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Mojo on the Morning Show. So last night was a bad night. I was all alone at home, which actually was a good thing because you're all alone at home. What do you do? You watch whatever you want to. So I watched the first episode of Ted Lasso.

Oh, how was it?

It was actually good. I think this is promising. So this is promising the third and last season. And then I poured myself a big old glass of Eagle Rare bourbon.

Did you really? On a Monday.

Yes, on a Monday night. Isn't that crazy? Can you believe that? Yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you got to have that, right? I get it. And I wanted to have a good night's sleep, so. And I ended up having a very, very good night's sleep, so. But I realized, while that was the case, that I also was supposed to go yesterday to go and get some things at the grocery store and stop by Kroger. and I didn't. So I'm sitting on the couch and I picked up my phone and, you know, ended up putting in for a little Kroger delivery. And I kind of realized it's probably not a good idea when I'm drunk on bourbon because when the delivery was dropped off, finally at my house, the delivery person goes, you're going to have a great day. And I said, yeah. And I'm thinking, whoa, I go into to my kitchen is with with my you know delivery i've got chips salsa the you know the uh the cheese the the nacho cheese that's like the great one that you heat up the little uh glass thing in your microwave and you sit there and dip all along skittles m&ms for you yeah i don't even like skittles but i got to say i've never so west and i were having a conversation your fiance and And I were having a conversation on Saturday about how he's allergic to red dye. Oh, yeah. And I said, yeah, I heard Skittles has red dye. For some reason, I've had Skittles in my mind the whole time. And I'm like, I'm not allergic to red dye. I want some Skittles. I want to taste the rainbow. But I started going through this where I'm going, oh, my God, I think I did a drunk purchase. And I saw a story over the weekend about drunk purchases. And I thought that this was actually pretty wild. that 17% of Americans have admitted that they shopped while drunk in the last year?

17%?

17%. Come on. Which is down from 2020 because in 2020, a record $44 billion was spent on intoxicated shopping sprees.

That number is so low.

But remember, in 2020, we were going through COVID. For sure, but I'm saying there's got to be

more than 17% of people.

Do you know what the average drunk purchase is? How much? huh three hundred and nine dollars for a drunk purchase wait that's expensive yeah yeah that's it's a lot of money you know to me the easiest thing is an amazon drunk purchase

You just go on Amazon and you're like, I'm going to get myself one of those.

Megan, I know you know what I'm talking about here because I think we've talked about this before and you do it too. I have like carts on a lot of different websites.

Just ready to go.

Ready to go. But like I'll usually put something in there to either wait for it to go on sale or try to decide do I really need that or, you know, whatever. And I feel like I get drunk courage of like, oops, I just hit the button. And I like back up from my phone or my computer. it gives me the courage to like hit purchase and then I get it in the mail a couple days later I'm like ooh buyer's remorse

so I bought something Zooted the other day and it just showed up in the mail and I forgot I bought it and it was like Christmas I was like who is this Santa Claus oh it's me under the influence I love me

I want to know and I'm hoping that we get like the monumental call Like the call of the day that you become our Instagram story of the day that we can like tell everybody this is the call that you got to listen to and why you got to listen to this whole thing. I want to know who made the craziest drunk purchase. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Like do we have anybody that bought an elephant or something like that? You know what I mean?

Like, ooh, where can I buy an elephant?

You know, like, what was it that you bought when you were drunk that when it got delivered to the house, you had to explain that maybe you had a little bit too much vodka? There was too much Tito's that was poured down your throat. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Hey, what's going on? How you doing, Brittany?

Good, how are you?

Good. Brittany, what was your drunk purchase?

I bought a cruise that left out of Florida the next morning. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Did you go? No. It was like midnight, and I bought the cruise, and I woke up the next morning and realized I did last night.

What?

Oh.

Did you get your money back? Did you explain what happened? I did. Okay. I did at least get my money back.

That is awesome, by the way. We start off with the best one right there. Right? Come on. Somebody's got to top it. We're going to get great ones.

Geez, how did you get your money back? Because I'd be like, sorry.

It was actually through Groupon. Wow. Really?

Yeah, they made it easy.

I haven't been on Groupon in forever.

They made it easy for drunk purchases. Ella, what's going on? How you doing?

Hi, good. How are you?

Good. What was your drunk purchase?

So I purchased an Australian fish pond.

An Australian fish pond?

