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Mojo in the Morning Show. So, wait a second. So you go to Cedar Point and you go there drunk or go there drinking to get drunk? That is... Can you buy... You can buy alcohol at Cedar Point, can't you?

They have a wine tour. This is what I'm being told. At Cedar Point? At Cedar Point. I have a friend and she goes with her family every year. She's like a new friend of mine. And so I've never heard about their annual Cedar Point trip until yesterday when we were talking. She's like, hey, Kev, you want to go this time? I'm like, what do you mean this time? She's like, every year we go to Cedar Point, me and my family. We pregame, so they drink a little alcohol, you know, not driving, but they drink a little alcohol once they park. And then she said they have a wine tour inside of Cedar Point. And they drink, and then they go on roller coasters. And that does not sound like a good time to me. That literally sounds like the recipe to throw up on everybody sitting behind you.

I think this is interesting because I've been to Cedar Point a bajillion times with this show, with my kids, field tripping, stuff like that. I don't think I have ever gotten an alcoholic beverage at Cedar Point, which is interesting because it would make it so much more fun.

To ride rides?

Look at it. I'm looking at the Cedar Point thing right here, and they even have, look at the beverages they have at Bar 1870. Also at the Trail Tavern And then the Red Is it Red Garter Saloon These are all places that you can buy alcohol

Is that new that you can get alcohol I haven't been to Cedar Point in a few years

I haven't been for a while And I think the last time I went was like Halloween And I don't know if they like cancel it At a certain time or not

You know what's funny is I've gone to Universal down in Florida For their Halloween thing And it is all a drunk fest So their Halloween thing that they do, which is not Halloweekends, like you just said, at Cedar Point, what do they call it? They call it something else. And they have, everybody gets, like every few seconds, right before you go to any of the scary haunted houses, they have some kind of new drink that they're selling. I think that's a cool thing because you're going to be there for hours and then you can be drunk for a little bit And then you can kind of work off your drunk before you get back on the highway and go home.

I don't like it. Like, I like how I've never been to Epcot, but I hear you can drink around the world. So you can, you can drink at several of the Disney parks that I like, but I don't like the idea of then having to go get on a ride that literally makes me feel like I'm about to throw up. Really? Yeah. You don't think so? I couldn't even imagine getting high and going on a ride. I just feel like that's not the way to experience it.

Now you're, now you just crossed the line. Call us up if you ride the rides at Cedar Point or any of the theme parks, drunk or high, and tell me what the experience is like. Because I want to know what it would be like to be on some of these rides.

Are you a roller coaster?

guy i love roller coasters the problem with cedar point is they they're not meant for guys my size so so cedar point i have to go to universal studios because they have the fat guy row it's like row six and they they're meant for bigger dudes so or women i say this about drinking at

cedar point specifically because i feel like they have more like of the like roller coaster type of rides versus disney um i love roller coasters too as a kid as a teenager a college kid whatever I rode them all and was fine I went a couple of years ago and rode like I don't know the rafter or something I felt so sick for the rest of the day it's a different ball game if you add alcohol to the mix I don't think I could do it

Zach do you ride? yes for my 21st birthday my friends decided to take me to Cedar Point and we got messed up on Yingling which they only sell

in Ohio. By the way, Yingling's coming here to Michigan. I heard, and I'm super excited. By the way, you guys are all going to realize

it tastes like piss. Piss. It's so bad. It's the worst beer ever.

It's only good because you can't get it. Yes.

Well, we had maybe 20 of them before opening the gates open. We bought a 24-pack or whatever, and there was only four left. Anyway, rode the one that was the... What's the wooden rollercoaster

at Cedar Point? Oh, God.

Well, it's the worst one at Cedar Point. Yeah, it's very bumpy. So we started there. The Gemini. The Gemini. Yeah, so we started there. I'm pretty sure I got my first concussion. It was bad. I was throwing up everywhere. See, that's not a good idea. I don't recommend it.

