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Don't Mess With Kev's Grandmamother
Mojo In The Morning

Don't Mess With Kev's Grandmamother

from Mojo In The Morning

July 15, 2026 | 00:11:26 | Leisure

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Give a little bit of, give a little bit of. I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious. Kat's grandma has no air conditioning.

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Look how his face just dropped. You're going to chill on my grandma.

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You're a horrible grandson. You're going to chill on my grandma. Should we call her and check in?

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I'm going to tell you right now, you better not be talking spit about my grandma. I'm talking spit about you.

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Your grandma and your mom Lisa today.

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If your grandma was my grandma, she would be living in my house in her own room. If my grandma was your grandma, she'd be dead. What makes you say that? Don't play with my grandma. Would she be dead because you killed her because you wouldn't give her any air conditioning?

00:02:53 - 00:02:55 | Speaker 7:

I don't know how your grandma died. I don't know. I'm not going to say that.

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Your grandmother deserves air conditioning. She's been on this planet for 95. She doesn't want it. She does.

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You know how many people in the family have tried to give her an air condition, have tried to do all this? She doesn't want this, bro. Sometimes you can't ask. You just do. Yeah. Well, y'all do it then. Y'all so invested. Put y'all money where y'all mouth is. How much do you care?

00:03:14 - 00:03:20 | Speaker 6:

Lydia, how much does... Lydia just found one, an air conditioning unit. How much did the one cost that you bought?

00:03:21 - 00:03:22 | Speaker 1:

It's about $170.

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$170?

00:03:23 - 00:03:26 | Speaker 1:

Is that like a window one or a floor one? It was a window one.

00:03:26 - 00:03:34 | Speaker 6:

So it's a window one. Is there any way that we can double that and get one for a listener and one for Kev's mom?

00:03:34 - 00:03:35 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, absolutely.

00:03:36 - 00:03:41 | Speaker 6:

Or grandma. And then we'll have our new engineer, Andy, go install it.

00:03:42 - 00:03:47 | Speaker 7:

Actually, we'll call Randy, the old engineer, and say, Randy, we've got one last thing we need you to do. Break your golden screwdriver.

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Hold on a second here. Cheyenne, are you there, Cheyenne?

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I'm here.

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Poor Cheyenne. Listen to this, man. 100, it's going to feel like 103 degrees today, humidity blasting, and what do you got going on?

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100 degrees with a broken air compressor. I've been actually trapped in the house all week.

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Oh, my gosh.

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She's not going anywhere.

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So this is your car, obviously, with the compressor, right?

00:04:16 - 00:04:17 | Speaker 8:

Oh, yeah, yeah.

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So you're staying home because you don't even need to go outside.

00:04:23 - 00:04:26 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, we're not even going outside this week, no.

00:04:26 - 00:04:33 | Speaker 6:

This is like, you know how we take snow days off and, like, people get off from work for snow? This is like that.

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It's his day.

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Yeah.

00:04:34 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 7:

He did. That's what I was on. When we had that July 4th week off, and that was the first week of just straight 90s, I only got left the house the first three days.

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Yeah.

00:04:43 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 7:

For what? To go check on your grandma with no air conditioning. I'm on a boat. You got one more chance.

00:04:50 - 00:04:53 | Speaker 8:

Yeah, my house has four air conditioners, actually.

00:04:54 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 6:

Man, yeah, crank that up. I would put all four on there, although she's not eligible.

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for the unit. Lydia, she's got four. She's got four.

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Hey, look, you ain't lying, though. I ain't going over there. I know you didn't. No, I didn't. I was at the house watching Netflix. No shirt on, drawers on, chilling with the cool air. Like, grandma probably hot as hell. Did you at least call her? All right, grandma probably hot as hell. I know grandma hot as hell. Oh, my God.

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That's what she be on, though. She doesn't want to go. What if grandma sits on the couch and chills naked with her Netflix on?

