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Early or Late to the Airport
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Early or Late to the Airport

from Mojo In The Morning

December 7, 2022 | 00:08:41 | Leisure

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It is a tad bit of a crossover. So much fun last night at Jingle Ball, but unfortunately, Mojo got sick, and he's my dad, so he did what dads do best, and he forcibly said, you have to go in and do my job.

00:02:06 - 00:02:37 | Speaker 5:

And I love it, because it's so much fun to have a little crossover show here with both morning shows. So if you're listening on the podcast or from another city, you might not realize, on this radio station, the Joe Show is on in the afternoon, but Joe, Jed, and Ashley do a show in Tampa every morning. So you're already familiar with the whole morning routine. but you thought you were going to have today off you thought today was going to be vacation day after the concert you guys all went out super late and you were going to have a day here to travel and get back home to tampa but instead you had duty called you had to be in here and and now

00:02:37 - 00:02:56 | Speaker 3:

i'm getting heat from my producer speaking of the whole travel day because yes we were we were going to sleep in and then jed was trying to get us to go to the airport at 10 a.m which i think is an absolute psycho move depends when is your flight our flight is at 2 p.m oh whoa now here's

00:02:56 - 00:03:00 | Speaker 5:

the thing no that's way is jed the pilot of the plane that's the only reason he needs to be there

00:03:00 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 3:

if he's fueling it up actually maybe what's crazy though is and i'm in a really bad predicament right now because i've got the the worst of both worlds with me because ashley and then i love them both but ashley gets to the airport as they are checking in she likes to show up she looks at Whenever Delta or whatever airline she's flying says check-in time, like for us, is at 1.30. She wants to get there at 1.

00:03:25 - 00:03:36 | Speaker 5:

You can't show up a half hour before your flight. Yeah, you can. It's going to take you that long to check in? No, it's not. Getting through the TSA line alone is that. I love the rush, the thrill of it. Because who wants to sit at the airport and wait?

00:03:36 - 00:03:43 | Speaker 6:

No, I'm in between you two. Now, if you had TSA pre-check, I would say otherwise. Like, go ahead, because you can get through the line faster. Even then, no. But you're, yeah.

00:03:44 - 00:03:56 | Speaker 5:

No, listen. Ashley, God bless her. She's a hard worker, but I've never seen her run fast in her life. Oh, I was running at LCA yesterday. Oh, I don't know. No one wants to see that person running through the airport.

00:03:56 - 00:04:15 | Speaker 3:

Well, she was running through the airport. She forgot her. Yeah, she forgot her ID when we flew to Detroit. So she had to go back, which by the grace of God, our flight was a little bit delayed. So she made it. But like, Jed, why show up five, six, seven hours before? What if the airport is so amazing?

00:04:15 - 00:04:32 | Speaker 6:

There's certain restaurants at the airport where you just have to bask in, and then you also have to get drunk enough to numb the plane ride. Okay, so you actually have strategy here. Yeah, I do. What restaurant are we visiting today at DTW? Honestly, I haven't flown out of here in so long.

00:04:32 - 00:04:37 | Speaker 3:

I was going to say, what are you going to go to, P.F. Chang's? It's a great restaurant, but we can go down the street.

00:04:37 - 00:04:38 | Speaker 6:

It's got that restaurant in the back.

00:04:38 - 00:04:39 | Speaker 3:

You can have some drinks.

00:04:39 - 00:04:42 | Speaker 6:

It's not Andiamo. They have some kind of bar that you can go to.

00:04:42 - 00:04:49 | Speaker 3:

Oh, yeah. They have Leo's. They have Popeye's. They have everything that you can get anywhere outside of the airport where we can comfortably be hanging out.

00:04:49 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 5:

You've got a few good locals in there now. They've done a great job of rehabbing that airport in the North Terminal. You can get an Atwater Brewery now. You can get some good local. Plum Market, like Shannon said, is really good. Still not a five-hour.

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No.

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When do you get there, Spike?

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Well, I used to be more on the Ashley side. I'd get there an hour before just to, you know, I always cut it close. Drive him insane. But now I, now dating my girlfriend is like super early for everything. She's changed my lifestyle. And you know what? I'm less stressed now. She makes me get there two or three hours early and usually two hours early, but she has completely opened my eyes to the airport beer.

00:05:24 - 00:05:28 | Speaker 5:

This is news to me. Wait a second. Spike is early for everything now?

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Not everything. Does that happen, Shannon? Not everything.

00:05:31 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 4:

No, not everything. Let me rephrase. Everything that she's with me in control of. She doesn't drive him here in the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:38 - 00:05:45 | Speaker 5:

844-665-6548. You can always text in two. Do you guys have a special Mojo number as well?

00:05:45 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

Text us to 95500.

00:05:47 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 5:

Oh, so you guys just keep it the same with that. I don't know if it was like Texas said M-O-J-O.

00:05:53 - 00:06:01 | Speaker 4:

But there's people texting in like 734 says if it were socially acceptable to get there the day before the flight, she would. You know, my dad used to do that with us.

00:06:01 - 00:06:04 | Speaker 6:

Dads are famous for that. Did you do the stay at the hotel at the airport?

00:06:04 - 00:06:10 | Speaker 5:

We would stay at the hotel. Did you really? Which I always thought was really cool, but I don't know what it is now.

00:06:10 - 00:06:15 | Speaker 6:

No. I want my own bed. I want my own bed for as long as possible.

00:06:15 - 00:06:19 | Speaker 5:

And I even think of my dad, too. Mojo was a hotel snob.

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Yeah.

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So what was his game plan with all of that? To just be stressed?

