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Don't Take My Skinny Jeans
Mojo In The Morning

Don't Take My Skinny Jeans

from Mojo In The Morning

November 15, 2024 | 00:07:50 | Leisure

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story learn more at 10xgenomics.com all right mojo in the morning show shannon's been told by everyone that it's out and it's so much so that your stepdaughter is going into your closets and

00:01:43 - 00:02:19 | Speaker 8:

getting rid of your clothes yeah so tic tac plus my daughters lucy and my stepdaughter samantha and even the mall are saying that skinny jeans are no more really this is killing me they are Out of style for both men and women, and wide leg jeans or straight leg jeans are prevailing this season. I took the girls to the mall. You can't find anything except for wide leg or baggy jeans, which are fine, because I have some pairs of those, and I like them. But I love my skinny jeans, especially being short. I know. Like, wide leg jeans just make me look like a tree stump a lot of times. Yeah.

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And how do you wear heels with mom jeans?

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Or, like, even, like, I like wearing boots over, like, the bottom of my jeans. For sure. You can't do that with wide-legged jeans. I don't understand this. Don't tell me what to do. I am still going to bust out my skinny jeans with my Uggs. I don't even care this fall and winter. But what was really funny is Samantha, who's in her sophomore year, went into our closet and took all of her dad's skinny jeans because he wears, I have to say past tense now, wore real tight skinny jeans. And she took them all out and was like, we are getting rid of these. You are not allowed to wear them. you need to go to the mall and get new jeans so he ordered a bunch online you guys he looks like a total dad like they are dad jeans what he bought are they what are they because he like you has no booty oh and so he they're just and he's oh he's littler no offense once if you're listening like he's not a tall guy and they just i don't know it looks funny to me i'm like you look like a dad

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Do you know what this reminds me of? It reminds me of when we were younger, my sisters went in and got rid of my dad's dress shoes and bought them like a pair of gym shoes, like got them a pair of Nikes. Yeah. Because my dad would wear dress shoes all the time with, you know, like jeans and shorts and everything. Yeah. But has anybody ever had that happen to them? Has anybody ever had this where you cleaned out your significant other's closet or your parents' closet and you got rid of their clothes because you were just so tired of seeing them dressed in this? This is interesting. So skinny jeans are out.

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skinny skinny jeans that's me in my skinny jeans look at me busting out of the seams i don't care what you think of me because i'm happy in my skinny jeans there you go um that's

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that's uh interesting i feel like uh this has taken a long time for skinny jeans to go out because skinny jeans seems like they were in for a long time this is what makes me mad though i feel

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like jean style stay in style for like 15 years and then overnight it's like never again never

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again well and you know what's back in style is boot cut no jeans that was like high school

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middle school high school over my dead body because kids these days don't know that when you walk one day when it's raining those bell bottoms are going to soak up every droplet of water and they start getting frayed and then they're not supposed to be you're cold all day at school while the bottom of your pants are just soaking wet. Yeah, they suck.

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Hi, Amanda. What's going on?

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Shannon, you are so far behind.

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Oh, shut up, Amanda.

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It's been a while, hasn't it?

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And this has been talked about for some time now.

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Well, I've had wide-leg jeans for a while now. But my point is, if you go to the mall, you can't even buy them. Yeah, truly. Like, they are nowhere to be found. I've never been finding them in years.

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Yeah. No, that's not true. How long has it been?

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Because I bought a pair two years ago, last year. I don't know.

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How long has it been since you've actually worn a pair of skinny jeans?

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Probably at least three years, I would say. You lie. And you probably look bigger than you are.

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Why? Oh, because skinny jeans help you look skinnier? Is that what you're saying?

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I think so.

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See, I always feel like they look skinnier on somebody like yourself. On me, they look like a sausage.

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See, I feel like I look, and I love wearing wide leg jeans because they're comfy, but I feel like I look, you know, like a sausage. I don't know.

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You and I just had this conversation when you went to shop for jeans. Yes, because I have been told by the young people of America, not only are skinny jeans out, but so are ankle socks. Apparently, if you wear ankle socks, everybody goes, you're millennial or older. And it's driving me nuts. So I went out and I bought, I'm wearing like three quarter length socks right now and I hate them. I feel so old and weird. I think what young people don't understand is in my science textbook in fifth grade, these were the socks the kids wore with their striped polos and khaki cargo shorts. Like I, I hate these. And they were called chinos. Oh my God. I hate this so much.

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I remember, yeah. By the way, it's funny. Somebody was telling me that jeans in general are out, that everybody, all the guys.

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She wouldn't even let me buy jeans for a back-to-school shop. Not one single pair.

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Everything's khaki nowadays. Everybody wants khaki.

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Oh, no, it's black biker shorts and, like, yoga pants.

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Really? Beth, what's up? Hi, Beth.

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Hey, so, first of all, Madewell and Abercrombie sell them. So, I bought them recently. But, second of all, you know, the millennials are the cool kids, right? Not these little kids. So, we dictate what's cool and not them. Yes, Beth.

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There you go. Stand up for yourself. What's up, Nicole? Huh? Where'd you go? Oh, you just, you, you bogged out. Say it again. What were you saying?

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Now, here's what I will say. They do make my hips look great, but my butt just becomes a pancake.

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yes exactly i can never find a good pair if anyone knows if a good pair let me know but

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here's the deal we're all can prevail we are all still gonna wear no no if we all wear if we all

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wear what's in style then everybody looks the same way we all look like fat asses right don't

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or flat asses too they don't make you look fat it's just they make you i think they make everybody look yes it's just straight straight it's just straight what's going on jordan hi so i don't

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mind that skinny jeans are going i mean i grew up in the 2000s it's i love skinny jeans but what i cannot handle is low rise coming back no my fupa cannot handle

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absolutely not i want my jeans up under my boobies

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The higher the better.

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I feel like, again, this is going to be, we should title this, Kids These Days. They didn't grow up with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. You don't understand how low low-rise jeans can go. And we fought to get rid of those for you. I don't want to see the top of your pubic hair.

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I just don't. Aaron, what's up?

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Hey, Mojo. Yeah. this is how i feel about shorts anytime i go to the store they're all the really short shorts yes those are they're not long enough for me i actually got called out i was golfing the other

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day and a bunch of the red wings guys were golfing too and uh i got called out for wearing shorts that were too long they told me that i'm not cool because my shorts are too long i don't want my ball sack popping out when I sit down in a chair. You know? Exactly. It's bad. The last caller was talking about her fupa. I'm talking about the balls. That would be a bad day for all if that happens.

00:09:12 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 5:

I love this texter that just texted Megan and I try to pry my skinny jeans and ankle socks from my millennial hands. I will fight you!

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