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Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I just want to apologize to anybody that I made feel uncomfortable when I was standing at the bar last night and I was trying to order drinks because I found a drink that I was, like, really into. And the drink was a suggestive drink, like, or suggestion drink by them. You know, sometimes they'll have, like, at bars, they'll have, like, here's their drinks that they have, and they'll have names for these drinks. But I actually found it to be rather tasty. But then the problem was ordering it kind of made me feel a little bit weird because I was drinking a drink called Angry Balls, which can you guess what Angry Balls is?

Balls.

It sounds like it would have Fireball in it, but I'm sure it doesn't. That's actually interesting. I mean, I thought that people wouldn't take the Fireball. I didn't think that you would know that it was a Fireball. It does. No, Megan, it does have Fireball. It's Fireball and Angry Orchard Cider. So it's an Angry Balls drink. But have you guys ever had this happen to you where you see a drink and you're like, oh, man, I like such and such, and then you order it? Like, I'll be honest with you, I think a dirty martini as a guy to order kind of is a tough one to order, even though it's a martini. I mean, it's got, like, vodka or gin, depending on what you like. And then they put a bunch. But if I'm like, I'd like a dirty martini, I don't know if I like it so much.

No, see, I think even as a girl, because, and Megan, I know you order these, but you're like, I want it real dirty. Really? Why did you say it like that? Extra dirty. Because you have to order it, though. You're a dirty girl.

No, no, because this is how a normal person does it. Hey, I'd like a dirty martini, extra dirty, please. I don't go, I'd like a dirty martini, extra dirty, please.

Like, fill the whole thing with olives.

You guys must get super strong drinks. How about this? Okay, here are some of the crazier and funnier drink names. And you have to tell us what is some of the crazier names of drinks that you like to drink and how sometimes it could be a little embarrassing. How about this one? Adios Mother Effer.

Hot mother f***er.

Yes. The Adios Mother Effer cocktail. I have no idea what's in it. Let me look. Hold on.

I'm going to have tequila.

You think?

Yeah.

Adios, mother effa has, ready for this? First off, it's blue. Which, by the way, did you see that blue drinks are now the thing again? Remember when blue drinks used to be like the thing?

What is that, hypnotic? What do you put in it to make it blue?

I think it is blue already, hypnotic.

That's what I'm saying. Blue carousel or whatever. Oh, yeah.

But who wants to walk around with a blue mouth at the bar? Right.

Yeah. Adios Mother Effa is, it's a, they're selling it at Applebee's a lot. It's a blue, oh, it's a mocktail. Okay, so it doesn't really have alcohol in it. But that's what they call it at this one particular bar. Here's another one here for you. The Pink Panty Dropper Punch. I like that, Pink Panty Dropper Punch.

See, like, those are the ones, and if you go, a lot of these restaurants now will have their own, like, you know, specialty cocktail menu, and they try to be funny with the names. And a lot of times I just have to, I'll have this one. Yeah.

pink panty dropper punch features beer vodka tequila and pink lemonade all in the same drink

no that sounds disgusting does it that sounds so gross how about the duck duck fart shot i mean i would try it for sure what is that yeah uh let me get to the duck fart shot here ready you got to be careful when you say a duck fart shot immediately makes you think he says immediately makes you think you're elegant for drinking this the duck fart shot is a pretty layered shot of tears of coffee liqueur irish cream liquor and whiskey that's called it oh it looks nice you know what it looks like it looks like a cowboy sea sucker have you ever seen one of those at all have you ever had one of those a cowboy um you know the the dirty word for the for a man's uh junk uh sucker uh similar to that it has the layers of uh the stuff with the with the coffee in it a redheaded slut shot is another one of those drinks brain hemorrhage shot or the Liquid Cocaine Shot. What's that? Liquid Cocaine Shot. Let's get right to that here. You know, I know these drinks. I'm really good at this thing. Says the guy that drinks fruity vodkas. Well, let's see here. Where is it at? No, no, I'll find it. It's like Jaeger and cinnamon and peppermint schnapps, like Jaeger. Yes.

I can't eat anything with Jaeger. Yeah, me too. Oh, God, yeah. I like Jaeger. And 150, 150.

