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mojo in the morning mojo shannon megan mike kp lydia good to have you guys here on channel 955 104.5 snx and 92.5 kiss fm so the answer has finally come out from the experts to an age-old question Is it okay to sleep With your undies on I don't know why I say um

I'm just happy you didn't say panties

I know I guess this goes for guys and girls Yes

You're saying that guys can't wear panties?

Well no

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I wore I told you this already I wore Aunt Pat's panties back when I was a kid. Did you really? They were honestly the most comfortable, yes. That's amazing. They were very silky. Your guys' underwear is like something that a guy would buy just for their honeymoon night or something like that. What? It's got silkiness to it. It's got comfort to it.

I don't think any of that is true. There's no way that fits comfortably.

Yeah, I don't think anybody's ever said in the history of the world that women's underwear is more comfortable than men's.

Well, then you didn't try on Aunt Pat's underwear.

Okay, so what's the verdict here?

All right, experts recommend losing the undies during sleep.

Yeah.

One doctor explains if, in quotes, the area is constantly covered, especially by a fabric, that's not moisture-absorbent.

Moisture wicking.

Is that what the word is?

Yeah, because you want to take the moisture away from that area.

Moisture wicking, absorbent, moisture collects. They say that it's not good, that it breeds bacteria and yeast.

To get BV.

Women are prone to get itchy and irritable down there. Same goes for guys. Actually, a urologist said that your draws keep the heat and moisture in and the bacteria thrive in a warm, moist environment.

I never, ever, ever wear underwear to bed.

Do you? Occasionally, if I fall asleep wearing what I was wearing the night before But if I put on my shorts, like if I put on my comfy, I don't know, I've got some piston shorts and stuff like that, I will take off my underwear and just go completely without. Sometimes with my sweatpants, I will leave my underwear on just because it doesn't feel as comfortable, the sweatpants that I have. Really? Yeah.

I have to be careful because I would love to sleep fully nude, but my son, who's three years old, is constantly just kind of sneaking in out of nowhere. And the next thing I know, he'll be standing on the side of my bed. Hey, buddy, how you doing?

But even if you throw on pants or sweatpants or shorts or whatever, you don't wear underwear, do you?

Yeah. You do? I do, yeah. I didn't know about this, though.

Can I tell you something weird? And I don't know what he wore last night, but I wanted to hear from the people who sleep with underwear and find out if you guys are itching this morning. But Mike slept at my house last night, okay, because we had a late night last night. And I said to him, I go, hey, are you going to put any pajamas on or anything like that? He said he did not bring any pajamas. I forgot. What do you think he slept in, guys?

Did you let him borrow a shirt?

No. Oh. No, no. No, no. Why wouldn't you do that? Mike would be wearing my shirt Just like Chelsea would be wearing Would it be as sexy on Mike as it would be on me No, I think He wore Nothing In my guest bed

Well here's the thing I would wash those sheets I would definitely wash those sheets either way Because somebody slept in them

I didn't, I didn't, so I didn't wear underwear, but I, I, I wanted to be comfortable. I didn't have kids. So what did you wear on top? Did you wear, were you completely naked? I was fully naked. Oh, God. Oh, no, man. There's no kids running in there? He's naked. I would wash the sheets either way. It's gross. That is gross. Now I'm never going to be able to get Megan to stay at our house because she'll, she won't even just think that cleaning the, you know, you know, a washer would get rid of your funk on that thing.

Yeah. Yeah.

It'll make us have to get a new bed completely.

You know what's so funny about this is my ex-husband, I call him my husband, Andrew, he grew up in a family of all voice. And so for him to have a girl, a daughter, Lucy's nine, is like, you know, he's hitting or doing things with her or experiencing things with her that he's never experienced before. And so just the other night, this came up because he texted me and was like, Lucy is telling me that she doesn't have to wear underwear to bed because she wants to let it air out at a girl. And I'm like, yes, that is true. That is what I, you know, I taught her and told her and she should not be wearing underwear to bed. And he's like, OK, I just really wish that I didn't have to hear my nine year old say, Mom said I need to air it out.

And he didn't have sisters, too. right? He didn't have sisters. He only has nephews. Yep. Gail, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Good morning, everybody. Happy Friday.

Oh, yes.

I do not sleep with undies on unless Aunt Flo is in town. That is the only simulation.

That's it. And then do you have your period panties that you put on? Absolutely.

Absolutely. I stopped using feminine hygiene products that you buy from the store about, I don't know, six years ago. I've been using period panties religiously since then, and I won't go back.

Do you use Thinx? Is that what you buy? Yes. The best. There's a week. Shannon and I use those. Megan turned me on to them. They are the best. Expensive, but worth it.

Expensive, but they do after pay, so you can do installment payments if you're broke like me. How long? Wait, how expensive are they?

Very expensive. They're like $40 a barrel.

Well, it depends on if you get the briefs, which I get the boxer briefs, and I wear those, like the boy shorts or whatever, and that's what I will wear to bed if it is my time of the month.

See, I feel like my fat size rolls up boy shorts or I do the regular underwear.

The thongs are a little bit nicer, but you don't want to wear those to bed. No, don't get the thongs. They fall apart too quickly.

No, I have three pairs of the thongs that I wear for like everyday flattery because, you know, I'm a mom and that happens. So I wear the thongs when I'm not on my period and I've never had any problems.