Hey, Aaron, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, so I've actually wanted to drink at Cedar Point. I mean, me and my family, I should say go to Cedar Point as much as Joe and Alyssa go to Disney.

Really? Wow. Yeah, Joe. That's a lot. Joe and my son and his fiance, Alyssa, go to Disney all the freaking time. Do you guys drink there?

No, that's what I was going to say. I want to so bad. My girlfriend's not of age yet, so I'm the only one that can. But I haven't tried it yet, but I might this weekend. We're going tomorrow.

You know what? That's perfect. How old are you?

I'm 21.

And how old is she?

She's turned 21. She's 20.

All right. So she's got a year. She's driving you home.

There you go. Oh, it's perfect. You got an DD.

Take advantage of that, man. That's the best.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I love it. I've done it a few times already.

All right. Give me your top three rides at Cedar Point.

Top three? Well, top three or two is number one. Maverick is number two. Banger. And I'm sure Siren's Curse is going to go in there. I just haven't got on it yet. So new. But then I probably got to say, I don't know about the third one. It's maybe Gatekeeper.

Really? You know, we used to have it where, and I don't know who the account exec is now for Cedar Point, but we used to have it where they would let us broadcast from there. We haven't done that in forever.

Katie, down in Toledo.

Katie in Toledo. Happy weekend. Katie, you sent us that nice box of stuff. We got a promotion waiting for you. What's up? How you doing, Sam? Sam? Unmute your phone, Sam.

I'm so sorry. I was muted, wasn't I? Yeah. Hi. Oh, my gosh. How are you guys doing today? We're good. What's going on?

Kev's not liking the idea of going and drinking at Cedar Point.

See, I personally don't drink because it doesn't suit with me, but I bring my pen with me when I go up there and it makes you feel like you're quite literally flying and you come off all lightheaded feeling. You're walking on clouds. It's quite fun. Really? I don't know.

Now, you know, to me, I think I'd rather drink than get high and go on those things. I would start hallucinating. Can you imagine doing mushrooms?

Well, how long are those lines? I'm sure that line feels like it's super long when you're stoned, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, it helps the time go by faster, I will say, but yeah. We coming fast, fast. Yeah, you're coming fast.

Bro, that used to piss me off. You ate three hours for a 13-second ride.

That's true.

Bro, that's the worst thing in the world. Sarah, what's happening?

Yeah, 10 out of 10, don't recommend doing mushrooms before going to a theme park. Have you done it? Yeah, me and it was my boyfriend at the time, and he's my husband now, but he was like, this is going to be great. Like, you know, you're a huge fan of Harry Potter. Like, just imagine how lifelike it will feel to be walking around Wizarding World. No, it was so hot, and it was the shrooms. Like, I was so miserable. I just wanted to just lay down, and we're, like, standing in line, and it was terrible. It sounded great in theory. Horrible experience.

Did you at all?

think when you were up on the ride and you're looking down at the little people that they were ants or anything down at the bottom?

You know, I just kind of kept my eyes closed the whole time. I just didn't even want to experience what I knew was just not going to be reality. All that money, all that time, and she closed her eyes.

And those are the worst type of rides, those motion movement screen rides.

So those rides are, to me, I feel like I'm having an epileptic seizure.

We got stuck twice in a Harry Potter ride on the screens. Really? No. It just stopped mid-air. We went upside down like, is this ever going to work?

What's up, Julie?

Hi, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

Good. So years ago, I'm so funny. I got really, really high with my sister and her friends, and we were waiting in line. We went on one ride, and it was a lot. I would say my stomach felt worse than I think it has ever felt before. but we're waiting for the Millennium Forest, and it was, I think, like, two hours in, and I did, I did, in fact, like, throw up. No. Like, not even near a trash can, yeah.

On, well, I was going to say, on the ride. Could you imagine? Yeah, on the ride. Could you imagine the people waiting three hours? Yeah, look up above them.

