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Donut or Done It?
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Donut or Done It?

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February 1, 2023 | 00:07:28 | Leisure

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00:01:53 - 00:02:20 | Speaker 6:

mojo in the morning home of the phone scams the war of the roses and the dirty on the 30 we're gonna play a little contest here we all know how much we love or i'm sorry i love contests i do love contests why did i get so excited when i said that i was like a little kid i getting excited

00:02:20 - 00:02:24 | Speaker 3:

From the very beginning, we said you should have been born a game show host.

00:02:24 - 00:02:31 | Speaker 6:

I really should have been. Hi, it's Stink Martindale here. Welcome to...

00:02:31 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 3:

Wait, no, hold on. Hold your really long, skinny Bob Barker microphone.

00:02:37 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 6:

I loved... Do you know that I asked for that for Christmas one year? No. I wanted one of those microphones like Bob Barker had. Actually, Johnny Dare, my buddy from Kansas City, said that he was looking on eBay to try to see if he could buy the Bob Barker microphone for me as a gift. He thought that that would be kind of cool.

00:02:56 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 3:

We had Bob Barker on the show in the early days, and I remember you asking him for it. And he said, oh, no, that's going to the Smithsonian. Yeah.

00:03:03 - 00:03:07 | Speaker 6:

He, you know, listen, it should, right? Yeah. I mean, think about everything.

00:03:07 - 00:03:08 | Speaker 3:

How many decades that guy was doing?

00:03:08 - 00:04:23 | Speaker 6:

Yeah, that was big. All right, so here's the contest, you guys. So listeners are going to call us up this morning, and they're going to describe for us what they had most recently, and we have to guess what it is. In a contest we call Donut or Done-It. What have you had most recently? A delicious donut? Or have you had sex? Oh, that's the wrong button. Oh, it's supposed to be a... Wait, no, hold on. Where did it go? No, here it is. Somebody deleted my... Oh, no. No, that's wrong. Oh, somebody deleted my... I had the... Ah. All right, I'll choose. There you go. There it is. Oh, thank you. I'll resave it in that spot right there. So what have you had most recently? A donut? Or sex? Oh. All right, let's go. But here's the deal. Will, you have to describe the thing that you had, and then we have to guess whether it's donut or you done it, okay? Will?

00:04:23 - 00:04:24 | Speaker 2:

Hey, how's it going?

00:04:25 - 00:04:28 | Speaker 6:

This is the part where the contestant speaks, Will. Let me try this again.

00:04:28 - 00:04:29 | Speaker 2:

I'm sorry.

00:04:29 - 00:04:35 | Speaker 6:

Welcome, Will. Welcome, Will. Hi, Will. Hey, Will. Where are you from?

00:04:36 - 00:04:36 | Speaker 2:

Wyandotte.

00:04:37 - 00:04:45 | Speaker 6:

Nice to have you here. All right, describe what it was, Will, that you had most recently, and we have to see if we can guess it correctly.

00:04:46 - 00:04:56 | Speaker 2:

All right. Well, it was enjoyed in the morning. It was warm, sweet, and cream-filled.

00:04:56 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. Hold on a second. That, to me.

00:05:00 - 00:05:06 | Speaker 2:

It sounds exactly like a donut. I'm praying. I am praying for that answer.

00:05:08 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 4:

Well, I've done it.

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Oh, no.

00:05:12 - 00:05:12 | Speaker 4:

Congratulations.

00:05:13 - 00:05:20 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Well, hey, you don't win a prize, but you already got yours, so you don't need one.

00:05:20 - 00:05:22 | Speaker 3:

I'm a father of five. I get five prizes.

00:05:22 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 2:

Oh, isn't that beautiful? Oh, that's awesome. All right, let's go to the next contestant here. Edward. Hi, Edward.

00:05:30 - 00:05:31 | Speaker 4:

Hey, Mojo.

00:05:31 - 00:05:37 | Speaker 2:

How you doing, Edward? Describe what it was, Edward, and then we have to guess. Donut or done-it?

00:05:38 - 00:05:40 | Speaker 4:

Okay, okay. It was late at night.