Yes. It was a fish pond from Australia that came with exotic fish. But what had happened was it was around a Black Friday a couple years ago, and I thought I was part of the Target scam because I had shopped at Target the Black Friday that everyone got their, like, credit card or debit card information scam. Right, yeah. And all of a sudden I see this charge on my account. I'm like, this isn't mine. So I'm, like, disputing it because I don't remember. And I'm disputing it, disputing it, and then all of a sudden this scam comes in the mail. And I'm like, okay, I guess this wasn't a scam because how would this person know my address? So I get this massive product, and they had to call to deliver it to me and everything.

How funny is that? You were dressed drunk. You were probably having a—what were you drinking? What kind of beverage?

I was drinking—this is embarrassing, but Malibu and pineapples.

Oh, I love Malibu and pineapples. That sounds good. That sounds good. That sounds like summer, doesn't it?

That sounds embarrassing.

Hold on. Ryan, what was your drunk purchase?

I bought 200-yard flamingos With the spinning wings

Why 200? Was there a deal on a group package?

No, I meant to buy 20 And I was so drunk But I ended up typing in an extra zero My girlfriend woke up And she's like Why is there this massive charge From Oriental Trading?

I'll tell you what That oriental training The website and the little mailer The catalog they send you It's like you want everything in there And it's the most mindless stupid stuff

What did you do with all 200 of them by the way Like where are they now

Well we got drunk again And then we decided to go throw them in a buddy's yard I don't even know what I would do with 20 of them

I was going to say I'll buy some of them from you My dad loves yard flamingos

God I love Ryan What's up Andrea.

Hi. I think the Australian con took the cake, but I bought about $500 in Funko Pops. Oh, my gosh.

Mike loves those, yeah. Which ones did you buy?

A lot of the Marvel ones, my son and my husband.

Mm-hmm. Oh, man.

I was shopping on Funko Pop, and I started putting pop in my cart, and then I hit send.

Oh, my God. Gosh, Shannon, you're going to love this one here. Jennifer? Hi. Hey, welcome to the show, Jennifer. Where are you from?

I'm from Huron Township.

Thanks for listening to Mojo in the Morning. We're talking about drunk purchases. You bought a live animal. Will you tell everybody what you bought when you were drunk?

Yeah, I actually bought two live animals because I couldn't decide which breed I wanted. So I got a Nigerian pygmy goat.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes. And so you got a goat. How do you buy a goat online? How does that happen?

Well, I was drunk. I don't really remember. Do you still have them? I don't. So as the joke proceeded, like the next morning, I went and picked them up. Um, and then when I got home, I didn't have a goat pin cause I don't live on a farm, but we had to build a goat pin and then, uh, the joke kind of got out of hand and we ended up with about nine before we, uh, is there a black market for goats? Like, I don't, I really don't even remember how quite how we came across the ad, but it was pretty funny the next, uh, the next morning.

Oh my God. That's awesome. This next one here You may want to pull your kids away from the radio For just a second because I just looked up at the board But that's okay Or just throw them in the back seat with some headphones on Jasmine we're talking about Drunk purchases what did you buy when you were drunk?

Okay So me and a couple of my homegirls Were having like a girls night And we have like one of our closest friends Are getting married We've seen an ad on the internet for like Rainbow toys Different shots, shakes, different sizes. Right. You know, so the drunk thing is, you know, we were like, oh, let's box it up and send it to her home and say, surprise, open up. You know, oh, good last days of the single life. I made a mistake and sent it to my mom. That is amazing. And my mom loves surprises, so she opened it up a day. Surprise. That's awesome. I didn't even answer her call for two days.

And the biggest drunk purchase made, Josh, what did you purchase when you were drunk?

I was a rookie playing pro baseball. We went to Paradise Casino in Palm Springs and drunk. And my buddies and I, I don't even remember how I did it. I bought a Dodge Viper. Oh, my gosh. You bought a car drunk?

How do you do that?

Well, in California, this is in 2008, you can actually call a dealership and make a purchase with your credit card. And I bought it, and luckily the guy that I was playing with, he played for the Oakland A's. He was a veteran. He actually gave me the money to my bank account, $5,700 in the hole.

Oh, my God.

I paid him back for the next month with my baseball check.

Oh, my God. Did you enjoy that? Did you love Rotten?

Oh, I loved it. But, yeah, it was a big mistake.

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