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Hello, Joe, in the morning. I would like all of us to band together as one big radio show that has this little bullhorn called The Microphone. And I would like us to stand up for an injustice that is out there, an injustice that is gone way too long, and an injustice that is little talked about because of the embarrassment that may surround it.

Yeah, I don't know if I'm on board until you say what it is yet.

Well, first off, let me say this to you. You're a woman, and you're somebody that it doesn't affect, but it does affect you. Because you've got some very nice guys in your life that need your help. Yes, men. Men that need your help.

Okay, sorry, I took that very wrong.

And I want you... No, no. You've got one guy in your life, but this one guy in your life, you've got to make sure that you keep a smile on his face. All right? This is the injustice. why is it that there are tons of female sexual devices for your pleasure ladies out there but for guys there's no options at all that's not true or little very little and i'm i'm straight guys for straight guys because here's the deal if you're if you are a gay man you have some devices but for straight guys there's not many devices there's basically let me first off are you have you been shopping for him lately i've tried to and i can't shop for him no i'm trying to ask

what are devices that are strictly for gay men that are not for straight men well there's like

like things well you can't right i'm not going to i don't know if i necessarily do anything to my to my okay rectum my back size i'm not doing it some guys might i don't do it i'm sure that you You know, listen, I know that I have a gay son. He may do it, and I'm sure he does. I hope he's enjoying it. I don't know if his dad's doing it. But let me explain mine. I have gone, and I've even, you know, thought of going into Cirilla's, which they're a fine advertiser right now. Shout out to Cirilla's. Send some product. But I've gone to stores, and I've gone online, and I've looked at these things that are out there for guys, And every woman has their favorite toy or favorite toys. You guys might have many of them. For guys, and I talk to my guy friends about this, all there is is pocket peas. And the one thing about pocket peas, every pocket pea looks like a device that will mutilate yourself. Every one of these things looks like a device that literally looks like a backwards lightsaber that if you put it near your privates, you're going to cut yourself up. I think they're soft, though. Well, I don't care how soft they are. The way that they look, too, are horrible. And then any other device that looks like it might be interesting.

A ring.

Or what is it? I don't know the ring. A C ring. The Gawg Gawg Fletcher.

just like what but the guy but here's the problem though shan with the the rings the rings require something somebody to be with you you know what i mean like you're looking for don't you use your

device when you're by yourself a lot of times uh no i actually no the answer is truly no not right now well but in the past yes in the past yes yes now it it is a shared pleasure device okay which

is good that's good but i feel like there are you know there are lack of of stuff that's out there that's a fact megan if you know of any that great places that i can go look tell me because you seem like you're not not on board with me and my protest that i'm doing right now well i i think

you should always advocate for more options i'm not mad at that i just there's more options i think

than you think tell me tell me which ones you got which one to tell me where where i can go to i was

It's just on Surreal's site. They have like 300 products just for men. For 300? Something like that.

This is hard time? Look how fast Kev went to his computer. 300 is crazy. I don't buy it. But I'm saying, you remember with that lady who we had on the show a while ago, and she sent over the Tickle My Pickle book. Yeah. When she sent over the box of goodies, I don't know if there was one option in there that was specifically designed for men's pleasure.

There was. We took it home, and it didn't work. No. It was not. No. It was. It was the flashlight.

I'm no expert in sex toys by any means, but I would venture to say that there are more, someone's throat just gurgled, there are more options for women because there are more areas of pleasure for women.

What do you mean by that? Guys have similar areas.

Because we could do here, here, here. I get pleasured up there. Here. There's a lot, yeah. But I'm just saying, I think there are more. Are we still on camera, by the way? You get your.

Are we still on? Yes. Oh, that's great. We're still on. I know what Tony walks by. Like a diagram.

No, but I do think that there's just, there's more to work with.

There's more places to go to. Would you like a full-on doll? You know, I thought about that. I just don't know how Chelsea would take it if all of a sudden.

It would not.

She gets my Amazon order and opens it up. I want one. I told her that I wanted one that looks just like her. That is so weird. You can get that done. Why? You can buy molds. Why do you think that would be weird? Don't you think it'd be worse if I.

I am yucking and yum, and I fully admit. I don't know. because you have her. This boy out of stock.

Do you think that it would be weirder or worse if I had it looking like somebody else? Like, I think that would not be good.

No, I think no and no.