Do you?

Do you?

I do. Just found that out recently. Just even you saying that. It's like, my teeth hurt. Hold on.

Jackie, you drink a redheaded slut. Is that right?

Oh, yeah. It's so good. Like, that's what me and my friends order all the time.

Really? Yes. Does it ever make you feel awkward, though, when you're ordering that while out for brunch with your family? Can you imagine?

Any of these drinks if you're out with your parents? After a few of them, you don't care anymore. Like, you know, you order the first two, you're like, I feel awkward ordering this. But then once you're gone, you don't care.

It's funny that all these drinks are drinks you can only drink with your girlfriends. You can't go out and have one of these drinks at, like, the family wedding, you know? You can't walk up to the bar at the Renaissance Hotel and say, yeah, can you give me a dirty little slut?

If I ordered this in front of my parents, they would look at me like I was crazy.

Annette, what's happening?

Oh, I'm supposed to tell you that I like float dogs. And yes, you can go to any bar. Yes, you do. What does that consist of?

What's in it?

Yeah.

Usually, oh, that is the, I know it is.

With women talk.

Yeah.

Oh, that's Kalua. Oh, okay. With Kalua. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, it's the Kalua, I think.

Can I tell you something, Annette? Am I wrong? No. I would buy you as many as you wanted just to hear you walk up to a bar and throw the bartender off by asking for it.

Oh, I usually go there and I say, I'd like a blowjob and I'd like some white stuff. Thank you.

Thank you. Isn't that wonderful?

We always do. My daughter and me. We always do.

That's called a Good Friday right there. Eden, what's going on?

Hi. So I'm from Ann Arbor And any bar there has the hot elephant nut shooter

What is a hot elephant nut shooter?

I have no idea what's in it But it tastes like exactly how it sounds Oh, yum

Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

An elephant ear Not good at all

An elephant nut shooter She didn't say you thought it was an elephant ear

I thought, yeah, she was talking about that No That sounds good

It doesn't taste like an elephant ear you get at a carnival, does it?

No, it sounds like the nut part. Oh. Shannon's like, oh, my God, yum.

I love elephant nuts.

They're so good. No, a shot that tastes like an elephant here would be good. Well, somebody just texted in, and I forgot about this one, the buttery nipple. Oh, yeah. And that's a great one.

Yes.

Butterscotch. What is it? Butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream.

Yes. It's got a lot of sugar in it. What's up, Laurel?

Hi, Mojo. First time caller.

Yay.

Hi everybody

Laurel, real quick Laurel, you sound like a very nice lady You sound like you're Are you from the suburbs?

Yeah

You sound like you hold a nice job Maybe a nice family, right?

Yes

What do you drink?

The little Catholic girl Had to order A slow screw

It was a tough one to order I'm telling you But it didn't stop you

Where were you at By the way when you were ordering the slow screw Little Catholic girl

It's a backseat saloon in Royal Oak.

That's where you order it.

In the backseat ordering a slow screw.

Oh, that's great. Thank you so much.

My parents only knew.

Yeah. No, you're good. Appreciate it. You're appropriate for that. That's perfect. I love you.

Thanks, Mojo. Love you back.

Melanie, what's going on? I got to get to some other stuff, but I'm having too much fun with these names of these drinks.

i was recently in europe and i had the best drink of my life and it's called a porn star martini um i'm too embarrassed to like order it here because if no one knows what it is i'll just look crazy what's in it it's well the thing is it's passion fruit which isn't that common i guess but it's passion fruit um vodka and like a um champagne like sidecar it's so good but i cannot I'm not reading myself to order here.

Yeah, so good. The other drink, by the way, that I was drinking last night that was really delicious was bourbon and lemonade. And it had a weird name, too, but I didn't remember what the bartender told me it was. Oh, yeah. That was a good one. What did you say? I don't know, but it was really good. And there was a bourbon guy, like a pure bourbon drinker that was standing right there. And he's like, you don't put lemonade in there. And then at the end of the night, he's walking around with it. That's what I was. He's like, Mojo, this is the greatest thing I've ever had. Thanks for listening to us. And not your better judgment.

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