okay which okay are we doing okay yeah is it that now that would

be a good okay okay or that one okay in every situation you know which okay you deserve

i can take no more yes um you the okays that i'm getting back are usually like okay and then they forgot to write go after yourself or maybe it auto correct it out so That's what I always feel. What's going on, Mojo in the Morning? Hi, Jackie. How you doing? Oh, my God, Jackie, are you mowing your lawn? We're flying in your lawn. Where are you, Jackie?

Yeah, I'm mowing the lawn at 6.30 in the morning.

Yeah. What is that noise? What was that noise? Where were you?

I had the window down.

Oh, okay.

Don't be sassy back to us. Okay. Okay.

What's going on?

You moved to luck being okay with a period before, so.

I did?

No.

Oh, okay.

But my girlfriend's dad sends me just a thumbs-up emoji all the time, and I'm still not sure how he feels about me.

You know, the thumbs-up emoji is very rude. People don't understand that. And the emoji's rude, and then the, you know, what are those things called that are the hearts and the— I don't know what those are called. I have no idea what the technical aspect of those. Those are also annoying, too. You couldn't even find the emoji. You had to actually just quickly do that. Now, if you heart it, because I do a lot of hearts, I'm a hearter.

You are a hearter.

But a hearter means that you love, right, Jackie?

I think so. I think you're just responding so they know you saw it when it's like a reaction. If you go for the emoji, you've committed to just not replying to them.

Yeah. So let me get you straight. You hate all the emojis except for the one that you use. No. That's right. No, he's talking to me. I'm talking to Bojo. Yeah. By the way, just to go back to Jackie's and the fact that your friend's dad does this, we have to understand, they are dads. You know, moms and dads can get away with just about anything. I mean, they don't, they.

He also does the ellipses, the end of set.

That is my dad.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Why is that a thing? There are more little dots in a text message from my dad than when I had the chicken pock. like it is unbelievable in between every word there are three dots you know what though why

i kind of do that too and i think it's because i never did great in uh language arts like i was never good at where the comma should go yeah so i always end up doing the dots just to kind of like

make myself feel like i'm not as dumb as because if i put a comma in a spot that it doesn't need a comma or if i don't put it in then i feel like people are judging me she's i go back to mowing the lawn open that window back up again by the way why how could you open a window up on a morning

like today it keeps you awake if i have to be at work this early i don't know how you do this

yeah this is tough this is waking up and waking up to the weather that we have the temperatures

that we have uh kaden what's happening good morning how are you how are you what's going on

we're talking about the the rude texts that you get from people or rude text responses

for me it's the word sure when you say it without exclamation point like i think there's a huge

difference between sure and sure yes i am with you i'm telling you the exclamation point makes

all the difference yeah absolutely punctuation the i'm telling you punctuation does matter and i know that you know shannon talked about the period and that's why the period it matters in that case because it's rude but that's why exclamation points i over exclamation point things and i like that and and what i do is i don't ever just do one exclamation point so if i do one exclamation point the next one gets two exclamation points then the next one gets three exclamation points And then people think that I'm overemphasizing something that shouldn't have been overemphasized.

I have to go back through most emails that I send and remove exclamation points because I'm like, you can't end every sentence that way.

Like, like I want to say, hey, great job today. But then I want to say, continue to do it, you know, tomorrow. And then I want to say, you know, hope you have a good poop. You know, I don't know. I have no idea what, what to exclamation point. I read all three of those the same though. Do you? Have a great poop. Great job today. By the way, it's like talking to your kids, right, when you're potty training them? What's happening, Hannah?

So my dad used to send me just the letter K, capital K, and he used to think that that was okay. And I always thought he was mad at me for like two years until I explained it to him.

Yeah, it's the worst, isn't it? It's funny, but again, it goes back to dads. Dads don't know what they're doing.

Yeah, he was like, what do you mean? Like, I'm not mad at you. And I'm like, you sent me a capital K. And he's like, yeah, it's just okay. And I'm like, no, it's not.

Chris, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, good morning, Mojo. Good morning. Just wanted to say that I text a lot. And, you know, I got fat fingers, big hands, and I'm always hitting a period. And I go to erase it, and I'm hitting more letters or I'm hitting more commas or periods. They need to make the screens bigger Or something Because I'm literally looking like I don't know my vocabulary When I'm typing I'm on my way to work So you guys have a wonderful day

You too Are we having a wonderful day with an exclamation point after it? That's three exclamation points Have a great day Thank you buddy, we appreciate it Fat fingers by the way Is a real deal Because I, the other day, was in a group chat with Chelsea and another couple, and I fat-fingered and said the wrong thing. I wanted to say, I can't wait to get together with you, and I wrote, I can't get together with you, or something like that. And then the next sentence I wrote after that made it sound like I didn't want to actually be with them. And so Chelsea had to be my translator to explain, but my fingers were so bad, and then it auto-corrected. What's going on, Christina?

hey good morning you guys good morning what's happening so you guys are talking about this it's so funny i have a sister who always sends me two lowercase k's and i still don't really know what it means i'm like is that okay is that your own do you have it put into your shortcut

see i know it sounds stupid that to me is better than just okay really because it's like kk it's It's like, yeah, it's like, K-K. Or like, OK. OK. So it's a thing, then. World of difference.

So it's kind of a cutie way of saying it? I never knew that.

I'm not sure. She's younger than me, so I thought maybe it was just something I didn't know. I've never actually asked her. I just kind of go with it.

Does it happen? Like, if you go into your phone, can you lowercase k it? Because sometimes if you do the k, it automatically starts as, especially if you're starting a new sentence, it goes right. Like, she's taking the effort to do the lowercase k's.

I think so, but I also don't think it auto-corrects it, because I think I've tried that before, just to see if it's tried to change.

Okay, all right, that's, no, that's a very, I have to remember that. Thank you for the call. Reen C., what's happening?

Hey, what up, though? How you doing?

You know what, doing all right. What's going on with you?

I said, what up, though? What up, though?

Wait, what is my response supposed to be when you say, what up, though?

What up, though? You're supposed to hit me back with a what up, though.

say what up doe I'm supposed to what up doe back

yeah you're supposed to say what up doe back and you're not only supposed to say what up doe back you're supposed to do the head not up like yeah what up doe this is a lot of steps for him at once thank you by the way thank you by the way for telling me that I want to give you a little clarification you know what I'm saying we're talking about text messages I'm like I love it wow so

what up doe What up, Doe?

All right. Wait, one more time. What up, Doe? But I'm doing, wait, I'm doing the head thing, too. I don't know how she got disconnected. What happened there? All right, we'll be back with more Mojo in the Morning coming up in moments, period.

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