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Let him hang. Hey, she's there watching news at 11.30, noon, 2 o'clock. She watched news all the time. Ain't nothing happened. It's the same news all day.

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What news does she watch?

00:05:40 - 00:05:54 | Speaker 5:

Everybody. So she's local four, two, seven. Then, you know what I'm saying, she is sitting in type of lady, too. So she likes Rachel Maddow. She used to watch Joy. Wolf Blitzer.

00:05:54 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 4:

She watched the whole thing till midnight. Dominic, what are you talking to? Dominic, who are you talking to?

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Oh, hey. Oh, I was talking to my UPS buddies, talking about how we don't have AC in the UPS truck.

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That's why your doors are open?

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Oh.

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That's why the doors are open.

00:06:11 - 00:06:13 | Speaker 5:

Wow. It makes sense now. They ride with the doors open.

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And then in the back of the trucks, you get like 20 degrees hotter. So it's like. That's insane. I don't know if it's 100 out, you know. These days are rough.

00:06:22 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 4:

Buddy, I don't know how you guys do it. I really don't. In this modern age where UPS is delivering a million and one packages, why would they not buy vehicles? I'd quit and go work at Amazon.

00:06:36 - 00:06:45 | Speaker 5:

Let me tell you this. UPS reported an annual revenue of $88 billion last year. And you tell me y'all can't put air conditioning in the trucks?

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It's crazy.

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I think they think it's pointless. That's crazy. All the other ones have AC, right? The mail trucks, the FedEx.

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No, the mail ones don't either.

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My male lady doesn't. Okay, they got some new male trucks in my neighborhood. I'm sure they have AC. They look like spaceships.

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You're in a bougie area, so that's...

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Oh, the Amazon trucks? Yeah, they're all electric. And the new male trucks, I think, do.

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The male trucks look like spaceships. I'm going to take a picture.

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I'll show you what I'm talking about. Please do.

00:07:09 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 4:

My male lady, the poor lady, she is so nice. First off, she gets sad when I answer the door because she likes to talk to Chelsea. But this poor lady, man, she is sweating like a hoe in church.

00:07:24 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 1:

i love when they wear their shorts what's going on madison hi i've been driving my 2016 ford edge with no ac for years ever since a deer decided to run into me i did not run into the deer and it broke your ac yeah i've paid 800 three separate times to get it fixed and they keep saying it's something different and now they're telling me it's 1200

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and i'm not paying that so i'm just one man i don't know i'd pay the 1200 bucks no it's a scam it's a scam

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I paid the 800 like 3 or 4 times I paid the 1200 and next year I have to do it again

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what kind of vehicle did you say it was again

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it's a 2016 Ford Edge

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go to Gabara Steve Gabara Zod Ford tell Zod Ford to help you they won't scam you

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if you can share your number with Lydia and I'll get you with Steve and the gang we'll take care of you

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hold on a second see he's going to help Madison but he won't help his grandma

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I'm trying to help my grandma All right, fat man. Hey, that was Madison. Shut up. Listen, you need another sleep exam.

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24-year-old Madison.

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Hey, you're skating on thin water. Or thin ice. Wait, what? Never mind.

00:08:33 - 00:08:38 | Speaker 4:

It would be water. It's not going to melt in this weather. What's going on? How are you doing, Mike? I'm calling Chelsea.

00:08:39 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 6:

What's up? Hey, good morning, Mojo fam. Hey, what's going on? Hey, yeah, I have both a car and a house with no AC. dude this is like with like with the cars just like an a to b and like as you get going just like with the like the mail carriers and the ups you roll with your windows down or with the ups you roll with the with the doors open yeah but like like with the house like we have uh like when we're there or when we're not there we have the windows open uh when we're there we have the doors open as well and we have a couple fans but uh like uh our ac like it it just like it just it feels like it cools like it works all day it's like one of those big like boxy like rectangular looking ac units because we have like an older mobile home so it runs all day and it feels like where do you live doesn't even cool the house down where do you live uh chesterfield oh man i don't know this is yeah i live in a mobile home park in chesterfield and it's an older home um it's probably like maybe like in the 70s it's got its issues but uh yeah i don't like the double whammy of car and home how many people you got in the home with you uh well we have me myself