00:05:41 - 00:05:42 | Speaker 2:

It was soft.

00:05:42 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 4:

It was pink. And then, surprisingly, I had two.

00:05:46 - 00:06:06 | Speaker 2:

Oh, come on. You know what that is, right? We all know what that is. That's a donut. It's got to be. Yes, it's strawberry cream donut. Oh, nice. I thought he was bragging for a new day. I know. Same. Edward, if you changed your guess on that one, I would have been so upset with you on that.

00:06:06 - 00:06:21 | Speaker 4:

No, no, no. I'm a stand-up guy. I was late night with some wine by myself, knocking back some drinks, and I'm just like, yo, they got donuts in this vending machine? So I tried to indulge. I couldn't just have one. It's so good.

00:06:21 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 2:

I'll join you next time. Yeah, we need to find that vending machine right now. Tanya, you're next up here right now for Donut or Dunnit.

00:06:30 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 4:

Well, hello, Mojo. First off, I need some clarification.

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Yes.

00:06:37 - 00:06:39 | Speaker 3:

Does it count if I was by myself?

00:06:43 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 2:

You know what? That sure does count. I'll move to the next call then because I know exactly what it is. Come on. It had to be that you were with yourself? Yeah. It was done it

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It was

00:06:58 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

I knew it Because listen I will tell you this I've had many a donut by myself But I never actually get that excited about it You know I don't know Thank you for the call I appreciate it

00:07:12 - 00:07:15 | Speaker 3:

I'm still winning either way

00:07:15 - 00:07:23 | Speaker 2:

I know that is true Hold on let me get it Donnie you're up next Hi, Donnie.

00:07:23 - 00:07:24 | Speaker 4:

Good morning.

00:07:24 - 00:07:29 | Speaker 2:

Good morning, Donnie. Donnie, please, donut or dunnit, describe for us.

00:07:30 - 00:07:32 | Speaker 4:

I'm just going to say something was glazed.

00:07:33 - 00:07:33 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God.

00:07:34 - 00:07:35 | Speaker 4:

This is bad.

00:07:35 - 00:07:38 | Speaker 2:

Again, again, it's got to be a donut.

00:07:39 - 00:07:41 | Speaker 4:

I don't think so. I think she's a little... Dump that.

00:07:41 - 00:07:43 | Speaker 2:

Everybody dump that. Everybody dump that.

00:07:43 - 00:07:47 | Speaker 1:

See, the reason we're using euphemisms is we don't want to be dirty.

00:07:47 - 00:08:12 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. By the way, you're a dirty girl. Oh, congratulations. Yeah Yes By the way, don't ever let Donnie call the show again She's been now banned from the show for like a week My goodness, congratulations Last up, David David, we've been doing pretty good with this thing I think we've been able to guess Donut or Dunnit pretty good

00:08:12 - 00:08:26 | Speaker 3:

Fabulous Vanilla Only winners get sprinkles and done in, like, 10 seconds. Well, done it. Yeah.

00:08:27 - 00:08:32 | Speaker 4:

I don't know. I could eat a donut pretty fast. I could do it under 10 seconds.

00:08:32 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 1:

I was going to say, if you're saying sprinkles, you're either real kinky or we're just going to get us donuts.

00:08:35 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 4:

I'm going to say donuts.

00:08:36 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's got to be.

00:08:38 - 00:08:42 | Speaker 3:

I can smash a donut in under 10 seconds. I love it. Yes.

00:08:44 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 2:

And by the way, you should be proud of that. I think that's a proud moment there for you. Congratulations.

00:08:50 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 1:

See if you can guess mine, okay? Yes. I couldn't wait. I just had to eat it in my car, and it made my pants tight.

00:09:02 - 00:09:03 | Speaker 3:

I don't like this.

00:09:04 - 00:09:10 | Speaker 2:

You're not going to guess? Megan's wishing she was back in Toledo. Don't look me in the eyes while you're doing these clues.

00:09:11 - 00:09:16 | Speaker 1:

It's not a donut. It's a dozen donuts. I ate a lot of them.

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