My elastic bands have like literally gotten ruined so quickly. And they're like $35. It makes me so mad. ESPN.com. Well, let me explain what these are. This is how I feel every time When you guys talk about the lions.

Who do you think the lions are going to draft?

So if you don't know what things are, and this is not an ad, but it's basically underwear that you can wear, and you don't have to wear a tampon or a pad because they absorb their hair. Or if you're like me, they're great backups. I wear them, yeah. Yeah. All right. They're not the cutest. Girls rule. Get over it. All right. Take care of yourself. You know what? I wish people would have told me about this stuff, okay?

Andrew, please, give us a little bit of peace here. What did you want to say, Andrew?

I've been doing it for years. I actually grew up in a very conservative Christian family, and then I started doing it when I moved out.

Doing what again? Explain to the listeners. What are you doing?

Sleeping without my boxers, briefs, nothing. Just going full commando.

Oh, man. So, wait, I like how you say that this has to do something religious-wise. What do the people that are Christians normally sleep in?

Oh, for my family, I mean, they were, like, hardcore Bible thumpers and everything. I mean, I've been trained for a few years. Oh, yeah, they were bad.

Yeah. So there's different underwear.

Everything was very conservative. Like, you had to wear...

Do they wear, like, the old underwear, like, the Western underwear that they used to wear back in the day?

I'm very confused that you brought your religion into this.

Or Amish underwear. They wear Amish.

All the tighty-whities, like, military, like, brief.

Dude, I'm going to tell you something. Speaking of that, I was talking to my brother about this. My dad used to take us underwear shopping, and he would make us buy those horrible, like, Hanes, white, like, jockey underwear or jockey underwear.

That's exactly what I wore.

And I told my brother, I said, I think it might be the reason that all of us in our family have small packages. It's because my dad made us wear these horrible underwear that basically they did not allow us as little boys to have our privates grow. I think there's something to that.

We should look into this. You guys, you two go with that.

How big are your privates? We're going to get back at the girls right now that we were just talking just a couple of minutes ago about all the period panties. So we're going to talk for a while.

I'll give a number if you guys are okay with it. Oh, geez.

You're going to give us a size. No, it's not. Okay, well. All right. All right. I kind of want to know. We've already gone this far. Wait, how big? Six. Oh, my. Okay. Oh, wow. You don't have to show off. Oh, you must have very big penis. Wow. Penis so big. So big penis.

You know what's funny about that is that I don't think I've ever, like, pulled out, and I know that you're going to say that I'm lying on this one, but I don't think I have ever pulled out a measuring device to measure what I have. You are an absolute liar. 100% a liar. I just did like this. I was like, it's like this. No, you're a liar. You compare it to things You did it when you were a teenager I never have done that Not every guy does that Every guy does that Girls, Shannon, Megan, KP, Lydia Please, understand this Not every guy measures themselves Okay Thank you, that's the correct response

99% of guys do, Mojo's just a weird outlier

No, hold on a second, hold on, hold on Mark, are you there?

Yes, sir

Mark, have you measured yourself? No shame. Yes, absolutely. I don't want to lie. You son of a bitch. Lord's watching. You son of a bitch. I was trying to prove that not every guy is that way. But when did you do it? Did you do it when you were younger or was it like recently?

I'm 50, I don't know, maybe a year ago.

Yeah.

Why?

You got to check up on it. Were you trying to see if it shrunk when you were 50?

No, it didn't actually. He's like had to take him a tap for a second. Yeah, they're making me so embarrassed. No, so my wife bought me these underwear. They're kind of expensive, and they're called Saks, S-A-X-S. Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about this. Oh, they're awesome because they have, like, a pouch down there to keep the boys up.

Ooh.

And I got some. No, they're really cool, and they look great, you know. And my buddies wear boxers, just regular boxers.

I don't understand just the boxers. Like, what's, how's that helping you?

Give you no protection.

Exactly. And you know what? Their boys hang all the way down. Yeah. I've had. How do you know they have? Well, because, you know, like we go to, we play hockey and then, you know, we shower afterwards. Oh, okay. So you're checking. You're checking.

You're gazing, huh?

You know? No. I'm not gay. I mean, nothing. No.

No, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm not talking about that.

No, no, you're not gay. I'm just saying, your eyes are wandering. You're not gay. You're a meat gazer. Yeah. Like gazing.

Yeah. Mark, let me tell you something that I tell my kids all the time. Comparison is the thief of joy. So if you're comparing how low your balls sag to theirs, you're stealing your own ball joy.

No, but, you know, they wear boxers because, oh, their wives think it's cool and cute and sexy. But, you know, I think what helped me when I was a kid, like in the 70s, yeah, my mom bought me those, you know, Fruit of the Looms, the white ones. Yes. And then when I got older, I wore boxer briefs. And then my wife got me to these stacks, you know, with the pouch down there. And my boys are perfect.

How do you know they're perfect? Honestly, I feel so enlightened to walk you through your underwear history, Mark.

All right. All right. Well, you guys have a good day.

Picture a nurse in scrubs. Got it? Okay. Now picture a nurse wearing a windbreaker and rain boots, because those can be scrubs too. In a suit at a policy meeting. Also scrubs. A high-biz vest and a hard hat? Definitely scrubs. Sun hat and bug spray? Scrubs, Florida style. Jeans and a tee? You guessed it. Still scrubs. You might think you know what a nurse looks like, but it's not what they wear. It's how they care. For us, and for all of Florida. The Florida Center for Nursing. Recognizing all our state's nurses. Thank you very much.