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All right, Mojo in the Morning. Is this just a sign of a fat guy, or is this something that other people do? So yesterday I went and picked up a carryout order at Red Robin for me, Chelsea, and Luke, my wife and my son. And I do this all the time whenever I go pick up a carryout order if I'm not going to have it door dashed in. i always order something to eat while i'm driving home and and i call it my uh my drive home food like for instance yesterday i ordered an extra side of red robin you know steak fries well done and a side of ranch which is by the way not easy to eat while you're driving home from commerce township to west bloomfield but if i go to other places like for instance culver's i always get a you know a little culver's you know quick no i do the fries i do a car ride culver i actually get myself a like a burger for the car ride full butter burger yeah i love it you know what i call that it's a little treat it's a little treat exactly um when i order from the uh the restaurant that's by my house lulu's that misfit victor's family owns i always ask for a side of their chicken salad in a cup and i'll you know when i'll go there and actually it's funny because Victor knows this he will hand me the cup with a little spoon on top of it and say this is for your ride home it's like a little thing do you do that or is that just a fat guy thing Spike do you

do that no no you don't do that you're missing out I do the opposite I actually put the food I pick up in the back seat so I can't reach it on the way really yeah well that that's a skinny guy

move because I'm telling you I you need to have that I can't drive in the car with that smell it

Yeah, I don't have the self-control. I'll eat my daughter's food. I'll eat everybody's food. So I have to put it out of reach.

My problem is if I have it in the car and it smells good, I need to have a little taste, you know, a little something for my palate just to kind of keep me from, like, driving off the road, you know?

Yeah.

I don't know. Is this something that just Megan and I—Mike, you do it too?

That's why I swear by pocket snacks. You always have a snack on you. Always have a snack on you. That way you don't – because I don't like sitting – if I'm being honest, I don't like sitting in a drive-thru. I think it is the longest, most boring thing in the entire – I do not like it. Oh, I love it. It's like foreplay.

I love it.

I searched out what would be a good term for this, because I call it my car ride food. I searched it by saying what's the best thing that you eat while you're in your car. And there's a story that was on Car and Driver magazine or in Car and Driver magazine like last year where the reporter for Car and Driver put together the best and the worst foods to eat while driving. Would you like to know what some of them are? Yes, please. All right. So best for driving McDonald's cheeseburgers. This writer says the ideal burger for driving compact, delicious and drip free. He also says a Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich, a classic for drivers and passengers alike. Tidy and delicious. Tidy. KFC popcorn nuggets. Tricky to dip while driving, but bare-

Naked, they're still decent.

They're just pop-able, babe. Pop-able.

And he even goes on to say, believe it or not, you can go to Taco Bell and get a Taco Bell potato taco. One of the only things at Taco Bell that is unlikely to ruin your shirt.

Get it with a spicy ranch. Oh, it'll change your life.

Well, there you go. You're going to ruin your shirt. One of the worst for driving foods, McDonald's Big Breakfast with Pancakes, says the only conceivable way that you can eat this is to roll up the pancakes like a tube and then gnaw on them. Oh, like a pancake taco? That sounds delicious. Nothing wrong with that. Sounds like a challenge. The Starbucks spinach and egg white wrap, super drippy, the single wettiest and leakiest breakfast item that I've ever encountered. It's true. True. I always end up wearing that one. He also says that anything from Subway, you can't eat in your car. It's impossible. Taco Bell crunchy taco Supremes, delicious, but you'll have lettuce, cheese, tomato bits, and crunches of your taco all over your car by the time that you eat this thing.

Some people would say you can extend your snack that way because then as you're picking the tomatoes and lettuce and the cheese, it's like for later, little crumbs for later.

Why doesn't somebody create a seatbelt, like napkin, or like, what is it called? A seatbelt, not napkin, bib. Like a seatbelt bib.

That's a great idea. I like that damn word. And also on his list of worst things to eat while driving.

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,

Jr., double, triple, Whopper. Even a Whopper Jr., he says, is bad, especially if you put the bacon on it. It's bad. Yeah. Adela, hello.

Hi.

Do you do this, Adela?