Jen, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Are you on board with my protest that I have?

No, sir. I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm just here to answer your question as to why there are more toys for us than you guys.

Yes, go ahead. Explain, because it's a woman's world.

Oh, you think so?

That's a whole other show, Mojo. But this particular issue is because you fellas can't find the spot with a flashlight.

Oh, so it's our fault that these guys came up with it. You're probably right.

Okay. And the reason that we don't need or you guys don't have as many toys is because if we even move a little bit, y'all become real minute men, and then we need those toys.

Yeah, well, you're right. That is kind of true, too. But still, but still, I wonder who the designers are of these things. Like, are the designer, are there, if, if, I think the guys designed the women's toys, they're like, oh, I can design it. But why do they not design something for themselves? Well, then I think that's a question you have to answer yourself.

And you have a son in school, tell him to go in that direction.

Would that be fun? Hey, Luke, Luke, you have not chosen a major yet. I would like you to choose the major of sex toys for men.

He would probably be a millionaire.

It would be. I think so.

Chelsea would be so proud. Another, you know, another son fulfilling your dreams.

Yeah, I would love that. Jen, question for you. Do you think it's weird that I would like to buy a sex doll that looks like my wife?

I do not think it's weird. I just think that it's going to be a failed mission, buddy. She is not going to go for that.

She's not into it. She already told me. I told her, I said, I'm going to try to find one that looks just like you or is made after you, and she was not.

Okay, but think of this.

Yeah.

Do you really want her to know what you want to do to her? Because that's what's going to happen if you get a doll like that.

Well, shouldn't she figure that out, or shouldn't she know that? I think every woman should know what their guy wants to do.

Maybe, but you need to decide how she's going to react to that. Only you know, buddy.

Wouldn't it be funny if I bought it and just had it watch television with me?

That would be funny And passive aggressive But very funny

No I'm not passive aggressive I enjoy watching TV with my wife We'll be watching Real Housewives together What's going on Melissa how you doing?

Good how are you guys?

Good what's going on we're talking about This new mission that I'm on

to try to get men pleasure?

Well, I will tell you, I'm a bit of a kind of sewer. I have a nice collection. But men, you guys are so, you have it so much more efficient because all of your equipment is outside of the body, I think. Okay. And so you guys, you guys, you've got all kinds of flavors and colors of pies, holes everywhere and walls, fences. Like women actually have to put effort in. So I think you guys totally have the way to do it outside of women.

But there are, I've noticed in, Megan showed that there's 300 devices on there. The problem is they're all the same device. I was just about to say that.

There's a lot of similarities, but I would say that's the same thing for women.

Yeah. I feel like you guys, though, have like some that are small, some that are big, some that are tall, some that are, you know.

I mean, but that's what like this is. They're kind of crazy.

Something you can actually put in the wall if you want to. Are you into bondage? Nah, I'm not into that stuff.

I don't want to. What about Puff and Play? Well, maybe you should be. It would expand your options. I would like to.

Open up those filters. Do you know what I would like, though? I would like to, if I got anything, I would like it to also double as something else in my house so that if I forget to get rid of it when somebody comes over, they can go, oh, that's a really nice nightstand.

You know what I mean? That's this bondage. You get this. I don't know if I can say this. They got a wheel that looks like it could double as a massage tool.

Wow. A wheel. I could put my drink right on there What's going on Brian How you doing

Mojo mojo mojo Yes Don't be so scared of the back door You haven't had fun You haven't had fun Until you've let your wife pay

Listen I guess I haven't had fun Then Brian But he's still talking He's still there Thanks Brian Hi Morgan what's going on

Hey, before I get to hear my comment, I have to say, I love it. You went Dr. Seuss a minute ago. Some that are tall, some that are small, some that go on the wall.

Some that are bright, some that are light.

I appreciate it, Morgan.

I wanted to say, I'm with you on this one. Like, all of the toys for men along the similar line, right? They're all kind of weird. But women have, like, rosebuds and all these cool little things. You need to make more things like that for the men. Spot-specific little guys.

But, like, truly, then, what do you want? Because I hate to be this person, but this is like the biggest industry. So if it can be made and people would buy it, it would be out there.

Yeah. I don't know what we do. That's true.

I don't know what y'all want.

I would like it, the auto companies, if you're listening and you're an auto executive, I would like the auto executives to listen and put something in a car.

