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I know sometimes we talk about DoorDash drivers, so this is not specific just to DoorDash drivers. It could be anybody. But I got done dirty by a DoorDash driver. Chelsea caught our DoorDash driver picking her flowers. This is crazy. So, I don't know if there are any listeners of ours that have, like, beautiful flowers in front of their home or back of their home or maybe a garden. Have you ever had people just help themselves to them? Like, where people come over and just randomly, like, cut your stuff? I almost said a bad word. I heard it. I liked it. Have you ever had that happen to you? So, we had a DoorDash driver that delivered DoorDash to our house. And when he delivered the DoorDash to our house, Chelsea said, she goes, I think that the DoorDash driver just got out of his car, went to her hydrangeas that she has in front of the house.

Your hydrangeas are beautiful. They're like trees.

And it's hydrangea blooming season right now because they're blooming. And I sent the ring camera. I don't know what you guys want to do. I feel bad. I don't want to get this guy like in trouble. But the funny thing is about this guy, he's a nice old gentleman. Look at the size of this man's old man shoes.

Are they hocus? Oh, wait, he's so old. He's got the hocus.

He's the old guy. He's so old. He's the old guy in the Scooby-Doo. Sweet man. Who killed or who was the person that did it? It was the old man. No, these aren't even hocus. These are like Reeboks or something. Those are New Balances. Or New Balances. New Balances are the old guys. So he kind of scopes it out. He walks, and then he stops for a second, and he kind of peers at it, goes over towards his car, gets out something to do the cutting with, and then comes back out and cuts.

He had a tool on take. He had a tool in the car.

He had his toolbox or scissors or something. I don't know. He was prepared. Maybe he's a florist, maybe by trade. But he took her flowers, which, to be quite honest, there's plenty of them. Like, there's literally so many of them in front of the house. That's not flattering? That they're taking your stuff? Yeah. Well, you tell me. What if I had a zucchini garden and I only had, you know, 20 zucchinis for the year? 20 zucchinis. And somebody takes two of them.

How many do I have now?

Math problem.

I mean, honestly, I'm asking because I'm not a flower guy. I don't plant flowers. But I think it would be a little flatter. Somebody came up and thought it was so beautiful and then picked one. Okay, then here's my question. No.

What if somebody came by your house and thought that your son was beautiful and grabbed him and put him in the car?

Maybe my son Flower.

Could you do that?

I've had this happen to me. I mean, it was somebody on a walk. It was a woman on the walk. And the crazy thing is, like in years to do, first off, what this man did was wrong.

wrong but he was at least passing by the flowers on his way to drop off your order in my case the lady literally crossed my front yard and came into the entrance to my backyard she went in the backyard she didn't go into the backyard but my and it was the same thing by the way it was hydrangeas they like are right there before you get into my backyard so she had to walk across my entire front lawn to get and I watched her do it that's different that was so but so is yours I mean, the guy literally brought cutters with him, but I don't, I don't get like, I can remember when my sisters and I were little and we would pick our neighbor's flowers and my mom would get so mad. She's like, you can't do that. Like that's those, that's, you know, that's somebody's property.

So near my mom's house, there's a, an, a guy who has an apple tree growing in his front yard. And sometimes if I'm on a walk with Josiah, we'll jump up and we'll take an apple. We have no, like, interest in eating it or whatever the case it is, but it's an apple tree. I shouldn't do that either.

Honestly, I think that is different. An apple tree is different than a farmer.

You just talked about somebody's taking Josiah.

I know. I'm saying, no, the apple tree is different because I don't know necessarily where people have their apple tree and they eat their apples off of it. I think they might just have a tree.

What are you doing with the hydrangeas?

But some people might see it.

Chelsea likes them. They look good. She's not doing anything with them. According to her, if you cut them wrong, they don't grow back right the next year. But I don't know.

So she's not even planting these?

No. She planted them a while ago, and then they grow through the year. Here's the interesting part of this whole thing, if any of this part is interesting of this one, is that I've been trying to get her to cut these damn things for the longest time.

You're paying the guy.

They block the house number and everything. I'm like, you can't even see the house. It's crazy.

Well, you can see the house. The DoorDash driver made it there. He got it. It's fine.

You wrote it in the memos. Is this similar to the person that goes in your backyard and randomly just takes a dip in your pool or something like that, or no? That's fully next. What's going on, McKenna? How you doing?

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. How are you? Good. How are you?

Fantastic. So what do you think? Or you had something like this happen, huh?

Yeah, so we lived in Florida for a while, and mangoes were a hot commodity. And the amount of delivery drivers or, like, truly just someone driving past your house that saw you had a mango tree, people would keep, like, the picker thing in their car and just stop by if they saw a mango tree and just pick it clean. That is wild. We had a mango tree outside our apartment, and a delivery guy just, like, picked it clean one day, and then we had no more mangoes.