00:06:25 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 4:

It wasn't even his game plan. I think it was mom saying, oh, no. Chelsea was like, I hate his driving, especially when he's late. Let's get down there next four because then there's no rush. He has to drive like a human being.

00:06:37 - 00:06:56 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. Although he is kind of like the Jed now, too, at the airports. He still gets like there way too. I think, in my opinion, Spike may be the only father who is comfortable with getting to the airport. Two hours is good. I thought most dads, four, five, six, seven.

00:06:56 - 00:07:16 | Speaker 4:

But your dad likes to go through every store, like, let's see the latest headphones and let's go. He does. The guy collects the headphones at the airport. I know. Whenever we travel with your dad, Mojo always wants to go in every store in the airport. I like it, though. You can buy all this stuff on Amazon or in your own neighborhood, but he wants to buy it for eight times the price at the airport.

00:07:16 - 00:07:19 | Speaker 5:

Has anyone in here ever gotten a massage at the airport?

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Okay, no, but my-

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I've always wanted to.

00:07:21 - 00:07:45 | Speaker 6:

My girlfriend, and I don't know if it's open since the pandemic, but my girlfriend would always make herself an appointment at the spa, and she would get a manicure pedicure as she was waiting for her flight. That's actually genius. So she would get there early, but she would have an appointment, and she would get a manicure pedicure at the airport. I don't know anybody who's ever done that except for her. Do you know what I'm talking about? That little spa there you can get neck massages and stuff, too?

00:07:45 - 00:07:51 | Speaker 5:

I didn't know that they do manicures and pedicures. They do. You can get Botox there, too. That's going to be the new thing.

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It's going to be the L.

00:07:52 - 00:07:55 | Speaker 5:

Jimmy, you would totally stress out Jed. Jimmy, when do you show up?

00:07:56 - 00:07:59 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, I show up at the boarding time. Every day.

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My man.

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How old are you? I get right through 27.

00:08:02 - 00:08:05 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, I think it's just this. My man. He loves the thrill of it, don't you?

00:08:06 - 00:08:20 | Speaker 3:

Yeah, and you can't do $10 beers anymore. You know, like, that's just outrageous. You drink a little bit in the airport parking lot. You bring your own. My man. And then you go in at boarding time, and you get on the plane. There's no line. You just get right on, you sit down, you have a good time.

00:08:20 - 00:08:21 | Speaker 4:

Ooh, that gives me anxiety.

00:08:21 - 00:08:22 | Speaker 6:

I love that for us.

00:08:23 - 00:08:35 | Speaker 4:

You guys are the ones that you run on the plane, and they're closing the door. We're all comfy. You're going to sit your sweaty ass down next to us and stink for the three-hour flight because you ran from the parking lot.

00:08:35 - 00:08:36 | Speaker 3:

But we made it there on time.

00:08:37 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 4:

Exactly.

00:08:39 - 00:08:43 | Speaker 5:

I don't like it. I don't like it. By the way, Spike, I don't think that we're supposed to – are we supposed to go to spots?

00:08:44 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 4:

No, we could do –

00:08:45 - 00:08:46 | Speaker 5:

I think that we roll all the way through eight.

00:08:46 - 00:08:49 | Speaker 4:

Yeah, yeah, let's do it. We roll through Dirty, yeah.

00:08:49 - 00:08:52 | Speaker 5:

Oh, okay. All right. I just wanted to make sure. Sorry.

00:08:53 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 4:

Hey, listen, guys. That's the wrong way to my babies? Do you don't get to do 90-minute commercial-free? Like, we do, like, half of people's commutes commercial-free ever. What?

00:09:00 - 00:09:06 | Speaker 5:

Don't you put me in a position to compare this to what I'm about to go home to. You make your morning show. But I love what I go home to.

00:09:07 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 4:

Your listeners have to listen to extra commercials.

00:09:09 - 00:09:13 | Speaker 5:

That's – I think my boss is listening right now on the other station.

00:09:13 - 00:09:19 | Speaker 4:

Oh, in that case, you were just telling me off the air how much you love that place and how much that you love the way they do things.

00:09:19 - 00:09:31 | Speaker 5:

I do. I really was. That's a fact. That's a fact. Hey, Katie, Katie, Katie, go ahead. You have a suggestion for if we get there at 10 a.m.?

00:09:32 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 1:

Yes, yes. Can you hear me?

00:09:34 - 00:09:35 | Speaker 5:

Yes, of course.

00:09:35 - 00:09:58 | Speaker 1:

Okay, yes. Hi. If you get to DTW early, which you should just for this reason alone, is Max and Irma's. It's the last Max and Irma's in all of Michigan, and they have the best tortilla soup. So you've got to go there. You've got to get your tortilla soup. I always get there with enough time to get my Max and Irma soup before I get on the plate. Okay, this is a good tip.

00:09:58 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

It's a good thing to know.

00:10:00 - 00:10:00 | Speaker 1:

It's a good thing to know.

00:10:00 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 2:

I like that a lot. Jed, when will we be showing up? Ashley, when will we be showing up at the airport? Tell all the TSA workers when to expect you.

00:10:09 - 00:10:14 | Speaker 3:

We will be there at 1 o'clock on the dot. We will be there at 1045. He is so serious.

00:10:14 - 00:10:18 | Speaker 4:

As soon as they are allowed to serve liquor, we are drinking as much as we can.

00:10:18 - 00:10:22 | Speaker 3:

As soon as we make it through TSA, they'll be boarding and we'll be ready to get on the plane.

00:10:22 - 00:10:24 | Speaker 4:

Good luck, Joe. We can't drink anything.

00:10:24 - 00:10:27 | Speaker 3:

Who cares? You don't need to drink anymore. What do you mean?

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