That's not a bird. It's so bad, yeah. And plus, you spend so much money when you're high, because all the food sounds so good, so it's not a good idea.

By the way, last time I was at Cedar Point, the fish flies were so crazy. Can you imagine if you're stoned and the fish flies are around there?

Oh, my God, no. It would be disgusting.

What's that movie where the bugs are attacking you and stuff like that? There was one movie.

I think you were on Shrooms.

No. There's that one. What's up, Richard? What's happening?

Oh, man, I got a great story for you guys. Yeah. I first started dating this girl, and I'm terrified of rides. Like, I start sweating, and we decided we're going to drink a bunch of screwdrivers on the way up there.

Right, I did.

And we had some, and we drank them there at the place. So I rode all the rides, Raptor and everything. And we had another couple with us, and they had a, her boyfriend was this dorky dude, and he kept calling me a wimp. So I said, all right, don't call me a wimp. I'm riding these rides. Finally, we get in line for the millennium, and I'm pacing back and forth, dude. All these little girls get off it. I'm hammered, and they come up, and it starts raining. They go, sorry, guys. We have closed the ride for the day. Dude, I did not want to get on that ride.

Saved by the weather. um 844 mojo live uh text 95500 liz hey liz hi it's actually we say that again

liz what's up liz yeah hi so first time long time my mom actually calls in all the time and she's like you know you gotta listen to them some more And I was like, finally, a topic I can talk about.

Getting stoned or drunk on rides at Cedar Point.

Right, but that's why I'm using my nickname, because she'd be mad at me if she had a lot of answers. Well, I'm not a spanker, but while standing in line, taking an edible is the way to do it. By the time you get there, it kicks in, and you feel like you're in a whole different dimension. And then when you get off, you've got the money.

What percentage are you using?

Um, honestly, I shared, like, a long, like, nerd gummy rope with a cousin of mine, so.

You sound like Hunter Biden.

Playing with fire, I don't know.

You know how they tell you to clear your pockets out, like, you gotta take your pockets out and stuff like that? I mean, like, you throw it in a locker? It's like, go over to Lissa's locker, and she's got, like, basically all her edibles and her ropes there.

They don't try to clear your bra out.

Lissa, thanks.

They don't tell you to clear your bra We love you for listening

Thanks so much Tell your mom thank you for turning us on to you

Of course Love you guys We love you too Hold on

Caller earlier said no shrooms before a ride Tiffany disagrees Tiffany

Hi first time long time guys I love you guys

We love you too

Hey, so I was talking about, I heard the girl say 10 out of 10, don't recommend shrooms. And I just agreed 10 out of 10, do it. What was your experience? But it was me and my boyfriend at the time, my brother, his girlfriend, my mom. We had a great time. It's like an outer body experience. It was fun.

Where was it?

Is it at Cedar Point?

Yes, sir.

You had your mama on shrooms at Cedar Point?

To be correct, my mom had me on shrooms. Oh, my gosh.

No way.

I'm not saying she gave them to me. I'm just saying she shared.

That's awesome. Mommy like it. That's awesome. Hold on. Joni got banned from Universal for being so drunk. Is that right, Joni? I did, Mojo. Not good, Joni. They ban you from the whole park?

The whole park for a year. This was 21 years ago on a spring break trip with my friends.

Oh, my gosh.

We got so drunk in the park, and my friend thought it would be a good idea to throw a garbage can at us coming up the escalator. No. It was in five seconds. It was like Donkey Kong. You know how, like, you'll get it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. By the time I got to the top of the steps, we had a slut team on us. And they were taking pictures of the Polaroid, and they're like, you guys are out of here.

When they ban you, do they take pictures of you so they can hang them up and have it be that you?

Literally, like the Polaroid picture, they took a picture of us, and they said, you guys cannot come back for 365 days.

You're on the wall of fame there, Joni. I love it. That's incredible.

I am.

I love it. Thanks for calling. Appreciate you, Joni.

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