Oh, my God, I have to. Of course, first of all, I love you guys. I've been listening forever and ever. We love you, too. I do have to get an extra large fry for my ride home No matter how far Even if I'm 30 seconds away I am not Adela

You're getting a standing O from all of us here We love you for that

You have to eat it at home together It's not going to be the same

My problem is Chelsea knows when I will go pick up McDonald's and I'll get an extra fry for myself That I ate them Because she'll go back into my car afterwards And she'll see the grease marks with my fingerprints on them on the steering wheel.

Oh, 100%. All the time.

I need to go to, like, O'Reilly Auto Parts and get wipes and keep them in my car.

Oh, you have to. Or sanitizing wipes. You've got to prepare them. Not for germs, but for fries in the steering wheel.

Yeah. Steph has an item to put in the car, Mike, to go along with your bib that you say that the automakers should have on the seatbelt. What's that, Steph?

Actually, there are condiment holders that you plug into your air vent. So you can put your side of ranch or any other side and drive.

Is it that company that makes the best floor mats ever? What's that company that they do the commercials? Weather Tech. Weather Tech, yeah. They do make everything. I'm going to go on there, and I'm going to keyword condiments. See what comes up. What's going on? Is this Vaseem?

Naseem.

Naseem. Hi, Naseem.

Hey, Moja. How are you?

You know what? I'm doing great. I'm getting hungry, though, talking about this.

Well, you have to come visit me in my bake shop in Clarkston.

What do you have that's good?

Right next to the wood shop.

Oh, really? Oh, I love that little place.

Yep, yep, yep. So I always ask people if they come in and get a dozen donuts or they get a bunch of cookies. And I ask them if they want a car donut. You need a separate bag for your car donut.

Brilliant.

No one knows. It's on the DL. And then when you get to your spot, you can have your donut.

A car donut. Wait, what's the name of the bakery?

Clarkson Village Bake Shop.

Clarkson Village. Is that why they call it a baker's dozen? Because they give you 13 and it's for the car ride?

Well, maybe.

That's interesting. Somebody needs to explain that to me. We're going to have to come in and see you. That's a great place, by the way.

Come in and see me. We've been there for a really long time.

I love it. Nisha, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. By the way, I know that I'm a heavy guy, But I did just recently lose You know, almost 50 pounds on Ideal You, but I sound like I'm putting it all Back on by this topic What's going on, Nisha?

It's so funny that you said that because I had gastric Bypass and I lost a bunch Of weight, but before I used to call it a snacklet because I would get A miniature snack before I had First lunch or second lunch or whatever But now my damn snacklet has turned into My damn dinner because I can't eat big meals So my little snacklet is my dinner

Yeah. Wow. What do you think about that caller that said that they have a condiment holder? You could actually get something for your food, maybe something refrigerated, because if you do have gastric bypass, you have to eat in little doses, and maybe you have to have a little place to put that food.

So you can have it.

I do. I have like a little compartment in my cruise that I can put my little like dipping stuff.

Yeah.

And I sit in there and I dip my little nuggies. Actually, nuggies.

You know how I know Nisha's our people and we can hang with her? Because she said first lunch and second lunch.

They have also with the condiment holder, what do they have, Brittany?

They have, it's a adjustable car tray and phone holder. So it sits in your top holder And it comes up, it's got a tray And you can set your snacks or dipping sauce And your phone right in it And it has to get up to your chest level

I need that Forget self-driving cars I want one that will Really? Okay I want one that will heat up my food for me Is it hypno? Hypno It's funny, I don't know why To myself, I said to myself Hypno But for some reason, I've been mispronouncing everybody's names Go ahead, Hypno, what do you got?

Oh, man, it was a long time ago My dad was eating a Kentucky Fried Chicken Bowl And he had an excursion And he pushed like 13 cars through a red light Oh, my gosh Oh, man Corn and mashed potatoes on your shirt will get you

But it's so good Either way

Can you imagine how much that mashed potatoes cost him?

The cop was like What the hell is wrong with you Oh it got on my shirt Oh man

I love that They actually probably wrote it in the police report Didn't they

I'm sure the airbag probably blew the mashed potatoes

Oh my god

I would still sit there and try to eat it off the airbag

Right You got a little corn on your face We now know why it's called

The baker's dozen Why is that John

it's because the 13th donut is supposed to be the test donut to make sure that the batch is good

there you go and that's what we're doing when we're driving home and eating it right John we're testing we're helping

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