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Dumbest Reason You Called 911
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Dumbest Reason You Called 911

from Mojo In The Morning

January 26, 2023 | 00:06:34 | Leisure

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Shannon just reported in her Dirty, and maybe you recap it for us, that Britney Spears is okay. Everybody just understand that.

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She's not on Instagram anymore. That's what started this.

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Just because she doesn't want to be on Instagram does not mean that you should be calling 911.

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Right. Yep. Police did go to her house after several fans called 911 because they were worried about her being in danger, but she's okay.

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Isn't that amazing?

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I don't know if they talk to her, if they talk to Sam, or if they talk to, you know, a member of her team, her household staff, but she is okay.

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I will say this to you. That just shows you how much people care about her or are freaked out wondering what's going on.

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Megan, can you imagine someone caring enough about you to call 911 to check on you?

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Yeah, dumb.

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Yeah. Do you want to be dumb?

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Like if you don't answer the phone or show up for work and the police have to break down your door.

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Or who would sleep through seven people knocking at your front door and wake up with police officers inside of your bedroom? Who would do that?

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All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So who called 911, and it turned out to not be a good reason to call? Peter, are you an actual police officer calling us up, Peter? Yes, sir. How you doing? So you had to go on a call of somebody dialing those numbers up, huh?

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I sure did, and it's definitely one I've never seen before.

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What was it?

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So we got a call that a lady said that a plane was flying over her house repeatedly, and she wanted us to check it out. But I couldn't quite figure out how to get my police car into the air.

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So what did she think it was? Did she think that it was somebody, like, spying on her?

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No. No, she said it was being loud, and she wanted it to stop flying over her house, but we're near Metro Airport. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right.

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That's a tough one.

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So she called 911 and thought it was an emergency.

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Peter, did you ever hear this story about when Spike called 911 because he thought somebody was breaking into his house?

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It sounded like a gunshot, and I went downstairs to defend myself right as the cops were banging on the front door. It was a beer can exploded just sitting on my kitchen counter. It was a defective seal or something Exploded but It sounded like an explosion but I let the cops in Because you know obviously once they're there they gotta see What's going on and there's all this beer Dripping from the ceiling in the kitchen

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That's hilarious Alright guys have a good day

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Thank you appreciate it thanks for serving buddy What's going on Heather

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Hi

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Did you call 911

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No I am a victim I'm like definitely afraid of mice and I saw one go under my refrigerator. I was screaming, bloody murder. Yeah. And my neighbor next door to me heard me and called 911. Oh. So I was sitting out on my porch because I didn't want to go back inside, and the cops rolled up.

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Oh, gee. So they thought something really was going on in your place, like really bad going on.

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Yeah.

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Honestly, I would appreciate that so much, that my neighbor cared.

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True, true. You know. I did see her lurking around outside to see what was going on because we don't really know each other. And so that made it even more worse.

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I want to know with weed being illegal now and more and more people partaking.

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How many times have people just gotten paranoid and called 911? Has anybody ever done like a stoned call?

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Oh, I'm sure that happens all the time. We've played those 911 calls, and they're hilarious. I wonder if any listeners have ever done it.

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Remember the one in Dearborn? There was the really famous one in Dearborn of the person was like so stoned. It was like one of the more infamous ones. What's going on, Mojo in the Morning, Trevor?

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Hey, good morning. Good morning. What's happening? I actually had a butt dial off my cell phone. We were out to some friend's house partying and shooting off firework. And next thing I know, I hear somebody on my cell phone. And so I pick it up with my ear, and it was 911. Apparently, it was butt dialed in my pocket. Oh, no. Yeah, they didn't send any patrol cars out or anything, though, for that one.

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No.

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I've done that before Where it'll be in my purse or something And the way I'm holding my purse It'll hit that side button five times Do you know what I'm talking about? And then it automatically makes the emergency call

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I think that that's happening more and more These days too With the new operating system that they have Lisa, what's happening?

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Hi Mojo, how are you?

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Good, what did you call 911 for?

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Well, they were doing construction In our subdivision And when I got home at night I smelled this awful smell it was uh it was really bad and I called 9-1-1 and the fire department came out and they said ma'am uh we smelled the the odor and he said that's a skunk Lisa oh my gosh I do not know that smell Lisa well I'm not used to it I guess yeah I got a C-carbon monoxide detector

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Yeah You know what though It's better safe than sorry Lisa Jen

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Hi how are you

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This is actually a funny one This would be me What did you call 911 for Or what did your mom call

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So it was my mother She had come home late at night from working And it was dark And saw a figure in the corner of the hallway Ran across the street Called 911 They came with guns drawn clear in the house, turns out it was only me who had actually put a life-size cutout of Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall.

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Oh my gosh. No. It was a cardboard cutout?

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It was a cardboard cutout, a movie cardboard cutout from one of the video stores.

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Did they arrest him?

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911, what's your emergency? Yeah, my wife got attacked by a warthog real bad, and I need someone to come up with an ambulance and pick her up. Okay, sir. Can you give me your address? Yeah, we're at 1825 Eucalyptus Drive. Okay, could you spell that for me, sir? I'm going to drag her on over to Oak Street, and you can pick her up there.

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