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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So, found out something very, very interesting from my son, Lucas. I love the kid so much, but...

He's in trouble if you said Lucas versus Luke. I just know something's up already. That's right.

Lucas has been, instead of eating in the school's cafeteria at his school, He has been ordering DoorDash to the school.

You can do that?

Well, I don't know necessarily if you can. He claims that you can and claims that not always it is during school hours. He just won't eat during school hours. He will have it delivered and it will sometimes arrive after school hours after 2.30 or whatever it is when they get out. but he has been uh ordering chipotle lots of it and i'll explain in a second mcdonald's and even chick-fil-a man this kid's living the life right but but i ate horrible cafeteria pizza for high school lunch i will go on record to say this that chipotle is definitely the one that's getting more of this ordering because i found out something interesting Lucas, he's very, very proud of this, is just about 100 or 200 points away from 10,000 points on his Chipotle app. Whoa.

That's impressive.

Does he get applause for that? Is that right?

What do you redeem these points for?

Well, wait until I tell you, Shannon. I'm glad you asked on this one here. Luke is less than 100 points away from achieving a milestone of 109 tortillas or 28 bags of chips.

What do you mean 109 tortillas? Just the tortillas they wrap their burritos in?

Yes, they have tortillas that they'll give you. He does not know how they're going to deliver it to him. That's the part of the fun that he's having.

What do you do with that?

I don't know. He's excited about it. That's what you get? He said he's going to be bringing...

Chipotle, step it up. That is lame.

No, that's what he wants. That's what he wants.

Oh, so can't you get free food or something? Oh, yeah. Like actual food, not just tortillas?

I think he gets discounts and all that stuff. I don't know. He's actually, believe it or not, off today because they have the holiday week off. But he was up last night until the wee hours swearing at his friends over. What were you playing? Call of Duty last night, Luke?

Yeah.

Okay.

Hi, Luke.

Luke, I'm telling these guys, Lucas, about your Chipotle 10,000 points. Distinguished service award. What is...

So it's 109 tortillas or 28 bags of chips. Can you get anything else?

What is it? I could get like 109 tortillas, yeah.

And why would you want 109 tortillas?

Just because. I don't know. It's like a celebration.

What are you going to do with them?

I don't even know. Just keep them. Put them in my room. I'm going to keep them in your room.

Can't you get something better than that?

Can you not get, like, a discount or something, like get a free burrito or something?

Yeah, I probably could, but I don't know.

That's what you want.

You want the drinks. You want some more unusual choice. This is why I love Luke.

Yeah. Luke, I was also mentioning about your door dashing to school. There's, like, why can you not eat in the cafeteria? It's a wonderful cafeteria. Your brothers ate in that cafeteria. Because their food is terrible. Luke, I've met the cafeteria ladies. They work very diligently to provide you with nutritious food.

It's just not good. I have photos of literally the food being raw. Come on. You're so full of it. You're a liar. I will send you the math. No, no.

Well, here, let me just say this to you before you get yourself in any trouble by doing this.

Pointing out the fact.

Let me just say, they cook the food. You probably took pictures before they cooked it. And I want you to know this, Luke, that you're getting cut off. We gave Luke a – we put him on our credit card, our Visa card. Oh, yeah. So that he has the ability to, like, in case of an emergency or purchase gas or whatever it might be, you are completely misusing that credit card and what it was intended for.

I don't know. Having lunch is an emergency.

Yeah. No, yeah. I'm hungry. You guys don't update my... I get in debt on my student card, though.

Oh, so if I add more money to your cafeteria food card, you will stop doing this? No. Do you understand, by the way, that that credit card is your mom and mine? And that means at least 108 of those tortillas are mine.

do you understand that you can have you can have all of them i just want to get them

people are saying can we talk about something really quickly yeah so i'm seeing a trend here with your children i think you need to have a conversation with them about how to properly spend the points they accrue because if i remember last week we talked to joe about his credit card points that he bought a lightsaber with, okay? I got chastised.

I got chastised by our listeners about that.

Now Luke is buying 109 tortillas with his award. Yes. Like, you need to talk. You need to have a family meeting.

We're going to have that, by the way, over the holiday. I want you to know that.

Because you can get some really good stuff with his points.

And just imagine, like, this is why these companies do the point system, because so many goofballs waste their points and don't actually use them for good stuff.

Luke, is it a waste to get 109 tortillas?

No, I think it would be a good laugh.

It would be a good laugh. All right, well, I know you're off today, so go back and sleep. And just so you know, you're going to have cafeteria food today for lunch. I'm going to go to the school and see if they have the cafeteria open. All right. All right, I love you.

You keep knocking the cafeteria food, but the pizza was good.

I loved it. The square pizza, yeah, it was delicious. And Bosco sticks. Yes. They always had good stuff. Mark, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, I was wondering who the freak is paying for all his food.