00:10:00 - 00:10:30 | Speaker 2:

and my girl and then we have a dog and a cat and we are just so worried about the pets uh like during the day because we have the doors closed and like there's no air around so we have like the windows and we're trying to create like like a current type of thing um like like with the fans but it just doesn't work and like we have a camera in the living room and we can just like see our dog just like laying down in front of the fan uh like just panting and everything Tough question. It just kills us.

00:10:30 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 7:

Tough question. If you had to choose one pet to die of heat exhaustion, would it be the dog or the cat?

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By the way, I would like that organization that came after me to go after him now.

00:10:44 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 7:

This is a two separate situation, dog or cat, sir.

00:10:47 - 00:10:56 | Speaker 5:

No, no, no. Hold on a second. We're not killing animals. Hold on. The answer! Hold on, Mike. Mike, we're going to give you a possibility of getting one of these, okay? Lydia, that's a good one.

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It's a great one. you. That's a great one.

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Lydia Chesterfield. Actually, Chesterfield might not be a bad idea because that would be Lydia. That'd be on your way home. Hold on one second, Mike. We got it. All right. Thank you. Hold on a second. You did say cat, right?

00:11:14 - 00:11:23 | Speaker 6:

No. I think you said cat. Hold on a second here. Why don't you ask that question? I wanted to know. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to ask you the same question. You got three dogs, Shannon. Pick one. Hold on.

00:11:24 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 5:

We already know. Amanda. What did you want to say, Amanda?

00:11:27 - 00:11:53 | Speaker 8:

Hey guys, I listen to you every morning, I call you guys my co-workers, I'm a delivery driver, thank you, love you too, so Kev, if your grandma needs an AC unit, I'm out and about today, and I'm happy to pick one up for her, and bring it out to you guys, so that she's not hot, for sure, we in Eastern Market, but look, he's got some Netflix to watch today, so he's busy, Shannon, you want some of this too?

00:11:54 - 00:12:15 | Speaker 7:

I'm not joking. It's not a joke. I'm dead serious. I will go pick her up. We're in Easter Market. You drop it off. You're dead serious. She might be dead by this point. They say iHeartRadio on the building. Are you prepared to buy her for it? I got you. Hold on a second. I'll pay for it. I'll drop it off. Hold on. I'm not turning down no blessing.

00:12:15 - 00:12:16 | Speaker 5:

Lisa, what are you calling for?

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I'm calling to give Kev's grandma an air conditioner as well.

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Let's do it.

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Let's do it. Everybody must have helped your grandma out.

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God bless you. I replaced the compressor. I bought three units I got stuck with. Well, listen.

00:12:30 - 00:12:38 | Speaker 7:

So what we'll do is we'll give another one to another family that we have call in. And then one will go to my grandma and one will go to somebody else.

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Listen.

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I love that.

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Lisa and Amanda. God bless y'all. You have no idea what Kev's grandma looks like, sounds like, don't even know her name, and you're willing to help her.

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Grandma, mama.

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This woman helped raise this guy, make him the guy who he is today, turned him on to sports because she loves sports so much. And he is this, ah, she's okay.

00:13:03 - 00:13:17 | Speaker 8:

Why aren't you buying her an air conditioning unit? Why are we strangers doing it? Ask that question one more time. Why are the strangers offering to get your grandma an AC unit, but you're not after what Mojo just said? No shade, no shade. Wait, wait, wait.

00:13:17 - 00:13:28 | Speaker 7:

Did you just tune in? Or, like, where is all this energy coming from? I'm just messing with you, Kev. You know I love you. I love you, too. Pick up a round five. I just wanted to donate to her.

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