And quite frankly, I think all of you guys should be a little bit more grateful because Because the price of your products are way cheaper than the price of ours.

Wade, what are the price differences? I've looked at the prices of women's products.

You can get this Vortex Extreme 360 for $60.

Do you know some of the female products are in the hundreds? Yes.

See, I would rather trust $100 plus than a $60.

Like $200, $300 plus. Like a cheap one starts at like $120.

Well, how much do some of the men's...

Well, look, this is a $200 one. Yeah, this is a remote control.

This one's $47, $12, $60. That's a little bit pricier. $31 is much cheaper for you.

Men are more cost-affected.

Don't you love that I'm letting you do all the Googling and shop-ling? Because I don't want Wes to see my computer and be like, Ooh, yes. I'm on a work computer.

Nina, I just got a text from somebody saying, Finally, a topic that matters. What's going on, Nina? Hi, Nina. Is that you, Nina?

Nina.

This is a person that said something about full-blown fake booties. Is this a real human being on the phone with us? Or are you AI? What's going on?

Yeah.

What's up?

It's a real person on the phone.

Yeah, we were talking to you. What's up?

There's a fake bootie that you can get different sides of the booties, and it looks like the end of a sofa armrest, and it's strong enough where men can ride the booty.

Do you have somebody that has this or do you know somebody that owns this?

I see it's in the stores. I saw it when I go to the stores with my friends and I didn't know they had it and it's hard enough where the guy can get it.

Give it in. Quick question for you. Would it be weird if you went to a guy's house and saw that he had a fake booty just sitting there?

I had a friend who wasn't ashamed of it. He said he loved it.

Okay. You're thinking about that?

It's like in a kneeling position.

I get it, but I understand that. But is it weird if you walk into a guy's house and he's got like that sitting next to his remote control?

I'd rather a guy take care of himself. I don't know if he had it like.

Yeah, but he just showed everyone one night, and we were like, I didn't even know those existed. And he's like, yeah, and it's very strong. It holds him up.

Is he a single man, or is he in a relationship?

Single man.

Okay. That's the problem, though. I always said this. If AI took over where you could make an AI girlfriend, would guys stop dating? Would it all of a sudden make it even worse as far as dating is concerned? I'm sure that would happen. Crystal, what's up?

that's so sad it's it is so incredibly sad to be like well if robots existed and just did what they wanted then we wouldn't need you it's so weird to me that the lack of human connection is just somebody to do something that i want them to do it's the phone it screwed everybody up

nobody wants to talk anymore what's going on crystal hi first time long time We finally have a topic that Crystal. He tells me every day to call you guys.

Wait a second. You're not going to tell your son that you called for this topic, are you?

No, I'm not. I'm actually, I called. What are you actually looking for? You want a pocket tee that looks like.

uh yeah no no no no i don't know what i'm saying is it's not necessarily that it's just that you know women have all kinds of fun things and i look at the number of devices that are out there which by the way this is really weird how old is your son crystal how old is your son so like you

said they just come in different sizes and shapes just like the pocket keys yeah how old is your son

shapes he's gonna be 13 your son is 13 years old and he listens every day wanting you to call and you just called us for this topic.

Yes.

You're not playing him this podcast, are you?

Yeah, you got to lie today. No, no, no. He will never hear this.

How many devices does your 13-year-old son's mom have?

Two.

And what is the names of your devices?

Basics. I got the regular one that you can put in your panties.

Okay. Oh, my gosh. All right.

And then I got one that I use.

Just say the names of them. I don't need to know. You don't know the names of them?

I don't know what the names of them. Okay.

Because everybody has the names, and all the women tell each other, I've got the Apex 2040. No, Apex is the name of the apartment complex. I'm doing a commercial for it in a second.

Can I give you the names of two different movies I need you to watch?

Yes.

Lars and the Real Girl is the first one. I need you to start with that. All right? Don't watch these out of order. And then the next one is Ex Mahina.

Watch both of those movies. Ex Mahina. Is that like? Ex Mahina. Is that like X the Heine?

Are they both about AI? Is it about it? They're both about men seeking companionship from these options.

Am I going to be lonely afterwards and make her feel sad?

The first one's going to make you a little sad. The second one's going to freak you out and make you want to destroy all robots. Oh, really? Okay.

I'm still tripping that her son asked her to call. She said, yo.

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I'd say probably start bone smashing That doesn't work Make it look more defined They say it works, I don't know

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