Who do you think? Daddy Warbucks here, buddy. Yes. Right. Thank you. Thank you. That's why. Why do you think I wake up at three thirty in the morning so I can pay for my kids? One hundred nine tortillas.

Well, at least now, you know.

Thank you. What's up, Afton? What's happening?

Hi.

Hi.

I was texting in because I used to be a Grubhub driver, and a majority of my business was kids at college campuses constantly ordering Chipotle, McDonald's, whatever it was. I was always on college campuses.

This is a high school. This is high school. This isn't even college.

No, any time I ever delivered to high school was a teacher. It was never students.

Yeah, it's funny. I wonder if the high schools have this happen a lot, if a lot of the kids will order Grubhub, DoorDash, Uber Eats to the school. What's up, Angie?

Hey, how are you guys?

Good morning. Fantastic. What's going on?

I'm just calling to agree with your son. I'm just saying prior to COVID, the high school cafeterias were awesome. When we toured, I couldn't believe the options these kids had. After COVID. it totally tanked those kids had garbage and then if you had the first lunch you were able to get stuck right away if you had late lunches whatever was left was left you had no no food even if even

if the pizza is good at the cafeteria nothing compares to carnitas burrito bowl is that the new one with the garlic steak so good i so i've become my daughter's door dash driver she will be at work all day and she'll just text me dad can you bring me can you stop at the um the tie place on the corner at orchard lake and bring me a sandwich at work i can't leave work and i'm like

what i'm like in my pajamas on the couch do you charge her i should you should get a i should

no i'm paying for the food and then driving 20 minutes each way out of my way you know what's

amazing though and i don't know if this happens too with your daughters if if i don't do it if If I don't get, he won't eat. Like, to me, I would find anything that I could eat. Yeah. He will not eat. Like, we have food in the house, and he will choose not to eat, and then I'll find out. I'm like, hey, what'd you eat all day? He's like, nothing, because you wouldn't get me food. And I'm like, oh, wait a second. These kids are unbelievable. Get creative. They'll starve themselves. They're on like a-

Cereal. My mom would always be like, there's cereal.

Yeah.

I always find something to eat.

And then I said no, and guess what she did? Saturday, my daughter texted my girlfriend. Hey, are you guys out shopping? Do you think you could make me?

Yeah, because she's not going to say no.

Of course she's going to do it. And she's great at cooking.

What's going on, Pat?

Hey, so I completely agree with the lunch thing, but is it me, or does it sound like Luke has a grown man hiding in his throat?

It's amazing, isn't it? He does. He's got a very deep voice. Remember that little boy that used to say that? Guess what dropped? I know. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself. What's up, Dakota?

So at my high school, we weren't allowed to DoorDash or Grubhub or anything. We would get in trouble if we did that. Yeah. So we either had school lunch or bring a lunch. If you didn't have any lunch, well, you weren't eating until you got home then.

Yeah. I mean, we don't want all these strangers in our school, right? Especially if they have that good-smelling food through the hall, and we don't get to share it. One kid gets it, and we just all have to smell it.

Remember the kid that used to bring in leftover pizza from the day before, like leftover jets? And you'd be like, that little bastard had jets last night? That's what this is like, but it's actually not leftovers. What's up, Jessica?

Hey. Hey.

What's going on?

Oh, not much. I was just calling to say that my son DoorDash is every single day as well.

Oh, my gosh. What does that cost you?

Well, thankfully, he has a job, so he paid for it. Oh, okay. That's fair then. Yeah.

You know what's funny? I showed Luke So my son Luke's 17 I showed him Fast Times at Richmond High And the scene when Sean Penn ordered the pizza

To his classroom

So now Luke does the whole If it's you here And me here Isn't this our time? You've never seen that movie? It's such a good movie

I have to tell you something though Be thankful that Luke's just door dashing Because my kids and Mike I feel like this is you My kids are at the age where they watch these moms on YouTube make these lunches that are so intricate and over the top and probably take an hour and they cut out all the little vegetables and stars and they use a cookie cutter for the sandwich and they do like a theme. Today's a rainbow themed lunch. And Lucy's like, mom, how come my lunch isn't like that? Like I almost wish I could just say, just door dash your lunch at this point, okay?

This is one of reindeer pretzels. No, they do themes.

The family fudge. She does themes. I watch those bento box videos. They are so satisfying.

I'm calling mom out over here because I've seen mom post charcuterie boards for your kids and things like that.

No, I put a bunch of snacks from bags in a muffin tin. I'm calling BS. A little different than a reindeer-themed bento box for lunch. Well, it takes about 30 seconds versus two hours.

Just throw him a bag of carrots and say, here.

That's what I do.

Enjoy.

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