Wait, they didn't just take one, like Kevin was saying. They took the whole thing? They harvested the thing.

Yep, they cleared, he cleared the tree, yeah.

Wow, that's crazy.

By the way, all I'm thinking of the entire time

that you're saying this mango tree thing is that Zac Brown song. Have you ever heard the Zac Brown song?

Waiting for the sunlight.

Yeah, all right.

Yeah. Wait, what's that song called?

It's called Mango Tree. Coincidentally enough. McKenna, I would chop somebody's hands off if they took all my mangoes off my mango tree.

Well, the audacity of some people to, like, reach over a fence or something like that to get the mangoes. There's absolutely no shame during mango season in South Florida.

Yeah, it's crazy. What's up, Devin? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. What's happening, Devin? What do you want to say?

uh you know that you're supposed to tip the uber driver right you so you're thinking i didn't tip enough maybe that's the reason why i don't think they probably needed to get the flowers

this poor old guy if it wasn't an old guy like that an old bastard like that i probably would

he was probably bringing him to his wife of 65 years wouldn't it be wild if his wife is dead and he remembers her based on the things okay take the whole damn bush Her middle name was Hydrangea.

But you know what's funny about that is my wife is a loving woman, but she'd be like, I still don't want that bastard. What's going on, Jenny? How you doing?

Hi, I'm doing well. How are you?

Good. What's going on? Have you ever had a person steal your plants?

Yes. So, peonies are my favorite flower. And my husband and I planted one at our house. And, you know, sometimes flowers don't always bloom, like, even after the first season, you have to wait a little bit. We were so excited. Our first peony bloom, it was by our mailbox, a beautiful white one. My kids and I, like, we were tracking it every day. Let's check on the flower. It's so beautiful. We came home one day, and it was gone. We have a lot of foot traffic by our house, by our mailbox, so someone had picked the flower, and we were so excited.

We've been tracking this flower, and, like, my kids were sad. So I say leave the flowers. They're beautiful for everyone to look at. And it might be someone's prized plant that they've been dying to see pop up at their house.

Yes. Seriously. The peonies. What does a peonies look like?

Oh, they're so pretty. Oh, they're so beautiful. Oh, those are gorgeous.

Oh, those are beautiful.

Beautiful. They're really big, yeah.

Yeah, those are. Oh, I was sad. Don't steal my. It's probably the DoorDash driver. Look for a guy with huge New Balance shoes on. What's going on, Nina?

Oh, hi there.

Hi.

So I go to a big bee by my house through the drive-thru just about every morning. And I pull up one morning and the barista says, you are not going to believe what just happened. I'm like, enlighten me, what? And he says, we have a regular who comes to the drive-thru every single day. He pulled up, and he was kind of, like, sitting up ahead. And they thought that was odd. Like, huh, what's he doing? Maybe drinking his coffee or whatever. And he goes, so I decide to walk to the window to see what he's doing, and I catch the guy throwing a shovel back into his car, and he's got both their daylily plants in his arms and jumps in the driver's seat and takes off.

Oh, my God.

I'm like, no way. I'm kidding. And he says, no, I'm not kidding you. Look ahead. Do you see the dirt in the road? I'm like, oh, my gosh, I do. So I'm leaving, and I pull up and stop where they say, you know, he took the plant. Oh, no, there's holes, and it was clearly dug up with a shovel, two holes in their landscape.

That is wild.

So, of course, the next several days that I go back to get my coffee, I'm like, so, has the gentleman come back? Did you guys say anything? And the dude has not come back.

He has not been back at all, huh? That's unreal.

He has not been back to that big B since.

That is insanity. These guys are just so bold with a shovel in the back of the car. Debbie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi there. Good morning. I had two beautiful hydrangea bushes on each side of my house, and my ex, we broke up, and she came and actually dug up one of the bushes because she wanted it so bad. It was like one of those beautiful blue ones, and she took it, and I couldn't believe it without me even knowing it.

Man, you know what? I kind of like that you guys have a little drama going on there between the two of you. Did you go dig it up out of her yard then later?

No, I did not. I did not.

Let me ask you a question. Was your bush better than her bush?

No comment.

Listen to this one. Somebody cut down the tree in front of Callie's family's house so they could have a Christmas tree.

Shut up.

Is that right, Callie?

Yes, good morning. So there's a tradition in my husband's family's home where every time there's a child born, they plant a tree or a bush or whatever it is. And my husband's tree got cut down.

Oh, no.

That was planted. Shut up. He cut his life short.

But you know what? Think about it. Somebody had a nice Christmas with that beautiful tree.

Somebody enjoyed it, and then hopefully they dropped it off at a farm and goat ate it.

Ah, well, that is definitely the circle of life.

That's so bold.

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